
a place for dirty laundry, hand washings and delicates....
All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
Just for clarity's sake, the photos used here are from other sources and are not mine unless otherwise noted. To have a photo removed, kindly email me and I shall gladly oblige.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Britney's OK! interview a disaster!

WOW.

Kim Kardashian is the daughter of Robert Kardashian. Robert Kardashain was the attorney for OJ Simpson, who helped Simpson get away with murder after he came within an inch of chopping off Nicole Browns head.
This is maybe the most selfish thing I've ever seen. The only way it could be any more despicable is if she got Chris Benoit to baby-sit while she went out or she came dressed as a ghost.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
At last!
That is all.Wednesday, July 18, 2007
I LOVE JON LOVITZ!!!!

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."
Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."
When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.
"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.
And off the Good Ol' NY Post...

This is so disgusting....

The charges allege that the operation called “Bad Newz Kennels” was so gruesome that losing dogs either died in the pit or sometimes were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot. Vick is slated to appear in court on July 26th and if convicted could face up to six years in prison, $350,000 in fines and restitution
As it should be dogfighting is illegal in all 50 states in America. I can’t even begin to describe how disgusting this story is - Vick if proven guilty should not only be given the maximum possible sentence for this heinous crime that but he should never be allowed to play football again.
People who fight dogs are on the same level with kid touchers as far as I am concerned.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
When Lesbians Attack!!!

“She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills. I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.”
Lohan was said to be using the popular site to keep in touch with friends during her stint at the Promises rehab centre in Malibu. Allegedly, she also used the page to declare her love for her long though romantic interest DJ Samantha Ronson.
“Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. I want to marry you and have children with you.” To which Ronson is purported to have replied, “Go to bed babe. I love you Lindsay Ronson.”
Saturday, July 14, 2007
I'm takin bets!!!!

Several sources said Davis - who once hounded Lindsay Lohan for not having money and called her a "firecrotch" - has been financially cut off by his wealthy family for not being able to get his act together, and pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos aren't taking his calls.
"His family cut him off for using and abusing," our in-the-know spy said. "He had promised to get his act together, but obviously never did."
After Davis was caught railing against Lohan on camera last year, his family sent him to rehab, where he was treated for drugs and booze dependency. But a week after he left the clinic, the oleaginous heir was back out on Los Angeles streets partying, and he hasn't stopped since.
After being cut off by his family last week, Davis flew to Miami to take refuge with puerile music producer Scott Storch.
"He's been staying at Scott's, but shows up every day at Mokai and the Shore Club," snitched our source. Davis went out one night with Caroline Vreeland, but was soon dumped by the leggy blonde.
Another spy said Davis has been calling friends asking them to loan him $2,000 at a time. So far, he's had no takers and is living on credit. His friends remember how he bounced a $10,000 check on "Girls Gone Wild" gazillionaire Joe Francis, and owes some other "friends" for gambling debts.
Last week, to shore up his spirits, Davis showed up at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach, where he called the bar in advance to order six lemon drop shots, six mojitos and six Peronis so they'd be waiting when he arrived. He soon appeared with a blonde and a brunette, and went to work on the drinks.
But things may be looking up. An Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi, seems to have taken pity on Davis and is his new "girlfriend." The two showed up to Opium to hang out with Kim Kardashian,
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
But I don't wanna be Forty!!!! *cries*

I never ever thought I would turn 40. Never. When I was 12 years old, 20 years old, it was forever away. Now here is 40 staring me in the face and I can't avoid it. That's what sucks. You can't escape except by death. I never wanted to be 40!!! Look how fast those first years went, how fast are the next 40?
Here's to my life, the trials, the happiness, the sadness....I still miss my sweetheart, my black kitty Gimlet. Here's to my new job, my new life...my old friends, my online friends, my new friends....Here's to Sunny (wherever you are, shine on you crazy diamond), to my twin long ago at the computer store....
Here's to the end of my thirties, the beginning of a new decade that I really don't want. Here's to it all because I can't avoid it, I can't make it go away and I can't turn back the clock. To all the regrets and chances that I took...to the strangeness and the zen I've tried to find in every moment.
Fuck it all, here's to forty....a little smarter, a little more wear from the world, a little chance again to get it right and be happy. Here's to you, here's to me....maybe one day we'll all get it right!
Incidentally, here is the face of 49....I sooo want to look this good!

