Guilty Pleasure

And this guy is GOOD! Not normally a fan of rap, but Greyson Square is not only good, he actually makes good points!

Aha!

off of gossip rocks forum:

EASY and obvious blind item

Expecting? Which teen starlet was recently hospitalized and not for what you might think. Insiders at the hospital say she's telling close friends it was lady business but is she really hiding a secret abortion?

The source is a friend of a friend who had this e-mailed to her.

And, duh. Lindsay Lohan. So sad.

Of Course!!!

What else could you expect from Lindsay? Having her appendix removed....suuuuurrrrre.

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off of TMZ.com:

Less than a day after surgeons removed her appendix, Lindsay Lohan was already yelling and running around on her way out of the hospital. She's one heckuva healer.TMZ has obtained exclusive video of Lohan exiting Century Park Hospital in Los Angeles, clutching a get-well bouquet. Shocked by the waiting paparazzi, Lohan screamed for a man name "Michael," and darted back inside the building. Moments later, a mystery man pulled up in Lohan's black Mercedes, and whisked away the surgically repaired star.Careful Lindsay... you don't want to pop a stitch!

Happiness...

This makes me all warm & fuzzy inside!

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off of page six:

PARIS Hilton no longer has anything to do with the nightclubs named after her in Orlando and Jacksonville, Fla. - but they're still called "Club Paris" after that little city in France. The clubs dropped the ditzy heiress because she ducked out of scheduled promotional appearances, or showed up hours late. "It's all about: How has she screwed up now?" fumed owner Fred Khalilian. Hilton's flack, Elliot Mintz, said, "I'm certainly disappointed to learn of Fred's unfortunate comments."

Britney, Britney, Britney....

I really really want to believe she'll come back the pop princess that she was. I want to. C'mon Brit, justify my love. But reports like this don't help:

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off of page six:

AFTER "exhaustion" caused Britney Spears to leave early from her New Year's Eve party at Las Vegas club Pure, the last thing the once-adored pop tart needs is more stress. But sources tell us Spears faces imminent axing by her music label, Jive Records, which is "going to drop her any day now." That word follows our colleague Cindy Adams' report on Wednesday that Jive execs have decided "to drop [the album] - and her." Spears spent hours in Jive's New York studios last month, but produced sub-par tracks. In addition, her hard-partying ways have damaged her image. Spears' manager, Larry Rudolf, insisted yesterday that she'd revamp her image and continue to record, citing her "rocky period" as an excuse for her "unacceptable" behavior. But insiders believe the album will never hit shelves. "Like the rest of us," said the source, "Jive is done with Britney Spears." A rep for Jive denied all, saying, "Jive's relationship with Britney is fine. She continues to be one of our biggest worldwide artists and we remain 1,000 percent committed to her career."

Holy shit!

This makes me very sad.....I wanted them to work out! I liked them together!!!

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off of page six:

January 5, 2007 -- SHOCK-rocker Marilyn Manson is about to get one of the biggest shocks of his bizarre life - his stunning stripper-wife, Dita Von Teese, is dumping him after only a year of marriage.

Page Six has learned that the pasty-faced Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, will be served with divorce papers today at a Los Angeles recording studio where he's working on his next album, with Von Teese citing "irreconcilable differences" in giving him the boot.

Sources say the raven-haired bombshell filed for the split right before Christmas, but Manson has been unaware of it because she couldn't get in touch with him.

"He's not been responsive," a friend said. "She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed."

Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese's dismay, but she'd desperately tried to hold on. "She really tried to make this work," the friend said.

A rep for the Michigan-born beauty, who is the spokesmodel for MAC makeup's Viva Glam lipstick and lip gloss line, declined to comment. But John Demsey, group president of Estée Lauder, told us: "We're really sad to hear this. Dita has been the most extraordinary MAC spokeswoman. She's the ultimate professional - a glamour girl like there used to be in the '30s and '40s."

Von Teese's pals say they are squarely on her side. "Well, at least now she won't have to share her makeup," one quipped.

It's not known yet whether Von Teese plans to ask for custody of the couple's two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva.

Manson and Von Teese, an accomplished burlesque performer and Playboy model, tied the knot in December 2005 after a seven-year courtship. The goth-style ceremony was held in an ancient castle in Tipperary, Ireland, with cult film director Alejandro Jodorowsky officiating.

FUCK YES!!!!

