Friday, July 21, 2006

Spice girl news and it's not Posh



I really thought Eddie Murphy was gay. Seriously.

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from ONTD:

Eddie Murphy and former Spice Girl Mel B are reportedly set to wed in September. The couple - who met at a party in Beverly Hills last month - have reportedly booked the plush Roosevelt Hotel, in Los Angeles, for their "dream wedding".

Mel, 31, and Murphy - who is 14 years her senior - are reportedly planning to tie the knot in an intimate ceremony attended by just close family and friends.However, the pair have drawn up a star-studded guest list, which includes Whitney Houston and British actor Max Beesley, for their wedding party. A source told Daily Star newspaper: "Mel just wants her and Eddie's close family to be there for the simple blessing. But they will be inviting their friends to a lavish wedding breakfast reception at the venue afterwards."

Both Mel and the Shrek star have been married before. Murphy divorced his wife Nicole Mitchell Murphy - who he has five children with - in May after 12 years of marriage. Mel - better known as Scary Spice during her time in the Spice Girls - married dancer Jimmy Gulzar in 1998 but the couple got divorced three years later. They have a seven-year-old daughter Phoenix-Chi.

Adopting kids is the new black


MadRich at it again....I guess they feel secure enough with their marriage to bring in yet another baby. Or maybe Madge needs new blood to feed off of since Britney quit the cult.

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from ONTD:

MADONNA and her film-maker husband GUY RITCHIE are planning to start searching for a child to adopt in October (06), once the pop superstar finishes her Confessions world tour. The Material girl - who already has two children, Lourdes, nine, and Rocco, five - wants more kids so the couple have hired the adoption lawyer who worked for their friends BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE.

The 47-year-old singer and Ritchie have also talked to adoption agencies in both the US and the UK. An insider tells British newspaper The Sun, "Madonna and Guy are serious about adopting a baby. They had a meeting with a British adoption agency but were not satisfied that it was the right one. "

So they found another agency in America and had a meeting with them about becoming parents to an orphaned baby. "They both love children and are desperate to expand their family."

Earlier this week (begs17JUL06), Ritchie's father JOHN RITCHIE said, "I love my grandchildren, and of course nothing would make me happier than if they do adopt. "How lovely to have another one, it sounds like such great, great fun. "I'm sure both Rocco and Lourdes would love it as they are so close and another sibling would be super."

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Oh WAAAAH


I can't begin to write about how I feel about this, it would go on for volumes. In a small nutshell, I think she's deserving of the heavy criticism. Everything about her screams "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! I DESPERATELY NEED IT, I am but a hollow void of emptiness!"

But TMZ has done the best job of reporting it and allowing the public to express their views.

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off of TMZ.com:

Paris to TMZ Users -- You've Hurt Me Bad

Paris Hilton says she cries sometimes after reading the cruel comments about her posted on TMZ.

In an exclusive interview Wednesday, after finishing a meeting with her publicist Elliott Mintz, Hilton agreed to talk to TMZ's Harvey Levin about thousands of messages TMZ users have posted, many of which are, as Hilton says, "mean and sadistic."

Levin asked Hilton about such comments as, "Paris is just an overused human condom," "Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it," and "Would you please drop over dead or commit suicide you damn slut."

Hilton said "I'm far less promiscuous than any of my friends." As for the infamous sex tape with ex-lover Rick Solomon, Hilton said "I'm judged because of something that an ex-boyfriend did to me. I'm not a slut at all."

Hilton says that many of the TMZ comments are "very hurtful" to her and that some make her cry. She says "They think I don't have any feelings."

Ass-lee Simpson can't keep her yap shut!


Just look at the comparisons!

KIMYA DAWSON to be a mother any day now!


I don't know who this person is, but I think the pic makes you go DAAAAAAMMMMBUH! What's she carrying, a pony keg? SHIT!

It's this kind of thing that scares me about getting pregnant.

Sad really....


I feel badly for her. I don't care for Jordan, but this kind of thing is really sad for anybody.

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from ONTD.com:

British glamour model Jordan has miscarried a baby.

The 28-year old wife of Peter André was rushed to a hospital in London Friday after complaining of stomach pains.

She is now recovering at her East Sussex home with her hubby and two kids, Junior and Harvey.A pal of the couple told British publications: "It's impossible to describe how upset they both are. They wanted to keep the whole thing secret and hoped no one would find out.

She was only a few weeks into the pregnancy — but hadn't had her three-month scan, so told only a handful of people."And just two months ago, Jordan told Channel 4 about how much she and wanted another rug-rat.

She said: "Pete and me really want another child. We'd love a little girl. I'd have to call her Pink or Princess, because she'd be my princess."

Batman Begins Sequel news

from ONTD:

From Latino Review:Exclusive Scoop: We Know Who The Joker Is! HA HA

Date: July 20, 2006 By: Kellvin ChavezSource: El Mayimbe

Yo! El Mayimbe here with un gran bochinche! A MAJOR SCOOP!

For months, gossip has been circulating who would play The Joker in the next Batman Begins sequel. It's definite that the next sequel will concentrate on The Joker and they're already throwing names around such as Steve Buscemi - Robin Williams - Lachy Hulme -Alexis Denisof – and Mark Hamill.

We were first to tell the world that Brandon Routh was going to be the new Superman. Now here we are at it again as we just got word from A VERY TRUSTED SOURCE that the offer last night was officially made to Heath Ledger to star as The Joker in the Batman Begins Sequel! As Ari Gold on HBO'S Entourage would say: Heath Motherfuckin' Brokeback The Joker Ledger!

Stay further tuned to Latinoreview as this story further develops.

Me too, honey, me too.


And I hate to admit that, but yeah, I'm over it.

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from A Socialite's Life:

Brad Pitt Quote of the Day

"I'm so tired of thinking about myself. I'm sick of myself."

Krist, here we go


She is, she isn't.....she is, she isnt...

Maybe Tori is some mad PR genius at keeping in the media!

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from a socialite's life:

July 20, 2006
Tori Spelling Not Pregnant

Access Hollywood reports that America shouldn't get it's hopes up just yet, because Tori Spelling is not pregnant, despite a Life & Style report to the contrary:

"No she is not pregnant," spokesperson Sarah Fuller tells Access. "She was in that store over six weeks ago buying a gift for a friend who recently had a baby."

You know you're reaching for Tori Spelling News when you're reporting that she's NOT pregnant. Guess what folks? We've got the exclusive here as well: Tori Spelling is also NOT dead, NOT currently a natural blonde and NOT actually Donna Martin, even though YES, she's no longer a virgin.

P.S. Her publicist denying something doesn't necessarily mean it's true. Just an FYI, Access Hollywood.

