Ouch!

Good points but ouch! From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

We have some burning questions about the untimely demise of Heath Ledger and the New York police don't seem to be interested in asking them. For example, we now know that Diane the unlicensed masseuse who found Heath's body, called Mary Kate Olsen FOUR times before calling 911. (At first she told police she made TWO calls) But there's no explanation as to HOW Diane happened to be acquainted with Mary-Kate and how did she choose to call HER out of all the people in Heath's phone. What did these three people have in common? Certainly Heath and Mary-Kate might have been more than friends, but where does Diane fit in? We wonder if Mary-Kate instructed Diane to "tidy up" before paramedics arrived. These un-asked questions are driving us crazy.

Bad Move, Mom!

Apparently, Mama Spears has learned nothing from her past fuck ups with her kids....and it's painfully obvious that she simply can't let them learn that there are consequences for their decisions, especially bad ones. From Handbag Gossip:

Britney’s pregnant little sister Jamie Lynn Spears plans to hand over her baby to mother Lynn.

If it’s not one Spears sister it’s the other! Star Magazine claims that Jamie Lynn plans to hand her baby over to her mother, Lynne, the moment she gives birth so she can concentrate on her career (don’t laugh). Their source said, “After several weeks of soul searching and discussions with her mum Jamie Lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do. Lynne says Jamie doesn’t understand the life long consequences of having a baby. She still wants her daughter to be able to be a teenager, go to parties, hang out with friends and have a career. So she’ll take the front seat of caring for the baby and take the pressure off her daughter.” They also claim Jamie Lynn’s plan, after receiving advice from her publicist, is to have the baby, sell pictures of them together and then hand the baby over to Lynne.

*what career?*

Remember these two?

from SFGate:

Jolie and Pitt Plan To Adopt Katrina Orphan?

REUTERS/Fred Prouser

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to adopt a child orphaned by Hurricane Katrina.

The pair, who already have three adopted children, have been working tirelessly to rehouse people affected by the storm that hit the U.S. gulf coast in 2005.

Pitt has dedicated time and money to the Make it Right organization, which is rebuilding a destroyed section of New Orleans.

Star magazine claims the couple has fallen in love with a girl whose parents were killed in the Katrina devastation, and they want to add her to their expanding family.

The couple already has four children: Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, and Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 19 months.

A source tells the tabloid, "Brad met a little girl and fell completely in love. He and Angie had already decide that their next child would be a daughter. They were originally going to adopt a girl from Africa, but now Brad is sure this child is the one."

*oh yeah, OK! magazine is reporting that Angie's carrying twins. SPERMINATED!*

And in other news....

Amy Winehouse went to rehab! Yes yes yes!

Here's a pic of her awhile back, when she was hot, side by side with a far more recent one for comparison to show how bad she looks now......


Hard drugs kids.....just don't do 'em....

From TMZ:

Universal says Winehouse needs "specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards." Amy met with her record label, management, family and doctors today to discuss her treatment options.

The news comes just days after grainy video of Winehouse allegedly smoking crack made its way around the Internet.

I LOVE Jerry O'Connell!!!

I think he totally nails the cooz

The video, available on the Funny Or Die Web site, features O'Connell wearing a black turtleneck sweater, sporting Cruise-like floppy hair and facial scruff and imitating Cruise's sudden bursts of laughter and use of acronyms in the Scientology videos.

In the parody, O'Connell substitutes Scientology for a discussion of the acting profession and replaces the Scientology acronyms with KFC, as in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Hollywood A-listers, including Bruce Willis, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Harvey Weinstein, defend Cruise in this week's issue of People magazine.

*oh Adam, Adam, Adam....please don't get involved in this....it doesn't concern you and I don't want to dislike you*

In an exclusive statement to People, Adam Sandler says: "To see anyone's private life invaded and mocked like this is sickening. It's especially gross when it happens to a guy like Cruise, who's a great dad, a great husband and a great friend."

*Personally, Spin thinks that the C of $ should just have it out with Muslim extremists.....win-win for the rest of us and it would be ever so entertaining! Just think, a front line brigade of $ci-tards sent out to convert the Muslims and the Extremists blowing them all up together....le sigh.....*

It's on!

There is an all out war started on C of $! The group is called 'Anonymous' and their aim is to shut C of $ down! They ain't skurred!

Have a gander courtesy of gawker & YouTube:

Tom Cruise has personally, PERSONALLY, been pwned. This weekend, an anonymous Internet group (named Anonymous — these are not masters of subtlety) started a war with the Church of Scientology by hammering the group's web site; Scientology.org is down after a brief traffic spike. This isn't the only group of Internet users unafraid of the intimidating cult; a whole range of sites has turned the Church into a mockery by doing what mainstream celebrity-coverage outlets wouldn't dare. Here's a guide to the war (and a creepy manifesto made by The Internet!).