I HAVE have have to see this!!! But that means the trend is over, no? When they do the movie, that's the signal it's done, right?

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off of ONTD:

Cartoon Network's animated series Aqua Teen Hunger Force will be the first original show of the channel's late-night Adult Swim programming block to be turned into a feature film, Variety reported. The 86-minute film was written, produced and directed by co-creators Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis.

The film centers on the origins of Hunger Force characters Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake and an immortal piece of exercise equipment threatening the balance of galactic peace, the trade paper reported. "It was too big a story to do in 11 minutes," Willis told Variety. "It's based on our fear of exercise equipment."

Maiellaro and Willis will be voicing several parts each, and several members of the TV cast will be reprising their roles. The film also features cameo voices provided by Bruce Campbell and Neil Peart of the band Rush. It is set for a March release date in 800 theaters.

Over so soon?

Wow, rebounds can be quick! Hope it was fun!

And Hmmmmm on Justin Timberlake....other reports placed him in Tennessee with his family for New Year's...without Cameron!

Big singles' party at Kate's, huh?

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off of Us Weekly online:

When Kate Hudson, 27, threw a raucous New Year’s Eve party at her home in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades, guests such as Justin Timberlake, Ryan Phillippe and Eva Mendes showed up to party their way into 2007.

Conspicuously absent from the bash? Actor Owen Wilson, 38, whose torrid affair with Hudson resulted in the actress’ separation from husband of nearly six years, Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson.

“They have definitely cooled off,” a source close to the actress tells Us of Hudson and Wilson’s summer fling. “She adores him and wishes it had worked out. But it didn’t.”

Seconds a Wilson source, “Owen is calling girlfriends to tell them he is single.”

The actress, meanwhile, is back to dating musicians. She brought Irish singer Damien Rice (whose haunting song "The Blower's Daughter" was the theme of 2004's Closer) to a December 9 birthday party for director Brett Ratner. A Hudson pal assures, “She is exploring everything while trying to get over Owen.”

Watch out!!

I'm on notice! you can be too!

First post for the New Year!!!!

and what the hell! Seems Justin Timberlake might be on the market!

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off of Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

There was some VERY interesting gossip floating around one LA nightclub on New Year's Eve, but we don't know whether it's absolute fact or the booze talking. Since this IS a gossip site we feel compelled to pass it on to you and let YOU be the judge: fact or fiction. Undoubtedly, it will prove itself either way in the near future. Anyway, here we go. After a few cocktails, a friend of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz remarked that "they broke up almost two weeks ago." (the last time WE saw them together was at Justin's SNL appearance two weeks ago.) Then, the so-called source dropped the REAL BOMB - he predicted that Justin would eventually hook up with Scarlett Johansson. - implying that something was already going on between them. For your information, Scarlett spent New Year's at Hyde with her girlfriends, looking bored. It's Hollywood - anything can happen.

and off of ONTD:

Justin Timberlake and pizza-faced Cameron Diaz have been denying rumors that their sick relationship is done. Well, they didn’t help matters by spending their New Years apart. Star Magazine reports that Justin was with his family at their home in Tennessee while Cameron was skiing with her family in Colorado.Justin also spent his Christmas in Tennessee where he told friends at a local club, “Me and Cameron? We’re done.”He is apparently spending his time with a longtime family friend, Veronica Finn. She’s a local real estate broker in Tennessee. Justin partied with her over the holiday and she apparently stayed at his mother’s house a few nights. Sources claim the two are just friends even though they are very affectionate with each other.

Happy 2007!!!!

Thank you to everyone who has helped support my site this past year, thank you for stopping by and thank you for being here!

Here's to hoping you have the best year yet!!!

SORRY!!!

Glitch with upgrading the page and all my comments and advertising got knocked off!!!

I'm working on fixing this right now!!!

Update: Got it fixed!!!

500 POSTS!!!!

I MADE IT!!!! *balloons and confetti* HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!

At any rate, here's something off of ONTD, because BloHan just doesn't make an ass of herself enough, now it's being suggested she do it politically too!!!

Maybe she can be "adequite" there.

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Singer/actress Lindsay Lohan is being encouraged by the New York State Independence Party (NYSIP) to run for local government in 2009.

The NYSIP's FRANK MORANO believes Lohan could bid for New York City Public Advocate - a position next in line to the mayor, which links the electorate and city government.