P.P.S. I've already forgiven you, both Lilfe & Style and Access Hollywood, because I agree it's more fun to speculate than not.

Tori Spelling, Not Pregnant [Access Hollywood]

That's what happens when you don't eat!


and of course the spokewhore will deny it.

from MSNBC.com:

Is Nicole Richie too skinny to shop?
‘Simple Life’ star reportedly fainted while shopping in Los Angeles

Chris Polk / AP
Super-skinny Nicole Richie reportedly fainting while shopping in L.A.

•By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Did Nicole Richie take that phrase “shop until you drop” too seriously?

The super-skinny reality show star reportedly fainted while doing a little retail therapy. Richie — who has admitted that she’s too thin but has denied that she has an eating disorder — collapsed while browsing at Kitson, a chic LA boutique, on July 15, according to Life & Style.

“She was looking through a rack of clothes when she suddenly fainted and hit the floor,” an “eyewitness” told the mag. “The staff helped her to a chair and offered her something to eat. She shot back, ‘No!’ and mumbled something about it being ‘so hot.’” Although Richie turned away food, she did accept a glass of water, reports the mag, and after about 20 minutes “was steady enough to leave.”

Richie’s rep couldn’t be reached for comment, but a spokeswoman for the store denies the incident.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

What is with the Baldwin brothers?


They are weird, strange and just can't act normal!

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off of TMZ.com:

Baldwin Bro in 80 MPH Car Crash

Posted Jul 19th 2006 6:33PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Train Wrecks, City Of Industry

Actor Daniel Baldwin is back in trouble with the law.TMZ has learned that Baldwin is currently at UCLA Medical Center in police custody and could face DUI charges after crashing into a pair of parked cars while driving at what police estimate was 80 miles per hour through Los Angeles.

A police spokesman said Baldwin was spotted weaving through traffic in a silver Thunderbird. He ran a red light before crashing into two cars, including a Hummer, which was launched 20 feet by the impact. Police say Baldwin was driving the car, a rental, with a suspended license.

In March, Baldwin was charged with drug violations after being arrested in a Santa Monica hotel. Cops claim that when they arrived, they found cocaine on Baldwin and another man.

Guess she wanted to hurry up and seal the deal


Oh fuck me.

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from Life&Style.com:

Breaking news: Tori Spelling pregnant!

Tori Spelling, who married actor Dean McDermott on May 7 after a whirlwind romance, is pregnant, Life & Style has learned exclusively. The actress, 33, blurted out the happy news during a recent shopping trip to chic West Hollywood maternity store Petit Tresor, according to an insider.

Tori’s rep could not immediately comment. “Tori looks about four months pregnant and has been looking at big items like cribs and changing tables,” the insider told Life & Style, adding that Tori was checking out furniture and clothing for a boy and a girl. “Tori told me that when she finds out the sex of the baby, she’ll order appropriately, but right now she’s picking out for both genders,” the insider says. “She bought several baby items — layettes, blankets, onesies.

Tori said she’s a bit upset having to go through all that's happening in her life now with a baby on the way.” Spelling's father, Aaron, died on June 23 of complications from a massive stroke; he was 83. Tori has been at odds with her mother, Candy, 60, and brother, Randy, 27, since Aaron's death.

The Midget Simpson gets rattled!


You go Nick! Show off your bad sexy self!

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from thebosh.com:

Nick and Jessica's uncomfortable run-in

When Jessica Simpson premiered her new video “A Public Affair” on TRL today, she was lucky to find that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey’s current girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo was not the one interviewing her. Unfortunately, Simpson wasn’t able to avoid the couple early last Saturday morning at LA hotspot, Hyde.

Jessica visited the club with her constant companion, hairstylist Ken Paves. A fellow patron told People magazine that "Jessica was having a grand time. She was totally vibing the music." That was until Nick and Vanessa showed up holding hands.

At that point, "Jessica's rhythm totally changed. She was silent and stopped moving. It looked like she was going to shoot out a laser beam and incinerate them," said the source. One of Jessica’s friends claims the singer even endured watching a "heavy make-out session" between Nick and Vanessa.

Despite her visible discomfort, Simpson was able to maintain composure. But Lachey "never broke a sweat," another witness said. In fact, he even came over to say hello to his ex-wife and give her a hug. A friend of Nick’s said, "They behaved like two people moving on."
One meeting down and at least one more to go. Let’s see if this threesome can avoid the drama when they attend next month’s Teen Choice Awards where Jessica is co-host.

Introducing Britney's New Manny!!!


check him out! Not bad, huh?

Trouble on Planet Tom Cruise?


Katie, I've written you off but secretly, deep inside, I still hope you'll see the light and get away....I dream of you having your freedom and life back. Please make it come true! But I also know things are pretty complicated now.

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this off of ONTD:

Might there be trouble in TomKatland? X17 reports Katie Holmes staged a revolt and stormed out of their home in Beverly Hills yesterday after she was ordered to hire two Scientology-trained nannies by her master Tom Cruise.

'And some other weird things: she hasn't been seen with her usual assistant (aka Scientology Sea Org) for weeks and for the last week she was in Telluride (when we were keeping an eye on her), we caught not even a glimpse of Tom. Yeah, he was in Chicago over the weekend, but where was he before that and where is he now? Doesn't he maybe feel like hanging out with his wife and baby sometimes?

'Has Katie finally awaken from the Scientology haze she's been under for the last year? Is she seeking retail therapy as a means of escape? Stay tuned....

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Homewrecker tells all!


you can watch the interview in the link in the headline! I say, she knew what was up, she was just taking advantage of the situation. And Christie's hub was WRONG to start anything.

courtesy of USweekly.com:

Diana Bianchi, the 19-year-old Southampton resident who had an affair with Peter Cook, 47, which ended his marriage to model Christie Brinkley, went on Fox 5 news last night to tell her side of the story.

How did it happen?
“I just regret a lot. I didn’t want this to happen at all….I needed a new job so he asked me to come and work for him…He said he would double my salary, basically. He’d make advances verbally towards me first and then it just, you know, escalated into something I didn’t expect.”

Did she ask him to leave his wife?
“I knew he was married. There were pictures of his family in his office everywhere. I never expected that he would take it to a different level, even though I had people in my ear telling me different. I’m a little too trusting sometimes. He didn’t say he was going to leave her. He just basically left it at — he wished things were different, he wished he were younger, or that he had met me at a different time. And he never promised that he would leave [Christie]. I never asked him to leave her for me. I never was in it for that. I didn’t have any kind of intentions like that.”

What gifts did he buy her?
“He put the down payment down on [a car] but everything has been in my name from day one because he knew for some reason, he didn’t want any affiliations with it. It kind of sketched me out a little bit.”

