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Groove is in the Heart for your weekend pleasure!

Ellen and Portia to have a baby

Well, Portia's not working or doing jack right now anyway, so why not? From digital spy:

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are planning to have a baby, it has been claimed.

The couple are said to be undergoing in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) treatment in a bid to have a biological child together, Star reports.

A source told the magazine: "They would love a boy. But would truly be happy with any healthy baby.

"[De Rossi] is prepared to go through [IVF] ten times if she has to. Whatever it takes to get pregnant, she'll do it.

"Ellen and Portia are mad about each other and having a child together will only strengthen their bond."

The source added that Arrested Development star De Rossi has changed her eating habits in the hope of gaining weight before she starts the treatment.

DeGeneres and De Rossi married last year in a ceremony at their Beverly Hills home.

Katy Perry pukes

I know, I know, like you care.....but she hurled instead of kissing a girl. from Holy Moly!

Faux-controversial pop star Katy Perry might have picked up a Brit last night for Best International Female, but the poor lamb yakked her guts up after receiving the award.

She had complained in her acceptance speech that she wasn't feeling very well and, as soon as she got off stage, threw up.

Far be it from us to suggest that this is exactly how every viewer reacted when she got the award. Actually, fuck it - Katy, your vomiting was nothing compared to the tidal wave of spew that crashed towards every TV screen in the country last night. So think on.

Michael Phelps Cleared!

Hurray! Now let him get back to his endorsements, training for the next Olympics and obligated parties, as nature intended.

from Gawker.com:

Swimming champion and amateur bud enthusiast Michael Phelps will not face charges stemming from the infamous bong picture that recently surfaced. Eight of his fellow partygoers, previously arrested for possession, have been cleared.

The Richland County (SC) sheriff who arrested the revelers has said that "we do not believe we have enough evidence to prosecute anyone that was present at the November party." A party during which Phelps and friends got blazed and then some narc took a picture. So justice has been done, except for whoever took that photo.

Sick of this yet?

Chris & Rihanna just need to get over each other so we can go on with other gossip!! From digital spy:

Rex Features

Rihanna has decided to end her relationship with Chris Brown following their alleged altercation last weekend, according to a report.

Brown was arrested on February 8 amid claims that he had turned violent in an argument with the 'Disturbia' singer.

The News Of The World has now suggested that Rihanna considered taking Brown back following the incident, but changed her mind following discussions with her family and close friends.

An insider revealed: "Rihanna really did think that Chris was the love of her life. But when everyone started to question their relationship, she burst into tears and reluctantly agreed that they were right. She just can’t believe it's ended this way."

Brown's father recently insisted that the R&B star is "very remorseful", but warned that there are "two sides to every story".

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

For being such a great Valentine of mine, I'm giving you David Bowie's Rebel Rebel:





and if you're like many people and have to find a job, allow me to offer Billy Squier and the advice of The Stroke cuz a little bribery and ass-kissing can take you far:

Gambit post!

Here's a sneak peek of Gambit in the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie. I'm skeptical of Taylor Kitsch being cast as Gambit, he just doesn't seem right. Gambit is supposed to be.....well, sexy. Anyhow, here's a looksie from ONTD:

Blind Item!

Star Magazine
The honeymoon is already over for this newly married duo. When hubby got caught flirting with a delivery girl and dishing out a $100 tip, his misses flipped.

*Spin's guess: Pete and Ass-lee*

Bob Marley makes it all better.

Enjoy! Stir it up

Wanna hear something funny?

I heard this this a.m. on Jack 103.7 fm. It seems the city of Houston's court computers were hit with a virus last Friday. The virus took down the system, they have been closed since then! Could this be a test run for something bigger maybe? No bidness is gettin handled at Houston courts for now! Stay tuned!

Is Chris Brown Done?

from msnbc.com:

LOS ANGELES - New details have emerged over the alleged incident on Sunday morning between Chris Brown and a woman who authorities have not officially identified, but a source tells Access Hollywood is Rihanna.

The source told Access Hollywood that Chris Brown allegedly hit Rihanna with his fists and bit her during the alleged incident, which took place around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday.

Brown, 19, was arrested on Sunday and charged with felony criminal threats. He was released on $50,000 bail.

The Los Angeles Police Department is still investigating the alleged domestic violence felony battery and told Access that additional charges may be filed.

Authorities released information to Access Hollywood that Brown and a woman were arguing in a car in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles just after midnight on Sunday. Brown reportedly stopped the car, he and the woman got out and the argument escalated. LAPD reports the woman suffered visible injuries.

Following the incident, Brown reportedly left, leaving Rihanna at the scene.

Radar Online reported that a source inside Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where Rihanna was reportedly taken following the incident, said the singer became emotional when two female “assistants” went to visit her at the facility.

“Rihanna was clearly very upset by what had happened and I could hear her screaming,” the source said. “Rihanna was trying to get her point across about something, she sounded like she was crying as she tried to get… her point across.”

Cake- for your entertainment

their cover of I Will Survive which is FULL OF WIN

Outed?

What do you think? Has Jake been pulled out of the closet? found this on gossip rocks and from Ian Halperin:

IUC Exclusive: IUC Investigation Reveals Jake Gyllenhaal Definitely a Flaming Poofter - Relationship with Reese is Toast

In case you hadn’t noticed, I removed the photo of Jake Gyllenhaal today from my list, featuring a photo of one celeb who is not gay.

Does this mean that I’m outing Jake? Is the Pope German?

The worst kept secret in Hollywood is that for almost four years,
Gyllenhaal has been anxious to break out of the celluloid closet. My
old friend Ted Casablanca has posted repeated notorious blind items
about this since 2005, discussing a mysterious celeb who he dubbed
“Toothy Tile,” documenting Gyllenhaal’s baby steps out of the closet,
only to be shoved firmly back in at the insistence of his publicists
and management who advised Jake that it would be career suicide for
him to take the leap.

