Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Spin Sycle for December 28 2010

What's up, Syclers?  Are you ready for a new year?

Elton John is a father

Unsubstantiated Rumor: Hollywood is still in shock over the unexpected death of Teena Marie.

People are also whispering: "Will Eddie Murphy attend Teena's funeral?"

Allegedly, Teena and Eddie had a brief fling after she broke up with Rick James and Teena was heartbroken that she was "kept a secret" in regards to the fling.

Allegedly, she fell in love with Eddie and the song "Midnight Magnet," was dedicated to him. (Panache Report)

Rihanna is no longer seeing Matt Kemp

Ne-Yo is a father too

Porn might save OctoMom from losing her house

If you missed this

This was the opening act for the 2010, Lady Gaga and Elton John.  Pretty fucking awesome. Bitch can sing.