Spin Sycle for Saturday, May 24 2014

A rarity anymore, isn't it, Syclers?  But I am posting for you!  Let's see what's going on:

Kim and Kanye are now married, we need to start a pool on how long #3 for Kim lasts.  All those rumors about Jay Z being the best man?  Seems it didn't happen, which has me howling with laughter.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant with #20. Let that sink in a moment. Jesus, it took me forever to get pregnant with #1.

Rob Kardashian bailed on the Kimye wedding too.

Maybe not paying child support has something to do with the artist formerly known as Mos Def not being able to get back into the U.S.

Here's Ed Sheeran's Sing:

Spin Sycle for November 18 2013

Hey Spinions!  How's your week so far?

Is Reggie Bush hating on Kim K?

Kanye West not a fan of President Obama?

Kelly Clarkson is trying to get pregnant, y'all.

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a boy with her short hair.

Speaking of hair, do you like Rihanna's new cut?

Terrence Howard is a bitter bitch.

Enjoy some leaping otters to cheer your day!

Spin Sycle Special Edition

They caught him!!!  Maybe now some answers can be found out

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If anybody cares, Kim K and Kris Humphries are now divorced.  Maybe the judge felt they were both losers and just needed to get over it.

and of course, Kim doesn't feel like Kanye is doing enough for her

If anybody cares.

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, April 2 2013

Hey Syclers, what's up!!!

You know, it was just a matter of time before one of those fools from Buckwild turned up dead.  If your deathpool landed on April Fool's day, please come forward to collect your prize.

If you hate Kate Gosselin, you're about to be outed

Weight Watchers?  But of Kourse

Mike Tyson to have his face tat removed

This is for Kimye:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, hope everything is going well for you and that you are enjoying life!!

Ron Jeremy is ready to get back to boning

Lindsay Lohan is desperate for $$$, PitBull is still ugly

Lourdes Leon is developing her own mind, doesn't want to do what mom Madonna wants.

Kim Kardashian is a fucking liar.  Know how I know?  Her mouth opens.
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Just in time for the Oscars, here's what's in the $45k SWAG bags.  Do you know what I could do with $45,000.00?

[Blind Gossip] Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.

OK first off, is LeAnn Rimes looking puffy these days?  Second, you do not have to be "OLD" to need fertility treatments.  There are plenty of women in their twenties with low ovarian reserve and the ovaries of a 50 year old, who have to have fertility treatments to have a baby.  SO sick of the ignorance of fertility.  EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

Here's some Cazette to enjoy over the weekend:

Spin Syc;e for Thursday January 31 2013

How is it already the end of January, Syclers??!!

Kim Kardashian is a damm liar, you know she'll have the baby on her stupid show; it's all she has left.

This is a stupid move, Rihanna.  I know you want to say it's your choice but remember that when he goes at you again.

Ron Jeremy had emergency surgery for his heart.  His heart, assholes.

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 9 2012

Ready or not, it's the New Year, Syclers!

David Bowie is GOD and God is back.

Rumor is Chris and Rihanna moved in together......but then there's this

Kim Kardashian is pregnant (supposedly) with Kanye West's baby.  They are moving in together.  She is still married to Kris.  This is her ultimate mess and she loves it. Also, they turned down an offer for a $3 mill payday for the baby.  For more $$.  That's so Kimye!

Is Britney Spears going to be breaking up with Jason soon?

This has been stuck in my head

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013



Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Spin Sycle for December 4th 2012

Hey Syclers!! Hope the holidays are treating you well!  I'm back for a moment

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting their first child.  She has severe nausea and is in a London hospital for treatment

Supposedly Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are actually going to get married this time

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts.

Kim Kardashian = herpes, as if you didn't know that

Get your Game of Thrones fix here (March, Syclers!)

Spin Scyle for Monday, October 29 2012

Somebody explain to me WTF this is:



Seriously, WTF?  I'm giving Kanye West the official Spin Sycle Troll of the Decade award for pulling of the best trolling done on another human being, that being making Kim Kardashian a laughing stock of style.  Now I am confused as to whether I want to kiss him for his work or kick him for being an asshole.  Here's some more of his stylishness for this AW.

Spin Sycle for Monday October 22 2012

Hey Syclers!  Coffee is brewing, let's get on the gossip!!

In case you have not heard, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy!  Start your pools as to how long you think this will last.