This has resulted in the increasingly sad spectacle of Jake hitting
the town with a series of beards in the fine old tradition of
Hollywood. Think James Dean and Nathalie Wood. Or, more accurately
Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, who used to publicly hold hands and
gaze longingly into each other’s eyes at the Brown Derby restaurant
in Hollywood, as Toothy Tile was said to have done surreptitiously at
a restaurant with his boyfriend in one of Ted’s earliest blind items.
Unfortunately, Ted’s lawyers at E have put a straitjacket on him,
preventing him from releasing the name of the subject of the world’s
most famous blind item (though Ted refused to confirm this to me when
I had him on IUC for a live chat a couple of weeks ago.)

For a complete archive of Casablanca’s four-year documentation of the increasingly sad Toothy Tile’s revolving closet doors, check out
Toothy Tile - Blogs and Archive.

Fatty Simpleton screws up

from msnbc.com:

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - A bizarre 38-minute set by opening act Jessica Simpson inadvertently stole the spotlight from headliner Rascal Flatts in a show at the Van Andel Arena.

The Grand Rapids Press said Simpson forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears during Thursday night’s performance.

At one point, the 28-year-old singer-actress asked her backing band to start over on one song, and she forgot the words to another.

“Jessica had an off night,” Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, said Friday. “She’s a perfectionist, and wanted to start some of the songs over. She always wants to give her best performance to her fans.”

Simpson apologized to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word “sorry” on two large video screens.

While introducing her last song, Simpson said she sometimes feels like quitting. She appeared to be wiping away tears after finishing the song and walking off the stage.

*Time to quit, dearie. Here's video: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=ad3eb17c-d18b-407d-a930-a4fabc954afb *

Fear Not!

I have not abandoned you, my dear readers! Had a lot on my plate this week with a funeral and being horribly sick. But I am here now and I give you this blind item as an offering, from holy moly!

which footballer (probably the most famous one in the world) immediately legged it from a recent party in the States after being offered a line of cocaine, because he thought it was a trap by the papers?

*Becks!*

For Good Measure!

from OMG!:

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears has obtained a restraining order against former pal Osama "Sam" Lutfi and one-time boyfriend Adnan Ghalib , court records show.

Attorneys for Spears and her father, who is her legal conservator, received the order Friday. The documents state that Lutfi, Ghalib and attorney Jon Eardley have been trying to gain control of Spears' affairs.

"On the first anniversary of the establishment of the conservatorship, the co-conservators are informed and believe that these three figures are working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship, with an utter disregard for Ms. Spears' health and well being," the documents state.

Lutfi was a manager and friend of Spears, whose mother once accused him of grinding pills into her food to control her. Ghalib, a paparazzo, had dated the singer.

Judge Aviva K. Bobb signed a temporary restraining order Friday forbidding Lutfi, Ghalib and Eardley from having contact with Spears, her parents and her young children. A hearing on whether to extend the order is scheduled for next month.

The documents, released late Friday, claim that Lutfi tried to contact Spears in late December by sending text messages to her hairdresser. The documents state Lutfi later started sending text messages to Spears and one of her father's attorneys, Blair Berk, trying to arrange a meeting.

Spears father, Jamie, wrote in a sworn declaration that he has found Lutfi's phone number in his daughter's phone records.

The documents state that Spears continues to inform Ghalib of her travel "and that he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit," the documents state.

*All this makes me think of is 'Toxic'*

Tony Romo Busted?

from digital spy:

Jessica Simpson's boyfriend Tony Romo has been accused of having an affair with another woman.

The American football player reportedly spent the night with a brunette after inviting friends back to his home while Simpson was away.

"Everyone was talking about it downstairs. The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica - especially in her place!" a source told Starmagazine.

"I just can't believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend's house."

The couple started dating in November 2007. Romo has so far refused to respond to the claims.

*It's cuz she's fat and he didn't wanna roll a piggie >.<>

ONTD Broke!

Oh noes!  Here's the most recent post, it seems they hit the maximum allowed comments and well, fall down go BOOM!:

UPDATE
via lj_maintenance:

"I think a wise man once said, "you better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self" or something along those lines. ONTD is great because not only do they provide hours of fun, they also push our application and highlight the pressure points. No, ONTD didn't break LJ, and no they didn't break themselves (well, not really), what they did is point out that "hey! there might be a journal or community that has over 16 million comments! no, really!".

Here's the poop.

Problem: LJ was designed with a 24 bit limitation on number of comments -- in the database and in crucial parts of our commenting code. This may have been done for speed optimization, resource conservation, for the children, whatever. It was done with good intentions and now we have BAAAD intentions because the theoretical limit for a journal's comments is 16,777,216 (2^24). And ONTD just did *that*.

Solution?: Our crack team of crack teamsters is picking through code and releasing the 16 million limit (see here) as well as modifying the databases.

Risk?: We haven't deployed ANY of the new code to the website yet, and we've only started testing the alter statements on one of our secondary databases, but if things continue to test well, there is a SMAAAAALL risk that when we attempt to modify the rest of the databases, LJ could drop bits. All over the floor. But we're really trying to make sure that doesn't happen, and in spite of burr86 and dormando's help (hahaha, got you guys) tupshin, henrylyne, gariev, nicholaskurjan and mhwest will continue to work at getting rabid ONTD fans their due fix. It might be a bumpy weekend."

*so Buddha Obrien won't be posting soon!  I know, I know.....who the hell is that!  the point is, I hope this site gets back up sooon!*

Still Sick

but went into work today to share the joy of this throat pain.  You know the kind, when you sneeze and it hurts.  Yes, I felt the need to spread the love....virus, whatever.  I'm passive aggressive like that.  If I'm gonna be sick, I'm taking as many as I can down with me.  But I do offer this awesome picture.  Feel better?

Sorry Kids

Spin has a nasty throat infection going right now.....not feeling well.  Hope to be back at snarking sooon!

