HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME!!!!

I'm not going to wax about it.....but one more year, maybe more drama....but at least I'm not dead! (actually it's on saturday....but I'll probably be too hammered tomorrow to post)

SamLo Post!!!

From Foxnews:

Lindsay Lohan pal and rumored lesbian lover Samantha Ronson has posted a widely circulated photo of the two of them kissing on her MySpace page.

The photo, which was taken at a party in May on Diddy's yacht in Cannes, is not posted as Ronson's profile picture, but appears in one of the 30-year-old's photo galleries.

Meanwhile, hip-hop DJ Ronson has bought a $22,000 Cartier diamond ring for the 22-year-old actress, a source told the U.K.'s Daily Mirror.

"Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday," the source said. "Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud.

"It's not an engagement ring — simply a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content."

*whatever.....just come out already!!!*

Everybody's popping!!!

LOS ANGELES - Matthew McConaughey's Brazilian girlfriend has given birth to a boy, People magazine reported on its Web site on Tuesday.

The child — the first for McConaughey and model Camila Alves — was born on Monday evening, the report quoted the actor's publicist as saying.

McConaughey, 38, said in January that he and Alves were "stoked and wowed" by the pending arrival. He started dating Alves, a native of Rio De Janeiro, after breaking up with Spanish actress Penelope Cruz in 2006.

*"Alright Alright Alright!"*

Nicole Kidman popped!

Publicist says Kidman has given birth to girl

July 7, 2008, 10:07 AM EST

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- A publicist for Keith Urban says Nicole Kidman has given birth to a baby girl in Nashville.

In a statement e-mailed Monday to The Associated Press, the publicist said: "Nicole and Keith Urban are delighted to announce that Nicole Kidman gave birth to a baby girl on Monday morning, July 7, 2008, in the United States. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban weighed 6 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces. Husband Keith was by Nicole's side and mother and baby are very well."

The baby is the first for Kidman and Urban. She has two children, Isabella and Connor, from her marriage to Tom Cruise. Kidman recently told Vanity Fair that she had a miscarriage early on in her relationship with Cruise, leading them to adopt.

Some CDAN Blind Item reveals!

Enty promised reveals on July 4th, I'm putting a few of the more interesting ones here:

You try coming to work like this actor and lets see how long you keep your job, let alone get lots and lots of ass kissing.

A list film actor. Yes, A-list, no ifs ands or buts. Well, if he had stuck with what made him famous he probably wouldn't have made it to A-list but he adapted. Latest film. Not a great film. First day. Table reading. Our actor showed up for it and was so drunk he could barely stand. No one who was setting everything up would come near him because you could smell him a mile away. He kept stumbling and falling everywhere. Affectionate to everyone. Lots of hugs and kisses. Finally managed to get the actor in a seat. He then started mumbling incoherently and the crews were trying to figure out what he was saying. Then he takes a package out of his jacket pocket...it was a mushed up burrito. He held it up to one of the crew and said "look....what is this?" So she looks and tells him it's a burrito...with chicken...he couldn't comprehend this AT ALL. She went and got him a soda and a sandwich. She was trying to get him into some kind of shape for the reading. It wasn't looking good. Oh, did I mention that he rode his motorcycle to the place? Yeah...good...right? Well, everyone LOVED him...said it was one of his best readings ever...he was brilliant. On and one it went, even though no one had been able to understand one word that came out of his mouth.

Keanu Reeves

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Judging by the way this formerly married male singer with a reality television past was being mobbed by D list women you would think his current long term relationship was over. Judging by the amount of phone numbers he collected from said women, it very well could be.

Nick Lachey

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This A list actor's daughter was recently spotted by dad making out and groping some random guy in a corner of a bar. Dad went over and scared the guy off. Not to be outdone, the daughter got back at the dad by repeatedly walking up to him and crying whenever he was engaged in conversation with another woman.

