Blind ITems!!!

from various places:

A) This one almost makes me want to jump up and down and scream. Unfortunately I am physically unable to do so. But on the inside. The inside it is happening. Married couple. A list celebrities, but B list in their chosen profession if you judge their recent results. Husband was kicked out. He cheated. If you saw who this was, you would be jumping up and down too. Unfortunately, he is probably going to be allowed back into the house because they can't stop appearing in public together. I can't believe he cheated. Crazy. (CDAN)

B) This celebrity endured a long and painful divorce. She was heartbroken for months and it took a long time to recover. She was always close to her mother and welcomed her advice. Suddenly one day for no apparent reason she cut all ties with her mom and never wanted to see her again. Why? Insiders say our famous person suspects her mother of having an affair with her exhusband! Now she despises them both. (Janet Charlton's Hollywood)

C) Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”. Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy? (Lainey & She's already established that it isn't xenu's fav. TC)

D) Which showbiz couple had a secret split last year? When the gorgeous star caught her man in bed with her sister, he had to promise her a baby before she would get back with him . . (Page Six)

and for a couple reveals that I found:

Jonathan Jaxon's blog: Which top male music mogul once slept with his former male assistant?

Revealed by JJ as P. Diddy (Blind Item Collective)

This former A+ film actor and now a B+er with some issues has been known in the past to lend a helping hand. This time he was returning from the set of his latest film when he saw a couple on the side of the road and their car obviously not going anywhere because of the smoke coming out of it. The shoulder was very narrow and the car was almost on the highway, but no one was stopping. Our actor stopped the car he was driving and he and his passenger got out to see if they could help. After discovering the couple had no cell phone with them, and were on vacation and didn't know anyone to call, our actor let them borrow his phone and call for help. Help was going to be at least 90 minutes, so our actor offered them a lift. The problem was he was driving a two seater, and there were four people total including the actor, his companion, and the couple. Our actor told the companion/assistant to stay behind and watch the car, and then got the couple situated in the passenger seat with the woman sitting on the man's lap. He then drove them to their hotel 30 minutes away, bought them dinner and stayed with them until our actor's companion/assistant showed up at the hotel with tow truck and broken down car which was taken back to the place from which it was rented.

Answer - Ben Affleck (Blind Item Collective)

Your moment of Zen......

It's Santa Smurf!!!

Fear not

According to Ted C., things between Jake & Reese should be cooling off soon and we can all get back to Toothy Tile whispers:

Sweet Aftertaste

"Don't know how long this thing with Reese will go on."—Close bud to Jake Gyllenhaal, regarding the length of this thing between R 'n' J, whose sugary affections for each other we thankfully haven't had to stomach much of...lately

Why's that? Because according to these mutual amigos we share, both Reese and Jake have been trying personal sitches that, uh, pull them away from each other a lot. Wonder what sitches those could possibly be? No matter. Both cuties are darling. Hope they find mucho happiness in '08.

Just ain't gonna be with each other.

Remember Miss Puerto Rico

and the whole pepper spray thing? That somebody tried to sabotage her, then is was suspect? Well, turns out she was telling the truth:

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — After a flurry of accusations and skepticism, an exhaustive investigation has determined that someone did try to sabotage a beauty contestant's bid for the Miss Puerto Rico Universe by dousing her garments with pepper spray, police said Wednesday.

The attempt failed because Ingrid Marie Rivera maintained her composure while appearing before judges and cameras, then went backstage to remove her clothes and apply ice bags to her swollen and splotched face and body. She went on to win the crown last month.

Police will present the results of their three-week-long investigation to the district attorney, who will decide whether to file charges against the suspect, a volunteer at the pageant, said San Juan police Detective Ivonne Reyes. Reyes refused to identify the volunteer or discuss a possible motive.

per foxnews.com

So....

Shelf-ass, as Lainey calls her, has moved in with JT? Is this more convenient for the kink?

Is Jessica Biel invading Justin Timberlake's space? Us Weekly reports the lately sourpuss-sporting actress has moved her stuff and her pooch into the chart topper's Los Angeles digs. "She doesn't plan on leaving," a source helpfully tells the mag. The paparazzi-loathing lovebirds have been dating since early 2007, but Timberlake has spent much of the year on the road with his FutureSex/LoveShow tour, which wrapped this month. Back in September, the crooner revealed to Oprah that he stayed in touch with his honey -- he avoided referring to Biel by name -- via webcam.

per msn news

And of course, the day wouldn't be complete

without Amy Winehouse's fucking up:

from the scotsman:

By JOSIE CLARKE AND SARAH BLOCH

AMY Winehouse was arrested yesterday in connection with an investigation into perverting the course of justice.

Blake Fielder-Civil, the singer's husband, is in custody accused of inflicting grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.A Scotland Yard spokeswoman last night confirmed said: "A 24-year-old woman has been arrested by appointment at an east London police station." Winehouse was released on bail. A spokesman said: "She attended a police station voluntarily and at a pre-agreed time. She was arrested, but that is common practice for someone being interviewed by police. There have been no charges and she has been released."Fielder-Civil, 25, and Michael Brown are accused of assaulting James King, the landlord of Macbeths public house in Hoxton, London, on 20 June, 2006.It is alleged that they later conspired to pervert the course of justice by offering Mr King a significant amount of money to withdraw his allegation and leave the country.

Britney is thankful that her sister is a fuck up too

in case you didn't hear, from yahoo news:

Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way -- and it's not Britney's.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody."

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me," she said.