Was she in love with him?
“No. I don’t think I’m capable of loving right now…I just feel like I made a lot of mistakes. I wasn’t thinking straight. I think I just got flattered and caught up in things.”

AHA! Amicable split huh?


from thebosh.com:

Usually when a couple decides to “amicably split” there isn’t another woman involved. Not so for Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro. Perhaps affairs aren’t such a big deal to a couple that admittedly enjoys water sports. Either way, several reliable gossip sources have gone public with the news that Dave has been seeing a socialite named Sarah Howard for five months.

Life & Style Weekly, who broke the news on Sarah, says that Dave has been "practically living with" her. But Carmen hardly even noticed that Dave has been sowing his oats elsewhere. According to L&S’s source, "Carmen is so focused on her career, she doesn't even care. Dave told Sarah it's totally over between him and Carmen."

For several months, Navarro and Electra had been denying rumors that their relationship was in trouble. On numerous occasions both Dave and Carmen fessed up that their marriage was not always easy, but they also maintained that they had a solid connection. Still a source for Star magazine predicted the split late last month. The insider said, "[Carmen and Dave’s marriage is] not going to last the summer. They've really been separate for some time now, but it looks like they're going to let it fester for a while before they finally call it quits."

This is just CLASSIC!


I think the billboard says it all. Thanks Mousie!!

DAMMIT! Sooo close!

We can still hope for the future though!!!

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off of MSN.com:

Enquirer retracts Britney divorce stories
British edition of tabloid apologizes to pop star for erroneous pieces

AP file

Britney Spears pursued a libel action in Britain, rather than in the United States, because British and Irish laws are much more plaintiff-friendly.

DUBLIN, Ireland - The National Enquirer apologized to Britney Spears in its British edition Tuesday for reporting that she was ready to divorce Kevin Federline.
The articles were published June 5 and June 12 under the headlines, “Britney marriage is over!” and “Britney and Kevin: And now their divorce!” Both stories were vaguely sourced to unidentified friends of the couple.

The retraction and apology said National Enquirer officials “now accept that their marriage is not over and they are not getting divorced. These allegations are untrue and we now accept Britney’s position that the statements are without foundation. We apologize for any distress caused.”

A London lawyer representing American Media Inc., the Boca Raton, Fla.-based publisher of the National Enquirer, signed a settlement agreement with Paul Tweed, the Belfast lawyer representing Spears in Britain and Ireland. The settlement requires a published apology, but no cash damages.

Spears pursued a libel action on this side of the Atlantic, rather than in the United States, because British and Irish laws are much more plaintiff-friendly.

The 24-year-old pop princess and Federline, 28, an aspiring rapper, were married in September 2004. They have a 10-month-old son, Preston, and she is pregnant with their second child, due this fall.

“The couple are very satisfied with the Enquirer’s prompt and good-faith response,” Tweed said in a phone interview from Cape Cod, Mass., where he is on vacation. He confirmed the settlement meant the National Enquirer would not be sued, nor be required to publish the apology in the United States.

London lawyer Niri Shan, who represented American Media, declined to comment.
The office of National Enquirer chief executive David Pecker referred The Associated Press to a New York public-relations firm that wasn’t immediately aware of the lawsuit or settlement.
Media lawyers say such cases could become increasingly popular when targeting U.S.-based publications with even a small overseas distribution.

Whereas U.S. libel law requires a celebrity to prove that an article was both false and published maliciously, British and Irish libel law places the burden of proof on the publisher of such material.

The apology and retraction was published Tuesday in the British edition in England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales and was being published Wednesday in its Republic of Ireland version.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press.
All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Pammy to tie the knot again!!!


Directly from Pam Anderson's website:

7/18/2006

I'm Getting Remarried!!!

Yes. I'm finally getting remarried...it's been a whirlwind...spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture...it's been sad and lonely and frustrating....I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on...I feel like I'm finally free....I'm in love. I'm happy....I see the light...sounds dramatic but it's true.....I know some women can relate to this....My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years...time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words....watch!

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Wow. I thought she was dating that British guy, the land developer (?)...but who knew?

I guess it all works out in the end...and well, Kid Rock is already used to her hepatis-ass.

Monday, July 17, 2006

This just makes me laugh my fuckin head off!!!


Who is she trying to kid, really?

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from thebosh.com:

Paris Hilton says she is giving up sex for a year, but new images on TMZ show the slutty heiress getting hot and heavy with extra fat Brandon Davis

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Paris and Brandon's Mysterious Lip Lock

Posted Jul 17th 2006 10:56AM by TMZ StaffFiled under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton

Could it be -- Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis, the new Hollywood couple? Take a look at these pictures, shot Sunday in West Hollywood. It looks a little bit more than friendly.

The two were also photographed this weekend in Malibu at a party which Lindsay Lohan also attended.

It seems bygones have become bygones.

Wow - it feels to us that just yesterday Davis went on his now infamous rant against Lohan, with Hilton giggling by his side.Elliott Mintz, a rep for Paris, tells TMZ, "Just for the record, Paris and Brandon are not the new Hollywood couple, and they were not engaged in a mysterious lip lock. They are pals and that was a friendship kiss."

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Yeah, I kiss ALL my friends like that! But this IS Paris and I guess if she were really into him, she'd greet him with open legs!

R.I.P. Carmen & Dave


But I think we all knew the truth the whole time, they couldn't fool us. Oh and I knew someone who worked at the hotel in Dayton, OH and saw Carmen Electra with Tommy Lee! If only they had had a camera...

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from thebosh.com:

Carmen and Dave: Over
Read More // Gossip

So much for “‘Til Death Do Us Part” - Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have announced they are splitting. The couple’s rep told People magazine that they are "amicably separating."

The couple, who married in November 2003, had been the subject of much speculation regarding their union lately. Carmen and Dave always denied rumors of a rift between them, though.

Back in April, Carmen told People, "We're fine! I'm not saying we have the perfect marriage or that we're the perfect couple, but we're pretty damn good." Carmen said that if things were shaky between her and Dave, "I wouldn't have my ring on. I would not walk around and pretend."

Carmen and Dave had both been wed before. Electra was married to Dennis Rodman for five months in 1998-1999. Dave has been married twice before.

Posted by Kate Lanahan July 17, 2006

*Yawn*


I'm not surprised....Brit should come out and confess too. You know she schmoked a little toke when they were dating!!!

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from femalefirstuk.com:

Justin Timberlake has confessed to taking "too many drugs."
The 'Rock Your Body' singer revealed he has managed to keep his squeaky-clean image in tact because he only gets high in private.
He said: "I've done way too many drugs. I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered. I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught with my pants down. I just try and make sure there are no cameras around.