Rumer Willis/Bruce Willis

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This must have happened about six months ago now. Chicago. In one corner you have a B list actor. Married. For now. A list name recognition. How about A+ name recognition. Anyway, our actor was in town doing some press, making some friends, drinking a little bit. Hey just because it is a kindness doesn't mean that it is going to be lovely dovey. He shouldn't, but he does. So, our actor befriended a few of the waitresses at this particular establishment. One of them came up to him and was talking about how some guy had ordered Cristal or something for his girlfriend for their six month anniversary or something and he then realized he had left his wallet at home. Our actor told the waitress to say that the manager had picked up the bill and our actor paid it. Our actor had such a good time doing that nice thing that he decided to pick up every tab in the place that night. He didn't announce it or scream it because then everyone would have just ordered and ordered. Instead, he spoke with the manager and as each person settled their bill they were told it was on the house and thanks for being such a good customer when instead each tab was actually paid for by the actor. Final bill? About $10,000. Plus tip. He is always a good tipper.

Ben Affleck

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This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class.

Lindsay Lohan

Madonna the homewrecker?

I'm not sure if I should laugh at how funny it is or just sigh because Madonna has never really changed...from digital spy:

By Daniel Kilkelly, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

Madonna has been accused of "stealing" US baseball star Alex Rodriguez from his wife of five years.

Cynthia Rodriguez was reportedly furious when she found a letter that the sportsman had written to Madonna, which said: "You're my soulmate." She is said to be convinced that the Queen of Pop influenced her husband after introducing him to the Kabbalah religion.

According to The Mirror today, Cynthia told a friend: "He was having an affair with her."

She added: "I feel like Madonna's using mind control over him. I don't recognise the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating."

Rodriguez's friend told the newspaper: "This all started with Kabbalah. Alex told Cynthia that he'd been looking for his soulmate. And now, he said, he'd found her. Cynthia also said she found a letter where Alex told Madonna 'You are my true soulmate.' She is very upset as you may imagine but she still loves her husband."

Cynthia, who gave birth to her second child with Alex ten weeks ago, has now travelled to Paris, where she is staying with close friend Lenny Kravitz. She is reportedly planning a divorce.

The latest revelations follow press rumours that Madonna is planning to split from her husband Guy Ritchie.

Her publicist Liz Rosenberg has insisted that there is no romance between Madonna and Alex, who plays for the New York Yankees.

She said: "Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that."

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BUSTED!!

Has Madonna been doin the nasty with A-Rod? Why should a leopard change its spots?

from ONTD:

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia — who has been staying at Lenny Kravitz's Paris home since Tuesday — has strong suspicions about her estranged husband's friendship with Madonna, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

"She doesn't believe they are just friends," an insider tells Us.

"Something deeply suspicious is happening," the source adds. "Cynthia did leave because she is sure this is all true."

Cynthia, 34, and Alex Rodriguez, 32, split after "three months of problems," the New York Daily News reported Wednesday.

The final straw in their relationship? Us Weekly's revelation that A-Rod had been making late night visits to Madonna's Upper West Side apartment, which the magazine reports in its new issue, on newsstands now.

Usmagazine.comalso reported on Tuesday that A-Rod may have even visited Madonna shortly after Cynthia gave birth to their second daughter in April.

Thursday, a source confirmed to Us: "Alex literally left 10 minutes after the baby was born, and then was at Madonna's. It's true. It's crazy."While the New York Post reports that Cynthia was spotted outside of Kravitz's Paris home as late as Tuesday, Kravitz has denied a role in A-Rod's marriage drama.

"There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," he tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "This is unequivocally 100% not true. Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex's trainer, his wife and their baby girl."

Kravitz and Madonna were also romantically linked when they collaborated on her 1990 song "Justify My Love." Kravitz, Madonna and A-Rod all have the same manager: Guy Oseary.

Britney still playing with Adnan?

So his paparazzi company picked him back up and started paying him again to see Britney?

from gossip rocks:

Brit Brit just can't stay away from Adnan's irresistible landing strip. TMZ claims that Brit Brit and Adnan have been meeting on the down low at her Beef Jerky Palace. A source said they have also been texting back and forth. Text sexy times! Brit probably texts, "yo knows yo wanna rub dat lanin strip aginst mah hairy azz cheeks."

Daddy Spears is not happy about Brit Brit and Adnan bumping bushes and is trying to stop them from seeing each other. They are a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Doucheo and Frappilet: Cheeto-crossed lovers.

Brit Brit's doctor also told Daddy Spears that it's probably not such a good thing for her to be hanging out with Adnan and his moobs again. DUH! Is Brit Brit being treated by Dr. Obvious?