At Least She's Honest

I can respect her for that!  From Digital Spy:

Katy Perry has said that her comments about taking a year-long vow of celibacy were intended as a joke.

It was reported yesterday that the American popstar planned to avoid sex following her split from Gym Class Heroes' Travis McCoy.

"No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry," she said.

However, the 'I Kissed A Girl' singer has now retracted the comments, insisting that she was just messing around.

"I am not going to be celibate," she told People. "That was a joke, and any fine journalist would have got that."

She added: "Please, celibacy for the whole year? I'd rather die."

Blind Item!!

from CDAN...see if you can guess who it is!

Now, I know there are some bad dates out there, but you would think that if you are in your 20's you wouldn't have to have your teenage girlfriend pay for all your dates and your clothes and if you get cash from the parents it is the same thing because she is earning all the money anyway.

Nothing you don't already know

But there's a book coming out telling all about how Paris Hilton is a big gaping skank. You can read the review from Gawker here.

I will say that after reading just the excerpts, I feel the need to scrub myself with Comet, followed by a stiff gouging out of my eyes. I think I even got herpes from just reading it. On the plus side, Taxicab Fingerbang would be a great new internet name! Or a good name for a punk band. Whatever. Anyhow, it might be a good read, just because of these two paragraphs from the review:

New book Six Degrees of Paris Hilton profiles Darnell Riley, a shady criminal and pseudo-celebrity hanger-on who knows many wicked Hollywood-sleaze secrets. The tome spins many damning stories about the hood-lidded socialite's sordid existence.

Riley, who is in prison for robbing, sexually assaulting, and blackmailing Joe Francis, says that, for sure, Hilton was in on the whole first sex tape charade. And, he alleges, it wasn't the last time the Simple Life reality stain filmed herself in flagrante delicto. Riley supposedly got a hold of several ssseeecret tapes of the nightclub fly. By, you know, stealing them from some "Russian kids" who had stolen them from her house.

*anybody who robs, sexually assaults and blackmails Joe Francis is a hero in my book! Just think of the entertainment value!*

Viva La Pop

If you have not seen or heard this offering of a mashup of hits from 2008, done by DJ Earworm, you must watch.  This is the SHIT! it is awesome in production.  I give you Viva La Pop:

Shizzle in the Hizzle?

I'm not one to post political thingies here but this gossip with political lacings was a little too juicy to pass up about Sarah Palin's family. from Gawker.com:

Please let this be true. According to a barely literate MySpace message, Sarah Palin is snubbing the family of Levi Johnston, the jock who knocked up Bristol, because they're "white trash." (Not that we'd disagree.)

The message was supposedly left by Mercede Johnston, Levi's 18-year-old sister, on the page of Mellissa Wilfong, a former Wasilla resident who now lives in Florida, to tell her about an upcoming trip to Orlando. As an aside, she notes that she and her mom (that would be Sherry, the one who was busted for dealing OxyContin) aren't allowed to visit Bristol and Levi's love child.

For those who have trouble reading the prose of this fine product of the Wasilla school system, here's a translation:

Levi is in a bit of a haze right now... Umm, I'm not allowed to see my nephew and my mom isn't either. We aren't Palins so therefore we are white trash and Bristol doesn't want her baby around us. So mom and I are really upset over it. I just hope Levi pulls his head out of his butt and lets us see our nephew and her grandbaby.

It's not just the utter inability to spell that makes us think this is the real Mercede. Her MySpace page (which is set to private) has been the source of other fun Palin family revelations. In happier days, i.e. last year, Mercede visited the Palin household soon after Sarah's magical baby Trigg was born (see above). And Wilfong appears to be in the Palin orbit as well. Last September, while everyone was claiming that Trigg was actually Bristol's baby, she piped up on Fox News' web site to tell everyone to shut up, note that her sons used to attend school with Bristol, and that she wouldn't be voting for her former Mayor. (Smart lady.)

Oh Noes!

can't be true....from ONTD:

Britney Spears has thrown her platinum-selling career comeback into a tailspin by threatening to cancel her $100 million world tour, The Circus Featuring Britney Spears, which will launch in New Orleans this March.

“Britney doesn’t want to do it, and she’s telling her father Jamie that,” an insider for The National Enquirer reports, adding that, “All the dates are booked-and $100 million would be lost if she bails.”

“Both her father and ex-husband Kevin Federline are telling her she has to go on for the sake of her kids and their financial future,” the source confided. “Jamie needs this tour for Britney to secure her wealth.”

The tabloid claims the pop tart is feeling the pressure of a grueling training schedule necessary for the 33-city North American leg of the tour.“She is already exhausted getting in shape….Britney feels like she’s being forced to tour.”

According to The Enquirer, Jamie and Kevin both have a lot to lose if Britney runs away from The Circus.“Britney can’t back out now-there’s just too much at stake.”

“She is already exhausted getting in shape for the trip. And her focus has changed, too - Britney just wants to be a stay-at-home mom to her two boys. Britney feels like she is being forced to tour. Jamie has made it clear he wants to get her back to where she was.”

But Britney, 27, hates the tour’s set-up, which includes Kevin - who has custody of their boys - tagging along. That concession was the only way she could have the boys with her, so she reluctantly agreed…“Kevin is working on a deal for a reality show based on following her ‘Circus’ tour.”

*I call BS*

Blind Items!

Sorry for the laziness, these are all off of ONTD, if you want to check sources.  Word came down from the top today at work about hiring freezes and possible layoffs, so I'm kind of in OMYGAWDGOTTAFINDANOTHERJOB meltdown mode.  

