Sick of this yet?

Chris & Rihanna just need to get over each other so we can go on with other gossip!! From digital spy:

Rex Features

Rihanna has decided to end her relationship with Chris Brown following their alleged altercation last weekend, according to a report.

Brown was arrested on February 8 amid claims that he had turned violent in an argument with the 'Disturbia' singer.

The News Of The World has now suggested that Rihanna considered taking Brown back following the incident, but changed her mind following discussions with her family and close friends.

An insider revealed: "Rihanna really did think that Chris was the love of her life. But when everyone started to question their relationship, she burst into tears and reluctantly agreed that they were right. She just can’t believe it's ended this way."

Brown's father recently insisted that the R&B star is "very remorseful", but warned that there are "two sides to every story".

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

For being such a great Valentine of mine, I'm giving you David Bowie's Rebel Rebel:





and if you're like many people and have to find a job, allow me to offer Billy Squier and the advice of The Stroke cuz a little bribery and ass-kissing can take you far:

Gambit post!

Here's a sneak peek of Gambit in the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie. I'm skeptical of Taylor Kitsch being cast as Gambit, he just doesn't seem right. Gambit is supposed to be.....well, sexy. Anyhow, here's a looksie from ONTD:

Blind Item!

Star Magazine
The honeymoon is already over for this newly married duo. When hubby got caught flirting with a delivery girl and dishing out a $100 tip, his misses flipped.

*Spin's guess: Pete and Ass-lee*

Bob Marley makes it all better.

Enjoy! Stir it up

Wanna hear something funny?

I heard this this a.m. on Jack 103.7 fm. It seems the city of Houston's court computers were hit with a virus last Friday. The virus took down the system, they have been closed since then! Could this be a test run for something bigger maybe? No bidness is gettin handled at Houston courts for now! Stay tuned!

Is Chris Brown Done?

from msnbc.com:

LOS ANGELES - New details have emerged over the alleged incident on Sunday morning between Chris Brown and a woman who authorities have not officially identified, but a source tells Access Hollywood is Rihanna.

The source told Access Hollywood that Chris Brown allegedly hit Rihanna with his fists and bit her during the alleged incident, which took place around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday.

Brown, 19, was arrested on Sunday and charged with felony criminal threats. He was released on $50,000 bail.

The Los Angeles Police Department is still investigating the alleged domestic violence felony battery and told Access that additional charges may be filed.

Authorities released information to Access Hollywood that Brown and a woman were arguing in a car in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles just after midnight on Sunday. Brown reportedly stopped the car, he and the woman got out and the argument escalated. LAPD reports the woman suffered visible injuries.

Following the incident, Brown reportedly left, leaving Rihanna at the scene.

Radar Online reported that a source inside Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where Rihanna was reportedly taken following the incident, said the singer became emotional when two female “assistants” went to visit her at the facility.

“Rihanna was clearly very upset by what had happened and I could hear her screaming,” the source said. “Rihanna was trying to get her point across about something, she sounded like she was crying as she tried to get… her point across.”

Cake- for your entertainment

their cover of I Will Survive which is FULL OF WIN

Outed?

What do you think? Has Jake been pulled out of the closet? found this on gossip rocks and from Ian Halperin:

IUC Exclusive: IUC Investigation Reveals Jake Gyllenhaal Definitely a Flaming Poofter - Relationship with Reese is Toast

In case you hadn’t noticed, I removed the photo of Jake Gyllenhaal today from my list, featuring a photo of one celeb who is not gay.

Does this mean that I’m outing Jake? Is the Pope German?

The worst kept secret in Hollywood is that for almost four years,
Gyllenhaal has been anxious to break out of the celluloid closet. My
old friend Ted Casablanca has posted repeated notorious blind items
about this since 2005, discussing a mysterious celeb who he dubbed
“Toothy Tile,” documenting Gyllenhaal’s baby steps out of the closet,
only to be shoved firmly back in at the insistence of his publicists
and management who advised Jake that it would be career suicide for
him to take the leap.