Liv Tyler reuniting with estranged hubby?

from janet charlton's hollywood:

Liv Tyler separated from her musician husband Royston Langdon because she was tired of being the breadwinner and felt like she had all the responsibility in the relationship. We hear that after weeks of being single, she realized it wasn't that much fun and wants to give their marriage another try. She missed her husband. Their little boy Milo is happy too. So are we.

80's Blast from the Past!

Human League and Fascination!




I miss the eighties....overdressing in black with high heels.....I sooo miss it!

OK, all...

I've had a shit day and I am making it my mission to find a new job ASAP....It is such bullshit what I have to put up with!!!! So since I had to suffer, you must suffer with me!!!

Here's Dethklok with their Duncan Hills coffee jingle:



Ok....I apologize for being a ToonHead. But It was a pretty crappy day.

Pete Doherty

Here's his youtube link...

http://www.youtube.com/user/1waytikt2tickletown

Be sure to check out Bohemian love, a song he just posted recently, which has a lot of hidden love messages for Kate Moss, his old girlfriend. It's really sad that he really is very talnted and writes good music but drugs himself up so badly. He's endearing yet impossibly fucked up.

Dethklok Love

If you havn't seen Metalocalypse(?) on adult swim, you are missing something! They totally make fun of death metal but at the same time, they are pretty good at it! Created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha (Home movies, you may remember that show, i still enjoy it), the band is made up but in totally irony, an album has been released and they are on tour this summer! Anyhow, after reading a few of their interviews, you can make dreams come true.....it gives me hope that I could still be an extra in a movie someday playing a zombie, I always thought that would be the coolest cuz I could totally show up hungover and STILL play the role with no problem....And it alos gives me vague hope of being a voiceover actress! Because that would just ROCK! It would be ther greatest to just be able to wear jeans and not care about makeup at all and just voice act. Totally cool. So anyway, check out the show, it's fun!

Creepy or Just Gross?

I'd be running away screaming in the other direction if some old guy who tried to convert me to his craziness tried to pair me up with one of his sons, regardless if they had done rehab or not.

Mel Gibson has twin sons who turn 26 this year, Edward and Christian, who both have stints in rehab. Ed was out of rehab late last year for an alcohol and cocaine addiction, and Christian got a DUI in 2006 and checked into rehab in late January of this year. Mel, who has also has a well publicized DUI under his belt, has recently befriended pop singer Britney Spears, 26. Britney has spent time at Mel’s estate in Costa Rica and has been seen out to dinner with him and his family.
While some speculated that Mel wanted to help Britney with her personal problems, and others wondered if he was trying to convert her to his unique brand of Catholicism, Mel may have had another motivation for spending time with Britney. The National Enquirer reports that Mel tried to set Britney up with the less messed-up twin her age, Edward, but that Britney wasn’t having that. Mel’s son Edward is working his recovery program and the Enquirer says Mel believed he would be a good influence on her.

[Mel Gibson] believed his son Edward - who was in rehab last year for cocaine and alcohol addition - had turned his life around and could help Britney do the same, an insider told The Enquirer.
“Mel felt Ed would be a great influence on Brit, and if the relationship turned to romance, all the better,” said the insider.
So Gibson arranged a meeting between the pair at Britney’s home in the Hollywood Hills last March, said the source.
“He sincerely believed that his son could help Britney stay on the straight and narrow and that they might hit it off as a couple as well,” the insider explained.
But Britney, 26, gave the cold shoulder to Mel and Edward…
“She hid from them most of the night,” revealed the insider. “Mel and his son spent most of the evening talking to her bodyguards.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, July 7, 2008]
There must have been no hard feelings between Britney and Mel after she tried to avoid the set up with one of his sons. She was seen at his Costa Rican getaway in mid-May. Britney also brought along a man with whom she’s been romantically linked in the past, agent Jason Trawick. Maybe Britney and Jason were already dating at that point and she wasn’t open to meeting Mel’s son or maybe she just wasn’t interested in the guy. Can you imagine thinking it’s a good idea to set up Britney Spears with a member of your family, though? At that point it had only been two months since she had that big melt down and was hospitalized.
In related news, OK! Magazine reports that Britney and Kevin had a “secret meeting” with their lawyers over the custody of their two boys. It is thought they are working to avoid having to go to trial to hash out custody issues. The talks were said to be unsuccessful, though, with neither of them willing to compromise. Britney went back home and then had a massage at the Ritz Carlton


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the Netherlands cave

And it's the fault of a damm religious government that has to stick its nose where it doesn't belong!

from yahoo news:

By TOBY STERLING, Associated Press Writer Sat Jun 28, 6:58 AM ET

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - This city's famed marijuana bars have weathered many challenges over the years and are still smoking. But now they face an unwelcome blast of fresh air: On July 1, the Netherlands will be one of the last European countries to ban smoking in bars and restaurants in compliance with EU law.