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.
"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears said. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

***click on the headline for an interesting perspective from CDAN***

and then there's this off of thisislondon.co.uk:

Troubled pop star Britney Spears is planning wedding number three despite rumours she could lose her children as a result, according to US reports.

The attention-grabbing singer is believed to be planning a shock Las Vegas wedding to close friend and confidant Sam Lufti.

The news comes as Britney continues an ongoing child custody dispute with her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

The disgraced mother-of-two has been warned that she could lose her two children altogether if she goes ahead with the wedding.

Britney and Kevin, 29, have been arguing for months over custody of their sons, two-year-old Sean Preston and one-year-old Jayden James.

Friends claim that the out-of-control star has already informed her lawyers and ex-husband of her nuptial plans.

Sadly for Britney, 26, not many people have rushed to congratulate her, with an insider telling Star magazine: "[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn't seem to be listening."

***Brit, I think I'm done with you.....and all your family.***

Ouch!

Mr. Madonna's Movie Takes In Just $75,000

It’s the same amount of money Madonna spends on, let’s say, mascara.

Guy Ritchie's latest movie — he’s her husband — has taken in $75,000 at the box office after 10 days or so in release.

"Revolver," which was a flop in the U.K. in 2005, grossing $6.5 million there, was re-edited for American release but couldn’t find a major distributor. It went out with IDP, a company that, nevertheless, is very adept at releasing good indie films such as "The Squid and the Whale" and "Raising Victor Vargas."

Alas, "Revolver" is a terrible film in its new state. It was roundly panned by every reviewer who had a chance to see it. Madonna and Ritchie attended the mostly ignored mini-premiere here in New York, but that didn’t help, either. "Revolver" died on the vine.

*from foxnews*

You just have to see this!

Kylie carries on Madonna's and Cher's crazy outfits legacy.....from ONTD:

Sizzling sex kitten Kylie Minogue stole the X Factor style crown last night - and left her sister Dannii firmly in the fashion stakes shade.

Renown for her jaw-dropping outfits, the pop princess outdid herself as she stalked onto stage in a figure-hugging black lace catsuit, black leotard, and strappy skyscraper heels.

Sizzling: Kylie stunned the audience - and her duet partner - with this black lace number

The Burtons have a girl!

from TMZ:

British actress Helena Bonham Carter has given birth to a baby girl -- her second child with director Tim Burton. The couple that scares together, stays together!

The couple's rep confirmed the birth to People saying, "They are absolutely delighted they have a daughter. It's a lovely Christmas present for the family."

The eclectic couple had not found out the sex of the baby prior to the delivery, and are not releasing any further details at this time. The two also have a son Billy, who is four. Maybe they can name the baby Jane!

Dan Folgerberg dead

from yahoo news:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Singer-songwriter Dan Fogelberg, famed for the soaring vocals and elegant instrumentation of tunes such as "Longer" and "A Love Like This," died on Sunday, three years after being diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer. He was 56.

"He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side," said a posting on his Web site (http://www.danfogelberg.com).

"His strength, dignity and grace in the face of the daunting challenges of this disease were an inspiration to all who knew him."

Fogelberg, a native of Peoria, Illinois, broke into the music industry in the early 1970s, at a time when it was embracing introspective songwriting, or "soft rock," by such acts as the Eagles and America.

Fogelberg, who distinguished himself with his angelic vocals and lyrics that celebrated beauty and romance, hit his commercial and creative peak in 1981 with "The Innocent Age," which yielded three top-10 singles, "Hard to Say," "Same Old Lang Syne" and "Leader of the Band."

His most recent release, "Full Circle," came out in 2003. The following year, he revealed that he had been diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer, and urged men over the age of 50 to get tested for the disease.

(Reporting by Dean Goodman; editing by Mohammad Zargham)

Riiiiight.....

when they say it's not about the money, it's always about the money.....

from digital spy:

Pamela Anderson denies reality TV

Saturday, December 15 2007, 17:00 GMT

By Daniel Kilkelly
Pamela Anderson has insisted that she has no plans to star in her own reality TV show.

Recent rumours suggested that Anderson and her new husband Rick Salomon had signed a deal with E! News to direct and appear in their own programme.

However, speaking on her website, Pamela explained: "The choices I have to make now are about quality of life, not about money or fame for no good reason."

Piece of Me

ok, it's well past the time that they promised to make this available on 20/20 (11:01/9:01 where I am) and still waiting!!!! Must be 10:01 here when it runs. Yes, Britney, we all want a piece of you. Whatever. If it weren't for the fans, you wouldn't have your $700,000.00 per month salary.

BTW, 20/20 is a bunch of liars, they did not run the new "Piece of Me" video!!!

Britney's new video!

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

for my international friends, follow this link to see the new video:
http://www.britney.com/videos

All to be taken seriously!!!

I'm trying really hard to not laugh as I post this but it's hard not to!!!! What does a girl do who is desperate for attention, has the IQ of a gnat and has her career in the toilet, floating along ready to flush? She goes naked, claiming that she wants to be taken seriously!!! Why not be taken seriously by not acting like a retarded broom?

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Jessica Simpson to go nude for credibility

Newlyweds star Jessica Simpson is so desperate to be taken seriously as an actress that she’s considering a role that requires stripping off.

A source close to the actress Jessica Simpson (don’t laugh!) has claimed she is to agree to full frontal nude scenes if it means she’ll be taken seriously in the industry. "Jessica’s in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.” The insider claimed. “The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Way to go Jess, stripping off all your clothes always ensures people will take you seriously!

