Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, I've been caught up in Olympimania and before I get too trashed, here's what's happening:

Geek hearts everywhere are broken when David Duchovny's rep says that Mulder and Scully are not happening IRL

Jada Pinkett Smith is sick of your shit about a divorce happening

Rihanna, honey, your best friend doesn't beat the crap out of you.  Learn.  Also. Rihanna is stupid

Using the Olympics as a distraction, Brad & Angie may get married this weekend

Good luck with that, ya midget

Kim Kardashian feels the press of time, wants Kanye's babies

Experience LaStephy Noir.....you need this in your life

Spin Sycle Weekend post!!

Do you have any chocolate, Syclers??  I NEED CHOCOLATE!!

This is truly the best, most fabulous lawsuit ever filed

So JLo's boytoy is really teh ghey and is only in it for the $$?  color me shocked

So Lady Gaga has become fat

Shakira may be pregnant

how about some blind items for your weekend?

[NationalEnquirer] This newly married Hollywood couple never settled their religious differences before walking down the aisle – and now it’s become a HUGE issue! The laid-back newlyweds didn’t give it too much thought, but his family is insisting that their future grandchildren must be raised Jewish! Who are they?

[The Morton Report] Liz Jones, a British journalist who writes for theDaily Mail and has a weekly diary in Sunday’s Youmagazine, has given the biggest hint yet about the identity of a rock star who is cheating on his glamorous wife.

Liz, who is herself dating a mysterious, single rock star, informed readers of her diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to famous people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his backing singer’.

Shocked, Liz mused: “No! Why would he do that, when he is married tosomeone so rich, so famous, so beautiful, and the mother of his children?” The friend replied: “That’s what men do. They are incapable of saying no. They are threatened when a wife is too perfect, too famous, too powerful, on the cover of Vogue just once too often. They want you to be in awe of them.”

Wow, wow, wow! Almost too much information.

There are several stars reputedly entertaining women who are not their wives.

Just about everyone in showbiz knows who the errant men are, but the papers avoid naming them for fear of lawsuits. Only the vaguest hints are usually made, but Liz’s comments must have raised a few eyebrows. The clues are there – ‘uber-famous wife’ being the biggest.

This story has been rumbling along for some time, with slight variations. Like the other cheated wives, this one plays the Edwardian wife- i.e. one who ignores the situation and keeps up a public profile of unity. This particular Mr. Rock Star knows which side his bread is buttered. Mega-millions must play a big part in his reckoning. And Mrs. Rock Star doesn’t want to lose face. She had a previous life and doesn’t want the press poking around again in her past. So, expect a carefully staged, heart-warming, ‘so in love’ interview any time soon. Unless the ‘backing singer’ runs to the tabloids first.

UPDATE: There are two celebrity couples apparently with equal claims to be the Mr. and Mrs. Rock Star in that report. One possible Mrs. Rock Star has recently taken pains to show that she is really devoted to her husband ‘s family. Of course she is.

*Spin's guess - Goopie and Chris Martin*

[NationalEnquirer] Everyone likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided thather young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Who are they?

Younger Diva:

Older Diva:

Here's a great summer song:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 9 2012

How's it going, Syclers?  Halfway throught the week!  Think you can make it?

Anna Wintour has spoken and may she be blessed

John Travolta not gay.....not that there's anything wrong with that

Brad Pitt to be known for a different body odor now

Yes, there shall be a Kick Ass 2

Isabella Cruise sounds sad, actually

I didn't have anything else so here's a skateboarding Budgie:


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Spin Sycle for Monday, April 30 2012

Hey Syclers, I'm back!  Have you ever felt so fed up with a job, relationship, etc. that you were willing to walk away just to keep you sanity and health together?

Let's start with a blind item:

[BlindGossip] They have been a couple for several years and are parents together, so it was just a matter of time before they took that extra step and got married. They announced their engagement earlier this year and have been hinting that the wedding will be later this year. No. The wedding is actually next weekend. It won’t be one of those huge 500-person affairs. Just family and close friends, including some of his friends who just happen to be big celebrities. His ex-wife is definitely not invited. The location is the same country where he proposed to her. And yes, their child/ren will be in the wedding party. Congratulations!

UPDATE!

They are changing the date! The wedding is being moved to early summer (June/July). We’ll let you know as it gets closer.

Here's the supposed date

Here's Nicki Minaj with Starships:

Can you believe it's been a year since William and Kate married?

Robin Gibb to leave hospital soon?  I have nothing but the best hopes for him.  A speedy recovery to you

So how much longer do you think Nick and Mariah will be married?

Johnny Depp celebrates his son's 10th birthday without Vanessa

Until later!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edtion

Hey Syclers!  Hope you're having a great time!

Brad & Angie are engaged!  Think it'll be a long time til the wedding?