The Health Ministry says the ban will apply to cafes that sell marijuana, known as coffee shops. But this being Holland, which for centuries has experimented with social liberalism, there's a loophole: The ban covers tobacco but not marijuana, which is technically illegal anyway.

But that still leaves coffee shops and their customers in a bind. Dutch and other European marijuana users traditionally smoke pot in fat, cone-shaped joints mixed with tobacco.

"It's the world upside down: In other countries they look for the marijuana in the cigarette. Here they look for the cigarette in the marijuana," said Jason den Enting, manager of coffee shop Dampkring.

Shops are scrambling to adapt. One alternative is "vaporizer" machines, which incinerate weed smokelessly. Another is to replace tobacco with herbs like coltsfoot, a common plant that looks like a dandelion and that smokers describe as tasting a bit like oregano.

But most shops are just planning to increase their sales of hash brownies and pure weed — and are hoping the law isn't enforced.

Michael Veling, owner of the 4-20 Cafe and a board member of the Cannabis Retailers' Union, said he expected a small decline in sales as smokers are forced to separate their nicotine addiction from their marijuana habit.

But he expects the long-term effects to be minimal. "It's absurd to say that coffee shops will go bankrupt in the second week of July. Nonsense," he said.

Veling is instructing his staff to send tobacco smokers outside, but he doesn't expect all coffee shops to do the same. He said some owners will ignore the ban — and will probably get away with it, at least for a while.

But "if obeying the smoking ban becomes a condition of renewing your business license, just watch how fast it will happen," he said. "That's the way things work."

Chris Krikken, spokesman for the Food and Wares Authority, charged with enforcing the ban, said his agency won't be targeting coffee shops in particular.

"For the first month we'll just be gathering information about compliance in a wide range of hospitality businesses. Depending on what we find, we may focus more squarely on a sector that's lagging," he said.

But he said individual businesses caught allowing customers to smoke will be warned and definitely checked again. "Repeat offenders will face escalating fines," he said.

Marijuana possession is illegal in the Netherlands, but smokers are not prosecuted for holding up to 5 grams. Around 750 cafes — half of them in Amsterdam — are licensed to have up to 500 grams in stock at any one time.

The Dutch "tolerance" policy recognizes that some people will smoke pot regardless of laws, so it might as well happen in an orderly way. Critics complain this encourages substance abuse.

But cannabis abuse in Holland ranks somewhere in the middle compared to other nations and is lower than in the U.S., France and England, according to statistics compiled by the United Nations' Office on Drugs and Crime.

At the same time, the levels of THC — the main active chemical in marijuana — have soared in the past decade and are now at 16 percent in Dutch weed.

The U.S. government sounded the alarm earlier this month because THC in American marijuana has doubled to 9.6 percent since 1983, and it warned of recent scientific findings linking the drug to mental problems.

The Dutch government, currently led by a conservative coalition with a religious bent, is slowly squeezing back the number of coffee shops by not renewing licenses when shops close.

Growers are arrested, leaving coffee shop owners struggling to obtain their main product.

"The rules are being set to pester us out of business one by one, slowly but surely," said Richard van Velthoven, manager at The Greenhouse, who said he feared being shut down for tobacco violations.

"I've taken the cigarette machines out, I'm putting Coltsfoot on the tables, I've bought extra vaporizers, the staff is watching out — what more can I do?" he said.

German tourist Lars Schmit said lamented the possible end of an era.

Without coffee shops, he said, "a little bit of Amsterdam will die."

Rose McGowan to play Red Sonja

Come, on, this will be the third incarnation of this movie.....isn't it enough? From E!online:

MGM/Verase Serabande

Rose McGowan has been the go-go dancer with the machine-gun leg, and now she's going to be the She-Devil With a Sword.

