You know, $$$ usually is the deal-breaker...

from msnbc.com:


By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 1:41 a.m. CT May 23, 2006

Why did Britney Spears really dump Kabbalah?
The pop star revealed on her Web site that she was ditching the trendy religion for motherhood. “I no longer study Kaballah,” she recently wrote, “my baby is my religion.” (“Kabbalah” has a variety of spellings that are considered acceptable.)
But her split from the trendy offshoot of Jewish mysticism may have more to do with the bottom line.

“She’s tired of the way [Kabbalah leaders] kept hassling her for money,” says a well-placed source. “Actually, it was mostly her mother’s decision. They were always asking Britney to tithe [donate a percentage of her salary]. There was a lot of pressure, and finally her mom said, ‘Enough is enough’.”
Spears’ one-time mentor, Madonna, introduced her to Kabbalah and reportedly has donated millions of dollars to the Kabbalah Centre.
A Kabbalah spokeswoman didn’t return calls and Spears’ rep told The Scoop she has no idea why the singer left the religion, and hasn’t asked.

Midget Simpson au Naturel

Yep, just your plain old ordinary corn-fed heffer. I'm telling you, stylists just don't get enough credit.

Drink up and celebrate! It's been 200 years!!!

But hell, I never needed to make up a reason to have a drinky drink!

Wow, I didn't know they were expecting again!

Maybe it's the old magic trick of where's the baby....oh *poof* here it is!


Penn Jillette, Wife Welcome Baby Boy
LAS VEGAS (AP) - After naming their first-born girl Moxie CrimeFighter last June, comedian Penn Jillette and wife came up with something a bit more mainstream for their new son - Zolten Penn, who was born Monday.
``Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog,'' Jillette, the 51-year-old larger half of the comedy-and-magic duo Penn & Teller, said in a statement.
Jillette left in the middle of his daily radio show on the CBS/Free FM network to be with his wife, 40-year-old Emily, in a Las Vegas hospital Monday afternoon, publicist Glenn Alai said.
Zolten Penn Jillette weighed 8 pounds, 13 ounces.
Penn & Teller perform nightly at the Rio hotel-casino in Las Vegas and star in their own television show in its fourth season on Showtime.
05/22/06 21:14 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

So the Breakup rumors were wrong again....

That's it, i'm tried of these two already.
but.....IT'S ON!!!

RICHIE AND GOLDBERG TO WED
NICOLE RICHIE and ADAM 'DJ AM' GOLDBERG are planning to marry, according to socialite's famous father LIONEL RICHIE.
On the same day US reports claimed the pair had split for the second time in five months, Richie told reporters in London they will marry and he will provide the entertainment.
Speaking at the Prince's Trust charity concert on Saturday (21MAY06), the HELLO hitmaker revealed, "I told her, 'Honey, you do what you want and just send me the bill.'
"Of course I am going to be there for her, and I'll be singing - there's no way I couldn't. I'm really happy that it's working out for her."
Richie and Goldberg have been dating since 2003. They split in December last year, but reunited earlier this year (06). On Friday a US publication alleged Goldberg had dumped Richie. 05/22/06 03:33 (Courtesy WENN)

Now that's just funny!!!

Another supermodel attack, this time Kate beating the shit out of Pete!

Priceless!

(courtesy WENN)

MOSS BEAT UP DOHERTY OVER BLOOD PRANK
KATE MOSS beat up on-off boyfriend PETE DOHERTY in a mad frenzy after reading how he sprayed his blood at two MTV cameramen.
The supermodel summoned the BABYSHAMBLES frontman to her north London home and set on him after reading about his antics after a gig in Berlin, Germany last week (ends12MAY06).
After arriving at her St John's Wood pad at 5 am Moss began kicking and punching him in the street.
Doherty says, "She was angry about the blood spraying thing. She beat the crap out of me. She layed into me punching and kicking.
"I'm alright, but she hurt my finger. I couldn't do anything back, because she's a girl." 05/22/06 03:33

Yeah, they'll take her shootin alright....

She'll go on those long weekend huntin trips with Jeb and Bubba.....

(courtesy WENN)


LONGORIA BECOMES A SHOOTING TARGET
Actress EVA LONGORIA is being wooed by America's National Rifle Association (NRA) after she spoke of her love of guns.
The DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star thrilled firearms fans when she revealed her passion for shooting, and now the NRA are keen to make her the 'face' of their association.
She previously said, "I love shooting guns. I've been shooting since I was five with my dad. We used to go target shooting all the time."
A senior NRA member says, "We get a lot of criticism but if Eva was among our ranks then that would all stop." 05/22/06 03:33

Weren't 3 Die Hards enough?!

Honestly! Somebody stop the madness!!! HOW old is Willis getting to be?

