Spin Sycle for Saturday, May 24 2014

A rarity anymore, isn't it, Syclers?  But I am posting for you!  Let's see what's going on:

Kim and Kanye are now married, we need to start a pool on how long #3 for Kim lasts.  All those rumors about Jay Z being the best man?  Seems it didn't happen, which has me howling with laughter.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant with #20. Let that sink in a moment. Jesus, it took me forever to get pregnant with #1.

Rob Kardashian bailed on the Kimye wedding too.

Maybe not paying child support has something to do with the artist formerly known as Mos Def not being able to get back into the U.S.

Here's Ed Sheeran's Sing:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

I don't even have a intro for this, Syclers.  Just What in the Actual fuck:

Phillip Seymour Hoffman has died from an apparent drug overdose. I am stunned.

Woody Allen is a pervert and is creepy. Surprised?

Owen Wilson is a father again.

Kanye West settles assault case out of court.  I'm still questioning if this incident really happened at all or was a huge PR stunt.

Jesse Eisneberg to play Lex Luthor.  Will he shave his head?  Weird casting?

Beyonce fired her general manager in favor of her husband, Jay Z.  Smart move or disaster in the making?



Stay tuned for a big announcement, Syclers!!

Happy Chinese New Year!

Spin Sycle for Monday, December 2 2013

Hey Spinions!!  How was your Thanksgiving (if you celebrate)?  Are the Holidays being good to you?

Let's dive in!

Paul Walker died tragically at the age of 40 in a car accident. He was a star of the Fast and Furious movies.

Is this finally the beginning of the end for the Kardashians?  You know, we could just ignore them!  That's always an option!

Amazon wants to use delivery drones, Texans froth at the mouth to be able to do some target practice.

Nobody wants to get into business bed with Kanye.

Don't write checks that your ego can't cash, Roseanne Barr.

Enjoy Fallout Boy's "Where did the party go"



update: here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] There is an unwritten rule in Hollywood about throwing people under the bus. It’s incredibly stupid to screw over people who are more famous and successful than you just to get yourself a few minutes of publicity.

Then again, this singer never was the brightest bulb on the Disney tree.

He recently did an interview that threw some famous people under the bus. Blah blah blah. Lies, lies, LIES! And the people he talked about are furious!

Yes, they know that he is a dr*g addict, and that he lies about everything. But that excuse won’t wash with them. They know that just about everything he said about sex and drugs and music and business – and who did what to whom and when – is a blatant lie. But is completely unacceptable that his lies involve name-dropping them to make himself look like an innocent victim and to make them look evil and manipulative.

How do you they even begin to retaliate against such lies? Well, they don’t want to give him more of the public attention that he craves. So they are banding together to decide on a strategy to retaliate privately. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. He really pissed off the wrong people this time. His punishment is coming.

Spin's guess: Joe Jonas, interview is here

Spin Sycle for November 18 2013

Hey Spinions!  How's your week so far?

Is Reggie Bush hating on Kim K?

Kanye West not a fan of President Obama?

Kelly Clarkson is trying to get pregnant, y'all.

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a boy with her short hair.

Speaking of hair, do you like Rihanna's new cut?

Terrence Howard is a bitter bitch.

Enjoy some leaping otters to cheer your day!

Spin Sycle for November 1, 2013 and weekend edition!

How was your Halloween, Spinions???  are you ready to be bombarded by Christmas now??

I found this funny as hell, Mama June and Honey Boo Boo's family dressed as the Kardashians for Halloween.  Just imagine the hilarity if the two families ever actually meet:



And Neil Patrick Harris's family was perfect as usual:




It seems that even the gods are tired of Kanye's shit

I'm pretty sure that by this point, Khloe is in it for the $ now.....your friend Spin heard something about Khloe getting most of Lamar's $ if he died....which would be more than a divorce would bring.  Obvious choice is obvious?

Finally, if anybody cares, Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant with #2

Weekend update:  Love is dead, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison split up.  Then again, quelle surprise.  Will she become the next Pari$ Hilton? And I mean in regards to the annoying overexposure for nothing.  Wait, how much do you want to bet that there's a sex tape being shopped around (barf)?

Spin Sycle Special Edition

They caught him!!!  Maybe now some answers can be found out

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If anybody cares, Kim K and Kris Humphries are now divorced.  Maybe the judge felt they were both losers and just needed to get over it.

and of course, Kim doesn't feel like Kanye is doing enough for her

If anybody cares.

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, April 2 2013

Hey Syclers, what's up!!!

You know, it was just a matter of time before one of those fools from Buckwild turned up dead.  If your deathpool landed on April Fool's day, please come forward to collect your prize.

If you hate Kate Gosselin, you're about to be outed

Weight Watchers?  But of Kourse

Mike Tyson to have his face tat removed

This is for Kimye:

Spin Sycle Easter Edition

Happy bunnies and eggs day, Syclers!!!  Some funny ish that is going on!!

Kanye West may be the most magnificent troll in history.  Who else would name their baby Khrist?

Don't forget that Game of Thrones is back tonight!!

Wish I could afford it!

Justin Bieber is disgusting

Jeremy Renner is father to a little girl

There's a Wonder Woman porno.

Here's some Peter Frampton for your day:

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 1 2013

How's your March going so far, Syclers?  Is it Spring yet where you are?

This is so gross and unfair, Syclers.  How is it that this douchebag can become a father, yet I am infertile?  and people wonder why I am a nonbeliever.

Rick Springfield is returning to General Hospital, in case any of you actually watch that soap.