Solved blind item:
[BlindGossip] After years of speculation about whether or not they will get married, this acting couple is finally going to become Mr. and Mrs.! He had a beautiful ring made for her, and has already proposed. The wedding will take place this year, will not be a huge affair, and will not take place in the United States. Just about the only ones who may not be happy about all this are those who kept holding out hope that he would eventually get back together with his ex. It’s not going to happen. They are friends. That’s it. Really.

SOLVED!

It’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt! Source: BlindGossip and Everywhere

Jada Smith wants us all to know that everything is fine

Chris Evans.  That is all.  I think I just went stupid.





He's not wrong.  Hell, the drinking age used to be 18.  It was changed in the early '80's

Here's the Ramones

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Have a good weekend going on?

you need to be aware fo the awesomeness of Janet Jackson (Thanks Tiff J)



Brad Pitt lost his cellphone in London, somebody needs to find that STAT

Stephen Hawking likes sex clubs.  Well, why not, what does he have to lose?

Could Drew Barrymore be pregnant?

Amazingly, Abe Vigoda is still alive

There is no warrent for arrest yet for Chris Brown

Fair is fair, now you can convert dead Mormons into teh Ghey!!!  no takie backsies

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 26 2012

Already a whole month after Xmas, Syclers!!!

Brad Pitt, atheist (psst young, constant indoctrination always kills the religion bug)

Demi Moore, anorexic?

Yes, Miley, we get it: You're having sex

Make it stop: Blue Ivy's godmother is Oprah

Cameron Diaz is crushed that Justin Timberlake never proposed to her?

Just because Spin finds it sweet, Gary Oldman with his wife:


Enjoy Mayor Hawthorne "The Walk" (great song, bad video)

Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:

[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!

Your Weekend Spin Sycle!!

OMG Syclers!!  Here's what's going on!!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to divorce!  She's going back on the market, run for your life!!

Image via WikipediaMila Kunis, being the cool chick that she is, is in fact going to the Marine Corps ball. 

Is Pari$ Hilton pregnant? or is it a food baby?  she sure leaves it up for serious speculation.

Britney Spears sinks to a new low with Pauly D joining her tour

Here's a compilation of the "Brad and Angie are getting married" rumors

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 14 2011

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What ya doin, Syclers?  What's going on!


Hide yo kids, hide yo husband, Tila Tequila is going to New York!

First Mila Kunis, now Justin Timberlake has been invited to the Marine Corps ball





I am convinced that Giulianna Rancic has celiac disease.

Is Zac Efron like a cow?

It seems Brad and Angie might get married after all!  Please let it steal all the thunder from Kim K, please!  If there is a god, I don't ask for much....but let this happen!!!

CDAN blind item!  or is it not so blind?
This supposedly happily married pro athlete did not seem to be that way at an event the other night. The athlete, who is currently married to a reality star I wish would go away, was all over another woman at the event. In support of him, I would say the reality star has done a good job of trying to chase him away and seems to only be with him to keep the show alive.  *spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

Delicates
CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.



Lights
Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?


Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward


If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?

Image via Wikipedia

Needs Bleach
Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.


Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?






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The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

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Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

Spin Sycle for March 1 2011

what's shakin Syclers!!  Here's what's on the line:

Lights
In case you missed it, like me, here are the results of the 2011 oscars.  Highlights included no real surprises, Best actor went to Colin Firth for The King's speech, Best Actress went to Natalie Portman for Black Swan, Best Animated film went to Toy Story 3, Best Director went to Tom Hooper for The King's Speech and The King's Speech took Best Picture.  The Social Network won best writing/adapted screenplay.

Here's Brad Pitt wearing the pendant that Angelina designed for him

Darks
Mel Gibson is about to be charged with domestic violence

watch the end of John Galliano's career here

Needs Bleach
I don't care if this was posted earlier, I need more bleach.  Will.I.Am and Britney Spears collaborating on a song together is either tracktastic or gross.  Not sure which.

Hand Wash
Here's Lady Gaga's latest video, Born This Way:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What is hanging on the lines, Syclers?  Let's see!

Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs.  That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.  Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie?  I think that's the least you could do.

That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry

Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley.  I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.

Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt.  Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise

Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate.  Khloe smash.

Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son?  But why not  ;P

Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C.  You've been warned.




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Spin Sycle for December 29 2010

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!

Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there.  Is everyone  using the same jeweler?

and a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.




*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*

Anybody sick of this rumor yet?

Brangelina splitting up....at least according to Page 6 it's happening....I don't know, I don't know if I care.  I suppose if it gets said for a long enough time, maybe it will come true or maybe like a broken clock, it will have been repeated at the right time.