1. Which aging action star had a leisurely conversation with a young, hunky co-star on set — all while being pleasured by an extra? source

2. Catty at the Casting Call. Normally, when an actor goes on a casting call, they are on their best behavior. This one well-known film actor, however, somehow thinks that the rules don’t apply to her. Although she was heavily favored for the role in a film that will almost certainly become a hit, she showed up late and was rude to the person at the front desk. She then whipped out her cell phone in the waiting area and proceeded to quietly but audibly bad mouth the lead actor who was already attached to the film, calling him a “fucking loser”. By the time she was ushered into the meeting, word of her bad behavior had already reached the director. He gave the star a scant five minutes of his time, and dismissed her with barely a comment. The role will go to another actress. source

3. This up and coming known for his very good looks C list actor with B list name recognition who is right on the verge of becoming huge, has a major medical issue he is facing. Apparently he needs to have some oral surgery to remove a growth on his tongue. It could impair his ability to speak properly and permanently derail his career. For now he is keeping the upcoming surgery quiet, so as to not jeopardize any further opportunities from coming his way while at the same time hoping it doesn't cost any lasting damage. source

4. This A list film actress has barely admitted to getting botox. Always presumed to be a natural beauty, it turns out that in addition to botox she has also got her breasts augmented and had lipo, all while under the guise of being in the hospital for completely different reasons. source

*Spin's guesses:  1) Bruce Willis  2)  Megan Fox?  Jessica Alba?  3) That Edward twat from twatlight?  4) Kate Winslet

SJP & Matthew Broderick to split?

I swore he was gay! Maybe that's the big news here. From A Socialite's Life:

I guess he took the mole with him. Star magazine is reporting that Matthew Broderick

has been engaging in some extramarital activities while wife Sarah Jessica Parker has been busy with her career.

And get this? It was with some chick! I coulda sworn it would be a dude. C'mon, he's into musical theater and he's married to Carrie Bradshaw so he can try on her shoes and mince when she's not around.

More details from the Star magazine story that claims that Matthew Broderick's extramarital dalliances simply grew too much for the Sex and the City star to continue going through the motions of marriage.

Sarah Jessica Parker is reportedly house-hunting for a home that will not include her hubby. Even though the couple have been "living separate lives," she only recently decided to take action.

If anybody cares....

Toothy Tile....I mean, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon may be engaged. From Janet Charlton:

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have a secret. Recently they were at a Lakers game seated next to Jeffrey Katzenberg. An eyewitness told us that at half time Reese was fiddling with an antique style diamond ring on her engagement finger. She showed it to Jeffrey and whispered something to him. Jeffrey looked around and advised her "You'd better take that ring off before people see it!" She and Jake chuckled and she slipped the ring off and put it in her pocket. The pair were very affectionate and touchy during the game. We think they got engaged for real over the holidays!

Quickies...

from omg!:

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are husband and wife.

The two tied the knot under magnolias filled with white roses Saturday at an ultra-private ceremony at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu, Calif., Usmagazine.com can confirm. Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am was among the guests. (Around 5:09 p.m., attendees were overheard saying that the two had wed; cheers were also heard outside the estate.)

"It's official! Fergie and Josh tied the knot tonight in Malibu," her manager tells Us. "The Black Eyed Peas were all there. The ceremony was incredible! And they're still partying!"

from Dailymail.uk:

Jailbird Blake Fielder-Civil has instructed a lawyer to begin divorce proceedings against Amy Winehouse after seeing pictures of the singer cavorting with another man in the Caribbean.

Celebrity lawyer Henri Brandman told MailOnline that Blake had instructed him to launch the action on the grounds of Amy's adultery. It is thought that Blake will go for half of Amy's £10 million fortune.

The move comes as loved-up Amy told a Sunday newspaper that she has finally kicked her drug habit. The star also admitted that she had 'forgotten I'm even married' to Blake, claiming 'our whole marriage was based on doing drugs'. 

and from ONTD:

Madonna is reportedly being targeted by Muslim fanatics.

The US singer - who follows the Jewish rooted faith Kabbalah - has added to her personal security team and warned ex-husband Guy Ritchie to increase protection for the children they raise, Lourdes 12, Rocco, eight and adopted David Banda, three.

A source told Britain's The People newspaper: "Madonna is well known for her Kabbalah faith and support for Israel, having visited the country several times.

"This seems to upset extreme Muslims who forget she respects people of all faiths whether Islamic, Christian or Buddhist. Like anyone else she would like to see a peaceful end to the problems in Gaza.

"But she is beside herself with worry, not just for her own safety, but for that of the children."

Extremists angry about the current situation in Gaza - where Israeli and Palestinian groups have been warring since the beginning of the year - have taken their attack on western values to a personal level, writing hate messages about Madonna on websites.

According to The People, Palestinian leader Abdel-Al wrote on site Islambase.com: "If I meet these w****s I will have the honour of to be the first one to cut the head off Madonna if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."

*and just for your amusement......KOREAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE:*

But can C of $ Save Them?

from msnbc.com:

Even while soaking up the sun in Puerto Rico, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony just couldn’t escape the ongoing rumors of relationship woes.

While reps for the couple insist everything’s “great,” People magazine reports that there may be a grain of truth behind the gossip.

“The marriage is experiencing frustrations because of the added stress of the twins (11-month-old Max and Emme),” a close source revealed. “But they will work things out. They love each other, and that will dictate what happens. I don’t think divorce is in the picture.”

*Don't forget, rumor is the split is coming right after St. Valentine's day!*

I'm Fuckin BORED!

There's nothing really interesting going on and I'm done with Jett's death.....but here: Jay and Silent Bob feel my boredom.  From Clerks II:

That's It?

We're supposed to believe this cuz they say so?  From TMZ:

Lindsay & Sam -- Kaput

Posted Jan 5th 2009 7:20PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ has it down solid -- Lindsay and Sam Ronson are officially history.

but there is this from popcrunch:

Lindsay Lohan has broken up with her lesbian lover of nine months, DJ Samantha Ronson, after a bitter argument between the women turned violent on New Year’s Day.