(courtesy WENN)
WILLIS CONFIRMS DIE HARD 4 NEARLY READY TO ROLL
Hollywood actor BRUCE WILLIS yesterday (19MAY06) announced film-makers are ready to start shooting a fourth DIE HARD movie, and they hope to have it in cinemas next year (07).
Speaking at the Cannes Film Festival in France, Willis - who stars as policeman JOHN McCLANE in the Die Hard films - revealed the highly-anticipated sequel is expected to start filming soon.
He said, "We're as close as we've ever got to getting Die Hard 4 started.
"It won't be called Die Hard 4 but that will be the story. Hopefully it will be out next summer."
The movie's plot had to be rewritten after last year's (05) Hurricane Katrina tragedy - the original screenplay involved an oil tanker explosion that sends huge waves flooding into New Orleans, Louisiana.
Die Hard was released in 1988 and made Willis a star. Two sequels followed - DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER in 1990 and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE in 1995. 05/22/06 03:33

By request!!!

Here is the link to Silvia Night's homepage

she is crazy coolfunny & definitely check her out!!!

Classic funny! (Thank you to MK at DListed for the video link!)

At least TC isn't claiming to be normal!

CRUISE BANS TV AND COMPUTER GAMES
TOM CRUISE is strict when it comes to raising his two eldest children - barring them from watching TV and playing computer games.
The star's adopted children with former wife NICOLE KIDMAN - ISABELLA, 13, and CONNOR, 11 - are also expected to help out around the house.
The kids, who are home-schooled by tutors from the Church of Scientology, are also encouraged to spend time outdoors.
He explains, "The kids have no computer games. And absolutely no television. None.
"They can listen to music and read just about any book they want, and they can choose the movies they want to see on the weekends, within reason.
"They also have chores, because I want them to know that it's important to work. I had a job when I was eight years old delivering newspapers.
"So for me, it's like: You want a clean room? Then you've got to clean your room. No one is going to do it for you." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

Yet one more waste of Britney's $$$$

What a tool.


SPEARS' PET SHARKS
BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE has added some ferocious new members to their growing family - a shiver of sharks living in a giant tank.
The TOXIC singer, who is pregnant with the couple's second child after giving birth to son SEAN PRESTON last year (05), is terrified of the white sharks which are growing bigger by the day.
She says, "Kevin's sharks are the size of my arm. He feeds them tons of shrimp and they're getting bigger.
"I'm scared. They're white sharks, but they're not Great Whites." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

I still love Annie Lennox.

Glad to see her being recognized.


LENNOX HONOURED BY SCOTTISH ACADEMY
Former EURYTHMICS star ANNIE LENNOX has been hailed as an inspiration to music students after being named as the Royal Scottish Academy Of Music And Drama's (RSAMD) latest honorary doctorate recipient.
The singer, who will be joined by MRS BROWN actor BILLY CONNOLLY and Celtic music mogul IAN GREEN, will receive the award at the academy's summer graduation ceremony in Glasgow on 4 July (06).
RSAMD principal JOHN WALLACE praises Lennox for the impressive example she sets to those hoping to forge a career in music.
He says, "The academy is living through exciting times and the presence of Annie Lennox, Billy Connolly and Ian Green will send an important message of encouragement to our students from the peaks of the professional attainment - you can do it too."
Lennox can add the prize to an already impressive trophy cabinet, which boasts four Grammy Awards, seven Brit Awards, a Golden Globe and an Academy Award. 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

Get in line now ladies! Nick's on the hunt!!!

No pushing or Shoving!!!


LACHEY'S WIFE HUNT
JESSICA SIMPSON's estranged husband NICK LACHEY is such a romantic, he is already on the hunt for a new wife to lavish with affection.
The former 98 DEGREES singer has a gaping hole in his life since Simpson split up with him in November (05), and he needs a new bride to fill it.
He says, "I'm a romantic at heart.
"I don't want to be a serial marrier, but at the same time, I just can't imagine not being married again. I'm wet." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

So now we know how much Moss costs!

She's an expensive hooker!


MOSS KISS COSTS $108,000
KATE MOSS happily engaged in a lesbian kiss with British socialite JEMIMA KHAN for a charity donation of GBP60,000 ($108,000).
The supermodel, who was dogged by controversy after she was photographed snorting cocaine last year (05), was due to kiss business tycoon PHILIP GREEN after he paid for the pleasure at a recent charity auction for the Hoping Foundation For Palestinian Refugee Children.
But Green declined to accept a passionate one-minute kiss from Moss in the presence of his wife TINA, so he handed the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to the person he outbid - HUGH GRANT's girlfriend Khan. 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN


Ewww.....would you want to put your lips to hers knowing she used that mouth to blow Pete Doherty?

Katie Holmes then & now

After Baby




After TC

Before TC




think she's changed much?







and if you wondered what she looked like before Tom under her clothes...

HERE (NSFW)

Odd Pictures

Roseanne & Alexis, but which is which?