Anonymous
This loose group of Internet vigilantes (vaguely centered around, but not officially connected to, the site 4chan) often harasses unsavory but small-time people, but they did help with the arrest of pedophile Chris Forcand. Their usual tactic is a simple denial of service attack like the one against Scientology.org, but they occasionally get more sophisticated; members tell me they plan to hoist banners above some Church branches. Inspired by the release of Tom Cruise's secret Scientology video and the Church's attempts to suppress it, Anon promises an all-out war in the following hokey but entertaining video:

the NY Times with Details

more about Heath Ledger's death and the Olsen connection:

The masseuse who discovered the body of Heath Ledger in a Manhattan apartment on Tuesday twice called a friend of his, the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, before calling 911, New York City police officials said on Wednesday. The officials, who provided new details about Mr. Ledger’s death, emphasized that no illegal drugs were found in the apartment and that there were no obvious signs of suicide. Tests on a rolled-up $20 bill that was found in the apartment found no evidence that the bill had been used to handle drugs, they said.

According to the police, around 12:30 p.m. on Tuesday, a housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, arrived at the apartment, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, to do household chores. At about 1 p.m., she went into Mr. Ledger’s bedroom to change a light bulb in an adjacent bathroom; she found him on the bed face down, with the sheet pulled up to his shoulders, and heard him snoring.

A masseuse, Diana Wolozin, arrived to give Mr. Ledger a massage about 2:45 p.m. At 3 p.m., after Mr. Ledger did not emerge from his bedroom, with the door closed, the masseuse called him on his cellphone but got no answer. She entered the bedroom and saw him lying in bed. She took a massage table out of the closet and began to set it up near his bed. She then went over to him and shook him, but got no response. Using his cellphone, she used a speed-dial button to call Ms. Olsen in California to seek her guidance, knowing Ms. Olsen to be a friend of Mr. Ledger’s.

According to the authorities, Ms. Wolozin told Ms. Olsen that Mr. Ledger was unconscious. Ms. Olsen said she would call some private security people she knew in New York, and hung up. Ms. Wolozin again shook Mr. Ledger, called Ms. Olsen a second time, and said she believed the situation was grave and would call 911.

Ms. Wolozin called 911 at 3:26 p.m. to say that Mr. Ledger was not breathing. The call occurred less than 15 minutes since she had first seen him in bed and only a few moments after the first call to Ms. Olsen. The 911 operator urged Ms. Wolozin to try to revive Mr. Ledger, but Ms. Wolozin’s efforts were not successful.

Emergency medical workers arrived at 3:33 p.m., at almost exactly the same moment as a private security guard summoned by Ms. Olsen. The medical workers moved his body to the floor and then used a defibrillator and CPR, to no avail. Mr. Ledger was pronounced dead at 3:36 p.m. By that point, two other private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen had arrived, as had police officers.

The police said that all five witnesses — Ms. Solomon, the housekeeper; Ms. Wolozin, the masseuse; and the three private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen — were fully cooperating with the authorities.

The police conducted tests on a rolled-up $20 bill found in Mr. Ledger’s apartment, but found no evidence that the bill had been used for anything improper. No illegal narcotics or alcohol was found in the apartment. Prescription sleeping pills were found near the body, but it is not known if the medication played a role in his death.

The police said they were looking to examine any surveillance videos from the apartment building and the surrounding area but were also awaiting the results of an investigation by the New York City chief medical examiner. The office conducted an autopsy early Wednesday morning but said that the results were inconclusive and that additional testing was needed.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

from the Daily Ten on ENEWS:

HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD.....Found naked and unconcious in his apartment....no foul play is suspected, ruling is expected to be accidental overdose, no suicide note found. He won't ever play the joker again!

I am stunned....really stunned

from MSNBC.com:

NEW YORK - Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday in a Manhattan apartment, naked in bed with sleeping pills nearby, police said. The Australian-born actor was 28.

It wasn’t immediately clear if Ledger had committed suicide. He had an appointment for a massage at the residence in the tony neighborhood of SoHo, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. A housekeeper who went to let him know the massage therapist had arrived and found him unconscious at 3:26 p.m.

According to The New York Times, his body was moved to the floor, and after receiving no response from the actor after shaking him, the masseuse and housekeeper called authorities.

While not a marquee movie star, Ledger was a respected, award-winning actor who chose his roles carefully rather than cashing in on his heartthrob looks. He was nominated for an Oscar for his performance as a gay cowboy in “Brokeback Mountain,” where he met Michelle Williams, who played his wife in the film. The two had a daughter, now 2-year-old Matilda, and lived together in Brooklyn until they split up last year.


He didn't look so good Jan. 19.....I'm afraid for what was in his head.

Kirstie Alley, C of $!!!

I dare you to not laugh while you watch this!!! "Without $cientology, I would be dead!"

Watch while you can, kids! It'll probably get yanked off of YouTube soon!

What's that joke Eddie Murphy used to have?

"HALF!!!" Well, according to page six:

THAT elaborate Bora Bora "wedding" ceremony wasn't enough for Eddie Murphy's ex-fiancée, Tracey Edmonds — she wanted half his cash, too. Though the couple split last week, right before what was to be their official, legal marriage ceremony, Edmonds still enjoyed her tropical "wedding" celebration on New Year's Day. Sources close to Mur phy's longtime gal are saying, "When it came down to the legal marriage, Tracey wouldn't sign a prenup." Murphy's reps are not comment ing further on the state of the duo's relationship.

*so she's a hooker just after the cash?*

We told you Brit!!!

We told you A-Fed was using you! Glad to see you have some semblance of sense about you! From X17:

Last night at 2 am, Britney Spears invited two of our photographers into her Beverly Hills pad for a little conversation. They chatted for a while, then escorted Brit and Sam in the car, so Britney could drive around and listen to music. After that, it was back to the house ... The guys ended up staying with her for FOUR hours!

Earlier in the evening, Britney went out to the gas station with Sam around 8 pm, then they came out again later in her Black Escalade, went to club Goa but never got out of the car. When she returned home after that second outing, was when she invited the photographers to come inside her home.

Roberto and Leandro from X17online went inside ... Britney said, "Come with me, let's have fun." She opened a bottle of champagne for them and went outside on the patio to smoke cigarettes. Our photogs say Britney nursed a 1/2 glass of champagne the entire evening and never drank more.

Britney put on Amy Winehouse and her own CD, changed into jeans and her famous pink wig.

Team X17er Robert said, "We had fun. Britney was funny, very relaxed, dancing a little bit, and she carried her little dog all the time."

At one point in the discussion, Sam took a paper out of his pocket -- it was a restraining order against Adnan Ghalib. He said, "Look at this!"

Britney expressed disappointment and anger toward Adnan for being "set-up" in photographs that Adnan and his agency have sold of Britney and Adnan together.

Roberto and Leandro didn't ask questions -- they were surprised at the restraining order. After talking about it briefly, the continued having a good time and around 6 am, our photogs said they had to leave. Britney begged them to stay, but Sam insisted that she get some sleep.

When the photogs left, lots of paparazzi who weren't invited in were waiting outside. (TMZ and Hollywoodtv were turned away at Britney's door at 2 am!)

My favoritest thing

My very favorite thing in the whole world, I have come to discover, is old people in bars. They have been thru shit, they have seen it all and at the bar, they are pretty damn funny. Indulge yourself sometime, usually you find them on a Saturday afternoon at a beatup rundown bar. Just go and listen, you won't be disappointed. Here's a few gems that I got from various old folks at a bar, just like getting hammered with your granddad or grandma:

"you know, in Arkansas, that's the only place with a big sign over the door of the justice of the peace saying, even though you're divorced, you're still brother and sister."

"48 years ago, this girl sat crying at the edge of my bed, oh it's too big, it's too big...and i cried at the edge of my bed, it's too big, it's too big."

"This lady I knew who became born again had one of those damned 'my boss is a jewish carpenter' stickers on her car and let everyone know she was all born again.....I saw her at a Wal-Mart parking lot and her car had quit, she couldn't get it to start......I walked by and remarked, "Bet you wish your boss was a mechanic, huh?" she didn't talk to me again for a long time!!"

I love them, I love old people in bars.....they make life worth living! Cuz you know, it's not all bad.....Life is pretty funny if you just look.

Eminem had too many M&Ms

from gossip boulevard:

Rap star Eminem has been offered a deal to become a spokesman for diet plan Slim-Fast. The hip hop legend has famously ballooned in weight to over 200lbs after stepping out of the spotlight, even recently landing in hospital because of a heart problem. Now Slim-Fast wants to help him once again become the Real Slim Shady by taken on its diet plan.

The deal would be for Eminem to be a spokesman for the firm by showing the world how it helped him drop the pounds. “Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem,” a spokesman for Slim-Fast said. “It’s a doable and flexible approach. Slim-fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.”

Slim-Fast aims to help people like Eminem lose a steady one to two pounds of weight a week by eating about 1,900 calories a day. The plan also recommends 30 minutes or more of moderate physical activity most days of the week.

The rapper’s estranged mother Debbie Nelson has admitted that her son has ballooned in weight. She said: “His face has broken out in pimples and he’s put on so much weight that he’s causing all sorts of other health problems for himself.”

This really scares me....

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Double Date with the Seinfelds

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 16, 2008 12:30 PM EST
Jerry Seinfeld (left) dined with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Photo by: Ahmad Elatab / Jackson Lee / Splashnewsonline; INFphoto Suri may not have joined them, but Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had plenty of company at New York City's Sfoglia Tuesday night.