Will Lindsay Lohan end up under a conservatorship?  I hope it would be under a third party and not one of her useless parents.

Fake relationship is fake, will Kanye troll us all and marry Kim Kardashian?

According to Sandra Rose and the Panache report, Rihanna might be having Chris Brown's baby.  An Announcement to be made soon?  Now I know I said I put a ban on these two, but this is pretty huge if it's true.

Adele gave birth to a boy

Blue Ivy cannot be trademarked.

NEWS FLASH: Kristen Stewart actually smiles

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Here is the funkiest song that ever did funk:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, I've been caught up in Olympimania and before I get too trashed, here's what's happening:

Geek hearts everywhere are broken when David Duchovny's rep says that Mulder and Scully are not happening IRL

Jada Pinkett Smith is sick of your shit about a divorce happening

Rihanna, honey, your best friend doesn't beat the crap out of you.  Learn.  Also. Rihanna is stupid

Using the Olympics as a distraction, Brad & Angie may get married this weekend

Good luck with that, ya midget

Kim Kardashian feels the press of time, wants Kanye's babies

Experience LaStephy Noir.....you need this in your life

Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 64.....is 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 9 2012

How's it going, Syclers?  Halfway throught the week!  Think you can make it?

Anna Wintour has spoken and may she be blessed

John Travolta not gay.....not that there's anything wrong with that

Brad Pitt to be known for a different body odor now

Yes, there shall be a Kick Ass 2

Isabella Cruise sounds sad, actually

I didn't have anything else so here's a skateboarding Budgie:


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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

If you observe, Happy Pesach!  Also if you observe, Happy Easter!

Kim K. and Kanye West are perfect for each other.  You can watch their egos fuck each other, what a sight.  This is what happens when attention whores fall in love. She was cheating with Kanye the whole time.

What this translates into is "I'll do porn for an enormous price."  Cuz we all know Octomom can be bought.

Wow, it's really been 18 years since Kurt Cobain died?

PUH- LEASE  Jennifer Aniston probably doesn't look that good in real life.  That is what I choose to believe.

Blind Item!
[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

*Spin's guess: One Direction*

you need to know the Awesomeness of Michael Penn and No Myth

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  Have enough going on in your life? Take a break?

I thought Tila Tequila was converting to Judaism?

Hasn't Cher said this before?

Here's a snippet of "I'm addicted" by Madonna form her soon to be released MDMA album.  Note the Stigmata stance.



Maybe Kim Kardashian's golddigging will land her a prince but she might regret it

Nick Lachey will be wife Vanessa's birth coach

I can't believe I'm typing this:  Miley Cyrus just gained a little of my respect

Have a great day!  The weekend isn't too far?

Spin Sycle Thanksgiving!

Hey Syclers, I'm thankful for you!

The Karda$hian spin machine is at work, saying that Kris called Kim all kinds of things like "fat ass"...i know, right?



Watch out, Courtney Stodden, you're beginning to get a little thick in the middle!

Sharon Tate's engagement ring is going up for auction

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are re-engaged.  How sweet, they can share Summer's Eve together

Jessica Simpson has preggo porn tits

Here's a game for you to play!


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Spin Sycle for Friday, November 18 2011

Hey Syclers!  Sorry for disappearing, a very dear friend was ill.  What's going on?

To no one's surprise and which was highly predictable, Demi and Ashton are officially divorcing.

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship.

Rachel Zoe's baby is terribly fashionable

Kris Humphries telling Kim K's secrets (like a fake butt)?

Tory Spelling's udders accidentally get posted online

Spin Sycle for Monday, November 7 2011

What's happening Syclers?

CONRAD MURRAY FOUND GUILTY OF INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER OF MICHEAL JACKSON

I can't with Lindsay Lohan.  I just can't.  Wake me when she's died.

Some bitch is going to try to strongarm Justin Bieber into being a father.  Teen girls really are monsters (she was a teen when she claims she got pregnant by JB).

Is Kim K trying to save her PR stunt because E! might cancel her show otherwise?  You decide

Ashlee Simpson has nothing else going on in her life, gets her sister Jessica to launch a clothing line with her.

Lindsay can't even get being naked right, has to redo her photo shoot

But did it knock any sense into her?

Paula Abdul hallucinates

Jennifer Garner wears something hideous.  

Are Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock finally getting together?  I would totally cosign that

and finally, a blind item reveal for you:

August 27, 2007,

About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.

Brett Ratner/Michael Bay