Lindsay, 22, who was spotted carrying a big bag out of the couple’s LA home over the weekend, has reportedly moved out of the home she shared with the popular celebrity spinner and gotten a place of her own.

Trouble in paradise began on New Year’s Eve, when Lindsay and Samantha hosted a bash together at club Mansion, where the two began arguing in public.

“Both their families were there, and Lindsay and Samantha just started going at it,” a source told the NY Post.

Lindsay screamed, “When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!”

“It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich and watching the whole thing,” a source told the paper. “Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out.”

The Post claims a war of words later turned to a physical altercation at a Miami hotel the two women were staying at.

“They were punching each other – it was bad,” another hotel patron told the paper. “And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary.”

Hotel security were dispersed to take photos of the girls’ reportedly trashed room.

“The screams and crashing from their room were heard all over the hotel,” a spywitness whispers.

“They spilled out into the hallway at 11am, kicking and punching each other. People were watching. They were going for it - it was scary. Lindsay seemed unstable. At one point she dropped to her knees and cried, ‘Why are you doing this to me?’ Sam just said, ‘I don’t know you.’”

“Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess…..They (the hotel) took pictures of their room for evidence - it was trashed with broken mirrors and debris everywhere,” the source added.

Just My Two Cents

from msnbc.com:

FREEPORT, Bahamas - An official with a Bahamian funeral home says Jett Travolta’s death certificate says he was killed by a “seizure.”

Glen Campbell is assistant director of the funeral home handling the remains of John Travolta’s 16-year-old son.

He tells The Associated Press that the body is in “great condition” and shows no sign of head trauma, despite police officials who said the teen may have hit his head on a bathtub.

Authorities performed an autopsy Monday but didn’t release the results. Campbell said the certificate was based on the autopsy findings, and gave no information on the cause of death beyond the word “seizure.”

Jett Travolta’s body is now at the Grand Bahama airport en route for burial in Ocala, Fla., where the actor owns a home.

*I think the kid had epilepsy.....my dealer's cousin had it and died of a grand mal seizure. I think that since strobe lights are known to trigger seizures, they kept him out of the spotlight to protect him from paparazzi camera flashes. Maybe they didn't want to put him through all that if it would trigger him. I don't know about autism but that's what i think.

I also think that what the Travoltas were doing was all to protect Jett and get him the help he needed.  That meant producing lies about his condition, not so much for the public, although it spilled over to there, but so the $cibots would support and help them.  John and Kelly must have known when they heard the diagnosis that there would be a hard fight since the C of $ doesn't recognise epilepsy as a real disease.  They must have known, when Jett was having grand mal seizures that this day might come, they just didn't think it would be so soon.

They must have found a doctor who was acceptable to the C of $ who would help them with the deception in order to get the care that Jett needed.  The lie was for them, not us.  They live in a world of lies bound together with their own personal deceptions.

So because I think they truely loved their son and did everything in their power for him, I'm giving the Travoltas a Spin Sycle get out of jail free pass.  I'm letting this one go.  May Jett rest in the arms of angels and may his parents find the solace and comfort that they need.  And I truly truly hope that those that they must lie to in order to preserve what memories they have of their son, burn in the deepest and most horrible depths of hell.*

Sad News....

John Travolta's 16 year old son died. Poor guy was born into a family where he didn't stand a chance. Hopefully he is at rest. From msnbc.com:

NASSAU, Bahamas - The teenage son of actor John Travolta died suddenly on Friday during a family vacation in the Bahamas, according to the family’s lawyer.

Jett Travolta, 16, suffered a seizure at his family’s vacation home at the Old Bahama Bay Hotel on Grand Bahama Island, attorney Michael Ossi said. According to Access Hollywood, Jett fell and hit his head on the bathtub in his hotel room.

Attempts were made to revive him, but he died at the scene, Ossi said.

and from gawker.com:

Travolta and his actress wife Kelly Preston had their lawyers bat down reports that Jett had been diagnosed with autism. Travolta vehemently denied that Jett suffered from the mysterious ailment, blaming his health problems on a disorder called Kawasaki Syndrome. A disorder that can, apparently, lead to heart disease.

What exactly is this Kawasaki Syndrome—the rare disorder that John Travolta had said his son had suffered from before dying today at the age of sixteen?

According to the Mayo Clinic's website, it's an uncommon disorder that affects children, "that causes inflammation in the walls of small- and medium-sized arteries throughout the body, including the coronary arteries." It comes with a variety of unpleasant symptoms, including diarrhea and lots of skin peeling. But in most cases children suffering from Kawasaki Syndrome make complete recoveries after receiving proper treatment. However, Jett Travolta—whose parents described him as a Kawasaki sufferer amid reports that the boy was actually autistic—has had medical problems for years.

*personally, when I hear seizure, I think epilepsy.....but I'm not a doctor. I call shenanigans, there's something else that went on here that isn't being released, but I don't know what*

and I just found this blind item from blind gossip:

Family Will Face Medical and Legal Scrutiny
Which celebrity family is soon going to come under serious attack from both law enforcement and the medical community? A death in their family may have been preventable had the family sought proper medical treatment for the victim. Instead, they publicly denied the deceased’s true condition, and privately refused treatment that could have prevented the tragic death. Two District Attornies are now consulting with medical experts and the Coroner to determine jurisdiction and to see if charges can be brought against those who refused treatment.

Update 1/3/08:

TMZ has learned what may have killed Jett Travolta, and it's not what police have suggested.

We've spoken with John Travolta's lawyer and close friend, Michael McDermott, and family attorney Michael Ossi, both of whom are with John in the Bahamas. They tell TMZ it appears Jett's fatal injury was the result of hitting his head on the bathtub, toilet seat, or both. And they say the intimation that Jett went undiscovered for hours is absolutely false.