***

maybe she could play Lips in the movie version of America's Most Smartest Model...."name things that are round." "Balls, tires, cherries, balloons"

Too Easy.....

that's what they all said!!! from handbag gossip:

Sex kept Will Smith off drugs

Men In black star Will Smith has credited sex with keeping off drugs.

David Beckham’s main rival to being Tom Cruise’s best friend has explained what he’s used to manage to steer clear of drugs throughout his long career – sex. The 39 year old star confessed, “Through my teenage years I was too focused on sex to even think about any other vices.” Not sure that makes you any different to every other single teenage boy ever though Will.

But he also admitted he hasn’t changed a dot. “I’m much the same now. No drugs and only the occasional drink.”

***no doubt after getting banged in the ass all he wants to do is take a nap!***

Posh's robotits gone?

from handbag gossip:

Victoria Beckham says goodbye to her boobs

Reports are surfacing that Victoria Beckham has had her breast implants removed…

According to sources close to the star, Victoria was worried about her boobs falling out during her dance routines with the Spice Girls, and decided to have her ample implants removed to avoid any little accidents.

"There is speculation she had her implants taken out for the tour so she can fit into the costumes without the risk of them falling out during some of the more energetic routines," said the Spice Girls mole.

That's all very well, but what we want to know is will they be stuffed back in once the reunion is over, or have we really seen the last of Posh's concave cleavage?

And Tina Turner Rejoiced...

from foxnews:

SAN DIEGO — Ike Turner, whose role as one of rock's critical architects was overshadowed by his ogre-like image as the man who brutally abused former wife and rock icon Tina Turner, died Wednesday at his home in suburban San Diego. He was 76.

"He did pass away this morning" at his home in San Marcos, in northern San Diego County, said Scott M. Hanover of Thrill Entertainment Group, which managed Turner's musical career.

There was no immediate word on the cause of death, which was first reported by celebrity Web site TMZ.com.

a little cash on the way?

from foxnews:

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her representative told People magazine.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," her rep, Brad Cafarelli, told People.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of "The Fantastic Four," on which Warren was a director's assistant, People reported.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing on Sunday, People said.

Lainey BI reveal!

Lainey reveals her own BI.

PPS. It’s not Courteney Cox who's backstabbing Jennifer Aniston.

Secrets from the BFF

Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for.

Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the BFF is treated alternately as servant and confidante. So since the BFF can be as catty as they come, secrets are starting seep, shedding light on several mysteries, including weight, children, and heartbreak, all pointing to one cause.

Male hormones???

According to the BFF, she took male hormones as a way to stay thin. As a result, she miscarried at least once, which is what resulted in the big break – she lost love because she was obsessed with being skinny…so says the BFF. The BFF also confirms that she has since stopped, which is why her body is back to lovely.

Still…her reputation, or her looks for that matter, won’t be lovely for long if BFF keeps yapping. In many ways, in one very critical way, she needs her buddy more than her buddy needs her.

oh yeah, in case you forgot about these two....

Suicide watch! Somebody lock down Jessica! No carbs or guns for a month! Fox News is reporting Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are gettin’ married this weekend in the Bahamas. Yeah heh heh. Back to Jessica slittin’ her wrists…(from gossip rocks)

*Rolls Eyes*

not that he's gay or anything.....from handbag gossip:

Jordan’s husband Peter Andre has admitted that he used to have a crush on Boy George.

What with spilling the beans on their sex life and comparing his manhood to Sky+ remotes you’d think Peter Andre was getting enough cringe worthy public embarrassment from his wife Jordan without having to add to it himself. Wrong! Peter admitted this week that he had a crush on Boy George, explaining how when he first saw the singer, who’s currently facing charges for wrongful imprisonment, he thought, “She is hot. I thought I was going to marry this woman.” Someone needs to explain to this couple that it’s okay, advised even, to think things through before blurting them out.

Juicy!

but it always is when it's from TedC:

Poor Pare-poo! Remember how we told you Adrian Grenier was dissing former flame Hilton to guests at a private house party Friday and that he left with another gal? Then came word from our Page Six sistahs that this wasn’t the blond babe’s first brush-off that night. Apparently, P’s ex-boyf Stavros Niarchos gave her the cold shoulder earlier the same night at Crimson.

P6 reported Stav wanted “nothing to do” with Paris and instead left the party to go hang with Lindsay Lohan. Getting blown off by your ex for one of your biggest frenemies? That’s gotta sting even more than whatever puffed up her overly plumped lips.

Now THIS is funny!!!

Britney tries to do blackmail....how cute!!! From digital spy:

Britney Spears has bribed Paris Hilton with a lesbian sex tape featuring the US socialite, say reports.

According to the Daily Star, Spears and her friends wrote Hilton a letter warning her to stop being rude about people, otherwise they would leak the video online.

A source said: "Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumours of a new sex tape scandal - similar to the One Night In Paris footage her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon put on the web four years ago.

"The letter also claims the tape shows footage of Paris locking lips with one of Britney’s female friends at a party.

"It warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online. Britney and her pals also end their note by telling Paris they look forward to hearing back from her."

Spears is allegedly using the sex tape to get back at Hilton for not wishing her happy birthday last weekend, when they walked past each other in Bel-Air.

However, Hilton is apparently not concerned by the threats, describing the letter as "crap".

A source commented: "It’s obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter, supposedly from Britney and said it was ‘crap’."

Ewww!!!

What do you think they were doing? Wait, here...fill in the blank:

Paris likes 50 for his _____________

Foo post!

You've been Foo free for awhile and I caught her in a talkative mood....so here she is with her views on life and whatnot:

Blind Item time!!!

off of thesedamncelebz:

This Hollywood female is more known for her drug abuse (cocaine and heroin) than her career. Behind closed doors, execs consider her a bad joke.