This has resulted in the increasingly sad spectacle of Jake hitting
the town with a series of beards in the fine old tradition of
Hollywood. Think James Dean and Nathalie Wood. Or, more accurately
Cary Grant and Randolph Scott, who used to publicly hold hands and
gaze longingly into each other’s eyes at the Brown Derby restaurant
in Hollywood, as Toothy Tile was said to have done surreptitiously at
a restaurant with his boyfriend in one of Ted’s earliest blind items.
Unfortunately, Ted’s lawyers at E have put a straitjacket on him,
preventing him from releasing the name of the subject of the world’s
most famous blind item (though Ted refused to confirm this to me when
I had him on IUC for a live chat a couple of weeks ago.)

For a complete archive of Casablanca’s four-year documentation of the increasingly sad Toothy Tile’s revolving closet doors, check out
Toothy Tile - Blogs and Archive.

Fatty Simpleton screws up

from msnbc.com:

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - A bizarre 38-minute set by opening act Jessica Simpson inadvertently stole the spotlight from headliner Rascal Flatts in a show at the Van Andel Arena.

The Grand Rapids Press said Simpson forgot her lyrics, struggled with her ear monitors, mumbled through songs and fought back tears during Thursday night’s performance.

At one point, the 28-year-old singer-actress asked her backing band to start over on one song, and she forgot the words to another.

“Jessica had an off night,” Cindi Berger, a representative for Simpson, said Friday. “She’s a perfectionist, and wanted to start some of the songs over. She always wants to give her best performance to her fans.”

Simpson apologized to the supportive audience of about 9,000 by mouthing the word “sorry” on two large video screens.

While introducing her last song, Simpson said she sometimes feels like quitting. She appeared to be wiping away tears after finishing the song and walking off the stage.

*Time to quit, dearie. Here's video: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=ad3eb17c-d18b-407d-a930-a4fabc954afb *

Fear Not!

I have not abandoned you, my dear readers! Had a lot on my plate this week with a funeral and being horribly sick. But I am here now and I give you this blind item as an offering, from holy moly!

which footballer (probably the most famous one in the world) immediately legged it from a recent party in the States after being offered a line of cocaine, because he thought it was a trap by the papers?

*Becks!*

For Good Measure!

from OMG!:

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears has obtained a restraining order against former pal Osama "Sam" Lutfi and one-time boyfriend Adnan Ghalib , court records show.

Attorneys for Spears and her father, who is her legal conservator, received the order Friday. The documents state that Lutfi, Ghalib and attorney Jon Eardley have been trying to gain control of Spears' affairs.

"On the first anniversary of the establishment of the conservatorship, the co-conservators are informed and believe that these three figures are working in concert to disrupt the conservatorship, with an utter disregard for Ms. Spears' health and well being," the documents state.

Lutfi was a manager and friend of Spears, whose mother once accused him of grinding pills into her food to control her. Ghalib, a paparazzo, had dated the singer.

Judge Aviva K. Bobb signed a temporary restraining order Friday forbidding Lutfi, Ghalib and Eardley from having contact with Spears, her parents and her young children. A hearing on whether to extend the order is scheduled for next month.

The documents, released late Friday, claim that Lutfi tried to contact Spears in late December by sending text messages to her hairdresser. The documents state Lutfi later started sending text messages to Spears and one of her father's attorneys, Blair Berk, trying to arrange a meeting.

Spears father, Jamie, wrote in a sworn declaration that he has found Lutfi's phone number in his daughter's phone records.

The documents state that Spears continues to inform Ghalib of her travel "and that he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit," the documents state.

*All this makes me think of is 'Toxic'*

Tony Romo Busted?

from digital spy:

Jessica Simpson's boyfriend Tony Romo has been accused of having an affair with another woman.

The American football player reportedly spent the night with a brunette after inviting friends back to his home while Simpson was away.

"Everyone was talking about it downstairs. The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica - especially in her place!" a source told Starmagazine.

"I just can't believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend's house."

The couple started dating in November 2007. Romo has so far refused to respond to the claims.

*It's cuz she's fat and he didn't wanna roll a piggie >.<>

ONTD Broke!