Police have said the last time anyone saw Jett was when he went to the bathroom on January 1. His body was discovered by nanny Jeff Kathrein the next day at 10 AM. In fact, McDermott and Ossi say it appears Jett went back and forth to his room and the fatal injury occurred "very shortly" before Jett was found on the bathroom floor -- McDermott called it a "small window of time."

McDermott and Ossi tell us two nannies were present on the trip and Jeff was by his side 24/7. There was a baby monitor device by Jett's side and there was also a chimer in the bathroom when the door opened.

McDermott and Ossi say it is still unclear if Jett fell to the floor as a result of a seizure or if he had a seizure after falling or slipping. There was blood on the floor of the bathroom, but "not a tremendous amount." It appears the striking of Jett's head was the cause of death, though it won't be clear until the autopsy is performed Monday morning.

Jett's body will be embalmed Monday afternoon. There will be a local showing on Tuesday and later that day the body will be flown to Ocala, Fla. for burial.

McDermott says both John and Kelly are night owls. John often goes to sleep at around 5 AM. But McDermott says both nannies were at the hotel and Jeff always present.

McDermott tells us a hotel manager was first on scene with Jeff and the two of them administered CPR. John came in shortly thereafter and John took over for a "substantial period of time [and] was performing CPR and continued that until EMT came and took over."

*I still say BS.....It just doesn't sound right.  Obvs Jeff wasn't always present all the time or this would'nt have happened.  This part really bothers me: Police have said the last time anyone saw Jett was when he went to the bathroom on January 1. His body was discovered by nanny Jeff Kathrein the next day at 10 AM.

Plus, Mcdermott and Ossi are lawyers, not doctors.  I don't believe lawyers where medical affairs are concerned.  The timeline is critical here and I am anxious for the full report.*

Good bye 2008

you were a crappy crappy year. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. Hello 2009! Please to be better! Be sure to check out the planet alignment just after sunset on the last day of this crap year. Hopefully it's a sign that all things will be better this next round!

Tom & Katie to compete with the Duggars?

Gross. He does realize that you have to have sex right? Or at least get a new turkey baster cuz I'm sure the old one broke or dissolved from its unholy purpose. Or maybe Will Smith wanted to borrow it for a little personal fulfillment. From digital spy:

Tom Cruise has revealed that he wants to have ten children.

The actor has adopted children Isabella, 16, and Conor, 13, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman and daughter Suri with Katie Holmes, but said he wants to further extend his family.

"I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two-and-a-half-year-old. It's a great dynamic," he told The Sun.

Speaking about his youngest daughter, Cruise added: "She's so charming, she's so beautiful, she's just great."

*It's all so AMAZAZING*

Blind Items: End of the Year edition

I think a lot of these we already knew. Anyway, from a compilation on ONTD:

Jonathan Jaxon's blog: Which top male music mogul once slept with his former male assistant?

Answer: P-Diddy

Ted Casablanca: Mooney Tuna can't put on a condom right.

Answer: Mooney Tuna = Seth MacFarlane

Lainey: Actress extremely thin before pregnancy, couldn't lose last 10 pounds even with help of celebrity IV diet; got lap band installed in stomach. Husband wants to conceive again, but she is too scared to remove device because she wants to stay thin. Her body over baby choice is now threatening her marriage.

Answer: Debra Messing

Lainey: Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. Ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.

Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable. The reason? It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg.

Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker

Lainey: Mother bans bottles or any type of baby accessories/furniture in home because nannies completely take care of the child.

Answer: Nicole Kidman

Lainey: These celebs hire workers for their house but don't pay the bills.

Answer: The Osbournes

Crazy Days and Nights: When Halo3 was released the other night, this world famous athlete was waiting in line just like everyone else. At midnight he bought copies of the game for himself, for his kids and for the twenty other people who had been standing in line with him.

Answer: David Beckham

Eartha Kitt, you shall be missed.

There will never be another like you.

Happy Holidaze!

Season's greetings, Merry Christmas and here's to 2009 being a better year!



I had a great Xmas eve, we had our annual party and I loved having friends over to have a fun time. And here's to my fab readers, who are the best! I hope you've had a great holiday and that next year is full of great gossip!!

Goodness save us....

from popcrunch:

Jessica Simpson is “actively trying” to have a baby.

The singer-and-actress is reportedly desperate to start a family with her quarterback-starring boyfriend Tony Romo after younger sister Ashlee gave birth to her first child, son Bronx Mowgli, in November.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if Jessica makes an announcement that she’s pregnant very, very soon,” a source said.



*I'm telling ya, it's the only way she can stay relevant in the public eye now and even then nobody cares.....how long til she's singing in Vegas...oh wait, she already did the state fair circuit....how long til she's shillin condos?*

Blind Item!

This could also go under 'Well, DUH'

(also from gawker & gatecrasher)

Which talking-head gossip is sleeping with the married boss of her cable net to win more airtime? Her beau apparently found out, moved out and now they're both blabbing the tale all over the place. She is also said to be sleeping with a television actor from a popular-ish spin-off series. Hint: It's not Liz Smith.

*Chelsea Handler and this is old....it's how she got her first show on comedy central*

Well, DUH

posting on the fly, trying to not get busted at work! And I guess a work visa wasn't good enough. from gawker.com:

New Williamsburg It girl, the Nylon-'working' 19-year-old Brit tabloid smash (and washed-up rockstar daughter!) that is Peaches Geldof, has so pulled the second-oldest trick in the book:

Marrying a dude to get a green card! (The first-oldest trick is getting pregnant so he'll marry you.) Sure, it was cute when the teen impulsively wedded Max Drummey in Vegas last August, but one might think—what other problems do people with impulse-control issues have? Besides coke?

Anyway, an ill-thought-out apartment photoshoot (see: Impulse control, problems with) featuring her narrow-looking pad and her two roommates—her Harvard-educated rocker husband not one of them—was quickly pulled. Probably because her management was all, "WTF were you thinking? Call us first next time!"

