Blohan @ The Chanel Cruise Show in Santa Monica.

Note her knees. Either spray tan doesn't stick well to knees or...

She's been working the rug.....

oh yeah, Jerry Falwell died.

One last hate-filled asshat in the world. I sure won't miss him. "Ding dong the bitch is dead" ran thru my head when I heard. Here's a few things to remember him by:

In His Own Words

“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”

“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”

"I think [Desmond Tutu]'s a phony, period, as far as representing the black people of South Africa."

"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen'."

This pisses me off.

But are you really surprised? I mean, didn't we all expect this? You know, I've always heard that when the law really wants to scare you, they throw you into county lockup. But deep down, didn't we all know that the bitch would get her way somehow?

off of Celebitchy:

Up until now, statements by the LA County Sheriff’s department have indicated that Paris won’t receive any leniency in her jail time, as was widely expected at first given Michelle Rodriguez’s less than four hour stay for a 60 day sentence in the same facility. Rodriguez was jailed last year, and after the Paris’ sentence was announced officials said that the prison is no longer crowded and she could be expected to serve most of the time, with up to 6 days off for good behavior.

Now the LA county jail is suddenly overcrowded again, and little vulnerable Paris could be out in hours or days. They gave one of those official-sounding poilce statements that makes it seem as if it’s this calculated decision, but to me it looks like they’re changing their tune and have decided to go easy on her.

The source is the same sheriff’s representative that said the prison had plenty of room and she would serve most of her sentence in an earlier statement. I’m a bit dissapointed, but not surprised, by this:

Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore said Hilton’s sentence could be cut nearly in half by state law allowing for credit for time served for good behavior. In addition, he said, overcrowding in the jail system could further reduce the time she spends in custody.

Overcrowding has been a major issue in the L.A. County jail system, with some inmates — even violent ones — serving as little as 10% of their sentences. (If that standard was applied to Hilton, she would serve less than a week in jail.)

Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who starred on “Lost,” was sentenced to 60 days in jail for a probation violation last year but ended up serving less than a day in jail.

“She will be treated like any other inmate who’s classified as a low-level security risk,” Whitmore said. “There are a series of issues that will come into play here, including her criminal history, the nature of the offense and the population of the facility.”

Using those and other factors “the decision will be made as she is booked into the jail,” Whitmore said. “We do this with every single inmate.”

[From LAtimes.com via RadarOnline]

It’s suspicious that things could change so quickly in a week. Paris and her family are trying to pull a personal favor with Governor Schwarzenegger and have asked for a pardon. They’ve donated nearly 60k to his campaign over the years. Maybe Arnie put a call in to the LA sheriff’s department and asked them to come up with a reason why Paris won’t be subjected to L.A. county jail for much more than a day or two.

With all this hoopla over Paris, I’m wondering what’s going on with her frenemy Nicole Richie’s case. Richie was busted driving the wrong way on the freeway in December, 2006. She had an earlier conviction of DUI in 2002, in which she received three year’s probation after blowing a .12 and admitting to officers to drinking vodka. In December, Richie told cops she had pot and a vicodin that day, but she passed the breathalyzer.

If convicted of the recent DUI, her second, she faces a mandatory 5 days in jail under California law. The last I heard, her lawyers entered a not guilty plea on her behalf and there was a pretrial hearing scheduled April 2nd. If she gets time too, that will indeed be sweet justice.

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For ur lolz....

How I spent my Summer Vacation, by Pari$ Hilton

Compiled from TMZ.com:

A rep for Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo has released a statement to TMZ in support of the decision to sentence Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail. "City Attorney Delgadillo believes today's ruling sends a clear message that in the City of Los Angeles, no one is above the law."

Moments after Paris Hilton was sentenced to serve 45 in the clink, TMZ learned that her mother, Kathy, rushed over to the lead prosecutor and lashed out, "I want your autograph. This is pathetic." In the same breath, as she walked out of the courtroom, Kathy looked up and said, "I can't believe all the money we spent on this."

