The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son!  How does a skinny stick push out a watermelon?

Whoopi Goldberg was stoned when she won her oscar

Chris Evans gets built up hawt for Captain America


Darks
Liz Taylor laid to rest near her friend Michael Jackson

Hugh Hefner's fiancee caught cheating?


Needs Bleach
Only in Texas:  Poledancing for Jesus.  would you go to church for the ta tas?

Delicates
BuzzFoto – After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release n*de pics of her when she was younger.  *Spin's guess - Jennifer Lopez*

Chris Evans is Captain America

from Hollywood Wiretap:

Chris Evans has finally been selected to don the star-spangled superhero suit for "Captain America." After weeks of reports flying back and forth as to potential candidates, Marvel made an offer that Evans accepted last week. The deal, reports Variety, calls for the actor to star in at least three "Captain America" movies.

"The First Avenger: Captain America" is set to open on July 22, 2011. Paramount will distribute.

Evans would also reprise the role in "The Avengers," which will unite Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and the Incredible Hulk (Edward Norton) in one pic, notes Variety. That film is set for May 4, 2012.

Joe Johnston will direct "Captain America" from a script by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.

*Ed Norton? Really?  They're really gonna run with that?  That would totally kill it for me....I hate Ed Norton, whiny bitch....and I really hate the Incredible Hulk.  Damm.  Might be a dealbreaker.*