And now the Brit tabloids are reporting she'll spend the holidays in Britain with her washed-up rocker dad instead of her new family unit. "It's only for four days," she told The Sun. Funny how quickly four days apart can become years.

In case you didn't know....

and you are an IE user....from G4tv.com:

We know that a bulk of computer users out there use Microsoft's Internet Explorer. So it's a real drag that there may be a serious security glitch in the browser.

The public is being urged to use other browsers while this flaw is being investigated and Microsoft preps an emergency patch to unravel this mess.

Everyone is at risk. This problem is quite serious as it could allow criminals to tap into your computer and steal your password -- and you know what that could lead to.

Although Microsoft has detected outbreaks against IE 7.0, others were present in all versions of the browser.

"In this case, hackers found the hole before Microsoft did," said Rick Ferguson, senior security advisor at Trend Micro. "This is never a good thing."

So far what this flaw has managed to steal are game passwords, but it's obvious what the criminals' intentions are.

While experts are encouraging and recommending users to find alternate browsers to abate security risks, Microsoft on the other hand, urge users to stay put.

"I cannot recommend people switch due to this one flaw," said John Curran, head of Microsoft UK's Windows group.

PC Pro magazine's security editor, Darien Graham-Smith, disagrees, "It's a shame Microsoft have not been able to fix this more quickly, but letting people know about this flaw was the right thing to do. If you keep flaws like this quiet, people are put at risk without knowing it."

*At your job they've probably already sent you a patch but for private users, go to microsoft.com to download it.*

Sloppy Seconds....

And this just makes me vom. Swapping germs is just gross. From digital spy:

Britney Spears is said to be dating Paris Hilton's former boyfriend Benji Madden.

Good Charlotte guitarist Madden, who split from Hilton last month, was introduced to Spears by her manager Larry Rudolph.

"Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up," a source told In Touch Weekly.

"They've been on a few dates. She appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her."

Rudolph reportedly decided to set Spears up with Madden after drawing up a shortlist of potential boyfriends which included Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps and Gossip Girl actor Chace Crawford.

Madonna's Boytoy

See, Madge thinks she can stay youthful by bathing in virgin's blood and sucking the life out of those younger than her. Her latest victim:


According to Page Six, Madonna met the model Jesus Luz on a photo shoot for W Magazine in Rio de Janeiro, then asked him to join her on tour in Sao Paolo. A source revealed to Page Six: "Everyone knows they're ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards."

2008

This year sucked, especially on a personal level. For me, I had a job, had health insurance, had major surgery, lost the job, lost health insurance. This year took a lot of people. Everyone is broke because the economy broke. I'm not making any 'best of' lists or remembrance frankly because I'd just as soon forget this crappy year. However, I do want to offer this Stevie Wonder video of "I wish" because this song kicks ass. I hope you enjoy and that next year is far better than this one. Peace!

I Think I'm Horrified...

But I'm not sure....from ONTD:

It’s no secret that Keanu Reeves loves anime – a main influence on the “Matrix” series. It’s also common knowledge that the actor holds a place in his heart for sci-fi, as evidenced by films like “A Scanner Darkly,” “Johnny Mnemonic” and the currently-tops-in-theaters “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” It’s no surprise, then, that Reeves’ latest passion project revolves around his desire to make a live-action “Cowboy Bebop.”

“Oh yeah, cool,” he said when I asked him about the flick recently. “We’re trying to do that.”

As fans of the Japanese classic TV series know, “Bebop” follows a crew of bounty hunters traveling around the universe in the year 2071. Reeves hopes to play Spike Spiegel, one of these futuristic cowboys forced to pick up the slack after a population crash and hyperspace gateways have left law-enforcement unable to capture many of the galaxy’s most ruthless criminals.

“It’s got a Western quality, a Western film noir aspect to it,” Reeves said of why he’s such a big fan of Shinichiro Watanabe and Keiko Nobumoto’s groundbreaking series. “It’s got so much style to it, and that’s part of its appeal. That kind of Old West, bordertown, low-tech science fiction aspect.”

Take a look at this clip and you’ll get an idea of why Reeves is not only a perfect-looking fit for Spiegel, but also why he thinks the most important person on the set will be the one trying to translate the series’ unique look. “I think that would be a production designer’s dream,” Reeves said of the flick. “I think you just need a good production designer.”

The flick is currently being put together by Erwin Stoff, a producer who has spent the last two decades working almost exclusively on Reeves projects, and recently set the film up at 20th Century Fox. “We’ve got the rights, we’ve got a writer,” Keanu explained. “He’s putting together a scene outline.”

Reeves revealed that this outline for the flick is currently focusing on the origins of the fictional “Bebop” drug developed by the military, which provides its users with a brief surge of superhuman reflexes and awareness. “We’re taking the Red Eye [story], the beginning part of the series,” he explained, “and then we’ll deal with the end of the series. We’re trying to figure out [the time frame]. We’re looking at the story right now.”

Blind Item!

from CDAN:

I guess she is a C list actress now but with A list name recognition. Anyway, she had her "people" lie to news outlets about her recent trip to rehab. Instead, her "people" gave an exclusive about her rehab visit so she could get a cover story when she gets out of rehab in the hopes of jump starting her career.

who could that be? Hmmmm!

Santa Baby, Eartha Kitt

She does it best! Perfect for the holidays! Enjoy

Oh for Heathus Christs's Sake

From digital spy:

Late actor Heath Ledger's nomination for a Golden Globe Award has reportedly sparked a family feud.

The star's father Kim Ledger and ex-girlfriend Michelle Williams are warring over who should accept the honour on his behalf should he win, according to the New York Daily News.

Ledger, who died in January, has been nominated posthumously for his role as the Joker in The Dark Knight.

Kim, who accepted an Australian Film Insitute award on his son's behalf last week, wants to do the honours again at the Globes. However, bosses at Dark Knight studio Warner Bros would apparently prefer Williams to accept on behalf of her and Ledger's three-year-old daughter Matilda.