While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).

Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum!

For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy.

During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection. Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

"I just want to say I'm sorry," Hilton told the judge.
After he revealed her sentence Paris wept in the courtroom.

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Yeah, the reality is that while she is going to serve time, she is a Celebutard and you know there is some bitch on the inside who wants to be known as "That fierce bitch who shanked Pari$"....so Pari$ite won't be sharing a cell with anybody and will be kept away from the general population. Unless, of course, somebody bribes a guard to turn their head for a moment....(graphic courtesy of Scout's awesome skills!!) Oh and I'm certain that Pari$ wept because she got caught...not because she truly regretted her actions.

mood: Spin is very sad, still.

Goodbye my Sweetheart

Gin Gimlet died tonight of liver and kidney failure. There was no hope of recovery. He had a happy and pampered life, I miss him terribly. The road of this life will be much lonelier without him. He was 10 years old.

I Hope This is True....

Cuz Prince wud be my heerro again

off of MSNBC.com:

By Jeannette Walls

MSNBC

Did Prince dis Paris?

The artist sometimes known as Symbol Man publicly humiliated the partying heiress and her singing ability, according to the new issue of Us.

Hilton was in the audience as Prince performed at Club 3121 at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas on April 20. At one point, Prince invited the “Stars Are Blind” crooner to join him onstage.

A “delighted” Hilton scampered onto the stage and the “Purple Rain” singer handed the wanna-be-pop star the microphone and told the audience, “Let’s see if she can really sing,” a source told the mag.

An angry and humiliated Hilton stormed offstage — and left the club two songs later, reports Us.
Hilton’s rep insists that the story is untrue, and Prince’s spokesman had no comment.

*YAWN*

This is off of Celebitchy:

Jennifer Aniston has kind of accidentally admitted to UK’s Heat Magazine that Courteney Cox and David Arquette are having marital difficulties.

I don’t know about Courteney, but if my best friend went to a magazine and confirmed that I was breaking up with my man before checking it with me first, I would kick her butt. She probably let this news slip because Courteney talked to Brad at the Golden Globes.

This is what Jennifer let slip to one of the Heat journalists two weeks ago:

Jennifer Aniston has admitted that her best pal Courtney Cox and husband David Arquette are going through a rough patch.

“Speaking to Heat’s reporter two weeks ago, Jen revealed the couple are having “marital problems”, but added, “Whatever happens, I will be there to support my friend.”

From Heat Magazine, Issue 421, Week of 28-April - 4 May 2007

Speculation has been rife that there has been problems brewing with the couple for months, and according to sources they have hardly spent any time together this year as they are both busy on respective projects. Courteney in the past has admitted that they have had marital trouble and sought counselling. A visit to the shrink may be in order again, as Heat reports that for the premier of the movie The Tripper (in which David appears in), Courteney showed up late and left early, with David going back home alone to their Malibu home and Courtney going to stay at their Beverly Hills one.

HAD to add this!

Hell hath Froze Over, y'all!

Is Pari$ite with him cuz he's the Sperminator?

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Maybe this is better....

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Wait, I know! With the kitty head!

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*Falls Over From Laughter*

Larry Dickhead swingin both ways!!!

off of I'm Not Obsessed:

Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover has sold the scoop about their relationship to Star Magazine. His name is Kerrick Ross and I am not sure how much money he got paid… but BOY did he spill the beans.

“I was Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover! America doesn’t know the whole story about Larry Birkhead. He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!”

Curious where they met? ME TOO! Apparently, they met at a cocktail party in Louisville a few years ago. Kerrick has been ‘out’ for a very long time. He confessed that Larry asked him to keep quiet about the affair.

“We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me. I had been ‘out’ for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet — and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship.

He was especially afraid of his father finding out. He said, ‘If my Dad knew about this, he would kill me!’