Mega-couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have secretly signed legal documents dividing their vast fortune and family in case they split, according to Britain's News of the World. Pitt and Jolie, who are not married but have been together for more than five years, have three biological children as well as three adopted kids and an estimated $300 million fortune. Under the reported deal, hammered out with an LA law firm, the pair would have joint custody over the kids, who would live full time with Jolie. Rumors of a breakup have dogged the couple for years. Recently, Jolie reportedly had an affair with a language coach with whom she was working for an upcoming role, but the teacher vehemently denied it. Neither star appeared at the Golden Globes last Sunday and Pitt made a solo showing at Friday night's Haiti telethon.



*clutch yer pearls ladies, this may get interesting!*




update from digital spy:

Brad Pitt has been planning a new start away from Angelina Jolie for six months, according to reports.

The couple have reportedly separated this week in a $205m (£126m) deal.

"Brad is miserable and wants a new start," a source told Ian Halperin, author of recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story Of Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie.

The insider added: "He’s looked miserable and exhausted the past couple of years because he can’t handle Angie’s explosive personality and self-destructive ways.

"I love Brad and am in his corner all the way. I feel so bad for him because Angie put him through the wringer. I can confirm that his relationship with Angie is over."

Here we go

So Brad lied in his interview that he gave up smoking pot because of the kids? What's the real story? Is she really still shooting smack? courtesy of digitalspy:

Angelina Jolie has reportedly blamed Jennifer Aniston after discovering that Brad Pitt used to smoke marijuana.

Jolie allegedly told her friends that partner Pitt lied to her when he said that he had stopped smoking the drug.

A source admitted to the National Enquirer: "Ange says it's Jen's fault Brad is still smoking pot, since the bulk of his drug-taking days were when he was with her.

"She's angry and looking for someone to blame, so Jen is always going to be a prime target."

The insider continued: "Angie, feeling she's been totally lied to, is piecing together all the other things Brad's not been truthful to her about and come up with a fairly long list."

A Little Anti-Religion does you good

from digital spy:

Brad Pitt has revealed that he does not believe in God.

The Inglourious Basterds star has said that he doesn't spend his time thinking if there is a God because no one truly knows.

Pitt told Bild: "No, no, no! I'm probably 20% atheist and 80% agnostic. I don't think anyone really knows. You'll either find out or not when you get there, until then there's no point thinking about it."

The 45-year-old actor, who has six children with Angelina Jolie, has also admitted that the couple owns a giant bed for his children to join them in the morning.

He said: "Yes we have a three-metre wide bed, but even that isn't big enough. They all come crawling in the morning. It's just about surviving! We all have sleep deprivation."

*and*

John Travolta is close to losing his faith in the Church Of Scientology, it has been claimed.

The Hollywood actor has been a loyal follower of the controversial religion for the past 34 years, but is believed to be rethinking his devotion following the death of his 16-year-old son Jett.

Jett, who allegedly suffered from autism and epilepsy, passed away during a family holiday in the Bahamas on January 2.

Scientology critic Rick Ross told the Daily Mail: "There have been strong rumours coming out of Scientology that John Travolta is disappointed that the religion was not able to help his son more. It's led him to question his faith."

He continued: "I think it would be very difficult for John Travolta at this stage, given his history with the religion, to extricate himself from the Church of Scientology. It would be a huge move on his part because Scientology keeps files on its celebrity members containing embarrassing personal information about them.

"And Scientology has proven in the past that it has a penchant for releasing that information to embarrass people who have left and who have said things it doesn't like. If celebrities leave, they tend to do it quietly and keep their mouths shut, because if they do speak out, they are opening themselves up to attack from Scientology.

"That's why I think Travolta will want to keep his problems with the Church private."

*plus, Travolta prolly doesn't want the $citards trying to sue him for some BS...it would be a huge loss for them, yet again. I hoope the best for him and hope that ultimatly he does leave the C of $. Carry on!*

Here's some Colbert win for you:

She's just better than the rest of us!

from digital spy:

Angelina Jolie has revealed how she got her figure back after giving birth to twins.

The actress and husband Brad Pitt welcomed Knox and Vivienne into the world in July, but Jolie wasted no time in losing her baby weight.

Speaking at the New York premiere of Changeling, the 33-year-old remarked that she shed the pounds simply by being a mum.

"[Running] around with all the kids, and breastfeeding, which I think is part of your body's natural way of losing weight," she said.

Brad Pitt in Houston?

In my neck of the woods? I know he's been shooting a movie in Austin....I have sent out the word, if he is, I'll get pics for you!

from Lainey:

There were reports earlier this week that he’d been sighted in Houston. Several LaineyGossip.com readers have written to say that he was still in Houston as of yesterday, with Sean Penn, friendly with fans, and at one point joking around on a smoke break.

So if he’s confident enough to travel, it would mean Angelina’s due date is far enough away… right? But far enough away to make it 8/8/8?