"I don't show up drunk to functions and the drugs I do have been in my own private time."

While the singer, who is dating 'Charlie's Angels' actress Cameron Diaz, admitted to his own private vices he insisted he did so in moderation and warned against over indulgence.

He added in an interview with Britain's Observer Music Monthly magazine: "They say too much of a good thing is a bad thing. I try to live my life in a well-rounded manner. But we all make mistakes. I've done too many drugs already."

Justin - who releases his new album 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' in September - also pontificated on why some drugs are legal and others not.

He said: "Some drugs haven't been legalised because it would ruin the other drugs like smoking. Nicotine is more addictive than heroin."

Suri sighting?


I'm getting tired of this, I don't really care anymore. And I think the blue thing they refer to looks like a cooler. As a matter of fact, I have one that looks just like this.

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from defamer.com:

While falling far short of obtaining images of the world's most suspiciously unseen baby, paparazzi agency X17 thinks it's captured photographic proof of possibly imaginary infant Suri Cruise's existence by snapping a picture of a stroller in the shadows behind Tom Cruise's Telluride compound.

A blurry, long-distance image of what may or may not be Suri's brightly canopied conveyance (yellow circle) hardly seems evidence of anything more than a Team Cruise drone's ability to shop in a baby store; in fact, we're inclined to think that the more easily identifiable cooler (red circle) is more compelling confirmation of the Miracle Baby's actuality; it's much easier to imagine Katie Holmes placing her alleged daughter inside the plastic box and wheeling her into town for a Starbucks run, secure in the knowledge that a cooler's insulated walls can't be penetrated by even the most advanced of paparazzi technology.

[Photo: X17online.com]

Saturday, July 15, 2006

To Be Re-Aired!!!

YAY!! Yay for freedom of expression!

In case you havn't see what the hoopla is about, it's time to revisit that great episode of South Park, "Trapped in the closet"

view it in its entirety by clicking on the headline.
You can also see the whole episode of the sad death of Chef.

courtesy of www.scientomogy.com

Gack for today


Please folks, don't support this wannabe no-talent hooker by buying her albums or seeing her films!

She's not worth it!!!

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off of femalefirstuk.com:

Paris Hilton's legendary plans

Paris Hilton is determined to become a Hollywood legend.

The 'House of Wax' actress - who stars in new sorority comedy 'Pledge This!' - says she has enough talent and determination to be one of the most successful movie actresses of all time.

She told Britain's New magazine: "I'm serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It's something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I'm getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress."
It is not the first time Paris has made such a grandiose claim about her acting ability.

The blonde star has previously claimed she is as good an actress as Oscar-winner Charlize Theron.

She said: "My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to Charlize so we may end up vying for the same parts."

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Paris, honey, Charlize already has something you'll never have: an oscar.

Madonna supposedly not ditching Kabbalah just yet

off of MSN news:


Madonna's Kabbalah Controversy

Is Madonna planning to follow in the often-bare footsteps of Britney "My Baby Is My Religion" Spears by ditching Kabbalah? That's the claim being made by the London Independent, which says the proselytizing pop icon could soon "cut ties" with the mystical spin-off of Judaism.

"Close friends" of the erstwhile Esther tell the paper that she's supposedly grown disenchanted with the religion due to the "financial burden" (those evil eye-repelling red string bracelets aren't free, you know) and the effect her fervent faith has had on her union to Guy Ritchie (they have denied talk of trouble).

Madonna, whose current "Confessions" tour features her getting sacriliciously crucified on a massive mirrored cross, has reportedly donated millions to the sect, not including the mountain of moolah she's shelled out for countless bottles of Kabbalah water. The paper also believes she's worried the religion, which also counts Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher among its famous followers, "separates her children from more conventional customs such as Christmas."

Still, the Scientologists should hold off on those emergency recruitment strategy sessions. Madonna's rep tells MSN Entertainment that the renouncement rumor is "not true."

Besides, the Big M's devotion seems as strong as ever. On Friday, Madonna and kids Lourdes and Rocco were spotted exiting the Kabbalah Centre in Manhattan, and the week before, the entire family attended evening services, according to the New York Daily News, which adds that when the touchy-feely Ritchies returned the following day, the sometime filmmaker talked up his in-the-works documentary on the religion.

"As corny as it sounds," Madonna told Rolling Stone last year, "if I didn't have some kind of spiritual belief system, if I couldn't find a way to make sense out of the chaos in the world around me -- not my personal chaos, but the chaos in the world -- I would be a very depressed person."

In related news, will Madonna, who turned Britney onto Kabbalah right around the time they tongue-wrestled onstage at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2003, attempt to top that titillating moment by getting steamy with another dewy would-be disciple?

The tabloid-tastic London Sun alleges she's in "secret talks" with newly minted pal Lindsay Lohan, who has lately been sporting a red string bracelet (and whom Madonna has purportedly rechristened Rose), to do a "bondage scene" at the forthcoming music video ceremony. She's also apparently hoping to land Jessica Simpson, whose new single, "A Public Affair," has drawn more than a few comparisons to her long-ago hit "Holiday."

"Madonna's people contacted Jessica's representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well," a mole tells the paper. "With both Jessica and Lindsay's stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with. She's planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage-inspired show. Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night."

But don't say "oy vey" just yet over the thought of Lindsay and Jessica tied up onstage. Madonna's mouthpiece tells us the report is untrue.

Irony of the day!!!


I never liked Coors anyway.....too watery

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from yahoo.com:

Beer baron Coors loses license for DUI

DENVER - Beer baron Peter Coors' driver's license has been revoked by a hearing officer who ruled the executive had been driving under the influence of alcohol, officials said.

Hearing officer Scott Garber ruled Friday that Coors did not stop at a stop sign on May 28 and was driving intoxicated.

Coors, 59, said he had consumed a beer about 30 minutes before leaving a wedding, the Rocky Mountain News reported Saturday. He faces a July 20 arraignment and has 30 days to appeal the revocation.

"I made a mistake. I should have planned ahead for a ride," Coors said in a statement. "For years, I've advocated the responsible use of our company's products."

Coors' spokeswoman, Kabira Hatland, said Coors was charged with driving while under the influence. Coors' lawyer, Steve Higgens, did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

Hatland said that Coors rolled through a stop sign a block from his home in Golden and that an officer stopped him in his driveway.

In one breath test, he registered a blood alcohol level of 0.073 percent. In a second, 20 minutes later, he registered 0.088. In Colorado a blood alcohol count of 0.05 results in a driving while impaired charge, while a count of 0.08 results in driving under the influence.