Morano writes, "As Albany is currently a cesspool of corruption, badly in need of reform, you may also want to consider a bid for the state legislature.

"Many celebrities have made the transition from Hollywood to politics, ranging from ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and JESSE VENTURA to SONNY BONO and RONALD REAGAN. Few if any though, had the enormous potential that you possess."

source: http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=3371

WOW.

Just Wow. I vaguely recall rumors years ago of him cheating.

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off of Yahoo! News:

CHICAGO -
Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage. "Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17 year marriage," the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. "A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements."

Juanita Jordan previously filed for divorce in January 2002, but withdrew her petition a month later when the couple announced they were attempting a reconciliation.

During her last divorce petition, Jordan said attempts to reconcile their marriage had failed and future ones "would be impractical and not in the best interests of the family."

The couple met at a Chicago restaurant during his second season with the Bulls and were married Sept. 2, 1989, in Las Vegas. They have three children: Jeffrey, Marcus and Jasmine.
The 43-year-old Jordan, a part-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, led the Bulls to six NBA titles and was a five-time league MVP. He lives in Highland Park, Ill.

Ew.

from ONTD:

Is love in the air for Jennifer Aniston and billionaire playboy Steve Bing? In Touch is reporting that Steve, 41, approached Jen, 37, and gave her his phone number while she was having dinner with friends at West Hollywood’s Madeo restaurant. An insider revealed, “They’ve known each other socially. He saw an opportunity and made a move.”

Jen hasn’t taken Steve up on the offer just yet - and friends say he’s not the only guy who’s been hitting on the newly single star. Ever since she broke up with Vince Vaughn, “Men are coming out of the woodwork,” says a pal. One of those men is cyclist Lance Armstrong, 35, but a friend says Jen turned him down when he asked her on a date because of her friendship with his ex-fiancé, Sheryl Crow.

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and that's how you remain single. never date again.

It's Gonna Get UGLY!!!!

I thought James Brown blew all his $$$ on hookers, drugs, divorces and beatin settltments! He had $$ left?

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off of the Scotsman:

Widow of soul legend locked out as battle opens over will

KEVIN SCHOFIELD

THE first blow in what promises to be a long and protracted fight over James Brown's estate was struck yesterday when his widow was locked out of the home she and the soul legend had shared for the past ten years amid claims the pair had never been legally married.

Just hours after the singer's death, Tomi Rae Hynie returned to the house in Beech Island, South Carolina, to find that its wrought-iron gates had been padlocked shut.

"They've been robbing from him all of his life and they'll do it in death," she said.
Although she admitted she did not own the deeds to the home, she insisted she and the couple's five-year-old son, James Jr, had a legal right to continue living there.

"This is my home," Ms Hynie said outside the gates of the house. "I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to go."

Brown and Ms Hynie were married in 2001. But the singer's lawyer, Buddy Dallas, said Ms Hynie was already married to another man, thereby making her marriage to Brown null and void.

Mr Dallas said Ms Hynie later annulled the previous marriage, but never remarried Brown, as she was required to do to make their union legal.

"It's not intended, and I hope not interpreted, to be an act of unkindness or an act of a lack of sympathy," Mr Dallas said.

"Ms Hynie has a home a few blocks away from Mr Brown's home where she resides periodically when she is not with Mr Brown. She is not without housing or home."

Brown died on Christmas Day of heart failure after being admitted to hospital with pneumonia. He was 73.

Known as the "Godfather of Soul", Brown made and lost millions of dollars during a long and often controversial music career which spanned more than half a century.

But with at least three ex-wives and six children, a huge legal battle is expected over who will get to share in the money he has left behind.

Born in May 1933 into extreme poverty, Brown earned money dancing for soldiers, picking cotton and shining shoes.

At end of the 1960s, by which time he was a household name around the world thanks to his music career, Brown had also proved himself to be a talented entrepreneur and owned his own publishing company, three radio stations and a Learjet.

However, the radio stations and the jet had to be sold during the 1970s after United States Internal Revenue Service demanded $4.5 million (£2.3 million) in unpaid taxes.

In 1999, Brown struck a deal which saw him receive more than $25 million (£13 million) in bonds against advance publishing royalties.

To provide further proof of his ability to spend money almost as quickly as he earned it, however, Brown sought to re- finance the bonds with a new loan this year.