Oh noes!  Here's the most recent post, it seems they hit the maximum allowed comments and well, fall down go BOOM!:

UPDATE
via lj_maintenance:

"I think a wise man once said, "you better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self" or something along those lines. ONTD is great because not only do they provide hours of fun, they also push our application and highlight the pressure points. No, ONTD didn't break LJ, and no they didn't break themselves (well, not really), what they did is point out that "hey! there might be a journal or community that has over 16 million comments! no, really!".

Here's the poop.

Problem: LJ was designed with a 24 bit limitation on number of comments -- in the database and in crucial parts of our commenting code. This may have been done for speed optimization, resource conservation, for the children, whatever. It was done with good intentions and now we have BAAAD intentions because the theoretical limit for a journal's comments is 16,777,216 (2^24). And ONTD just did *that*.

Solution?: Our crack team of crack teamsters is picking through code and releasing the 16 million limit (see here) as well as modifying the databases.

Risk?: We haven't deployed ANY of the new code to the website yet, and we've only started testing the alter statements on one of our secondary databases, but if things continue to test well, there is a SMAAAAALL risk that when we attempt to modify the rest of the databases, LJ could drop bits. All over the floor. But we're really trying to make sure that doesn't happen, and in spite of burr86 and dormando's help (hahaha, got you guys) tupshin, henrylyne, gariev, nicholaskurjan and mhwest will continue to work at getting rabid ONTD fans their due fix. It might be a bumpy weekend."

*so Buddha Obrien won't be posting soon!  I know, I know.....who the hell is that!  the point is, I hope this site gets back up sooon!*

Still Sick

but went into work today to share the joy of this throat pain.  You know the kind, when you sneeze and it hurts.  Yes, I felt the need to spread the love....virus, whatever.  I'm passive aggressive like that.  If I'm gonna be sick, I'm taking as many as I can down with me.  But I do offer this awesome picture.  Feel better?

Sorry Kids

Spin has a nasty throat infection going right now.....not feeling well.  Hope to be back at snarking sooon!

At Least She's Honest

I can respect her for that!  From Digital Spy:

Katy Perry has said that her comments about taking a year-long vow of celibacy were intended as a joke.

It was reported yesterday that the American popstar planned to avoid sex following her split from Gym Class Heroes' Travis McCoy.

"No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry," she said.

However, the 'I Kissed A Girl' singer has now retracted the comments, insisting that she was just messing around.

"I am not going to be celibate," she told People. "That was a joke, and any fine journalist would have got that."

She added: "Please, celibacy for the whole year? I'd rather die."

Blind Item!!

from CDAN...see if you can guess who it is!

Now, I know there are some bad dates out there, but you would think that if you are in your 20's you wouldn't have to have your teenage girlfriend pay for all your dates and your clothes and if you get cash from the parents it is the same thing because she is earning all the money anyway.

Nothing you don't already know

But there's a book coming out telling all about how Paris Hilton is a big gaping skank. You can read the review from Gawker here.

I will say that after reading just the excerpts, I feel the need to scrub myself with Comet, followed by a stiff gouging out of my eyes. I think I even got herpes from just reading it. On the plus side, Taxicab Fingerbang would be a great new internet name! Or a good name for a punk band. Whatever. Anyhow, it might be a good read, just because of these two paragraphs from the review:

New book Six Degrees of Paris Hilton profiles Darnell Riley, a shady criminal and pseudo-celebrity hanger-on who knows many wicked Hollywood-sleaze secrets. The tome spins many damning stories about the hood-lidded socialite's sordid existence.

Riley, who is in prison for robbing, sexually assaulting, and blackmailing Joe Francis, says that, for sure, Hilton was in on the whole first sex tape charade. And, he alleges, it wasn't the last time the Simple Life reality stain filmed herself in flagrante delicto. Riley supposedly got a hold of several ssseeecret tapes of the nightclub fly. By, you know, stealing them from some "Russian kids" who had stolen them from her house.

*anybody who robs, sexually assaults and blackmails Joe Francis is a hero in my book! Just think of the entertainment value!*

Viva La Pop

If you have not seen or heard this offering of a mashup of hits from 2008, done by DJ Earworm, you must watch.  This is the SHIT! it is awesome in production.  I give you Viva La Pop: