Lilo's new addiction

Let's see.....rehabbed to give up the drugs & drinking (maybe), now it looks like she's given up one addiction for a new one....plastic surgery!!! Notice the trout pout and the stylish orange mustache.....WTF is she trying to do, make the oompa-loompah look trendy?

off of handbag gossip:

It looks like Lindsay Lohan's been getting friendly with the pointy end of syringe again. Her lips were looking particularly puffy as she stepped out with her new man, Riley Giles, last night to enjoy a meal at Il Sole Restaurant in Hollywood.

Come on Lindsay - there's really no need for those ghastly porn star lips at your age! And while we're at it, if you really must wear fake tan, please apply it properly.

What a LIAR!!!

Does anybody believe this shit???

off of yahoonews.com:

NEW YORK - Lindsay Lohan is making plans for life after rehab. The 21-year-old actress reportedly checked out of the Cirque Lodge, a drug and alcohol treatment center in Utah, on Friday. She had entered treatment in August after reaching a plea deal on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges following two arrests.

"It was a sobering experience," Lohan says in an interview with OK! magazine. "It was humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all."

Staying sober and out of Los Angeles is Lohan's main priority.

"I'm staying in Utah until it's time to shoot 'Dare to Love Me,' and then I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused, and avoid other distractions," she tells OK!

When asked whether she's worried about a relapse, Lohan says: "Of course I am! If I wasn't I'd be living in denial. Temptation is always there but now I'll avoid it the right way."

Lohan who recently reunited with her father, Michael Lohan, after a 3 1/2-year estrangement tells In Touch Weekly that her parents' divorce triggered her behavior.

"The trouble in my family resulted in me rebelling and doing things to get my parents' attention," she says. "But all in all, it's better for me now to have them (in my life). It's healthy."

Lohan says she's cutting out the people who encouraged her substance abuse.

"Those are the ones who are around me for the wrong reasons," she says. "The people who want to go out and party, that's not what I am about now."

and this off of Ted C.'s site:

LiLo had been calling her Hell-Ay buds. Good news: She was laughing. Bad news: It was at us.

“She thinks it’s so funny that everybody’s worried about her,” revealed a Lohan bud to Desk Awful. “She says, ‘Oh, what a pitiful girl, they must all be saying,’ and then she breaks into hysterics,” added the somewhat nonplussed amiga, who included the following little verbal baby I simply adore ‘cause it’s just so very real-life Mean Girls:

“And she doesn’t like Britney taking away all the attention, either.”

Now that’s the reason Lindsay Lohan is a star. Because she is pitiful and because she thrives on it. Too fab! Oh, forget those acting chops she never seems overly interested in utilizing these days. The bitch is a real-life Neely O’Hara, I’m tellin’ ya! (And if you don’t know who that is, you’re reading the wrong column.)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Here’s the best: Ms. L, natch, was already making back-to-Hell-Ay plans with her slobbering, derriere-licking entourage. Guess which paparazzi stop is first on the list? The Ivy, of course.

“She just craves it,” blurted the L.L. bud, regarding publicity (and other substances, one assumes). Yeah, real shocker there.

Blohan's goin to jail!!!

Coke found in her system at the time of her crash!!! fucking hooker!

off of the new york post online:

By DAVID K. LI and SELIM ALGAR

June 29, 2007 -- "Mean Girl" Lindsay Lohan was fully loaded on more than just booze when she went on a Memorial Day weekend-long bender - she also had cocaine in her system, according to reports.

Cops said they found traces of blow in Lohan's blood on May 26, the day she crashed her luxury ride in Beverly Hills. Previously, they said they found a personal-use amount of the drug in her car.

Lohan, who turns 21 on Monday, checked herself into rehab several days after she slammed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 into a Sunset Boulevard curb.

The troubled actress hit rock bottom 48 hours later when she capped off her wild Memorial Day holiday by passing out in a car outside Hollywood's famed Roosevelt Hotel.

Snapshots of the unconscious red-haired temptress made front-page news around the world, and she checked into Promises drug and alcohol rehabilitation center in Malibu a day later.

Officers found cocaine in Lohan's smashed-up car, and a news report yesterday revealed that the actress had traces of cocaine in her system.

A Beverly Hills police spokesman declined to confirm or deny the bombshell revelation.
Reports also said Lohan was twice over the blood-alcohol limit for drunken driving. Detectives are about to turn over their findings to the Los Angeles DA.

"I'm not going to tell you one thing or another. We're basically in the home stretch of the investigation and it'll be completed very soon," said Lt. Mitch McCann.

McCann said she was charged with driving under the influence, and "we recovered some cocaine from the car and booked that into evidence, but she was not charged" yet with cocaine possession.

Lohan's spokeswoman and mother could not be reached for comment.

*Points & Laughs*

This is off of news of the world so take it how you will....but this made me laugh my ass off! And I thought by now that Blohan had already fucked everybody!

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THESE shocking sick images show the depths of depravity Lindsay Lohan has sunk to in her battle against cocaine addiction.

Taken just weeks before she was admitted to rehab for the second time, the drugs-crazed 20-year-old wild child is captured holding a KNIFE to a friend's throat at a party.

The pal is also pictured sliding another blade down the Mean Girls star's breast... as Lindsay slips her own knife into her mouth in a chilling game.