What few people know, although she's been linked with men, when she was super strung out, she was discreetly sleeping with a white actress who once appeared on a very popular TV series. These two were secret lovers for at least a year but the actress moved on to a richer sugar mama.

Her favorite form of recreation was snorting heroin enroute to a Lakers game. The fast paced action on the floor while being high on heroin was the ultimate high. It was even rumored that due to sinus issues from snorting heroin, she shot up a few times before her most recent rehab vist.

Although she puts on a drug-free front, away from the cameras, she continues to use while she stumbles her way through life.

Who is she?

ummmmmmmm Blohan maybe?

Amy Winehouse.....wtf?

Here she is wandering around at 5am.....high much?

Queen Latifah engaged

It's happened. MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Queen Latifah and her longtime girlfriend Jeanette are OFFICIALLY ENGAGED!!! The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years - and they've finally decided to make it official.

And there's more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made.

MediaTakeOut.com can't reveal our source to this story, but we can tell you that we're 100% sure on this one. And we can also tell you that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE in the media (no magazines, no bloggers, no TV stations, no radio personalities - NO ONE) else is reporting this story right now. We figured we'd share this info with you guys first - our nearly 2 million closest friends...

*YAWN*

Scott Weiland arrested.....from TMZ.com:

TMZ has learned that rocker Scott Weiland has been arrested, again, for DUI. Shocker, we know.

The Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver singer was driving on an L.A. highway around 6:15 PM on November 21 when he crashed his car. While the California Highway Patrol was investigating the non-injury wreck, they noticed Weiland appeared to be impaired. (Um ... ya think?) According to the police report, Weiland failed sobriety tests and refused to take a blood or urine test. He was booked for "driving under the influence of a drug. "

He was released on $40,000 bail and will be back in court on December 13.

And in Lindsay Lohan news.....

Blohan blah blah yawn, out dating whoever, yawn....

off of celebslam:

Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Riley Giles didn’t exactly impress her family over Thanksgiving when the two went to Long Island. Giles spent most nights of the holiday weekend nights in New York City hitting up clubs–without Lindsay. The New York Post says:

While the fashion-savvy star spent Friday and Saturday shopping at Armani Exchange and Intermix with her mom and sister, her new boyfriend slept late on Saturday, having partied the night before at Pink Elephant. A Lohan friend said: “Riley was not very well behaved when he came back to New York with Lindsay. He was out every night without her, and I’m not sure how much longer that relationship is going to last.” (Source)

I completely understand where this guy is coming from. Why should HE have to settle for Lindsay Lohan? I’m sure there are plenty of other hot, young, Hollywood starlets out there that are just aching to hook up with an unemployed, overweight, ex-felon. I bet Riley thinks he’s not a one woman man, and he’s right–he’ll be back to zero in no time.

UPDATE (11/30): Stunning news out of Los Angeles today as E! is reporting that Lindsay and Riley have broken up. Oops, I meant not stunning. Steve Wonder saw that coming.

Soo....

off of TMZ.com:

Will Smith tells "60 Minutes" (airing tonight) that he isn't a talented actor -- he just works hard. The two-time Oscar loser says the only thing he's good at is toil. "While the other guy's sleeping, I'm working. While the other guy's eating, I'm working. While the other guy's making love, I mean, I'm making love, too, but I'm working really hard at it!" Jada Pinkett did not comment.

***Is it because Jada isn't there for the lovemaking??***

This is so funny....

I don't even have a lead in headline for it!!! from handbag gossip:

America’s Next Top Model creator Tyra Banks is scared to spend the night with men as damage done to her hair after years of modeling mean she has to wear a wig.

Despite the confident, self-assured attitude she’s known for on her chat show and ANTM Tyra Banks is reported to be so “insecure” about her hair that she refuses to spend the night with men because she doesn’t want to remove her wig. A source said, “Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn't want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions. She feels like guys are with her for the image they see on TV. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she's worried he may not call back!” In other ANTM news it’s been announced that Twiggy won’t be back to judge cycle 10 (why don’t they just call season like everyone else?) due to scheduling conflicts. She’ll be replaced by Paulina Porizkova.

Peace Offering....

from handbag gossip:

Christina Aguilera pregnancy not planned

Christina Aguilera has been explaining how finding out she was pregnant was a shock.
Doing the now obligatory naked and pregnant magazine cover shoot Christina Aguilera has told Marie Claire how she hadn't planned to get pregnant. "We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take," Christina explained before revealing the couple's pet names for each other. "You've heard it takes some time, except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here... I'm like, oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?" Ewww.

***So mama shoulda swallowed? ;)***

Sorry for the slacking.....

tiredness owns you when you drive for 16-18 hours, am still battling it, along with a cold. Forgive me please? you know I'll make it up to you!

Blind Item!!!

From the NY Daily News:

Which singing heartthrob currently tied to an actress is really single and living out his sex fetish dreams with different girls all over the country?

Spin's guess: Justin Timberlake!

Now this makes sense

And I can totally see it. Off of CDANs:

Several months ago, there were reports that the Hogans were divorcing. In fact, it was originally a blind item here and then a blind item revealed I believe. Even though there were rumblings about a divorce, it could have also been done to increase ratings for their floundering reality show.

Now, comes the news that Linda Hogan filed for divorce and that Hulk Hogan was just shocked.

Well, unless someone is cheating, a divorce rarely comes as a surprise. With Linda's retractions and Hulk's less than Academy Award winning reactions at the breakup announcement comes word that perhaps the Hogans are divorcing in order to avoid paying more money to John Graziano.

