It's OMG Sunday

Kim Kardashian thinks everyone wants to marry her. Everyone but Reggie, honey!

Tila T the craaaazy claims she is pregnant.  Scary thought:  what if she isn't lying? *shudder*

Dexter's having cancer treatment but all is going well.

Easy Rider Dennis Hopper is dying of cancer and wants to divorce his wife.

The Kardashians are Ovah

Or KardASSians....whatever. Paris Hilton is pissed and aims to take back the reality show crown as the queen. We all know that when Pari$ decides to put her mind to something, she manages to achieve it, no matter how much we might hate the bish. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, she's coming for you.

Paris Hilton is declaring war on her former best friends, the Kardashian sisters, for becoming more famous and earning more cash than she does.
The hotel heiress is fuming that Kim and her sibs, who got their first big break by hanging out on the Hollywood scene with Hilton, have eclipsed her in the fame and money stakes. Sources say she's hatched a plan to boost her brand by pushing a new beauty line and make herself more likable by playing down her lavish lifestyle.
A source told Page Six: "Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her -- and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals.

"She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl -- and they aren't friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney's baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe's wedding brought in record ratings for E!

Sources close to Hilton said she's carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she'll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side.
And she's keen to play up her more stable relationship with Doug Reinhardt and talk about the possibility of marriage and babies.


courtesy of ~Page Six~

Kim K. to get married too?

Is there nothing that this clan of whores won't do for attention? Seems like their time is almost up and these are the stunts they must pull to try to keep some spotlight. Guess you have to work at it super hard when you're barely a celeb, with your only talents being caught on a sex tape twice and having a huge ass. After this we only have babies and divorces to look forward with them. From IDLYITW:

Inspired by sister Khloe's extravagant "wedding", Kim Kardashian has secretly started planning her own wedding to BF Reggie Bush, say sources. Kim and the New Orleans Saints running back - who split in July amid charges they had both cheated - are back together and happier than ever after rekindling their love affair in August, say friends of the couple. "Kim and Reggie haven't looked back since reuniting," said a friend of the couple. "They're already making wedding plans." Kim is the one who popped the question - sort of. "After they got back together, Kim was determined to pin him down on marriage," explained the friend. "So while visiting him in New Orleans following Khloe's wedding, Kim brought up the subject of walking down the aisle. "She was totally surprised when Reggie said, 'Yes, let's do it!'"

Another Spuh-LIT!

in case you havn't heard, Kim K. and Reggie Bush have split ways. I have no idea if this is permanent or if we'll see them back together in a coupla months. Maybe Reggie got tired of her big mouth at last.

as Necole Bitchie reports:

“Kim split from longtime beau Reggie Bush, with sources telling that the pair opted to part ways on amicable terms.

They have different schedules, they never got to see each other,” a source tells . “Kim didn’t want to give up her career for Reggie and they both care deeply about each other."

I wasn't aware that being a media/attention whore was a career. and according to Mediatakeout:

Well now it’s official - and we were RIGHT!! People Magazine is reporting that the couple finally decided to end their nearly 3 year relationship.

Here’s what happened. According to our EXTREMELY reliable insider, they didn't break up because of Reggie’s cheating. Our insider explained, “Reggie wasn’t trying to be Mr Kim Kardashian. She always wanted to be in front of the cameras, and had to live her life out in the public for everyone to see.” The insider continued, “He wanted some privacy, and he knew he’d never have that with Kim.”

So Reggie told her he was done a few weeks ago. And so if they were broken up for weeks, why didn’t they tell anyone. According to MediaTakeOut.com’s insider, Reggie and Kim were being paid handsomely by the DeBeers diamond company to go to South Africa together – and they had to keep up appearances.

And here's where it gets sad. The insider added, “Kim tried to get Reggie to change his mind over the trip – she practically begged him to get married. He said No.”

*So...DUMPED! chalk it up to another edition of kunt punt 09. Who's next? Cuz wow, I'm so distraught., like this*



*not really*

Shanna Moakler calls Kim K a donkey!!!

And I'm still loling!!! from ONTD:


So I read the most hilarious interview last night because I could just picture this whole thing going down in my head. Reggie Bush had to defend his lady Kim Kardashian when Travis Barker’s on again off again wife Shanna Moakler attacked her at a recent party. Apparently Kim tried numerous times to sleep with travis while he was married to Shanna and while Kim was with Reggie. Peep this snippet from an interview Shanna just did with TheDirty.com:

Nik Richie: Yea, we heard you had a little altercation with someone at Carmen Electra’s bbq. Is that true?

Shanna: Yea! I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!

Nik Richie: Not nice?! I’m surprised it even fits through a door!

Shanna: Anyway, I saw her and she was standing next to Carmen (Electra) for her press op, of course. I thought I was going to be at this bbq with friends so when I saw her I simply had zero desire to be there. I was walking out but the sheer site of her makes me ill. I actually feel bad for Paris (Hilton). Okay, maybe not, but sort of. This girl totally uses her! I walked by her and just told her that she was lucky to be standing next to Carmen. I was trying to respect her (Carmen Electra) party but then the east coast came out of me and I threw my drink on her (Kim Kardashian). I decided I was tired of being the moral police! I went to grab my things and go when my girlfriend asked me where I was going. I just told her I absolutely didn’t want to be there if that whore was there. Then, Reggie comes up and says (Shanna switches to a Mr. T voice) “YO! Be careful what you say!” And I was like “Your girls a whore!” and he said it again - “Be careful what you say.” and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a whore!” I seriously don’t understand, can someone explain to me why these men defend these girls who literally have a different tongue in them every night?! If your woman wants to f*ck married men and ruin families, you better expect a pissed of ex-wife is going to come out! It floors me when they’re so shocked and awed by this! Ugh, so he (Reggie) came in and was trying to be really nice and I actually liked him! I just felt bad for him because he was defending her and he has no clue why I was event upset. …I’ve got some e-mails he should probably read.