"Why would Michelle be involved? She had nothing to do with the movie," a family friend is quoted as saying. "They weren't even together when he passed away. Would you have your ex-wife accept your award?

"[Director] Chris Nolan or [star] Christian Bale would make more sense. Michelle makes no sense. It's like those rumours that she would go to the premiere of The Dark Knight. That was never in the realm of possibility."

Ledger and Williams split in September last year.

Miley Cyrus in Houston

It seems the Mighty Virus was in Houston, TX, last night, performing at a private party at a local law firm. It was all over the local radio stations this morning. No infections from the Virus have been reported. From Hair Balls in the Houston Press:

OMG!! Guess who’s going to be at Houston lawyer Mark Lanier’s Christmas party this year – Miley Cyrus! When we heard that, we were like, 2G2BT!! Lanier’s parties, which include thousands of guests and which take place on his 25-acre ranch northwest of Houston are always a spectacle, but previous years’ entertainers smacked more of state-fair-purgatory than stadium-sellouts.

*Well, it was last night and if any of my fab readers happened to be there and wants to dish, EMAIL ME!*

Won't Work, Brit....

This stunt will get you thrown into a hospital faster than you can get 'Womanizer' covered by Lily Allen (which sorta sux, imo). from ONTD:



Britney Spears has come up with an creative way of getting her father removed as conservator of her estate.

Fed up with being told what to do by Papa Jamie Spears, the pop star has reportedly gone on meal-per-day protest diet, eating only a small lunch daily in a bizarre effort to regain control of her affairs, Britain’s Daily Mail reports.

“Britney thinks that if she doesn’t eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice, then she thinks she will get to make her own decisions once again,” says a source, who adds, “She reckons she is better now so fails to see why her dad is still meddling in her life.”

“So she has decided that she will protest by not eating.”

“She has been told to eat but is refusing so is starting to look very skinny indeed. But then that is what she is hoping to achieve.”

*Might work better if she did this:*

I would have loved to have seen this.....

From ONTD:

Last night’s star studded charity auction event, benefiting the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital, was nothing short of a miracle on Sunset Blvd. “Make the Difference Network” sponsored the event with all proceeds going to the Children’s hospital.

Justin Timberlake and comedian Kevin James auctioned off items such as: A set of golf clubs autographed by Justin Timberlake, an adventure with a Navy Seal complete with skydiving and shooting guns, and a variety of limited edition sports memorabilia.

The sky was the limit as the auction wasn’t just open to attendees, but also to the world. By innovation of the internet, big screen TVs throughout the venue also allowed the popular auction site “eBay” and it’s millions of members to join in on the bidding.

Hollywood’s elite seemed to have no quam ponying up by responding generously to the call “open your wallets!” That is, up until the last auction item… A date with Jessica Biel.

NOT just ANY date with Jessica Biel, but a all inclusive Hollywood extravaganza complete with dinner, a stroll down the red carpet with Jessica for her upcoming movie premiere and a nightcap with Jessica after the movie’s premiere.

Cue the crickets!…

The bidding suddenly came to a screeching halt. It seemed there was nothing Justin and Kevin could do to motivate the crowd (and the world). Like an offspring of the Grinch and Scrooge, wallets closed quicker than a Venus Fly Trap on a ham sandwich.

Justin’s attempts were futile as he tried to over compensate for the dramatic change in tone of the auction. Justin panicked, “Come on people, this is the one time I’ll let you go out with my girlfriend.” Currently, the bid was at a mere fraction of Benjamins that had been raked in for a pair of skis. With the unknown eBay bidder upping the non-internet bidders 1-0, Justin tried to motivate the crowd by cracking little jokes and busting out some dance moves, but NO ONE in the crowd reacted to the bid.

If that wasn’t cold enough, Jessica was standing there frozen in embarrassment; and there was nothing Justin could do to save her. Justin then pleaded, “Come on don’t let a strange stalker on the internet take my girlfriend on a date!” Before Justin could save face by bidding HIMSELF, a hefty winning bid rang out from a ghost of Christmas past.

Jessica had been saved! But by who? In what seemed to be a paranormal occasion, it was revealed (to Justin’s chagrin) the winning bidder was in fact Jessica’s former high school “friend” who just “happened” to be in attendance.

Justin got his wish, or did he? He may have put the kibosh on the internet geeks and stalkers, but uh-oh, this bid winner was just the opposite: tall, dark, beyond handsome and on a mission. At this point folks, you could cut the tension with a KNIFE. Not only did Justin miss his chance to “do the right thing”, but SOMEHOW allowed his girlfriend to be sold as an indecent proposal.

Blindsided and somewhat befuddled, Justin tried to play the whole thing off as if it were a “Comedy”, but no one was laughing. This was NO Comedy, it was a Romance novel of epic proportion.

So...Nobody Cares

about Asslee and douchbag's baby with the fucked up name.....so they are going to pull the 'we weren't going to sell the pics anyway, what are you talking about?' thing. Douchebags. from msn.com:

Are even ridiculously named celebrity offspring feeling the effects of the tanking economy? The New York Post claims Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz haven't exactly touched off a bidding war for the first snaps of 3-week-old son Bronx Mowgli.

"Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them," a source snipes to the paper. "Covers of them tend not to sell well." Wentz, however, adamantly denies the report, saying they've made a decision to keep Bronx under wraps for now.

"Truth is, like every celeb couple, we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby," Wentz wrote Thursday on his Web site. "We just don't want to go down that road with him."

But the Fall Out Boy bassist makes it clear that he's not dissing the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who have negotiated big money deals for their tot shots. "We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way," Pete explains.

"However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx's baby pictures right now." The new dad says he and Ashlee "understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we'll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiosity becomes unsafe or simply because we're proud parents who want to show him off!"

Adds a proud Wentz, "Trust me, he's cute. He looks like his mommy."

*Whatever.*