Spin Sycle for August 26 2010

Just a personal note: were my mother still alive, my parents would have been married 60 years today!

But...isn't not saying you're pregnant mean that you're pregnant?  Mariah must be waiting for the three month mark

$1 million to get Lindsay Lohan on the radio?

Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn to have a double wedding?  Break out the moonshine!

Is Uma Thurman pregnant?

Fantasia is a whiny-ass whore who's dreary "suicide attempt" was just a desperate loud cry for attention.

OctoMom lost her house

Is Halle Berry pregnant again?

Lady Gaga has a male alter ego.  Must be seen to be believed.