The pair joined Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld at the exclusive upper east side eatery, for a nearly three-hour-long meal. Along with plates of rustic Italian food and red wine, the foursome shared plenty of laughs.

In addition to Holmes entertaining the table with her animated storytelling, Cruise and Seinfeld cracked a few jokes.

The Seinfelds left the restaurant first, leaving Cruise and Holmes to collect themselves before hitting the onslaught of paparazzi waiting outside.

and don't forget this:

Jerry Seinfeld has insisted that his belief in Scientology made him a better comedian in his early career.

The Seinfeld star said he was introduced to the religion by a high school teacher almost 30 years ago.

He told Parade magazine: "It was interesting. Believe it or not... it's extremely intellectual and clinical in its approach to problem-solving, which really appealed to me."

Although he did not become as heavily involved as celebrity followers Tom Cruise and John Travolta, he added that his faith had improved his skills as a comic, saying: "In my early years of stand-up, it was very helpful. I took a couple of courses. One of them was in communication, and I learned some things about communication that really got my act going.

"They [Scientologists] have a lot of very good technology. That's what really appealed to me about it. It's not faith-based. It's all technology. And I'm obsessed with technology."

*off of gossip rocks*

I call Bullshit

Britney is aware and knows what she is playing....unless she's drugged up. I don't buy the multiple personality thing. from TMZ:

Sources are now painting a very disturbing picture of Britney Spears, or whoever she happens to be at any given moment.

We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.

Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on.

Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn't show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.

If you havn't seen this....

I think Gawker is the only one left standing showing the crazy Tom Cruise $cientology video, you can catch it here....it is scary, it is funny....C of $ seems to have all the answers, ppl! Don't look anywhere else, they know everything! Sound familiar? Ring of anything else cultish where only one group has all the answers? I'll let you mull that over.

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

cuz I wish the world was a different place too, and that I could go on vacation....you just have to see this. CRAZY!!!! Spread the word, ppl need to know about the crazy!!!

Here's the deal....you can't see it thru Internet Explorer with this link...but you can still watch it thru Firefox.

You can also view thru Firefox here:

www.welcometoholleywood.blogspot.com

watch while you can! who knows how long til it all gets pulled down! I'm going to do my best to download a copy!

Peace Offering....

Sorry for the lack of posts....since I've been pooping for the past 2 days...but as a special treat, here's Beck with Where it's at......before we knew about the crazy C of $ thing.....

Beck - Where It's At
Uploaded by hushhush112

OMG

Green tea......it makes you poop.


A LOT. That is all.

oh, WTF

This girl just gives me headaches anymore....off of hollywood.tv:

BRITNEY SPEARS is reportedly planning to marry paparazzo boyfriend ADNAN GHALIB - in a desperate bid to win back custody of her children.The concerned family of the already twice-wed singer have approached lawyers about the "very likely" possibility of a wedding - because the 26-year-old's recent erratic behaviour, including a sudden trip to Mexico on Wednesday (08Jan08), has raised fears over whether the star will elope.

A source says, "Lawyers are now on red alert in case she does get married. Britney is very unpredictable at the moment. But the feeling is that a wedding is very likely. "Her family have discussed with lawyers what could be done if she does suddenly fly away and tie the know. They are preparing to argue that she is not in a sound state of mind - that she is strung out on so many prescription drugs that she does not know what she is doing. "The trip to Mexico had everybody running scared that she had disappeared to get hitched. For a few hours nobody knew where she was. She had disappeared. And that never ever happens."

Spears further fuelled reports of marriage to the British snapper on Friday (11Jan08) when she browsed cars at a Mercedes-Benz dealership with Ghalib wearing a lacy white wedding gown - the same dress she wore to her reception when she wed her second husband Kevin Federline in September 2004. Their divorce was finalised in July 2007. Spears had visitation rights to sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, withdrawn after sparking a three-hour stand off with emergency services when she refused to hand them over to Federline following a supervised visit last week (03Jan08). She must attend a court hearing in Los Angeles on Monday (14Jan08) in order to determine whether she is eligible to win back custody of her kids.

They all do share body fluids, don't they?

It wasn't that long ago that Paris n Adrian were running around together, now he's doin Blohan!! That just grosses me out....From Janet Charlton:

Lindsay Lohan has met her match- when it comes to cheating lovers. She has added Entourage star Adrian Grenier to her long list of beaus, both Italian and otherwise, but little does she know HE'S been cheating with an acquaintance of hers - Kim Kardashian! Kim spent time in Cabo with Adrian in early December and they've been in touch and seeing each other on the sly ever since. Maybe that's why Kim was quick to deny that she and footballer Reggie Bush are engaged.