Obviously Birkhead’s lawyers are saying this is simply untrue.

Don Ho dead at 76!!

My parents used to torture me with this song....but I'm gonna miss this guy!

Is Blohan gettin her Lezzz on?

This off of JJ's Blog:

Celebrity stories told like no other. None of the information comes from 'sources' it comes directly from the horses mouth, Jonathan Jaxson. Jaxson is a former Hollywood publicist turned blogger and upcoming author.

Lindsay Lohan dating DJ Friend Samantha Ronson

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the 'book.' Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

There you go, kids!

Larry Dickhead is the father! Well good for him. Now he has free reign to take total advantage and even try to get a piece of Anna Nicole's claim on Marshall's $$$. Don't even try to convince me that he wasn't in this for the $$$.....if this had been anybody else, espcially an ugly chick, he would have been running hard in the other direction.

Personally, I feel very badly for Howard K. He's about to lose all connection that he had with Anna Nicole and I think he loved her. I think he did his best to do as she asked. I really feel badly for the guy.

off of TMZ.com:

Larry Birkhead told TMZ he plans to contact Howard K. Stern in the next hour and take him up on his offer made during the news conference to see Dannielynn -- and he'd like to see her this evening.

Ron Rale, Howard's longtime friend/lawyer, says "Howard has already called Larry's hotel twice since the hearing to ask him to come over tonight, but hasn't been able reach him." Rale adds, "Howard not only wants Larry, but Larry's entire family that is in the Bahamas to come over this evening to start getting to know Dannielynn."

Rale adds Howard wants Larry to come over as much as possible to make the transition. Sources say the transition will probably take between two and four weeks. Rale says Howard has been in contact with professionals to obtain advice on how to transition in the healthiest way for Dannielynn.

Tip o' the Week

I figure I'll try this new feature, a weekly (or maybe monthly, havn't decided yet) beauty tip that works and is inexpensive. If you have a tip you'd like to share, email me at spin_sycle@yahoo.com with 'tip of the week' in your subject line.

Here's this one that I've run across a coupla times and plan to try out soon:

Treat cellulite with coffee grinds! You can do this even if you don't drink coffee, I know there are some Starbucks that bag up their coffee grinds and you can have them for free. I'd suggest heating them up in the microwave for use. You could also use those grinds in certain plants, like citrus plants or some houseplants to help them grow.

Cellulite Buster

Those expensive cellulite creams have one ingredient in common: caffeine! You can make your own cellulite treatment with caffeinated coffee grounds that works beautifully. Here’s how:
The used grounds work better if they’re warm.

1. Put some newspaper on the floor of your bathroom.

2. Mix about a quarter-cup of warm used coffee grounds with a tablespoon or so of olive oil. Stand on the paper and apply the coffee mixture to your cellulite areas using your hands or a loofah mitt. Don’t worry if a lot of the coffee mixture falls to the floor; enough will stick to your skin to do the trick.

3. Wrap the area in plastic wrap and allow to remain on for several minutes.

4. Remove wrap and brush off excess coffee mixture. Shower with warm water.

5. This procedure is most effective when repeated twice a week.

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Spin's final rinse: Why spend more $$$ than you have to?

This makes me laugh

I mean really...there are so many people trying to capitalize on Anna Nicole's death.....it just makes me laugh.

off of splashnews:

Debra Opri has responded to the itemized legal bill submitted to Larry Birkhead, releasing this statement:

“One can only imagine from whom and for what purposes these stories were started. I cannot comment on unauthenticated documents which were disseminated to the media under suspicious circumstances, and which are covered by the attorney-client privilege. I can assure you, however, that all of the fees and expenses incurred on behalf of Mr. Birkhead were reasonable, necessary, and appropriate, given the complexity and magnitude of this very high profile case that was litigated in two different states and a foreign country. Out of respect for Mr. Birkhead, I cannot comment further at this time.”