Showing posts with label douche. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douche. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2009

It's a Start....

a good place to start, publicly acknowledging stupidity and saying in public that he's sorry. From yahoo news:

LOS ANGELES – Chris Brown has publicly apologized for his beating of Rihanna (ree-AHN'-ah).

Brown released a two-minute video on his Web site on Monday apologizing to fans and saying he is sad and ashamed of his conduct.

He also says on the video that he has repeatedly apologized to Rihanna.

Brown was arrested Feb. 8 and later charged with assault likely to cause great bodily harm. He pleaded guilty to the assault charge last month and faces sentencing on Aug. 5.

He is slated to serve five years of probation and perform six months of community labor.

Brown says on the video he wanted to speak out earlier, but was advised not to by his lawyer.

The 20-year-old calls his actions "unacceptable."

Friday, March 27, 2009

In WTF? News....

You know the Sham-Wow guy?  Every time I see him on TV, I want to punch him in the face.  Not the tv, I want to hunt him down and punch him personally.  It seems he got arrested.  For beating up a hooker.  Who tried to bite his tongue off.  you can't make that shit up.



According to the Smoking Gun, the police report goes like this:

  • Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
  • She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
  • He kisses her.
  • She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
  • He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
  • He runs down to the hotel lobby.
  • They both get arrested.
Makes me think of this Van Halen song:




Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Diddy on Ellen

Frankly, Puffy, P Diddy, Piddly Diddly, whatever he calls himself these days, is a douche. Ellen asks him what's up with loaning his house to Chrianna. Also, if a friend hits somebody, you have just been given a 'FREE TO JUDGE' pass, Twitter or not.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

FederSlime is still an asshole....


No matter how you slice it....The douche was always out after her $$$

off of yahoo.com:

Brit Still Singing, K-Fed Still Mooching

08/31/2007 4:41 AM, E! Online

"Gimme More" isn't just Britney Spears' new battle cry. It's also Kevin Federline's.

Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's attorney, requested in a legal declaration filed this week that Spears pony up an additional $50,000 to pay for her former husband's legal expenses stemming from their recent divorce.

In the court documents, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Kaplan says Spears is "clearly the 'monied party' " of the twosome and should therefore aid in paying off Federline's hefty litigation fees.

Kaplan further argued in his filing that a onetime payment of $50,000—for Spears, anyway—would amount to nothing more than pocket change, stating that her average monthly income is a whopping $737,868.

While Kaplan opted not to divulge his own client's monthly salary, he did claim that Federline, after shelling out for various unspecified expenses, has "no net income" whatsoever. Adding insult to financial injury, his monthly spousal-support payments of $20,000 from Spears will end their run in November.

Spears first filed for divorce from Federline in November 2006, two years and one month after tying the knot. The divorce was finalized in July, and the couple is now ramping up their legal battle on the custody front, fighting for guardianship of kids Sean Preston and Jayden James.