Didn't they just split up?

WTF? I'd swear I JUST heard Richie decided it was best to split.
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RICHARDS TO JOIN SAMBORA ON BON JOVI TOUR
LATEST: Actress DENISE RICHARDS has slammed reports she has split with new boyfriend RICHIE SAMBORA, and is flying out to meet him on Friday (19MAY06), according to media reports in the US.
The actress will fly to Dublin, Ireland where Sambora is set to perform with BON JOVI on Saturday (20MAY06) on their HAVE A NICE DAY tour.
Richards' representative hit out at reports the couple have broken-up insisting, "Denise and Richie are still together."
A source tells American publication Us Weekly the actress will leave her two young children, SAM, two, and LOLA, 11 months, with her parents while she goes on the trip.
Bon Jovi have a break after their show in Dublin and the couple will reportedly spend a romantic weekend together in Europe.
Richards recently reached an agreement with estranged husband CHARLIE SHEEN, extending her temporary restraining order against the actor.
Sambora is embroiled in his own divorce battle with estranged wife HEATHER LOCKLEAR.
The rocker was recently quoted telling fans in Germany that he was "single and ready to party."
A source close to Sambora says, "Richie was just being a rock star. His public and private personae are different.
"When you're a rock star, being carefree is part of the game." 05/18/06 03:10 (courtesy WENN)

And as one side of the scale goes up....the other goes down...

Keira Knightley may not be as smart as she seems.

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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY JOINS KABBALAH
British actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is the latest convert to MADONNA's mystical Jewish faith Kabbalah.
The PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN star has been snapped wearing a red string bracelet - used by followers to protect them from the evil eye.
She follows a long list of celebrity Kabbalahists including DEMI MOORE, ELIZABETH TAYLOR and STELLA McCARTNEY. (thanks WENN)

Now, I can see Elizabeth Taylor, she's close to death and clutching straws...Demi is weird anyway and Stella....well....whatever. But Keira must really be losing it.

There is justice! South Park rules!!!

CRUISE LOSES SOUTH PARK BATTLE

TOM CRUISE has lost his fight to stop an episode of SOUTH PARK mocking his Scientology beliefs being shown in the UK.
The TRAPPED IN A CLOSET episode, which shows a cartoon version of Cruise being locked inside a cupboard, was shown at London's National Film Theatre on Monday (15MAY06).
The show was originally taken off air by British TV network Channel 4 in January (06) amid complaints.
Organisers were thrilled the actor failed in his attempts to stop the free screening, which accompanied a talk given by creators MATT STONE and TREY PARKER, insisting it was a display of free speech.
A spokesman said, "If we were charging there may have been legal problems, but it was a free event, so it should be fine."
After the screening, free copies of Trapped In A Closet were handed out. 05/18/06 03:10 off of WENN

you can watch the entire episode here for free.

what do you think they talk about?

off of WENN:


PITT ANGRY OVER MOTHER'S FRIENDSHIP WITH ANISTON
Hollywood star BRAD PITT is upset his mother JANE is still in touch with his ex-wife JENNIFER ANISTON, according to his younger brother DOUG.
Doug, 39, tells British magazine Star that Jane speaks to the former FRIENDS star on the phone once a week - nearly 18 months after the couple's shock split in January 2005.
Although Pitt has swiftly moved on to a new relationship with his MR AND MRS SMITH co-star ANGELINA JOLIE and is now a father to adopted children MADDOX and ZAHARA MARLEY, Jane is yet to cut off her former daughter-in-law Aniston.
Doug says, "Brad is not happy about Mom talking to Jennifer.
"He feels that Mom should move on now, and cut the link that was there. But she is in a difficult position - she has great affection for Jennifer - born out of the fact Brad once loved her and did marry her."
Pitt and Jolie are expecting their first biological child together this month (MAY06). 05/17/06 03:04

MI3 + TC = so what

off of WENN:


CRUISE TO BLAME FOR POOR M:I3 OPENING, SAYS FORMER AGENT
TOM CRUISE is responsible for the poor box office performance of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III, according to his former agent RON MEYER.
The film took a disappointing $48 million (GBP27 million) in its opening weekend at the US box-office, falling well short of industry forecasts.
In 2000, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE:II scooped a massive $57 million (GBP32 million), despite lower ticket prices.
And Meyer claims the hype surrounding Cruise's relationship with KATIE HOLMES and his infamous appearance on OPRAH WINFREY's talk show is to blame.
Meyer says, "When the public learns too much about a star, it's dangerous. You're hiring a mystique. No one is as attractive as they are portrayed." 05/17/06 03:04


well DUH!!!

Blaine's bullshit aquarium

Fucker should have drowned, it would have been more entertaining!!!

CRAP!!!! TOTAL CRAP!!! HE DIDN"T EVEN MAKE 8 1/2 minutes!!! It was 7 minutes, 8 seconds! HE had someone holding his nose the last seconds, he wasn't even holding his breath himself!!! TOTAL CRAP!!! WASTE OF TIME!!!
He DID NOT break the record! Blaine only proved that he's STILL A DOUCHEBAG!!!!

oh yeah...that's a week of media hype taken away from my life and I want it back dammit!

MI:3......not so profitable

it hasn't done as well as expected, probably many reasons why...took too long after MI:2 was released, TC's pushing his C of $$ crap down everyone's throats and ppl getting really sick of it....people sick of his stupidity in general......the studio can't be too pleased, somehow I think they were expecting more.


link courtesy of eonline.com

No party yet

once again, vincent fox flip flops and totally proves that a businessman cannot run a country.

K-Fool gets babysat!!!

point & laugh if you see him!


sorry for no pic, i'm at my real job right now

Pack up and go party!