John Graziano as you will all remember is the former Marine and passenger in Nick Hogan's car when it crashed after allegedly racing another car and traveling at speeds of up to 106mph.

A divorce between the Hogans would divide the assets of the couple. This would include cars. As it stands currently, the car that Nick was driving was registered in both couple's names. If the couple divorced, and only Hulk Hogan kept his name on the registration, it would be much harder to go after Linda Hogan. There would probably have to be a separate suit filed against her and that suit would have to determine how much control she had over the car her son was driving. If, the car was transferred to Hulk's name, it could be argued that Hulk had complete control over its operation and use, and obviously since Linda didn't want it in the divorce she had nothing to do with it while they were married.

This strategy could potentially save half of the Hogan fortune and make it possible for Brooke Hogan to get the surgery she needs to try and look like a female. I don't think there is enough money in the world for that, but I'm sure they want to give it a shot.

Last week I discussed how John Graziano's parents were fighting over control of John's care. John's dad withdrew his objections last week, and John's mom was appointed guardian in charge of health decisions, while a neutral party was appointed to be in charge of John's finances and any civil suit.

Seems to be after all....

Seem s the Hulk is gonna be divorced! I quit watching that show awhile ago anyway

off of gossip rocks:

Maybe Hulk Hogan doesn't know best – after 24 years of marriage, his wife, Linda Marie Bollea, has filed for divorce. Bollea, 46, filed divorce papers Tuesday in Pinellas County, records show.
She has been married to Terry Gene Bollea, 53, more famously known as Hulk Hogan, since 1983 and the couple has two children, Brooke, 19, and Nick, 17.

Recently, the couple's son has made headlines. The teen faces a felony charge that he was driving recklessly in August when his Toyota Supra went out of control and slammed into a tree.
His friend and passenger, John Graziano, suffered a brain injury. Since 1992, the Bolleas have lived in a 17,000-square foot home in Bellaire. The family's lives have been taped for the pro wrestler's VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best. Word of the split was first reported by WTVT, the Fox affiliate in Tampa

Hope you had a great extended weekend

and that you relatives were civil!!! That time of year when everything goes insane is here! Mine was pretty good, managed to survive the relations......It's always good to see oooolllld friends that havn't been seen for forever.....makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

anyhow, here's a shameless e.l.f. plug, up north where it gets very dry when it's cold, like the kind of dry that sucks the moisture out of your lips and makes them hurt, their lip gloss is the best! It goes on nice and thick and helps your lips to feel better and protected! with their price and selection, you can have one for every mood, every day of the week!

I also hope that your trip back to work in the a.m. is as painless as possible and your day is blissfully smooth!

The Thanksgiving Song

This takes you to another page, but at least you get to see the song!

Jooooocy....

It's a bit long, but worth the read, from Gossip Rocks:
Click on the headline for a People article that veils their strained relationship.

The story of Mr. Moviestar and Mr. Moviemaker and where it all went wrong…Part 1 :

let’s make a movie and have some….fights

Mr. Moviestar and Mr. Moviemaker decided it was time to make another movie together. They had done so in the past and it had been a rather successful endeavour. Besides, they had been good friends for many years and were looking forward to working together again.

In the first few weeks of their collaboration things were going just fine. But then Mr. Movie- star met Ms. Wanna be Mrs. Moviestar and things slowly started falling apart.The press is very interested in Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar and her relationship with Mr. Moviestar and they ask lots of questions. It threatens to overshadow the publicity tour Mr. Moviestar and Mr. Moviemaker are on, to promote their new movie.

Mr. Moviemaker asks Mr. Moviestar if he could perhaps lead the journalists away from their line of questioning. But Mr. Moviestar tells him he’s so in love he can hardly think about anything else himself anymore. Mr. Moviemaker sighs asks Mr. Moviestar if he can at least try and leaves it at that. For the moment.

But, there’s something else that’s troubling Mr moviemaker. On the set he has noticed Mr. Moviestar, more than previously, is adamant in spreading the word of, let’s call them his friends of the church of strong believers. As matter of fact, Mr. moviestar, on more than one occasion tries to convince Mr. movie-maker his friends could become Mr. moviemakers friends and advises him to give it a try. But, Mr. moviemaker, kindly, yet firmly tells Mr. movie star it’s not his cup of tea. This does not stop Mr. moviestar from trying repeatedly to convince Mr. moviemaker he is wrong.

This goes on until the exasperated and annoyed Mr. moviemaker explodes and tells Mr. moviestar to keep this madness away from him. Mr. moviestar, in utter disbelieve over this outburst states that the amount of stress Mr. moviemaker obviously is under should be enough to make him reconsider. He also suggests Mr moviemaker could use some help in anger management and that his friends of the church of strong believers are just the kind of people who could help him with this. Mr moviemaker now urges Mr moviestar to not bring this subject up, ever again.

Moviemaker helpers begin to notice Mr. moviemaker appears to be avoiding Mr moviestar wherever and whenever he can. they also notice that the arguments between Mr. moviestar and Mr. moviemaker are becoming more frequent and uglier of nature whenever they simply cannot avoid each other.

