Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, I've been caught up in Olympimania and before I get too trashed, here's what's happening:

Geek hearts everywhere are broken when David Duchovny's rep says that Mulder and Scully are not happening IRL

Jada Pinkett Smith is sick of your shit about a divorce happening

Rihanna, honey, your best friend doesn't beat the crap out of you.  Learn.  Also. Rihanna is stupid

Using the Olympics as a distraction, Brad & Angie may get married this weekend

Good luck with that, ya midget

Kim Kardashian feels the press of time, wants Kanye's babies

Experience LaStephy Noir.....you need this in your life

R U surprised?

I'm not....I'd be in shock if they had survived his serial cheating plus rehab. Tis the season for breakups, huh? From Peoplemag:

David Duchovny, who recently left rehab for sex addition, and wife Téa Leoni released a statement Wednesday saying they have been separated for some time.

"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months," the statement says. "The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

The actor voluntarily entered rehab last summer "for the treatment of sex addition," he said in a statement issued in August.

Earlier this month, Duchnovny had "successfully completed the rehab program," his lawyer said. Duchovny was then spotted with Leoni at the Czech Street Festival in Manhattan.

*Ladies, the line forms to the left*

Umm, Whut?

David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6

Source: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20222358,00.html