Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 25 2014

Hey, My Syclres!  A lot has happened!

Harold Ramis has died at the age of 69.  If you do not know who this is, you are truly missing some comedy genius.  I recommend Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day to get caught up.

Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Is One Direction going in Multiple directions?

Dear Piers Morgan; don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Robin Thicke and the lady he's been with for a very long time, Paula Patton, have split.  I don't think Miley has anything to do with it, this has been whispered for a long time now.

Alec Baldwin quits.

I don't know what Britney Spears is going through, but that hair does not look good.

Charlie Sheen is in denial about being engaged to a porn star.



My feet are swelled up and I'm going to lie down for a bit.

Spin Sycle for St. Valentine's Day

Happy love day, Syclers!!  Here's my valentine to you:
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Tiger Woods has a type

Eve says Britney Spears didn't sing on "Scream & Shout".  Do you believe her?

If you haven't heard, Lady Gaga needs hip surgery and has cancelled the rest of the Born This Way Ball

Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones) is joining the new XMen film

Are you surprised that Ke$ha drinks her own urine?

Beyonce really wants you to think she was pregnant
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Enjoy your Valentine's Day!  Do something special for that Sycler in your life!!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 9 2012

Ready or not, it's the New Year, Syclers!

David Bowie is GOD and God is back.

Rumor is Chris and Rihanna moved in together......but then there's this

Kim Kardashian is pregnant (supposedly) with Kanye West's baby.  They are moving in together.  She is still married to Kris.  This is her ultimate mess and she loves it. Also, they turned down an offer for a $3 mill payday for the baby.  For more $$.  That's so Kimye!

Is Britney Spears going to be breaking up with Jason soon?

This has been stuck in my head

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013



Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 12 2012

How you doing, Syclers??  Looking forward to the weekend?

Why is Ben Affleck still emailing Jennifer Lopez?

Lohan trainwreck is a trainwreck.

Nelly, don't bring that sh*t to Texas

Uma Thurman doing porn?

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina is engaged.  wtf.

Blind item reveal!!

SOLVED!

BuzzFoto – These two exes who recently started talking again secretly after about 6-7 years of silence, are still playing emotional games with one another.

They both have others in their lives, and their successes mirror one another’s, but because the male was hurt by the breakup, he purposely waits weeks in between responding back to her emails and phone calls. Our source says he is either scared or trying to see how much power he has over her. We think it’s just a little silly and immature.

We’re not sure what the recent contact is all about for the two, but we hope it means teaming up professionally again. The two could be unstoppable!

No one from the Jennifer Aniston situation.

SOLVED!

It’s Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake! Source: BuzzFoto

Awww! Weren’t they the cutest couple ever? A lot has transpired since this photo was taken: Marriages, divorces, children, concert tours, albums, films, dicks in boxes, breakdowns, and comebacks.

Both are now engaged to other people. Britney is engaged to her former agent, Jason Trawick. Justin is engaged to actress Jessica Biel

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 24 2012

What you doing, Syclers?  Getting into trouble, I hope

you need to be aware of The Who and Eminence Front


Chris Brown in trouble yet again?

CM Punk want to wrestle Chris Brown

Jay Z not pleased with Rihanna

DMX wants you to know that he does not like Drake

So Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be squabbling about marriage details

Zac Efron goofed on the red carpet

Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor?  Unscripted?

Pregnancy check ins for Hillary Duff and Jessica Simpson

Kristen Stewart looks good for once

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, January 24 2012

Hey Syclers!  I didn't make any New Year's resolutions because I have no intention of stopping eating potato chips.  It would all be a damm lie, so why waste my time?  Anyhow, Happy Chinese New Year!!



We're gettin fingered by the sun, ya'll!

Whitney Houston is broke

Puppy Bowl lineup has been released!

Britney Spears' conservatorship to end when her new marriage begins

Khloe Kardashian's biological father is her mom's hairdresser?


Solved Blind Item and frankly this is what you get with the $citard school of parenting:
BlindGossip – Which celebrity couple has relinquished control of the family to their offspring? This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own  decisions about schools, food, clothing, travel, and activities.  Before you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ films and paying off their credit cards. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will result in more self-assured adult/s. However, right now it’s just the tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved.

SOLVED!

It’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and Jaden Smith and Willow Smith! Source: BG

Unimportant: Math, school, bedtime, stability

Important: Acting, singing, fame, hair-whipping

This is an old blind item and may not be the most shocking blind item reveal ever, but we thought the timing was right to solve it.