The titian-haired former Charmed star has signed on to play the titular mythical comic book hero in Red Sonja, to be produced by fiancé Robert Rodriguez and directed by Highland: Endgame helmer Douglas Aarniokoski, Millennium Films and Nu Images announced Friday.

"This is an amazing property and film for our company," studio exec Avi Lerner said. "Working with the talented Robert Rodriguez, having Rose McGowan as Red Sonja and Douglas Aarniokoski directing is a fantastic combination. We could not be happier."

Inevitable?

From the Sun:

GUY RITCHIE and MADONNA’s marriage has been thrown deeper into meltdown after he told her he’s quitting Kabbalah.

Madge has become increasingly involved with the mystical Jewish religion, but her film director husband is a step closer to hitting the road after losing his faith.

Friends say his recent revelation has widened the gap between the pair, who are leading separate lives despite officially remaining man and wife.

Yesterday I revealed how they barely spent any time together during a three-day break in the romantic Italian city of Milan.

Now a source close to the couple has revealed: “Guy has turned his back on Kabbalah once and for all.

“He has gone hot and cold on the religion in the past, but now he’s given up on it altogether. It has always been her thing and is more a part of her life than ever.

“Guy threw himself into it at first and even filled his movie Revolver with obscure references to the faith.

“He was genuinely into it and it helped the bond between them. But then he backtracked a little with his gestures of public backing, like wearing the bracelet, because he didn’t like being such a high-profile follower.

"He also became suspicious of all the Kabbalah crowd living off her money.

“But he always told Madonna he had kept his faith — until now.

“A few weeks ago he told her he doesn’t want anything else to do with it. It didn’t go down well.”
In March the Snatch director was snapped at his wife’s side at the Purim Jewish Festival at London’s Kabbalah Centre.

He's in it for the $$$!

From ONTD:



HEATHER MILLS has a hunky new toyboy, the News of the World can reveal.


Sir Paul McCartney's 41-year-old ex-wife—who landed a £24million divorce deal in March —met beefy holiday rep Jamie Walker, 36, when she stayed at the Tenerife hotel where he works.

She fell for him after she saw him caring for daughter Beatrice at the kids club. The couple have been out on dates there and in her hometown Brighton.

Last night Jamie told us: "I'm under strict instructions not to talk about this."

Lonely Heather swooned over toyboy Jamie when she saw the 6ft 2in muscleman playing gently with her daughter.

Jamie took four-year-old Beatrice, Mucca's daughter by Sir Paul McCartney, under his wing while acting as kids' rep at the hotel.

And our exclusive pictures show how close Jamie has now become to Heather and her daughter.In pictures taken in Tenerife he looks on attentively as Heather talks to Beatrice and helps the youngster negotiate some steps.

He is also pictured chatting intently to Heather at a cafe on a recent visit to Brighton. Beatrice was playing nearby, looked after by a bodyguard. Last night Jamie told us:

"I'm under strict instructions not to talk to you about this.But I guess you already know it all then. Just be nice about me."

Last night a friend revealed: "Heather is completely infatuated with Jamie. He is a gym junkie and Heather has been boasting his body is so much fitter than Paul's.

"She likes the way he is with Beatrice and his gentle manner towards her. That has played a major part in their blossoming relationship.

*Points & Laughs*

From ONTD and totally why children should'nt have babies:

The birth of Jamie Lynn Spears' new daughter, Maddie Briann, wasn't without complications... to say the least.

In the new issue of Star, on newsstands now, we have all the details about Jamie Lynn's delivery room drama — including her life-threatening decision, emergency surgery to save the baby, Britney's jealous episode, Lynne Spears fighting with everyone and the brouhaha over a paternity test.

"The baby's heart rate dropped every time she tried to push," a family insider tells Star. "They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short." But despite the doctors' dire warnings, the 17-year-old "was adamant about having a natural delivery."
Everyone in the room at Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss., pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors — including big sister Britney. Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. "But she got mad," says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to "just have a damn Caesarian," as she did. "Britney then ran out in tears because she couldn't bear to see what was happening."

The girls mother, Lynne, only added to the tension. "Lynne was already angry because her daughter didn't want her in the delivery room at all," says the source. "But she had insisted on being there, along with Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn's boyfriend. Jamie Lynn cussed and yelled at her mom, and told her to get out. She cursed Lynne for bringing her into the world to bear such pain."