Legal analyst Scott Robinson said drivers with no previous alcohol convictions are usually held to have driven while impaired, rather than the more serious driving while under the influence. A DWI finding can result in a loss of driving privileges for 90 days; DUI can result in suspension for a year.

Peter Coors "has never even had a moving violation," said Coors spokeswoman Kabira Hatland.

Coors took over as president of his family's company in 1987 and in 2000 was named chief executive of the brewer, with 8,500 employees and $4 billion in sales in 2003. Following a 2005 merger, it is now the Molson Coors Brewing Co.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Nicole Richie must have gained a little weight


Now she only looks 40 instead of skeletal 80.

Don't cry for Jennifer Aniston!


from ONTD:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt want it to be known that they didn't dis Pitt's ex wife Jennifer Aniston. The battle of the A-listers hit a peak this week as a role that was allegedly created for Jennifer was snatched by Angelina Jolie.

The common theme was that Jolie and Pitt had snatched the role right out from under Jennifer, dissing the ex-wife with a final twist as this had been rumored for some time to be Jennifer Aniston's role and possibly even her chance for an Oscar.

Gatecrasher gave this lede in today's column. "Stealing a woman's husband is bad enough, but her Oscar vehicle, too? That's cold."But the Pitt-Jolie team dispatched a rep to say that it was just not true.

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Contrary to reports claiming that Pitt's ex, Jennifer Aniston, was earlier cast as Mariane Pearl, a rep for Pitt and Jolie tells PEOPLE, "Jennifer was never attached to that role. When the project was first brought to Plan B, Jen was a partner in the company at the time." Pitt has been developing the project with Mariane Pearl for two years.The film will be adapted from Pearl's memoir, A Mighty Heart: The Brave Life and Death of My Husband Danny Pearl, which chronicles her experience after her husband was abducted by Islamic extremists in Pakistan in early 2002, reports PEOPLE Magazine and they have received

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It has now been reported that Angelina Jolie will play Mariane Pearl - widow of murdered Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl-in a Brad Pitt-produced film.

Jennifer won't be involved.

For her part, Mariane Pearl says she's pleased with the developments. "I am delighted that Angelina Jolie will be playing my role in the adaptation of my book," Pearl said yesterday. "I deeply admire her work and what she is committed to."

SOURCE

What a weird Pairing.


JimJen's gettin serious!

**** from ONTD:

"Jim and Jenny to elope? "

Since Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy came out as a couple last month, their relationship has been moving along faster than ever. The funny twosome started dating back in December, but were able to keep their romance under wraps for months. Now that they’re out in the open, source say they’re ready to take things to the next level.

According to the National Enquirer, Jenny and Jim are planning to elope. They want to wed before the summer is over and reportedly plan to go to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to marry over Labor Day weekend.

If they go through with it, this would be Jenny’s second marriage and Jim’s third. They both have children from their previous marriages.

source:http://www.thebosh.com

GACK for the day


This tells me that they are in real trouble and this is somehow supposed to fix everything. I predict divorce within 12 months of this fiasco!

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from ONTD:

Trying to show the world everything's fine with their scary-tale marriage, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline plan to renew their wedding vows next month during a romantic Hawaiian ceremony, a pal tells National EnquirerIt's all Brit's idea. She's convinced herself that their marriage is strong and wants to show she's fallen in love with Kevin all over again," a family friend told The ENQUIRER.

"So she wants to have a big, splashy ceremony with all their family and friends and the baby in attendance."Meanwhile, Life + Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline have reportedly sought the services of a professional counselor to save their crumbling marriage.

According to Contactmusic, sources say that the couple has engaged a 1,000 dollars-an-hour expert for twice-a-week counseling sessions to help them get their marriage back on track.
Spears, has also reportedly told pals, "We need this".

source: http://www.thebosh.com/

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Oh my!


courtesy of the National Enquirer:

Published on: 07/13/2006

TOM & KATIE SPLIT OVER BABY LIES!

By JOHN SOUTH

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are being torn apart over how to handle the growing controversy and lies surrounding their baby daughter Suri.

Suri has not made a single public appearance despite Tom's couchjumping joy over his new life, and now he and Katie are locking horns behind closed doors over the bizarre rumors and controversy circulating about their precious daughter. Since Suri's arrival April 18, Tom and Katie have refused to allow neither the public nor their friends even a glimpse of her.

With no photos released — and no other visual proof to the outside world of her existence — a bizarre web of speculation has sprung up about just what's going on in the nursery behind the heavily guarded gates at Camp Cruise.

"It's been three months," a Hollywood insider told The ENQUIRER." People are starting to scratch their heads now over Tom and Katie's baby because now it is really starting to look weird.

Tom's spokesman denies the couple's relationship is strained, but sources say the strain of keeping baby Suri under wraps is taking a toll on Tom and Katie's relationship and that they have split over how to deal with the situation. "Tom's total obsession with secrecy has sparked a host of bizarre lies and fabrications that threaten to tear the couple apart," continued the source.

Hurtin today!

Yeah, rough night, chocolate martinis can really mess a person up.

Anyway, was Katie Holmes ever really pregnant?
You decide.

thnx Mousie and TMZ.com

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!



It's my birthday, sluts!!! That's right, the greatest day in the year!!

Ok. ok, I'm over myself. But seriously, as a kid, I got to have the cool birthday parties like swim parties, beach parties, parties at the zoo and putt-putt bashes. I was a cool l'il bitch. Still am!!


Anyway, I share this day with other hot tramps like my b-day buddy Sunny (HOLLA!), Michelle Rodriguez (M-Rod) and my fav kid off of Malcolm in the Middle, Erik per Sullivan.

I luvs Dewey!

Monday, July 10, 2006

Lindsay, honey, you might come to regret this!


But then....rash decisions seem to be her thing.

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off of ONTD:

Lindsay Lohan is buying a home in the UK after falling for Welsh actor Rhys Ifans.The singer was introduced to the star by new friend Kate Moss, who is also helping Lohan to find a pad in London."Falling for Rhys was really the icing on the cake for Lindsay. She already loves hanging out with Kate in London," a source told the Daily Star. "She's celebrating the fact she can dress like a rock chick, rather than a perma-tanned Hollywood clone, and can drink and eat without worry.

"Lindsay is branded a hell-raiser in the US because the legal drinking age is 21. So it's an amazing relief to be in England where things are more liberal. She loves that it's different here."

I Love Adam Corolla


On yesterday’s (friday) Adam Carolla radio show, Ann Coulter called in to the show an hour and a half late, then told the host "I am really tight on time." Carolla responded, "All right, well get lost" and then hung up on her mid-sentence.