At this point Mrs assistant moviemaker steps in and desperately tries to keep the peace between Mr. moviestar and Mr moviemaker. Mrs. Moviemaker arrives on the set one day and invites Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar for lunch. Ms. Wanna be Mrs moviestar hesitates. She doesn’t think Mr. moviestar is gonna be very happy with her taking off like that, without letting Mr Moviestar know where she’s going. Since she cannot locate Mr moviestar she’s about to decline Mrs. Moviemakers invitation. But. Mr. moviemaker assures her he thinks it’s fine with Mr moviestar. Certainly he knows Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar is in good hands and wants her to have a good time? After these words Ms wanna be Mr moviestar decides to accept Mrs moviemakers invitation.

Now Mr moviestar arrives and asks Mr moviemaker if he knows where Ms wanna be Mr moviestar is. Mr. moviemaker answers she just left for lunch with Mrs moviemaker. Mr. moviestar wants to know where and Mr. moviemaker replies he doesn’t have a clue. Mr. moviestar frowns and asks Mr moviemaker if that doesn’t bother him. Initially thinking this is a joke Mr moviemaker laughs it away by replying that if he would want to keep tabs on Mrs moviemaker’s agenda he would have a full daytime job and wouldn’t be able to make movies anymore.

Mr. moviemaker, however, is stunned, when Mr moviestar advises him that maybe it would be better to ask Mrs moviemaker to at least let him know where she is and what she is doing, especially when she takes Ms. Wanna be Mrs moviestar with her.

Mr. moviemaker now visibly starts losing patience with Mr moviestar and tells him he can threat Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar however he seems fit, no matter how Mr. moviemaker and other may think about it, but that Mr moviestar better not start telling him how to treat Mrs moviemaker.

Later that day Mrs moviemaker has a little chat with Mr. moviestar and says she’s sorry he got upset she took Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar with her. Mr moviestar says it’s okay, he and Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar talked things over and that she’s promised him it won’t happen again. Mrs moviemaker smiles politely, says she’s happy to hear this and appears to be leaving, but Mr movie star asks if he could have a word with her. He then asks Mrs moviemaker doesn’t she think it wise she would let Mr moviemaker know what her agenda of the day is? Mrs moviemaker starts laughing and tells Mr moviestar he should know Mr moviemaker is a busy man. If she were to call him to inform him what she’s doing at the moment, she would have to call him ten times a day and Mr moviemaker would not appreciate that.

Mr moviestar replies that that just might be the problem. He says he knows Mrs moviemaker is fulfilling most of her obligations towards Mr moviemaker and their children but, wouldn’t it be better if she would find more activities in and around their home? Mrs moviemaker blinks in astonishment but manages to remain polite. She tells Mr moviestar she does not know what kind of arrangement he has with Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar, but that it definitely sounds very different from the way Mrs moviemaker and Mr moviemaker treat and respect each other.

She tells Mr moviestar Mr moviemaker does not want Mrs moviemaker to be sitting around the house all day, but wants her to do the things she considers meaningful and important. He wants this because it’s important to him Mrs moviemaker is happy. She then asks Mr moviestar what makes him think he has the right to intrude on the way of living of Mrs and Mrs moviemaker.

Mr moviestar replies he is worried. Some of his friends of the church of strong believers have told him they have big problems with some of the projects Mrs moviemaker is supporting. Mr moviestar goes on the say he’s worried this might have a negative impact on Mr moviemakers reputation and standing. Before Mrs moviemaker can reply, Mr moviemaker shows himself and there is no doubt he has overheard at least a big portion of their conversation.

As Mr moviemaker slowly makes his way over to Mr moviestar, several moviemaker helpers run for cover. Mr moviemaker tells Mr moviestar he would appreciate it if he would stop harassing Mrs moviemaker and that if he ever catches him doing it again, Mr moviestar will have a bigger problem than he can handle. Mr moviestar appears crestfallen and says he was only trying to help. Mr moviemaker loses his temper and snaps he does not want or need Mr moviestars help.

Now Mrs moviemaker moves herself in between Mr moviemaker and Mr moviestar and starts pushing Mr moviemaker towards to exit. The minute Mr and Mrs moviemaker have left, moviemaker helpers stand gapping at Mr movie star for a long time before they start disappearing as well.

Shanita – the story as reported by our spying eyes

BI's for your Thanksgiving!

Entertainment Lawyer 11/19/07

This B list film actress and her rocker boyfriend have been on and off and on and off. Rumor had it that he broke up with her because he thought she was an annoying twit. As real as that impression may be, it seems that he gave our little actress the gift that keeps on giving. You know that gift that only seems to get better with Valtrex. I heard that she freaked the fuck out. Like freaking out as in I actually typed out fuck. Freaking out as in homicidal rage freaking out. Freaking out as in she checked into a "rest home" for a few days. After concluding that her life was not going to end, she checked out, but you REALLY don't want to mention his name in front of her, and if any woman reading this has ever wanted a lesson on how to get vengeance, you need to get in touch with our actress. It's not Lorena Bobbitt vengeance, but it is really close.

***Kirsten Dunst?

from gossip rocks:

This was in a Dutch magazine. I had to translate, so I apologize for any spelling and grammar errors I undoubtfully have made

Hush hush…..but we have been told A TOP Hollywood actor who has played a gay character in the past , and has been haunted by gay rumors in his personal life for years, recently has been linked strongly to a an actress he’s worked with repeatedly over the years, in several British media . There even have been brief suggestions the actress might be pregnant , but this seems to have been a case of ‘jumping the gun’…

It’s still all rather hush hush , since the actor in question is rather well liked by more than a few reporters in the UK, AND the actress is question is not exactly unattached, which means a ‘scandal’ is looming ( although one can question, how much of a scandal this will considered to be in the world of the movie society….).