It's all legal in Mexico now!


And have yerself a merry little christmas!

so K-Fool doesn't know Brit's pregs?

is it even his then? or did she kick him out?



oh yeah, as of today, I've officially put in the definition for 'snarcotic' on urban dictionary so it's MINE! take that! HA!


I also put a decent def up for snarkalicious too.

Learning with Pink!

find out about doing a bump, courtesy of PINK and dlisted.com!

*here's a hint: doing a small line of coke off your thimb!*

so all those religious people pretending to pray are really doing a bump! HA!

Nigga please!

what year is this? Honestly.

off of yahoo.

The Greatest Festival EVER!

Really! It's the Japanese penis festival!!! I WANT TO GO!!!!

How cool is that? I want to go to the prostitute shrine while I'm over there too!

IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!

TomKat had the Tom Kitten today, tuesday...kiss your ass goodbye! They named the poor future grade-school dropout 'Suri' with the best intentions I am sure.....but think about it.....Suri Cruise? I think they meant Syracuse! Honestly!

Dude looks like a lady.....

Kalan Porter looks like a GIRL!!!! It can't be denied! This kid is a future transsexual waiting to happen! It's Jennifer Aniston as a pre-teen, I'm TELLING YOU!!!!

The Death of Chef

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

chef is dead!!!


at least he went a manly way....... tore apart by a mountain lion and a bear...

*cry*


seriously, I'm a bit traumatized....

but I love stan.

Speaking of TC...RUN KATIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

(per perezhilton.com...so this is all unofficial)


Life & Style Weekly is riding Tom Cruise's ass like he's a power bottom!

The magazine is still insisting that Cruise and 'pregnant' Katie Holmes have secretly broken up and are pretending to still be together.

According to Life & Style, Tom recently announced to Katie that he wants sole custody of their alien child once the creature is born.

"Katie went absolutely nuts and stormed off in tears," says a source close to the couple [of how Holmes reacted to Cruise's news].

Tom event went so far as to ask Katie to sign legal documents granting custody, the mag alleges, and Holmes' dad, Martin, who reportedly loathes Cruise, became involved.

FYI: Katie's dad is a lawyer.

And, as PerezHilton.com was the first to exclusively report worldwide, Tom & Katie have been having trouble keeping their alleged facade going and got into a huge fight in public, at a basketball game where Cruise's daughter was playing.

"They had no clue a photographer was there [inside the game]," reports Life & Style about the argument.

Tom is said to want custody of the child because he is concerned that Katie won't raise it as a Scientologist.

"For him to ask Katie to give up custody is just horrible," says a friend of the couples. "It just reinforces her attitude that he only cares about himself."

In fact, according to TomKat's pals, "Katie is so turned off by Tom and his lifestyle, she's almost ready to make a clean break."

South Park -n- Crap

no seriously, it's crap.

Isaak Hayes as of this past January in an interview with the Onion, right after "Trapped in the Closet" was shown:

www.avclub.com/content/node/44132/2

AVC: There's some pretty harsh satire on South Park. They don't really care who they offend.

IH: But that's their thing! They're success was built on that cutting-edge stuff. I've had to defend them a lot of times. One time on BET Tonight I defended them because Tavis Smiley, the host on that show, was coming at me. It was a call-in show, too, so people were calling in. I told them not to take this stuff seriously. If you do, you'll get in trouble. Just enjoy it. Remember your high-school yearbook? You look at those pictures now, you laugh, right? That's what South Park is. You got to laugh at it. Because we cursed, but we just didn't dare let the principals, the teachers, or the preachers hear it. And we didn't turn out bad, okay? Just look at it that way. Also, usually there's some kind of moral message at the end for the kids, by the Chef.

AVC: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?

IH: Well, I talked to Matt and Trey about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, "Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that shit, you know?" But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses, and understand what we do. [Laughs.]

tom cruise prolly called his ass up to make him quit

Brit & K-fool

Ok, I, like many many people, am very hard on the guy. No love. But for a brief moment, let me be the devil's advocate.

Man-man (for lack of a better name) and I were recently watching E! tv with brit & that person on it, how they met etc. Man-man brought up a good point, given that E! was trying to not put on neg spin, or at least try to stay neutral.

Maybe K-fool just makes her feel special, maybe it's just that simple. For all her money and fame, maybe that's what it is that she sees in him. (I know, *BARF* but bear with me.....just put all that you think of HIM aside....just humor me)

Maybe he's just fucked any way he goes. Like, in the eyes of us all, what is a husband of a very famous popstar supposed to do?

I have a thought on this:
stop trying. She's made her money. Look, Brit, let's face it, you're in family mode now, the career is OVER.
Kevin, you know, we all know, you married the golden goose, for better or worse. Don't try to impress anybody with any supposed talent you claim to have. (Stay with me....)

Here's what you should do: Brit's singing and dancing days are over but she still has her name. the two of you can do one thing on this planet that would actually make a difference, put you in good graces with public opinion and in the long run, make you more $$$.
Help unknown, struggling talent out there get discovered. Produce. Go into PRODUCTion! Make your own label, you already have a studio, help somebody else out. Do children's summer camps for whoever, abused, less fortunate, whoever......have a camp for young kids to learn a little singing, dancing, get a little special attention for just a few days to have lifetime memories. You've made your money and you've made a name. It's time for you to help somebody.

The two of you could work together and promote yourselves as well as giving new talent a chance too. How cool would it be to promote your own label, be able to say that you gave someone their start, their needed push into the spotlight?

Final rinse: Think about it guys, seriously.

you now have permission to go back into hate mode.