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Listen to it from the link in the headline

The Suri Saga continues!!


This off of TMZ.com:

EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate

Posted Jul 10th 2006 5:00AM by TMZ StaffFiled under: Baby Watch, Tom and Katie

TMZ has obtained a copy of the official birth certificate of the elusive Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006. (Click on document to download) There are several interesting items of note:

First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days of birth. In this case, Suri was born on April 18 but the certificate was not filed until May 8, 20 days later. An official from the hospital told TMZ that the delay occurred because they needed a signature from the parents or a representative of the parents certifying birth, and that person did not come in until May 4. The person who signed is labeled "friend." The signature is not legible.

Also, the "Attendant or Certifier" who signed the certificate -- Anne Heffernan, RNC -- was not in the delivery room and did not see the baby. But a hospital rep tells TMZ that Heffernan is authorized to sign when the doctor is not available. A hospital rep said "normally the doctor signs" but it isn't a requirement.

Finally, the hospital rep said that the circumstances that triggered the eventual signing of the birth certificate were that Suri needed a passport and a birth certificate is a prerequisite to obtaining one.

Friday, July 7, 2006

hard to believe she really was once just an attorney


from defamer.com:

Before They Were Unbearable Fame Whores: Starlet Jones, Attorney-At-Law

It's easy to forget, in all the controversy surrounding her recent dismissal from The View, that the almost impossibly glamorous Star Jones was once Starlet Jones, a highly principled and sober assistant D.A from Brooklyn. Delivering trenchant legal analysis to CourtTV audiences in a wardrobe limited to sensible leprechaunwear, the Starlet in this unearthed 1991 video seems worlds away from the rampaging couch diva and insufferable red carpet celebrity suck-ass we've come to know and loathe over the years. We'd go on about how this is a cautionary tale of what becomes a high moral character when egos and greed are driven to excess, but damn it if she doesn't look a zillion times better after she spent some of her millions on stomach removal surgery, a breast lift, and some chi chi designer duds.

Celebrity 1, Integrity 0.

Star Jones: A View Before 'The View' [CourtTV.com]

BLOW IT UP!!!

from defamer.com:

We've received a couple of reports from operatives who were briefly inconvenienced by a bomb scare at the Scientology Celebrity Centre last night, which managed to snarl traffic on the streets around L. Ron Hubbard's Hollywood mothership while the threat was contained. Luckily for all in the vicinity, Celebrity Centre personnel allowed the proper authorities to handle the situation, avoiding the potentially catastrophic mistake of dispatching on-call OTR-III Explosives Tech Jenna Elfman to shout accusations of baby rape at the possible bomb until it was shamed into defusing itself and enrolling in a pricey self-actualization course, and disaster was averted. The first report:

Last night at approximately 8pm I was on my way to my girlfriend's apartment [in a ] building across Bronson from the somewhat terrifying Scientology Celebrity Centre. Coming down Franklin, I was dismayed to be re-directed into a clusterfuck of traffic as police had sealed off the entire block surrounding the Centre. I called my girlfriend, who then tried to exit her building. The police would not let her leave her apartment building, saying that there was a bomb about 120 feet from where she was standing. Eventually some bomb squad SUVs came, did their thing, and left... at which point she was able to leave and I was able to walk the street. The thing I find oddest about it all is that even though there where dozens of people milling about (it seemed that Birds, Bourgeois Pig, etc where all evacuated), I have yet to see even the slightest mention of this anywhere...

The second report, with bonus non-Scientologist celebrity reaction to the scare, follows after the jump:

Got stuck in traffic due to a bomb scare at the Scientology Centre yesterday (insert Battlefield Earth / War of the Worlds joke here), trying to zig-zag on side streets with every other Hollywood-living Los Angeleno... including Bradley Whitford. As we passed one another in our desperate search for a path home that would take less than two hours, we exchanged bewildered looks: Him (in Aaron Sorkin scripted-trademark form): "Dude? What the hell?"; Us: "Hey man! You're awesome in the new STUDIO 60 series! Can't wait for the fall premiere!" And then, as all things do, we passed each other and were swept into the angry honks and beeps of another joyous L.A. commute home. Glad he's keeping it real in a Honda.

Previously: Jenna Elfman Attacks Man In Glib T-Shirt [Defamer]

Greatly Sorry

I've been a little neglectful recently and I'm sorry!

This should be good for a giggle...

watch out hookers! you could be legal soon! and that means TAXES!!!

check out the link in the headline.

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

This isn't a surprise


from ONTD:

TMZ has learned that Candy Spelling, Aaron’s widow, has quietly put the Spellings’ legendary mansion on the market for $150 million.

Sources in the real estate industry say Westside Estate Agency (WEA) has a pocket listing on the 56,000 square foot estate, meaning it is is quietly being shopped among realtors and select buyers. The mansion, located in the exclusive Holmby Hills area of L.A., was completed in 1991 for around $47 million, which includes $10 million for the land.

One real estate source says Candy Spelling has let a lot of people on the staff go and that the buzz is that she is going to shut the house down so it can be shown by realtors. Aaron Spelling died on June 23

source:http://icydk.com/

Oh, who the hell cares anymore?


I don't. But for the five of you left who do, here:

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from ONTD:

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are planning a secret wedding after the actor proposed to the former Friends star in Paris, according to reports.

Friends claim Aniston has invited her former mother-in-law, Brad Pitt’s mom Jane, to the nuptials and Vaughn is going to great lengths to shape-up for the big day.

A Pitt family source tells Life & Style that Aniston has told her former sister-in-law Julie, who has also been invited to the wedding, that although a date has not been set, the actress would like it “sooner rather than later.”

Vaughn reportedly went down on one knee while the couple was in Europe promoting the film that brought them together, The Break-Up.
And Life & Style reports that Vaughn is so serious about looking his best when he weds Aniston, he has started the Zone diet, which Aniston has been a long-time fan of.

According to the publication, Aniston told a friend, “He’s started the Zone diet, and he’s working out. He looks great.”

Aniston is reportedly waiting for the fuss about her ex-husband’s new baby with Angelina Jolie to die down before exchanging vows with her reported new fiancĂ©.

But an insider insists Aniston is getting serious about her wedding plans: “Jen’s already asked Courteney Cox to be her matron of honor.”

For all the Texans that this affected....


Ken Lay has died. Wow. I guess stress can do that.

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from MSNBC.com:

Enron founder Ken Lay dead of heart attack

Enron founder deadJuly 5: CNBC reports Kenneth Lay has died of a massive heart attack at his vacation home.

BREAKING NEWS
Updated: 4 minutes ago

HOUSTON - Enron Corp. founder Kenneth Lay, who was convicted of helping perpetuate one of the most sprawling business frauds in U.S. history, has died of a heart attack in Colorado. He was 64.

