Carrie Prejean can't take the heat

Larry "Inappropriate" King asked Carrie PreJean (that's right bitch, i'm calling you Pre Jean...like jeans one covers one's ass with because you're an ASS) questions on his show because that's what Larry King does. He asks people questions. Apparently Carrie "I'm a Christian" PreJean didn't expect to be asked questions. Maybe on Planet Carrie, talk shows like Larry King host llama acts with flying acrobats and guests just sit there. You would think that miss PreJean would use the opportunity to explain herself better or apologize for sucking up space or something but instead, she had a pre-schooler's temper tantrum and just refused to be on the air:

What a bitch.

CARRIE PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE.

Allow me to repeat that, CARRIE "Miss Ima Christian up in hurr" PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE. Splain that up to your christian peeps, miss thing. You amemba her, she's the one who used to be Miss California then got all anti-gay as the new chrsitian poster child. What's really retarded is this, off of ONTD:

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

*You know Harvey "I'm a lawyer" Levin doesn't give a shit, he's been waiting for the right moment to spring this puppy out. She's a greedy l'il bitch ain't she? Sit down, ho*

Tyra blows her off: