Won't Work, Brit....

This stunt will get you thrown into a hospital faster than you can get 'Womanizer' covered by Lily Allen (which sorta sux, imo). from ONTD:



Britney Spears has come up with an creative way of getting her father removed as conservator of her estate.

Fed up with being told what to do by Papa Jamie Spears, the pop star has reportedly gone on meal-per-day protest diet, eating only a small lunch daily in a bizarre effort to regain control of her affairs, Britain’s Daily Mail reports.

“Britney thinks that if she doesn’t eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice, then she thinks she will get to make her own decisions once again,” says a source, who adds, “She reckons she is better now so fails to see why her dad is still meddling in her life.”

“So she has decided that she will protest by not eating.”

“She has been told to eat but is refusing so is starting to look very skinny indeed. But then that is what she is hoping to achieve.”

*Might work better if she did this:*

I would have loved to have seen this.....

From ONTD:

Last night’s star studded charity auction event, benefiting the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital, was nothing short of a miracle on Sunset Blvd. “Make the Difference Network” sponsored the event with all proceeds going to the Children’s hospital.

Justin Timberlake and comedian Kevin James auctioned off items such as: A set of golf clubs autographed by Justin Timberlake, an adventure with a Navy Seal complete with skydiving and shooting guns, and a variety of limited edition sports memorabilia.

The sky was the limit as the auction wasn’t just open to attendees, but also to the world. By innovation of the internet, big screen TVs throughout the venue also allowed the popular auction site “eBay” and it’s millions of members to join in on the bidding.

Hollywood’s elite seemed to have no quam ponying up by responding generously to the call “open your wallets!” That is, up until the last auction item… A date with Jessica Biel.

NOT just ANY date with Jessica Biel, but a all inclusive Hollywood extravaganza complete with dinner, a stroll down the red carpet with Jessica for her upcoming movie premiere and a nightcap with Jessica after the movie’s premiere.

Cue the crickets!…

The bidding suddenly came to a screeching halt. It seemed there was nothing Justin and Kevin could do to motivate the crowd (and the world). Like an offspring of the Grinch and Scrooge, wallets closed quicker than a Venus Fly Trap on a ham sandwich.

Justin’s attempts were futile as he tried to over compensate for the dramatic change in tone of the auction. Justin panicked, “Come on people, this is the one time I’ll let you go out with my girlfriend.” Currently, the bid was at a mere fraction of Benjamins that had been raked in for a pair of skis. With the unknown eBay bidder upping the non-internet bidders 1-0, Justin tried to motivate the crowd by cracking little jokes and busting out some dance moves, but NO ONE in the crowd reacted to the bid.

If that wasn’t cold enough, Jessica was standing there frozen in embarrassment; and there was nothing Justin could do to save her. Justin then pleaded, “Come on don’t let a strange stalker on the internet take my girlfriend on a date!” Before Justin could save face by bidding HIMSELF, a hefty winning bid rang out from a ghost of Christmas past.

Jessica had been saved! But by who? In what seemed to be a paranormal occasion, it was revealed (to Justin’s chagrin) the winning bidder was in fact Jessica’s former high school “friend” who just “happened” to be in attendance.

Justin got his wish, or did he? He may have put the kibosh on the internet geeks and stalkers, but uh-oh, this bid winner was just the opposite: tall, dark, beyond handsome and on a mission. At this point folks, you could cut the tension with a KNIFE. Not only did Justin miss his chance to “do the right thing”, but SOMEHOW allowed his girlfriend to be sold as an indecent proposal.

Blindsided and somewhat befuddled, Justin tried to play the whole thing off as if it were a “Comedy”, but no one was laughing. This was NO Comedy, it was a Romance novel of epic proportion.

So...Nobody Cares

about Asslee and douchbag's baby with the fucked up name.....so they are going to pull the 'we weren't going to sell the pics anyway, what are you talking about?' thing. Douchebags. from msn.com:

Are even ridiculously named celebrity offspring feeling the effects of the tanking economy? The New York Post claims Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz haven't exactly touched off a bidding war for the first snaps of 3-week-old son Bronx Mowgli.

"Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them," a source snipes to the paper. "Covers of them tend not to sell well." Wentz, however, adamantly denies the report, saying they've made a decision to keep Bronx under wraps for now.

"Truth is, like every celeb couple, we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby," Wentz wrote Thursday on his Web site. "We just don't want to go down that road with him."

But the Fall Out Boy bassist makes it clear that he's not dissing the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who have negotiated big money deals for their tot shots. "We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way," Pete explains.

"However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx's baby pictures right now." The new dad says he and Ashlee "understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we'll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiosity becomes unsafe or simply because we're proud parents who want to show him off!"

Adds a proud Wentz, "Trust me, he's cute. He looks like his mommy."

*Whatever.*

A Legend Passes.....

from msn.com:

1950s pinup model Bettie Page dies in LA at 85
Dec. 12, 2008, 2:24 AM EST

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Bettie Page, the 1950s secretary-turned-model whose controversial photographs in skimpy attire or none at all helped set the stage for the 1960s sexual revolution, died Thursday. She was 85.

Page was placed on life support last week after suffering a heart attack in Los Angeles and never regained consciousness, said her agent, Mark Roesler. He said he and Page's family agreed to remove life support. Before the heart attack, Page had been hospitalized for three weeks with pneumonia.

"She captured the imagination of a generation of men and women with her free spirit and unabashed sensuality," Roesler said. "She is the embodiment of beauty."







Bettie is what's ideal, not bones, not piggy but perfect.

Snow Update!

The earlier ones involved freezing rain and ice....This is when it actually snowed.





Happy Holidays! ^_^

Big News of the Day is....

SNOW IN HOUSTON! Got it this afternoon and the last time it snowed here was like, five years ago but I was out of town at the time. This round, I got pics! Now you have to understand that when it gets to about 50 degrees here, people freak out like they might freeze to death, so you can imagine the insanity when it snows. It's like this:



You would think that hell froze over. Well maybe for here, it did. Anyhow, here are a couple of pics from my backyard. It is freezing rain covered in snow.



That's my gas grill, just to give you an idea of the frostiness. And those white blips? That's snow. Here, you can see it on the deck too:



I'm staying in because it's idiots on ice out on the roads right now and I want nothing to do with them. People here drive badly enough, the snow just makes the moron parade into Russian Roullete. So I'm cuddling up to a hot bowl of soup in my favorite sweats. Cheers!

Blind Items!

This celebrity wants everyone to know everything about how perfect her life is, and how you can be just like her. We know she is currently lying about two things. The first lie she tells is about food. She says that she grocery shops and spends time in the kitchen cooking every meal for herself and her family. So not true. A quote from a recent member of her household staff : “She wouldn’t know where anything was kept in the kitchen unless it fell off the shelf and hit her in the head.” The second lie she tells is about her marriage. It’s not happy. It’s over. Expect them to remain a pretend couple while the attorneys hammer out a divorce agreement. The offical split will happen early next year. (Female First)

Spin's guess: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

"A breakup with another celebrity in the past hasn’t turned off this actress to the possibility of marriage. Everyone thinks she is eager for her current beau to propose. Not true. While they make a photogenic couple and she does love him, she is holding back for two reasons. The first is that she is still cautious about marrying the current guy following a rocky period in their relationship. The second reason is that her ex and his current relationship are having problems, and she is hoping that they break up sooner rather than later, so she can swoop in and reclaim him." [BlindGossip]

Spin's Guess: Jennifer Aniston

Is this Pop Diva really pregnant, or is this just another publicity stunt for her stalled career? P.S.---if she really is pregnant, this won’t be her first child. Hmmmmmmm! (underground buzz)

Spin's guess: Janet Jackson

Craziest. Thing. Ever?

You tell me! What do you think? On the one hand it makes me laugh because of the absurdity and then it depresses me because....of it's absurdity.

Be Afraid.

Or make it stop or something. More alien space children on the way? Grab your tin foil hat and run! The turkey baster got thawed out again! From digital spy:

Katie Holmes has sparked rumours that she may be expecting her second child with Tom Cruise.

The actress was photographed wearing loose-fitting clothing to hide what appeared to be a baby bump, according to reports.

“Katie looked glowing and happy and kept placing a protective hand over her stomach," a source told New magazine.

"Even though she was trying to keep it covered, you could definitely see the beginnings of a bump.”

The couple have previously said they were keen to have a brother or sister for two-year-old daughter Suri.

"We'll have more children. I'm saying this but Kate's not here," Cruise said recently.

BONES ARE NOT PRETTY

I think I need to repeat that....BONES ARE NOT PRETTY.....Bones are not supposed to poke out of your chest. I'm starting the Toss Rachel a Cheeseburger Fund. I'll force feed it to her and you can hold her down. Oh what the hell, I could hold her down with a knee and do it. DO NOT WANT.


In this snippet, we can see her slipping the only nutrient she has for a day, a grain of rice.




but then she probably spit it out, thinking it would make her fat. Are we supposed to actually believe her when she says she doesn't supply clients with diet drugs or clem? Really Rachel?

Goddamm, after looking at that, I need a cheeseburger smothered in gravy with a hit of cheesecake and pie. Mmmmmm.

Sam Ronson to stray?

Odd thought, isn't it? You'd think Blohan would be the one to fuck up her relationship....but maybe not! Sam's shopping for some new pink carpet? Love can be so complicated...from IDLYITW:

Star is reporting that Samantha Ronson is fed up with Lindsay Lohan and is currently looking around for another vagina to dive in. Specifically, 90210's AnnaLynne McCord:

"Watch out, Lindsay Lohan — your gal, Samantha Ronson, has the hots for a younger woman! The celebrity DJ met 90210 beauty AnnaLynne McCord, 21, at a party in Los Angeles and "thought she was gorgeous," says an insider. "Sam got a great vibe from her." Sam may be in luck! As Star reported recently, AnnaLynne was spotted passionately kissing a brunette on Nov. 4. And Sam is tiring of all the drama around her superstar girlfriend. The two got into a knock- down, drag-out fight while in London on Nov. 18."

R.I.P. Mollygood...

Heard the news this afternoon! Sorry to see you go. You can read the goodbye here.

Fear not my quirky, snarky readers. Mollygood may have been eaten alive by the economy but I have no budget. That means that I shall be with you forever or at least until I get tired of celebrities doing stupid things. Like that shall ever happen. So cheers, drink up, it's the weekend! Spin shall be here for you! That's a good thing, right?

Circus - Full Video (leaked)

It's better but I still think she needs to add just a little more snap.....the choreography could have been a little better and geez, nice product placement, Brit......but she's getting there. Enjoy!

Pari$ Hilton is still a Ho

But you would expect nothing less, right? I mean, come on, she's gonna hook up with money. From Janet Charlton's:

Benji Madden might be surprised to learn that only weeks after their split, Paris Hilton already has a billionaire in her back pocket. When Paris was at the Fountainebleau opening in Miami she hooked up with jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad. At the hotel nightclub he presented her with a $100,000 diamond watch and she ran around the club squealing and showing her friends while alarmed bodyguards struggled to keep up. Pascal has what Paris wants - private jets and huge yachts and gobs of money. He has a home in the Hollywood Hills not far from hers and they've been doing a lot of secret after hours socializing. (They were photographed on the red carpet and she's wearing a three million dollar necklace he lent her.)

Um, WUT?

December 02, 2008. MediaTakeOut.com just caught word from an EXTREMELY reliable source (who happens to be a celebrity also) that Janet Jackson is pregnant with her first child.

And get this - according to our snitch, Janet and her longtime boyfriend Jermaine Dupri conceived the child "naturally" - i.e. without drugs or artificial insemination.

But don't expect any official announcement anytime soon. The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, "It's still very early [in the pregnancy], she wants to wait before she tells the whole world about it.

*guess she had nothing else to do since her tour bombed*

Patrick Swayze deserves a long life!

By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

Patrick Swayze has hit out at tabloid rumours claiming that he is close to death.

A report from the National Enquirer alleged that Swayze was "on his last legs" and saying goodbye to his family after his pancreatic cancer spread to his liver.

In a statement to People, the 56-year-old blasted the US reports for spreading "lies and false information about me and those close to me".

"Pancreatic cancer is an aggressive disease and from the moment I was diagnosed, I knew I was in for the fight of my life," he said. "It's a battle, and so far, I've been winning. I'm one of the lucky few that responds well to treatment."

He added: "It's upsetting that the shoddy and reckless reporting from these publications casts a negative shadow on the positive and good fight I'm fighting.

"For me, my family, and those close to me, it amounts to downright emotional cruelty. That makes me angry when hope is so precious."

So it's really going to be a Circus

with the tour anyway...glitter and sluts shall abound! from digital spy:

Pussycat Dolls to tour with Spears

Britney Spears has announced details of her comeback tour, which will include a special guest appearance by the Pussycat Dolls.

'The Circus' jaunt, Spears's first arena tour in five years, will get underway on March 3 in New Orleans.

US dates will conclude on April 28 in Rosemont, Illinois, after which Spears will jet to the UK in June for two performances at London's O2 arena.

A statement on the singer's website read: "Now’s your chance to experience the circus like never before as Britney performs centre ring, in the round!"

The tour has been arranged in support of Spears's new LP Circus, which was released on her 27th birthday today.




BTW....I was gonna offer a review of her 'exclusive' For the Record interview....but fourfour is so much more eloquent and he already wrote it.....and I agree, so read it here

Snow Meiser & Heat Meiser

you watched "The year without a Santa Claus" I know you did! Here's the Snow Meiser & Heat Meiser song, since it seems appropriate right now, half the country in snow, the other half hot. Enjoy!

Bullshit?

I think I smell it:

Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly pregnant.

The 22-year-old star - who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.

A source said: "Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy."

Mary-Kate has been dating New York artist Nate Lowman since the beginning of the year and is said to have been inspired to start a family by late actor, and close friend, Heath Ledger - who told her becoming a father was the most rewarding thing he had ever done.

The source added: Mary-Kate really took Heath's words to heart

The source added: "Mary-Kate really took Heath's words to heart. She wanted the same kind of fulfilment in her life that Heath found in his after becoming a dad.

"She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together."

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebri...sen-23759.html

And in 'It's About time' news....

from digital spy:

Amy Winehouse has apparently taken steps to separate from her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

The 25-year-old singer met with lawyers yesterday to discuss a divorce, according to The Sun.

Winehouse was taken to hospital at the weekend following what was claimed to be a drink and drugs related seizure brought on by a telephone row with her husband. She has since checked herself into a clinic for treatment and is said to have asked her father to arrange the legal meeting.

Fielder-Civil is meanwhile in rehab as part of the terms of his early release from a 27-month jail sentence for attacking a pub landlord and perverting the course of justice. Rumours that the marriage had reached crisis point started circulating as soon as he entered the Surrey centre.

Last week, a friend said Winehouse had finally accepted that the couple did not have a future together and that a separation was the only way forward.