A secretary at his church and another secretary for his lead criminal lawyer, Michael Ramsey, both confirmed the death. Lay, who lived in Houston, frequently vacationed in Colorado.
Lay, who faced life in prison, was scheduled to be sentenced Oct. 23.

Nicknamed “Kenny Boy” by President Bush, Lay led Enron’s meteoric rise from a staid natural gas pipeline company formed by a 1985 merger to an energy and trading conglomerate that reached No. 7 on the Fortune 500 in 2000 and claimed $101 billion in annual revenues.
He was convicted May 25 along with former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling of defrauding investors and employees by repeatedly lying about Enron’s financial strength in the months before the company plummeted into bankruptcy protection in December 2001. Lay was also convicted in a separate non-jury trial of bank fraud and making false statements to banks, charges related to his personal finances.

Lay had built Enron into a high-profile, widely admired company, the seventh-largest publicly traded in the country. But Enron collapsed after it was revealed the company’s finances were based on a web of fraudulent partnerships and schemes, not the profits that it reported to investors and the public.

When Lay and Skilling went on trial in U.S. District Court Jan. 30, it had been expected that Lay, who enjoyed great popularity throughout Houston as chairman of the energy company, might be able to charm the jury. But during his testimony, Lay ended up coming across as irritable and combative.

He also sounded arrogant, defending his extravagant lifestyle, including a $200,000 yacht for wife Linda’s birthday party, despite $100 million in personal debt and saying “it was difficult to turn off that lifestyle like a spigot.”

Both he and Skilling maintained that there had been no wrongdoing at Enron, and that the company had been brought down by negative publicity that undermined investors’ confidence.
His defense didn’t help his case with jurors.

“I wanted very badly to believe what they were saying,” juror Wendy Vaughan said after the verdicts were announced. “There were places in the testimony I felt their character was questionable.”

Lay was born in Tyrone, Mo. and spent his childhood helping his family make ends meet. His father ran a general store and sold stoves until he became a minister. Lay delivered newspapers and mowed lawns to pitch in. He attended the University of Missouri, found his calling in economics, and went to work at Exxon Mobil Corp. predecessor Humble Oil & Refining upon graduation.

He joined the Navy, served his time at the Pentagon, and then served as undersecretary for the Department of the Interior before he returned to business. He became an executive at Florida Gas, then Transco Energy in Houston, and later became CEO of Houston Natural Gas. In 1985, HNG merged with InterNorth in Omaha, Neb. to form Enron, and Lay became chairman and CEO of the combined company the next year.

© 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

EW, ick, gross, nasty and barf


the thought of Paris Hilton having babies really sickens me. The spoiled begatting the next generation of spoileds. Maybe she'll be curesd with something like twins or triplets. But then the bitch still wouldn't have to worry, she'd have a team of nannies to do the dirty work 24/7. This cow just wants babies because all the "cool hollywood kids" are spitting them out all over right now. Imagine her wonky-eyes brats running about. Ick.

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from MSNBC.com:


By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Paris Hilton wants to reproduce. Soon.

The partying heiress insists she’d be a “great mother” — but the 25-year-old she doesn’t want to wait long because she doesn’t want to be an “old mom.”

“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” Hilton told the London Mirror. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don’t want to be an old mom — hopefully it’ll happen soon, within the next five years.”

And, despite her reputation for being a skimpily clad man-killer, Hilton insists she’s cautious when it comes to her love life.

“One-night stands are not for me,” she said. “I think it’s gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don’t just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. You have to make them work for it.”

Hilton also had harsh words for her former best friend and “Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie. “I only want friends who are there for me just like I’m there for them. Otherwise it’s too painful,” she said. “I brought Nicole on to ‘The Simple Life,’ and all of a sudden she became this different person. She dropped her old friends and she’s someone else.”

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Either Nicole will feel forced to leave or....


She'll start using herself. Have to wait and see.

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from ONTD:

Keith Urban: I Can't Say I've Beaten Drugs Quote:2006-07-01

Country music star KEITH URBAN is refusing to claim he's beaten drugs - despite being clean for eight years.

NICOLE KIDMAN's new husband, who checked himself into rehab in 1998, is wary of saying he's overcome his addiction for good because he understands how hard it is to break the drug habit.

Explaining how his cocaine problem began, the MAKING MEMORIES OF US crooner says, "I could only take so much rejection. Especially when you've paid your dues back home. You come here (to America) and you're no one."I had this cheap, run-down place in Nashville where I used to do drugs I remember one night crawling around on my hands and knees, looking for these little rocks at five in the morning, drenched in sweat. It was the worst."I'm sure a lot of people wrote me off. Cocaine kills everything you need: belief and self-esteem. I was fortunate that I still had music."

As any addict will tell you - even after quitting for ten years - you never make the claim that you've beaten it."

source: http://femalefirst.co.uk/entertainme...s+.-19878.html

Lindsey Blohan didn't go outside the States for her birthday!


I figured she was full of shit when she said she was going to those islands...who advertises a "private" b-day party? Oh yeah and nice Nicole Kidman touch with the beer.

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from ONTD:

Ms. Lohan celebrated her 20th birthday at the Osbourne clan's Malibu pad . It looks like the door at Hyde or Privilege last night with all the cool Hollywood kids in attendence and some others like Ivanka Trump (why?), Nicole Richie (of course), and Jamie Lynn Sigler (who cares).

As the night wore on, Lindsay sent out some beer for the photographers. Someone must have brought the brews into the party not realizing the girl's only 20 and can't consume alcoholic beverages!

She must have decided that rather than throw it out, she's put it to good use. Don't worry Lindsay, only one more year and you'll taste the forbidden fruit! And check out that ugly gift bag!

x17online.com has the video source:X17online.com

Friday, June 30, 2006

NO, no, no no no no no!!!!!


This woman needs to sooooooo not come to Texas.....Please no. Unless somebody snatches her up, chops her into little frogface pieces and feeds here to the aligators.....but that would be gator abuse. Or she could easily piss off some Latinas....they'd take care of Frogface for sure.

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from Ted C. on eonline.com:

"Jones Reynolds hangers-on tell me the woman wants to enter into politics. Uhmawgawd! Jeez, isn't she already there, what with these heavy-handed machinations she's been pulling? Oh, the locale, so say these Jones Reynolds know-it-alls, for Ms. J.R.'s possible future stomping will be in--of all apropos places--Texas."

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

ANY excuse to hide the defect


And what about that photodeal that fell through because it wasn't up to Crazy's crazy standards? I guess it's also doctrine to keep your baby-momma locked up.