Nicole Richie pulls a Britney

Elton John feels comfortable in his new clothes, at last

Owen Wilson tries to pull a Britney!

I love this guy, but I need to train him to lose the country! And goddammmm he's goodlookin! like to taste him and see if he really is butterscotch!

*****

(courtesy WENN)
WILSON KICKED OUT OF MARKET
WEDDING CRASHERS star OWEN WILSON was thrown out of a market in the US, after entering the grocery store without shoes.
The Hollywood funnyman was with his brother, actor LUKE WILSON, in their hometown of Austin, Texas, when the incident occurred.
The pair were attempting to shop at upscale grocery store Whole Foods on 11May (06).
The 37-year-old left his shoes at home and tried to sneak past the stores security guard bare-footed.
A sources tells US publication In Touch, "Owen noticed the security guard looking at his bare feet, so he ran up and down the aisle trying to evade him.
"The officer managed to track him down and escort him out of the store."
Wilson was able to continue his shopping when a fan lent him a pair of flip-flops to wear. 05/19/06 18:56

Ok....Sometimes stars just give waaaaay too much info

I mean, Hugh Jackman is hot, but IRL he has to be the biggest dork. And I just don't really want to know about his sexual antics!

maybe a little.
******


JACKMAN'S NEW FILM IMPROVES SEX LIFE
Hollywood star HUGH JACKMAN credits his latest movie FOUNTAIN with spicing up his sex life.
Jackman claims his bedroom performance has improved since getting intimate with RACHEL WEISZ, because the role demanded he become an expert in the art of tantric sex.
The Australian took on the tantric challenge by adopting a strict exercise regime and he spent over a year getting to grips with yoga and t'ai chi.
Jackman says, "My wife said, ''Does this mean we are going to have the lotus position in bed now?' I'm ready to explore it. I haven't explored the tantra yet. But we're going to." 05/19/06 18:56

Mike Wallace just calls it as he sees it

And I love a guy who stands up and says Tom Cruise is a dumbass!

ok he didn't go that far...
*****
off of the National Ledger:


Mike Wallace Rips Tom Cruise: 'No Idea What He' Talking About'
By Jennifer Cox May 20, 2006

Mike Wallace is set to take a quasi retirement from the news business as the veteran CBS broadcaster, who turns 88 on Tuesday, officially becomes "correspondent emeritus" at the end of this month. So on the way out, he's speaking his mind.
How about a Cruise-Wallace Interview? (Image: NBC)
One of those in the cross hairs, actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise and he flat out says, "Tom simply does not know what he is talking about."
The anchor has slammed the actor for campaigning against anti-depressants and psychiatry reports Contact Music UK. And I'm guessing Wallace wouldn't' mind taking on Cruise in a Matt Lauer type interview.
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CMUK gives the details:
The 60 Minutes host, who has long suffered from crippling depression, claims Cruise can't credibly speak about the issue, because he hasn't experienced it. As a devout Scientologist, the actor doesn't believe in medication or counseling to treat depression.
Wallace says, "Tom simply does not know what he is talking about. Scientology is a different thing and God bless him. "But he doesn't know his tail from third base about depression. Simple as that."
The newsman recently admitted that he attempted to take his own life two decades ago and claims he has gone public about his suicide attempt in order to help others. He adds, "I had never come clean about the suicide business and I thought to myself, 'Yeah, look, I've had 20 extraordinary years since that episode.'"
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Wallace has stated that he won't give up work altogether - maybe an interview with Cruise should be in the works.

You can watch the whole "Trapped in the Closet" episode for free here.

WHAT is she thinking?!

You HAVE to look at the photo gallery. Is she a lush? Is she trying to kill SPF? Is she just another dumbass celebrity? C'mon, she knows better than to wear huge ass honkin shoes AND draggin jeans! But apparently not! Stupid girl.

*****

The web-enabled stalkerazzi at TMZ.com have just posted a photo gallery of Britney Spears' latest infant-vs-gravity "mishap," a brief near-fumble of Sean Preston, the toddler who seems doomed to be the most perpetually endangered offspring in celebritydom until Lindsay Lohan gives birth to a baby made entirely of cocaine. TMZ describes the scene thusly:
We're told Britney was holding a drink in her right hand and Sean in her left as she maneuvered through a crowd of onlookers. Britney moves through the crowd and then she suddenly trips, the baby's head goes backward and his hat flies off his head. Britney regained her balance and the baby seemed ok.
Quite frankly, all of the chatter about Spears' seemingly insufficient parenting skills--based on an isolated incident in which she asked her son to drive a getaway car and an equally isolated incident in which the baby was the victim of a tragic high-chair malfunction--is overblown. As the photos demonstrate, she's learned from her minor hiccups of responsibility and contracted the needed back-up, hiring a full-time (and handsomely mustachioed, we might add) infant-impact prevention specialist to trail her at all times. (courtesy Defamer.com)