Still, with both of them featuring in a movie due to hit theatres early next year, the movie company distributing the movie would like to keep a lid on things for as long as possible. To complicate matters even more, the movie company linked to our actor is one of the movies production companies, of this movie and even here some rumblings have been heard about possible damage the affair could do to the movie… and then there are some members of the board of a theatre in London, holding their breaths and not being entirely happy with the situation ….

We, meanwhile, were stunned to discover some facts of the actor’s personal life, since it seems many facts considered to be a given, seem to be rather off base. Meaning; we’ve been completely wrong .

Keep your ears wide open, in all likeliness this news will break, very soon. If it will cause the shockwaves some seem to fear remains to question till then.

Our bet is, it will cause more utter amazement rather than a scandal with far reaching consequences

But, we will have to wait and see.

***dunno...Reese and Jake? But that doesn't seem to fit quite right

Another Blind Item!

from gossip rocks:

Panache Report 11/19/07

I always thought this black actor was homophobic because one of our gay sources says he reacted to him with contempt at an industry function when he found out he was gay. This particular gay source moonlights as a male stripper/go go boy. He is the same go go dancer who was booked for a hip-hop gathering a few years ago, as we reported before, when he arrived at the destination with a female stripper, a rap mogul answered the door, ushered him in and slammed the door in the female stripper's face. The male stripper was groped and propositioned the entire evening. The party included some of the most famous men in hip hop.

Getting back to our black actor: Despite being homophobic in public, this same actor was allegedly a 'kept man,' back in the day. His benefactor was a black (high powered) male executive who was employed at a Fortune 500 company. This sugar daddy financed his career by paying for his acting classes, wardrobe, etc.

When the sugar daddy informed him he had HIV. The actor disappeared on him and married a woman a month later. They are still married with children. I would have never guessed that this good looking masculine actor had a gay past. Also, we have been informed that several photos exist of him sitting on the lap of his sugar daddy, acting lovey dovey. He better hope these pictures are never made public because his marriage and career will be destroyed.

***Spin's guess: Will Smith

You know, some ppl are just assholes...

from TMZ.com:

A totally unrepentant Dr. Jan Adams spews in an interview that any suggestion that he botched Kanye West's mom's surgery is "offensive" and "unfair."Adams also tells People (in its latest issue) that the 11 malpractice suits uncovered by TMZ in the last week don't represent his deficiencies as a surgeon, but instead, "represent a bad decision in terms of choice of patient.""When people say 'plastic surgery' they think of me," says Dr. Adams, who isn't even board certified in plastic surgery. Though he wouldn't comment on what happened to Donda West, Adams does say, "I'm thorough and I do my job well."

and Nick Hogan's friend who is still in a coma is at fault because he didn't wear his seatbelt....

Lourdes looks just like her mother

But if she's going to do public appearances now, it's time for the salon to tame those brows!!!

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Madonna's daughter Lourdes was the star attraction at the Fred Claus premiere last night. Rocking up with her brother Rocco and step Dad Guy Ritchie there was no forgetting who the 11 year old's mum was as she dazzled in front of the cameras just like the original material girl. She looks just like her mum huh, just with more hair

I knew it all along!

When Brit was on top and doing great, I had a coupla arguments with ppl who swallowed her virgin act hook line and sinker....but I knew better even then!

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Not that many people are worried about Britney being the good girl we once thought these days, a source has told Us Weekly magazine that despite telling the world she planned to wait until she was married she in fact lost her virginity at 14. Lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, says the “virgin” image Spears portrayed was simply, a “PR blitz.” He claims that boyfriend Reg Jones actually popped her cherry at 14 and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.

At Least We Know Where Nick Gets it from....

from handbag gossip:

Hogan Knows Best matriarch Linda has appeared in new footage talking about how much she enjoys illegal street racing just a fortnight after her son Nick was charged for three driving offences for his role in crash which has left friend John Graziano severely brain damaged and needing constant nursing home care for the rest of his life.

On the tape, a documentary called Vehicular Lunatics, Linda is shown challenging another car to a race at traffic lights and later saying, “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

***Now that's some parenting skills!

Pari$ite needs publicity....

Why else would she be trying to get attention again? She craves being the center of attention! from foxnews:

Oops, did she do it again?

A purportedly new Paris Hilton sex tape is circulating the Net.

In it, the 26-year-old hotel heiress and aspiring philanthropist can be seen frolicking around in a large tub, bathing herself with a shower head while poking fun at previous sex tape scandals, according to the Australian News Network.

While YouTube was showing an edited version of the tape, a number of adults-only sites were rumored to have gotten their hands on an uncensored version of the bathroom romp.

The tape was believed to have come from a storage vault in Hilton's name, the contents of which were confiscated after she failed to pay rent on it.

Helena Bonham Carter is a cranky pregnant lady

from ONTD:

LEAVE ME BE

DON'T tell Helena Bonham Carter what to do with her pregnancy. Carter, who's eight months expecting with Tim Burton's baby, told blackbookmag.com, "People - particularly men - saying with surprise, 'You're still drinking caffeine?' as if I'm performing a criminal act on my unborn as I tuck into my treasured one-a-day cup of tea/coffee. Yeah. You try nine months of gestation and self-abnegation before you start censoring my diet. Your mother was probably on vodka, and do you have three heads?"

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She has a point though, people need to mind their own business about 99% of the time! I'm sure her doctor would tell her of any adjustments she needs to make for the sake of her and her baby's health. Just one more reason why I don't look forward to pregnancy!

R. Kelly dumped!

Which begs the question, what actually happened? Did he piss on her?

off of TMZ.com:

Regina Daniels, who worked as R. Kelly's publicist for 14 years, has formally announced her decision to end all ties with the platinum pisser.

