Spin Sycle for Friday June 1 2012

What's up Syclers!!

Pari$ Hilton got dumped by AfroJack

Of course Jessica Simpson is now going to pimp weight watchers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Katie Holmes really enjoys pissing of Tom, doesn't she?

Britney has ADHD

Madonna's MDNA tour begins in Tel Aviv

Enjoy MGMT - Electric Feel

The Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 27 2011

What's up, Syclers?  Here's what's going on!

Jess James and Kat Von D are no longer together.  Surprised?  Maybe it turned into a battle of the egos and she wasn't willing to just do whatever he wanted

A new Amy Winehouse album to be released from her demos?  Good idea or not?  Her family and friends said goodbye  at her funeral, she was then cremated to join her grandmother

Nothing good can come out of two has-beens (Lindsay and Pari$) hanging out together again, desperate for attention

James Franco to go back to General Hospital

Gene Simmons finally proposes to Shannon Tweed

Ghost rider 2 is going to happen, Nick Cage to play two roles in in

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 21 2011

Hey Syclers!!  Be sure to follow me on Twitter!  @Spin_Sycle  accept no substitutes!!

Gird yer loins!  James Franco split up with his girlfriend!  I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!!

U Mad, Pari$?

Weston Cage, Nick Cage's son, arrested for domestic violence again

Here's some Edith Piaf for your enjoyment, an example of perfect pitch and true vocal talent....her voice required no AutoTune.  Bow to her greatness!  En Francais, La Foule:

Your Weekend Spin Sycle!!

OMG Syclers!!  Here's what's going on!!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to divorce!  She's going back on the market, run for your life!!

Image via WikipediaMila Kunis, being the cool chick that she is, is in fact going to the Marine Corps ball. 

Is Pari$ Hilton pregnant? or is it a food baby?  she sure leaves it up for serious speculation.

Britney Spears sinks to a new low with Pauly D joining her tour

Here's a compilation of the "Brad and Angie are getting married" rumors

For your weekend!

Enjoy Katy Perry's latest "Last Friday Night"




Jesse James and Kat Von D spilt?  Weird, him being such the faithful type and all

Pari$ and her beau to split soon?

Jennifer Aniston and her Mr. Man move in together.  Exclusive club rings!

Is some other guy Natalie Portman's babydaddy?

Spin Sycle for Tuesday June 7 2011

How you doing, Syclers?  Here's what's up!!

Lights
Not sure what to think, Ahnold is still supporting his baby mama.....good thing or should he just break it off?

Lauren Hill is expecting baby #6

Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake make a cute couple, no?

Is Jessica Biel banging Gerald Butler now?


Darks
Paris Hilton is just about done.  Yay! Because no one curr

ScarJo and Sean Penn split.  This is a good thing, actually.


Needs Bleach
Ke$ha's new song "Tease Me" leaked

Delicates
CDAN – This almost newborn baby to this B list actress was born with a birth defect. The reason? She did c*ke most of the way through her pregnancy.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

We just found out that this recent celebrity marriage happened originally because of a lost bet. The couple who were dating, were drunk one night and were playing cards. The male made a bet that if he won, the two would marry. Looks like he’s good at Phase 10 because they ended up tying the knot!

She is not pregnant… but she really wants to be! So while she may never marry her fiance, there’s a good chance she will have his baby. Why? Because she stopped taking her birth control a couple of months ago. Without telling him. Well, at least a pregnancy will be really good for ratings!
Blind Gossip

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Spin Sycle for Tuesday February 22 2011

How ya doin Syclers!!

Charlie Sheen is lonely

John Travolta really is balding

Angelina from Jersey Shore faked her engagement

Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks to tour together.....yes you MUST see this show!

Is Pari$ Hilton getting engaged before her BF has to go to prison?

From the Daily Fail:  Is Katie Holmes ready to run?

Whoever put Brooklyn Decker in this jumpsuit monstrosity needs to be shot.

Spin Sycle for October 19 2010

Run for the hills Syclers!! It's Halloween season! Don't look back!

Pari$ wants to procreate. As much as her vag has been pounded, I assume any offspring would be able to walk right out of that birth canal.

This is probably why Tom Bosley died.  He didn't want to be in a world with Pari$ brats running about.  I shall miss him, I've always equated him to my real father.

Speaking of dead, West Coast Choppers is no more.

Seems Julia Roberts has passed the Lola Granola flame to Hilary Swank

Lance Armstrong's one nut busted out another one....a new daughter

John Mayer dipped his pen in this bitch?

Didja see Machete?  You didn't see Jessica Alba naked, sorry.

Spin Sycle for October 9 2010

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Eminem, despite having a Marine's mouth in his music, is an awesome single father to 3 girls.

Michael Lohan just cannot shut the hell up, looks stupid again.  I swear, ever since he got out of prison, all he's done is attention whore himself.

Pari$ Hilton now eats children.  Gotta keep that youthful glow somehow, I guess.

Jay Z loves his Granmama

So Kevin Jonas got married just so he could have sex?  This will end well.

Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend miscarried.

Spin Offs for September 21, 2010

Japan ain't nuthin to fuck with, even for Pari$ite

Wyclef Jean has done the right thing

TI to appear in court

Tokio Hotel is moving to the U.S 

Start crying, tweenagers! Justin Bieber has a girlfriend!

The Spin Sycle for September 8 2010

Hulk Hogan hospitalized, not as exciting as you'd think

Be sure to support Stephen Colbert's rally for restoring truthiness!!

Britney Spears being sued, much more exciting than Hulk being hospitalized

Katie Holmes to have more children?

Pari$ Hilton smuggles her stash in her gaping vagehole

The Spin Sycle for September 2 2010

Happy 90210 day! Let's get to it:

Stephen Hawking is releasing a new book next week and remains awesome while doing so.  

Pari$'s alibi shot to pieces?

TI is not only a dumbass, but must enjoy incarceration

Lady Gaga to become ordained so she can officiate gay weddings

California has that new law smell....of anti paparazzi

Even game makers are in trouble in this economy

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia stars have a little ray of sunshine

Spin Sycle for August 31 2010

oh Zsa Zsa....so very sad.  I hope you find peace.

Is it possible that Pari$ might actually get what she deserves?

Julia Roberts doesn't shave her pits

watch out for flying fish


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Pari$ite is Toxic

and she just proves it again....seems her hijinks have cost her man his job.  from digitalspy:

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits has reportedly been "fired" from his job at a Las Vegas nightclub following the pair's arrest.

The couple were stopped by police while driving in Las Vegas on Friday night (August 27), leading to Hilton being arrested for possession of a controlled substance, which was later confirmed to be cocaine. Waits was also arrested for driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

E! News reports that Waits has since been fired from his high profile position as head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore properties in the city. Waits and his twin brother Jesse had been promoted to the position on Wednesday (August 25) by casino magnate Steve Wynn.

A source said: "Wynn has a zero-tolerance policy with their club execs when it comes to brushes with the law."


Final Rinse:  were I him, I'd kick her to the curb but then again, now that his time is all freed up, they can live the days of wine and roses, huh?

Spin Sycle for August 28 2010

Pari$ does it again!  This time arrested for possession of cocaine!  Wonder if she'll bribe her way out of this one like what probably happened in South Africa

WTF is Nutraloaf?

Chris Brown is still bitter.  And Usher won't tour with him.  Stay pressed, asshole

So there will be an Expendables 2

Some strippers are actually smart?

It just doesn't seem like Jennifer Lopez and country clubs would go together

Despite being on a show called Weeds, Mary Louise Parker has never gotten stoned.

Blind Item!

From Page Six and it should be soooo obvious:

Which reality-show diva just returned from what she said was a trip to France looking fresher than ever, leading to whispers she had a face-lift?...

But Paris said she doesn't do drugs!!

I believe her, don't you? I mean, Paris Hilton would never ever lie about anything! You know, there comes a point in time when the whole drug thing is just pathetic and it's not funny anymore, you're just an addict.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa -- Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa, according to reports.

South Africa's News24 reported that it had confirmed that the celebutante was arrested on a "drug related charge."

The news appeared to have broken on Twitter after several people at the game claimed she was arrested at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, where the Netherlands vs. Brazil game was held. It was claimed Paris had been caught smoking pot.

A rep for the reality star was not immediately available for comment when contacted by Access Hollywood on Friday afternoon.

Update:  charges against Pari$ were dropped.  This is why you have a drug bitch to take the rap for you.RecoveryRecovery

Spin Offs 4/12

Jessica Simpson cut off all her hair.  Or did she?

Dixie Carter died of something nasty.  Keep up with your gyno exams, ladies.

Tracy Morgan is a bad role model

Mario Lopez is a prick

Paris Hilton is single again

Patrick Swayze's wife wishes they would have had children

Lady Gaga is celibate and wants you to know 

Is Duggar #19 going to live?

The Kardashians are Ovah

Or KardASSians....whatever. Paris Hilton is pissed and aims to take back the reality show crown as the queen. We all know that when Pari$ decides to put her mind to something, she manages to achieve it, no matter how much we might hate the bish. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, she's coming for you.

Paris Hilton is declaring war on her former best friends, the Kardashian sisters, for becoming more famous and earning more cash than she does.
The hotel heiress is fuming that Kim and her sibs, who got their first big break by hanging out on the Hollywood scene with Hilton, have eclipsed her in the fame and money stakes. Sources say she's hatched a plan to boost her brand by pushing a new beauty line and make herself more likable by playing down her lavish lifestyle.
A source told Page Six: "Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her -- and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals.

"She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl -- and they aren't friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney's baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe's wedding brought in record ratings for E!

Sources close to Hilton said she's carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she'll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side.
And she's keen to play up her more stable relationship with Doug Reinhardt and talk about the possibility of marriage and babies.


courtesy of ~Page Six~