Holly Madison looks pretty good pregnant, with that new hair color

Is Kanye West losing his mind?  People are starting to wonder

Jennifer and Justin are going to do the deed


Remember the Girls Gone Wild videos?  Well, now GGW is bankrupt.  LOL

Enjoy Casablanca by Low Deep T

Spin Sycle for Friday January 11 2012

Here's what's up Syclers!!

Destiny's Child has released a new album

Janet Jackson's pussi must be made of gold

Taylor Swift won't put out

Kanye ain't having what Kris Jenner is dishing out.  That marvelous troll.  Stop making me like you, Kanye

No, Tom Cruise.  Just no.

Enjoy Thrift Shop:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 9 2012

Ready or not, it's the New Year, Syclers!

David Bowie is GOD and God is back.

Rumor is Chris and Rihanna moved in together......but then there's this

Kim Kardashian is pregnant (supposedly) with Kanye West's baby.  They are moving in together.  She is still married to Kris.  This is her ultimate mess and she loves it. Also, they turned down an offer for a $3 mill payday for the baby.  For more $$.  That's so Kimye!

Is Britney Spears going to be breaking up with Jason soon?

This has been stuck in my head

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013



Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Spin Scyle for Monday, October 29 2012

Somebody explain to me WTF this is:



Seriously, WTF?  I'm giving Kanye West the official Spin Sycle Troll of the Decade award for pulling of the best trolling done on another human being, that being making Kim Kardashian a laughing stock of style.  Now I am confused as to whether I want to kiss him for his work or kick him for being an asshole.  Here's some more of his stylishness for this AW.

Spin Sycle for Monday October 22 2012

Hey Syclers!  Coffee is brewing, let's get on the gossip!!

In case you have not heard, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy!  Start your pools as to how long you think this will last.

Will Lindsay Lohan end up under a conservatorship?  I hope it would be under a third party and not one of her useless parents.

Fake relationship is fake, will Kanye troll us all and marry Kim Kardashian?

According to Sandra Rose and the Panache report, Rihanna might be having Chris Brown's baby.  An Announcement to be made soon?  Now I know I said I put a ban on these two, but this is pretty huge if it's true.

Adele gave birth to a boy

Blue Ivy cannot be trademarked.

NEWS FLASH: Kristen Stewart actually smiles

Don't forget to follow me on FaceBook!   Spin Sycle

Here is the funkiest song that ever did funk:

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Hey Syclers, what's going on!!

Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively over the weekend.  WOW, Surprise!  They might just work.

If media jackasses would quit it with Prince Harry, then maybe this crap wouldn't be out there

Kanye West is the Ultimate Troll, ever.

Eurythmics reunion?  MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!

get your GoT fix:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

If you observe, Happy Pesach!  Also if you observe, Happy Easter!

Kim K. and Kanye West are perfect for each other.  You can watch their egos fuck each other, what a sight.  This is what happens when attention whores fall in love. She was cheating with Kanye the whole time.

What this translates into is "I'll do porn for an enormous price."  Cuz we all know Octomom can be bought.

Wow, it's really been 18 years since Kurt Cobain died?

PUH- LEASE  Jennifer Aniston probably doesn't look that good in real life.  That is what I choose to believe.

Blind Item!
[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

*Spin's guess: One Direction*

you need to know the Awesomeness of Michael Penn and No Myth

Spin Sycle for Friday February 10 2012

Hey Syclers!! Gossip seems a little slow right now, have you noticed?

Does this picture of Macaulay Culkin bother you?  

Make it stop:  Blue Ivy to be trademarked.  Really people?

Halle Berry is engaged again

Kourtney Kardashian's second child is a girl



Haven't seen any pics of Becks with Victoria together in a while

Reese Witherspoon wants to be pregnant again

Enjoy Kanye West and Jay Z "Ni**ers in Paris*  (EPILEPSY WARNING)

The Spin Sycle for Friday April 22 2011

Image via Wikipedia

Hey Syclers!  What's the dirty laundry for today?

Lights
For everything you want to know about the Royal wedding, click here

Just so you know, Good Friday is not a federal holiday.  You too, Lindsay Lohan.

Tina Fey says what we all think about toddlers


Absolutely Fabulous to return for 3 episodes this summer


Darks
JWOW is a crazy ass bitch, the bad kind.  Her ex-boyfriend has the stiches to prove it

"I have no testosterone left, but you know, I'm happy"  I don't believe you, Ben Affleck

Kanye West's charity closes down for some strange reason, complete with pic of him with PedoBear


Needs Bleach
Nic Cage's son engaged.....happened about two weeks ago and they are getting married Sunday. No, really.

3D porn made more money on its opening day than Avatar. Really.

Michael Lohan is officially a ManWhore

Spin Sycle for August 23, 2010

Martin Short's wife died.  No snark, I feel horribly for him and his family.

Tiger and Elin are officially over.

Kanye West to give his songs away

Joe And Katherine Jackson to officially divorce

Lindsay Lohan is pissed and wants an apology.  Sounds like someone needs a hug!

Hulu.com to become part of the Yahoo! family?

Hrmm..

Fergie outs Kanye? Wait, I thought that happened a few months back with al the rumors of him on the DL and the South Park episode.....if anyone outed him, it was South Park. None of it really surprises me, it would totally explain his diva attitude. I mean, he just acts like such a queen. from digitalspy.com:

Black Eyed Peas star Fergie has credited Kanye West with broadening hip-hop's audience by making his music "gay-friendly".

The singer insisted that the 'Heartless' star has always pushed the boundaries of rap with his experimental sounds and stylish dress sense.

She told MTV: "Kanye West really did a great thing for hip-hop and made it very mixed and open."

Fergie also spoke highly of her bandmates will.i.am, apl.de.ap and Taboo, adding: "They're completely gay-friendly, [too]. Are you kidding me? Look at how they dress!"