A source told us: "These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive."

Our frightening exclusive pictures were taken four months ago at a house party where Lindsay was publicly claiming she was reformed and sober after her first bout of rehab.

Now she is back in a Malibu clinic after driving her Mercedes into a tree, high on coke and booze. Last night a friend from Lindsay's inner circle revealed how the star's mental state has continued to crumble behind the walls of the Promises clinic in California.

"On the first night she couldn't stop crying. Since then she's refused to follow the rules and keeps having hissy fits about people," says our source.

Among the celebs she blasted were:

PARIS HILTON: "In one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldn't believe how stupid she'd been driving while banned. She said, ‘Paris thinks she's above everyone. She's not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets'."

NICOLE RICHIE: Next she scathingly attacked actress Nicole. "She saw a woman who is bulimic and said, ‘She's like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Period'."

CALUM BEST: Our source said Lindsay was devastated after it was revealed her 25-year-old boyfriend had been caught enjoying a drug-fuelled romp with two hookers. Our source said: "Since then she has begun to self-destruct even more. When she was told what he had done with those prostitutes she broke down and cried, ‘I thought he loved me'.

"He still hasn't bothered to get in touch with her. She thought Calum might become her rock but sadly he has just continued his wild ways without her. That's torn her apart."

Lindsay's obsession with bedding famous men is also at the root of her drink and drugs-fuelled madness.

The friend revealed: "She cries all the time at what a mess her life has become and how she has behaved like a complete tart."

It is just a month since the News of the World showed Lindsay being videoed snorting cocaine before bragging: "I'll f*** Jude Law tomorrow."

She bragged about the size of Jude's manhood before claiming she slept with him while he was dating Sienna Miller.

Her friend said: "She just got so carried away with bedding men like Jude and James Blunt she couldn't stop going out.

"She was hooked on pulling those kinds of men and took drugs to give her the confidence to approach them. She needs help to stop her obsession."

The Promises clinic is where singer Britney Spears went earlier this year. Patients have to stay a minimum of 30 days. Our source said Lindsay's family have paid for three guards to be with her in the clinic to make sure she does not escape.

The friend added: "The clinic even took her mobile from her to make sure she can't call people who are a bad influence on her.

"But she went berserk so they gave her a new phone with only the numbers of her family, publicist and agent on it.

"Now her friends just want her to stay in rehab for as long as possible. Only then will she be safe."

*Points & Laughs*

The crash test dummy got CAUGHT!

Oh this is sooo funny! Like we didn't know!!! Rehab, Schmehab!!! Somebody call White Oprah STAT!!!

off of MSN.com:

Lindsay Lohan Booked on Suspicion of DUI

May 27, 3:12 AM EST

Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. It appeared the actress was speeding, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference.

Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan was not carrying it.

Lohan, who spent time at a rehabilitation center earlier this year, was driven in another car to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries, McCann said. The two other people in her car were not hurt.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, McCann said.
She was released from custody because she was admitted to the hospital, police said.

McCann declined to comment on Lohan's blood-alcohol level. He said the case will be presented to the District Attorney's Office where the actress could face more charges, including felonies. Her tentative arraignment date is Aug. 24.

The crash was Lohan's third accident in about two years. In October 2005, Lohan and a passenger received minor injuries when her convertible hit a van in West Hollywood.

Authorities said the van driver, who also received minor injuries, was at fault.

UPDATE off of TMZ.com (you know they are eating this up like free pie on tuesdays):

Two hours after she left Les Deux, cops responded to a 911 call reporting a one car hit and run and Foothill and Sunset Blvds in Beverly Hills. Cops say Lindsay was driving her Mercedes and lost control and went up on on a curb.

Cops say they arrested her at Century City Hospital where she had been taken by friends after the accident. They're waiting for results of blood tests to determine just what substances she had in her system. One thing the cops do know... more charges could be filed in this case.

Poor Linds. She's in a heap of trouble. Fleeing the scene of an accident, coke allegedly found in her car and a possible DUI- and she's under 21 to boot.

UPDATE off of Splash News Online:

Things for Lindsay Lohan went from bad to worse after her DUI accident but I think the best way to describe her situation now is “f*cked.”

...remember that big 21st birthday party sponsored by Svedka Vodka Lindsay was going to have in Las Vegas? Well, it looks like Svedka, very smartly, has pulled out of sponsoring the party! I guess Lindsay doesn’t fit the description of a responsible drinker and partier.

Final Rinse: WTF? ANYBODY else caught with coke on them is guaranteed a trip straight to jail. Why was this bitch only cited? She needs to go to jail!

off of Bossip:

Two weeks ago, Eve was arrested in Hollyweird for a DUI and went directly to jail. Well, early Saturday morning, Hollyweird coke whore Lindsay Lohan was “cited” for a DUI and for having cocaine in the car. She crashed her whip while coked up, drunk, and angry after getting into a fight with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson. She was arrested at the hospital and given a get out of jail free card, a citation. DUI and coke and she gets a “ticket”?

The coked up Lohan was caught on video by Splash News running from the scene of the crash, likely getting rid of her coke stash before “one-time” (police) arrived to the scene.

Lock the b*tch up! Click here to read about the historic get out of jail free card she was given.