That’s because while this family is all pretty on the outside, they’ve been a mess on the inside for a couple of years now, and it’s getting tougher for them to keep it all a secret. Don’t expect to see anything from them in public except an intact, united front and lots of smiles. But do expect to see a few more Solved items on them this year.

Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:

[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 1 2011

Happy December, Syclers!

Kris Humphries fires back by filing for annulment, claiming fraud

Former Colorado Sheriff arrested in meth for sex trade.  So typical.

Since Kourtney Kardashian has nothing better going with her life, she may as well have another baby.

Is Beyonce full of crap?  First she's supposed to give birth in February, now it's said she's due in December.



DELIBERATE PHOTO OP ALERT:


Is Britney getting engaged again?

Is Jennifer Aniston getting married again?  Maybe a beach theme?

It's the holiday season so expect a bunch more crap to be working it's way out Syclers!

Spin Sycle for Thursday September 15 2011

Hey Syclers!  Thanks for stopping by!  What's up?

The 14th would have been Amy Winehouse's 28th birthday.  Here's Amy's duet with Tony Bennett:



and a treat:

[BlindGossip] There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man’s dream girl. She sure is… if your dream girl would never sleep with you. You see, she is a lesbian. A very pretty lesbian, but a lesbian nonetheless. Always has been. He was her beard. Even though they are still friendly (cordial would probably be more accurate ) he still agrees to be seen with her occasionally to keep tongues wagging. It’s over, and he has moved on to another hot actress… who really does sleep with him.


as a coincidence, I found this story:

Britney Spear's boyfriend Jason Trawick was spotted browsing jewelry with high-end retailer Pascal Mouaward Monday. Could he be looking for an engagement ring for Britney?

Despite reportedly spending hours with the jewelers, a representative for Britney told People that "There is no truth to that report with regards to engagement rings. However, Jason was there to discuss other matters with Pascal, but nothing relating to him personally.

Hmmmm....

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

How you doing, Syclers?

YAWN  Jessica Simpson might be pregnant.

Lamar Odom:  Go see your grandmother

Desperate Housewives to end....finally



Britney Spears is not going to age well.

Dear Kelly Osbourne:  it's time to STFU and sit down.

Did Queen Latifah finally come out?

Michael C. Hall loves his furbabies

ZOMG Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez split up?  Well, it was gonna happen

Your Weekend Spin Sycle!!

OMG Syclers!!  Here's what's going on!!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to divorce!  She's going back on the market, run for your life!!

Image via WikipediaMila Kunis, being the cool chick that she is, is in fact going to the Marine Corps ball. 

Is Pari$ Hilton pregnant? or is it a food baby?  she sure leaves it up for serious speculation.

Britney Spears sinks to a new low with Pauly D joining her tour

Here's a compilation of the "Brad and Angie are getting married" rumors

Happy Monday Syclers!

Are you doing well?  Here's Weird Al making fun of Lady Gaga, which is quite funny.  Don't get your panties in a bunch, he used to make fun of Micheal Jackson and Madonna too, who both found him hilarious:



Lights
Britney Spears kicks off her Femme Fatale tour


Herpes carrying A list celeb has settled for a little over $5 million....still no idea who it is

All you have to do, Gwyneth, is get rid of the Wii.  Get it out of the house.

Darks
Jackass star Ryan Dunn, who you probably remember for shoving a toy car up his rectum, has died

Seems Frank Sinatra had a dick side.  Who knew?

Goldie Hawn trashed as a bad mother by ex

Needs Bleach
Katie Holmes is just too thin

Nick Lachey wants to have babies with Vanessa.  U mad, Jessica?

See celebs' before and after plastic surgery pics

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

What's up Syclers!!!

Darks
Your struggles with life are over. Rest peacefully, Jeff Conway

ARod wants Cameron Diaz to get a boob job....probably so he can ditch her afterwards and laugh his ass off

Lights
Our angelic savior Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is 5 years old today

"Marriage is impersonal"  according to Eva Mendes.  Well it can be if you're whoring around.

Britney Spears wants to get married again and have more babies.....Daddy disagrees

Needs Bleach
Attention whoring from Kim K who does it best.  Her brother has his doubts about any wedding happening

and the party's over in the Netherlands Syclers, from Yahoo! news:

– Fri May 27, 3:32 pm ET

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – The Dutch government on Friday said it would start banning tourists from buying cannabis from "coffee shops" and impose restrictions on Dutch customers by the end of the year.

The Netherlands is well known for having one of Europe's most liberal soft drug policies that has made its cannabis shops a popular tourist attraction, particularly in Amsterdam.