Despite their tempestuous relationship - Brown was fined £570 on a domestic violence charge in 2004 - Ms Hynie yesterday insisted they were still a couple at the time of his death.
"The last thing he said to me was, 'I love you baby and I'll see you soon'," she said.

Mr Dallas said no-one could be allowed into Brown's home until a court certifies that any will left by the singer is genuine.

He said legal formalities now needed to be followed, adding that the singer's estate was left in trust for his children.

However, he declined to elaborate on Brown's final instructions.

Mr Dallas said the decision to lock Ms Hynie out of the couple's home was "not a reflection on her as an individual".

"I have not even been in the house, nor will I until appropriate protocol is followed," he said.

Foo nappin with her sister!!!

Sorry but I took this today and I thought they were so adorable, I had to share!!!

Peace on Earth and Happy dreams to you all!

The Hardest Workin Wifebeater Dies!

James Brown is dead! Now that punk song can be played for real real. Honestly, I'm surprised he lived as long as he did.

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off of TMZ.com:

James Brown, a musical giant and one of the most breathakingly dynamic performers in all of entertainment, died early Christmas morning in Atlanta at the age of 73.

Brown, the self-described "Hardest Working Man in Show Business," was hospitalized with pneumonia at Emory Crawford Long Hospital on Sunday and died around 1:45 AM, according to his agent, Frank Copsidas. A longtime friend, Charles Bobbit, was at his side. Copsidas told the Associated Press, "We really don't know at this point what he died of."

With his unmistakable pompadour, stunningly agile dance moves, raspy vocal style, and almost superhuman on-stage energy, Brown, as much as anyone in the history of live performance, gave audiences their money's worth and much more. His gifts as a songwriter and singer, which helped earn him the title of "The Godfather of Soul," were hugely influential on the genres of funk, disco, and rap as well. His instantly recognizable hits included "I Got You (I Feel Good)," "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag," and "Say It Loud -- I'm Black and I'm Proud."

Brown's personal life, particularly over the last two decades, was beset with allegations of drug and alcohol abuse and domestic trouble. He spent 15 months in a South Carolina prison and 10 months in a work release program after leading police on a half-hour, PCP-fueled chase which ended with the tires of his truck being shot out. Brown recently married his fourth wife, backup singer Tomi Raye Hynie, with whom he had a young son. Brown had five children with his previous wives.

Guilty Pleasure

Merry Freakin Christmas and Happy Hollydaze from Spin!!!!

I am still a total child and I don't care. So there. Nyah.

Bitches, please.

I have a rant that I need to get out, to let go of. I hate christmas, I hate the holidays. The only thing I like about it is the fact is that I get a little paid time off to goof off and scratch my butt in the privacy of my own home.

Frequently I run over to the mall, which is right across from where I work, to walk about and stretch my legs because I sit at a desk all day and well, I need to move and get a change of scenery. My usual obstacles include mallstitues, trophy- and cow-wives dragging their fuck trophies about and old people who feel entitled to take up the entire ailse instead of moving off to the handy and convenient side for everyone's mobility.

Christmas increases these obstacles to the point where I am ready to go on a killing rampage and/or round up some homeless people and set them loose in the mall.

I simply hate people who think they are entitled. They piss me off. I don't care about your christmas or whatever you celebrate. And no, the reason for the season, you fucktard, is the SUN. Everything anyone celebrates is all rooted from the fact that the winter solstice occurs every year at the same time, the day usually looking dreary and grey. Ancient man, before he started writing things down, celebrated this seasonal marker where the days would begin the lengthen. Get over it.

And you Trophy- and Cow-wives with your fuck-trophies....you really believe that you are entitled, hell, it's even your right to reproduce.....fuck you. You have a right to a dick in your ass. You are just in the majority of women who wants somebody else to take care of them and not take care of themselves. If you are so certain that reproducing is your right, then you should pay for that fucktrophy all by yourself. Pay for it all. No crying to anyone that you can't afford medicine, no crying to any shape of government that you need to educate your monstrocity. You want it yourself, you deal with all of it yourself. Shut the hell up and quite using reproduction as a weapon. Having the equipment doesn't give you anything.

And you little pissant mallstitutes/fucktrophies/trophy-wife/cow-wife in training: you will be fat one day, it happens to everyone. Especially you. How are you going to deal with it?

At least this is a temporary scene and in a few weeks it will all die down. I just needed to clear the air and I feel better now.

Merry fuckin Xmas.
Now get out of my way.