What took her so long?

In her statement, Daniels writes, "I have prided myself on loyalty, respect and professionalism. It saddens me that I was not always shown those same courtesies during my 14-year tenure as Mr. Kelly's publicist ... There are some lines that should never be crossed professionally or personally. Mr. Kelly crossed a line that forever altered the scope of our relationship. For this reason I made the decision to resign."

Daaaaaamn! Five years ago R. Kelly was charged with 14 counts of child pornography. He has yet to go to trial, but proceedings should kick off next spring.

Happy Birthday RuPaul!!!

47 today and still brings the Fabulous!!! Here's Supermodel to celebrate:

Lohan does jail!

The actress, who agreed to serve a day as part of a plea deal for drunk driving, spends the time alone in a holding cell.

By Andrew Blankstein, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer November 16, 2007

Actress Lindsay Lohan arrived at a Lynwood jail Thursday to serve time for a drunk driving conviction -- 84 minutes, to be exact.

As part of a plea deal with prosecutors, the star of "Herbie Fully Loaded" and "Mean Girls" agreed to spend one day in Los Angeles County Jail.Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Lohan was booked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood about 10:30 a.m. after being dropped off by her lawyer.

She was photographed, fingerprinted and placed in a holding cell by herself, Whitmore said.Lohan pleaded no contest in August to drunk driving charges and admitted using cocaine in two incidents.

Amy Winehouse concert disaster

from yahoo news:

Thu Nov 15, 8:59 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse kicked off her 17-date tour with a shambolic performance that saw fuming fans booing and marching out, reports said Thursday.
concert at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham, was a chance for the 24-year-old to get back to singing and put her woes behind her.

Winehouse has had "health issues" -- widely reported to be drug and alcohol abuse -- and her party-loving husband Blake Fielder-Civil is being held on grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice charges.

But Wednesday's gig at the NIA, which can hold up to 13,000 people, was slammed by angry fans as a "disgrace" after she turned up late and stumbled about the stage.

When punters started jeering, Winehouse snapped: "Let me tell you something. First of all, if you're booing, you're a mug for buying a ticket.

"Second, to all those booing, just wait till my husband gets out of incarceration -- and I mean that."

The Birmingham Mail newspaper's music critic Andy Coleman said it was "one of the saddest nights of my life".

"I saw a supremely talented artist reduced to tears, stumbling around the stage and, unforgivably, swearing at the audience," he wrote.

In sympathy with the cause....

Don't watch Family Guy til this strike is over!!!

"Family" feud afoot for Fox cartoon

Wed Nov 14, 2:55 AM ET

Fox is producing fresh episodes of its animated comedy "Family Guy" without the participation of its striking creator Seth MacFarlane, who does many of the main voices, sources said.
The last episode completed before the Writers Guild of America strike began November 5 aired Sunday. Fox and sibling studio 20th Century Fox TV had the choice of going into reruns or continuing the show without MacFarlane, whose outspoken defiance of his employers has made him a cause celebre for striking writers.

After a large writers rally outside the Fox lot on Friday, where he was one of the speakers, MacFarlane said the studio could proceed without him, though he hoped it would not.
20th TV had no comment on the matter Tuesday but confirmed that it remains in production on new episodes. The first episode finished without MacFarlane's blessing has been delivered to Fox. Sources said it is one of three very close to completion, with others in various stages of production.

In addition to executive-producing the show, MacFarlane voices the characters of Peter, Brian and Stewie Griffin, the male members of the hapless Rhode Island family at the core of the domestic satire.

Maggie Gyllenhaal looking good

but I'm not diggin the red shoes

Sad, sad, sad....

Britney Spears and her team of choreographers are in the final stages of preparation to shoot the video for her single "Piece of Me."

"She's picked the dancers, who are meeting with the choreographers Wednesday night to rehearse," a source close to the shoot reveals exclusively to OK!. And part of getting everything ready for Friday's shoot at an as-yet-undisclosed location is preparing for the worst-case scenario.

"Choreographers are busy finding a body double to dance Britney's part for rehearsal," says the source. "And the body double may very well also be the stand-in on the shoot itself if Brit doesn't show on Friday!"

Friday is also a big day for Britney on the custody front, as lawyers for the singer and her ex-hubby are due back in court for another round of legal wrangling in the ongoing custody war over sons Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James.

Source: OK-magazine.com

I understand....

I know other bloggers are going dark to support the WGA.....but gossip does not stop, so neither will the Spin Sycle. I am independent and I will keep on posting!

Except for next week....I will be out of town for Thanksgiving and the site will be asleep from Nov. 22 to Nov. 25th. I'll try to leave something terribly entertaining and maybe....maybe (no promises) I'll be able to post for you!

Because she has no talent!!!

from handbag gossip:

Paris flops Chicago audition

Paris Hilton has failed an audition for the musical Chicago, with choreographers claiming was “too stiff”.

Though her latest role is in a musical Paris Hilton has failed in her attempts to follow Ashlee Simpson and Kelly Osbourne and land in Chicago because she can’t dance. Invited to audition for a possible role as Roxie or Velma a choreographer said, “She simply can’t move! Paris was too stiff for anything beyond her trademark nightclub booty-shaking.” Ouch. But it didn’t seem as if Paris was going out of her way to win the role. “It didn’t help telling producers she ‘knew nothing’ about their show because she ‘hardly ever’ goes to the theatre.” What a pro!

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Personally, with all the drugs and sex she's done, you'd think she could put her knees behind her ears and be able to move more!