Backed by the far-right party of anti-immigrant politician Geert Wilders, the coalition government that came into power last year announced plans to curb drug tourism as part of a nationwide program to promote health and fight crime.

"In order to tackle the nuisance and criminality associated with coffee shops and drug trafficking, the open-door policy of coffee shops will end," the Dutch health and justice ministers wrote in a letter to the country's parliament on Friday.

Under the new rules, only Dutch residents will be able to sign up as members of cannabis shops.

Dutch customers will have to sign up for at least a year's membership and each shop would be expected to have only up to 1,500 members, a justice ministry spokesman said.

The policy will roll out in the southern provinces of Limburg, Noord Brabant and Zeeland by the end of the year and the rest of the country next year, the spokesman said.

Amsterdam, home to about 220 coffee shops, is already in the process of closing some in its red light district. Some officials have resisted the measures, saying they will push the soft drug trade underground.

Some Dutch border towns including Maastricht and Terneuzen have already restricted the sale of marijuana to foreigners.

The Spin Sycle for Thursday May 26 2011

Are you beating the heat Syclers?  Let's see what's up:

Lights
Kim Kardashian found somebody stupid enough to get in on her attention whoring stunts.  Now comes with cheap ring attachment.  Is Pari$ite jealous?

Jenny McCarthy is still a dumb blonde

Darks
Madonna isn't looking her best and doesn't need you taking her picture, thankyouverymuch

The reclusive Ms. Huguette Clark has passed at 104.  Her story to me, is quite sad.

Needs Bleach
Birtney pulls a stunt like she did with Madonna and people still get pissed.  Lighten up, it's just publicity

Courtney Love is still batshit crazy

Delicates
Crazy Days and Nights writes: "So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out."

Read more at ONTD:http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/59627037.html#comments#ixzz1NPaKYu4M


best guess:  Matthew was born in England and is married to Claudia Schiffer, with whom he has 3 children. His best friend is Guy Ritchie, who was married to Madonna. The creepy guy his wife dated is David Copperfield

Thursday Edition of Spin Sycle

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Cameron Diaz says marriage is dead.  ok then.

Really Mariah?  Really?  Those are the names you chose?

Spencer Pratt got his ass beat and I bet you wish you had done it


Darks
Andy Dick just can't stop dickking around

Oksana dropped her case against Mel Gibson.....maybe she ran out of $

If you didn't know, here's Britney's day to day life since the conservatorship


Needs Bleach
The White House won't release Bin Laden's death pics....BOOOOO....expect to see them pop up on Wikileaks or Rotten.  But you can see three dead guys from his compound here


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Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Mariah Carey popped, babies flew out, Nick Cannon played catcher

Prince Willam now has a Princess.  Official wedding photos here

Charlie Sheen wants you to know that he's never done heroin

Britney Spears' Femme Fatale went platinum


Darks
Tila Teqila is banging Nick Hogan.  Please be sure to vomit wither in the bathroom or nearest trash can.

Tallulah Willis just isn't bright

Needs Bleach
Quentin Tarantino is making a new film as a western


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Kind of Drepressing

Considering Britney Spears used to be a world class dancer then lost her confidence.  Here's a comparison of what I mean, starting with the original version of Dance Til The World Ends where she pretty much just bounces up and down:




There's not much to this, nothing complicated, they even have Britney pretty well covered up.  Let's compare this to Slave 4 U which was much hotter:



and maybe one of her best videos, Stronger:



and of course Oops I did It Again:



Basically, her choices have been really bad.  She should not have gotten married and had children when she did.  She really should have waited til about now, when the timing would have been much better for her career.  I don't know that she'll ever make it back to the top where she was, there are too many contenders now.  Sorry Britney, you fucked up.

I'll leave you with Overprotected:



and Toxc:



You can see what's happening, the same formula and ideas are being rehashed from her earlier work in the hopes of regaining Britney's glory and top spot in the world of pop.  Is it too late?

For your Tuesday Lulz!

Darks
Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

Lights
Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?

The Spin Sycle for April 8 2011

Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers!  That is the furthest thing from the truth!  I have been really tired.  Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering:  As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older.  To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.

Lights
Mariska Hargitay becomes a mommy

Tina Fey to become a mommy again

Charle Sheen wants to give his torpedo of truth to Mila Kunis

Eva Longoria bit by the baby bug

Darks
The Judds are all about really bad memories now

Kate Gosselin surprised by lawsuit

Britney Spears has no control over her life?  Is this news?

Needs Bleach
Your dream has come true, there is such a thing as 3D porn

Now a word from Hipster Kitty:


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