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from ONTD:

"Tom Cruise: Suri, no pictures"

Tom Cruise has refused to release pictures of baby daughter Suri because of his Scientology beliefs.

The 'Top Gun' actor and his fiancee Katie Holmes celebrated the birth of their baby girl in April but are yet to make their first public appearance together as a family.

It has now been claimed Tom is reluctant to show off Suri because Scientology doctrine teaches followers of the sci-fi cult to avoid taking newborn babies out unless absolutely necessary. A friend of the actor told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Tom insists he'll do it in his own time. He won't be bullied into showing his world his precious angel.

Tom wants to obey Scientology rules about keeping babies out of the public eye."Tom is a devout follower of the bizarre faith, founded by science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, and is open about his beliefs.

SOURCE

I am SO glad that this heiffer is hearing "NO"


It's about time she started not getting her way.

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from ONTD:

"Lions and tigers and stupid spoiled whores, oh my!"

HILTON'S FLIGHT DRAMASocialite PARIS HILTON was forced to drive from Las Vegas, Nevada to Los Angeles after airline officials told her she couldn't bring her six pets on her planned flight home.

The hotel heiress brought her monkey, tiger and her ferrets to Sin City for a weekend of partying and was unimpressed when she realised she would have to spend the long drive with all the animals.

Hilton says, "I bought, like, a monkey, a tiger and some ferrets. I tried to bring them on a commercial flight and they wouldn't let me fly with all the animals. They said it wasn't a travelling circus."

So I had to drive all the way home from Vegas in the limo with all these animals, there was like six. It was a lot."

Source: PR InsideI... I have no words. Was the tiger going to fly first class, or was he supposed to be in the cargo hold?

Before you decide to believe any drivil...

I've said it here before. PLEASE please please, people. Popular ideas are not necessarily good science. The science on climate has not changed. Just because Al Gore wants you believe what he believes doesn't make it good science or correct. "An inconvenient Truth" is merely an emotional appeal to get you to believe the alarmists' misconceptions where science and reasoning has proved them wrong over and over again.

ALWAYS ask someone to prove it when they want you to just blindly accept what they say.

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this from MSNBC.com:


AP INCORRECTLY CLAIMS SCIENTISTS PRAISE GORE’S MOVIE
June 27, 2006

The June 27, 2006 Associated Press (AP) article titled “Scientists OK Gore’s Movie for Accuracy” by Seth Borenstein raises some serious questions about AP’s bias and methodology.
AP chose to ignore the scores of scientists who have harshly criticized the science presented in former Vice President Al Gore’s movie “An Inconvenient Truth.”

In the interest of full disclosure, the AP should release the names of the “more than 100 top climate researchers” they attempted to contact to review “An Inconvenient Truth.” AP should also name all 19 scientists who gave Gore “five stars for accuracy.” AP claims 19 scientists viewed Gore’s movie, but it only quotes five of them in its article. AP should also release the names of the so-called scientific “skeptics” they claim to have contacted.

The AP article quotes Robert Correll, the chairman of the Arctic Climate Impact Assessment group. It appears from the article that Correll has a personal relationship with Gore, having viewed the film at a private screening at the invitation of the former Vice President. In addition, Correll’s reported links as an “affiliate” of a Washington, D.C.-based consulting firm that provides “expert testimony” in trials and his reported sponsorship by the left-leaning Packard Foundation, were not disclosed by AP. See http://www.junkscience.com/feb06.htm

The AP also chose to ignore Gore’s reliance on the now-discredited “hockey stick” by Dr. Michael Mann, which claims that temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere remained relatively stable over 900 years, then spiked upward in the 20th century, and that the 1990’s were the warmest decade in at least 1000 years. Last week’s National Academy of Sciences report dispelled Mann’s often cited claims by reaffirming the existence of both the Medieval Warm Period and the Little Ice Age.

See Senator Inhofe’s statement on the broken “Hockey Stick.” (http://epw.senate.gov/pressitem.cfm?party=rep&id=257697 )

Gore’s claim that global warming is causing the snows of Mt. Kilimanjaro to disappear has also been debunked by scientific reports. For example, a 2004 study in the journal Nature makes clear that Kilimanjaro is experiencing less snowfall because there’s less moisture in the air due to deforestation around Kilimanjaro.

Here is a sampling of the views of some of the scientific critics of Gore:
Professor Bob Carter, of the Marine Geophysical Laboratory at James Cook University in Australia, on Gore’s film:

"Gore's circumstantial arguments are so weak that they are pathetic. It is simply incredible that they, and his film, are commanding public attention."

"The man is an embarrassment to US science and its many fine practitioners, a lot of whom know (but feel unable to state publicly) that his propaganda crusade is mostly based on junk science." – Bob Carter as quoted in the Canadian Free Press, June 12, 2006

Richard S. Lindzen, the Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Atmospheric Science at MIT, wrote:
“A general characteristic of Mr. Gore's approach is to assiduously ignore the fact that the earth and its climate are dynamic; they are always changing even without any external forcing. To treat all change as something to fear is bad enough; to do so in order to exploit that fear is much worse.” - Lindzen wrote in an op-ed in the June 26, 2006 Wall Street Journal

Gore’s film also cites a review of scientific literature by the journal Science which claimed 100% consensus on global warming, but Lindzen pointed out the study was flat out incorrect.

“…A study in the journal Science by the social scientist Nancy Oreskes claimed that a search of the ISI Web of Knowledge Database for the years 1993 to 2003 under the key words "global climate change" produced 928 articles, all of whose abstracts supported what she referred to as the consensus view. A British social scientist, Benny Peiser, checked her procedure and found that only 913 of the 928 articles had abstracts at all, and that only 13 of the remaining 913 explicitly endorsed the so-called consensus view. Several actually opposed it.”- Lindzen wrote in an op-ed in the June 26, 2006 Wall Street Journal.

Roy Spencer, principal research scientist for the University of Alabama in Huntsville, wrote an open letter to Gore criticizing his presentation of climate science in the film:

“…Temperature measurements in the arctic suggest that it was just as warm there in the 1930's...before most greenhouse gas emissions. Don't you ever wonder whether sea ice concentrations back then were low, too?”- Roy Spencer wrote in a May 25, 2006 column.
Former University of Winnipeg climatology professor Dr. Tim Ball reacted to Gore’s claim that there has been a sharp drop-off in the thickness of the Arctic ice cap since 1970.

"The survey that Gore cites was a single transect across one part of the Arctic basin in the month of October during the 1960s when we were in the middle of the cooling period. The 1990 runs were done in the warmer month of September, using a wholly different technology,” –Tim Ball said, according to the Canadian Free Press.