Catwoman is still hawt!
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Paris back from Maui

I smell tuna....
Nicole Richie really pregs?

where? Is this to avoid jail? This according to In Touch:
She's been avoiding questions and rumors for weeks, but recently Nicole Richie started to confess to friends that she really is pregnant. "Nicole didn't want to tell anyone until she was past three months," a pal explains. "She really kept the news from everyone."
And a baby isn't the only happy news. Nicole, 25, "is getting married this summer" to her boyfriend, Joel Madden, says an insider.
Joel, 28, who fronts the band Good Charlotte, seems excited about starting a new life with Nicole, too. "He kept talking about his fiancée," Guttermouth guitarist Donald Horne, whose band played with Joel's in Quebec on June 29, tells In Touch. Joel also spoke about leaving LA, adds Donald. "He was talking about looking to settle down someplace nice and start a family," he says.
Britney drama with her mama

Oh, that crazy Britney! where will it all end up?
off of OK! magazine:
Only minutes ago, Britney Spears got caught up in a reported argument with her mother Lynne. The face-off occurred on the set of Zoey 101, which stars Brit's little sister Jamie Lynne.
According to X17.com, the argument began after Britney handed her mother some papers, believed to be legal documents. It has been rumored in recent days that Brit was seeking a restraining order against her mother to keep Lynne away from her grandsons, Sean Preston, 2, and one-year-old Jayden James.
Britney, with her infant sons in tow, appeared on the Valencia, Calif., set of Zoey 101 earlier this afternoon, wearing a pair of skimpy jean shorts. After the row with her mom, the pop star appeared to be smiling and in a good mood, though she reportedly dumped various bits of old sandwiches and food wrappers out her car window on the 40-mile drive back to her home.
As reported in the current issue of OK!, one source of the mother-daughter tension was Lynne's planned appearance on daytime talk show The View, an appearance that was subsequently scrapped.
Photo: WireImage
Oh yeah, Blohan turned 21....

Blah blah blah....cokewhore...blah blah....goin to jail soon....
off of US weekly:
Lindsay Lohan had more to celebrate on July 2 than turning 21 – she is also more than 30 days sober!
But the actress decided to ring in the milestone birthday with a low-key party instead of the big Las Vegas blowout that was originally planned.
Lohan asked for a Carvel ice cream cake for her party on Monday at a private beach house in Malibu, California. “It’s her favorite because it reminds her of when she was little,” says her rep.
As for washing it down, the beverages were strictly non-alcoholic with guests (including pal Samantha Ronson who DJ’d the event, and Lohan’s sobriety coach) drinking Pepsi, SoBe and vitamin drinks.
“I can’t believe she’s 21,” mom Dina tells Us of her oldest child. “We’re all so proud of how hard she’s been working to get better.”
Lohan passed the day playing beach tennis with her family, including her three siblings Ali, 13, Dakota, 11, and Michael, 19.
On top of the iPhone she got before her birthday, Lohan received Cartier jewelry, blue Louis Vuitton shoes, a skull necklace and a beach cruiser bike with a bell and basket from her assistant, Jenni.
For party favors, each guest received a visor with the actress’ initials.
The I Know Who Killed Me star apologized to neighbors Courteney Cox and David Arquette for the paparazzi chaos, but they said it was no sweat – and even wished her a happy birthday!
Line up, Ladies!
off of TMZ:
TMZ has obtained documents, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, in which Knoxville (real name P.J. Clapp) cited "irreconcilable differences" in his nearly twelve-year marriage to wife Melanie.
We're told there is no prenup and Knoxville will pay spousal support. He's asking for joint custody of the couple's only child, 11-year-old daughter Madison.
Interestingly, Knoxville's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, signed the divorce petition last January but it wasn't filed until today.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
The Foo Commands it!!!
Enrique is a sorry dumbass

The ‘Hero’ singer is jealous of his homosexual friends who, despite being in long-term relationships, still have liaisons with other people.
Enrique - who is romancing Anna Kournikova - told Genre magazine: My stylist is gay and lives in Los Angeles and when he came to Miami, he went out.
“And I asked, ‘Your boyfriend doesn’t care?’ And he said, ‘We have an understanding if I’m out of the city.’
“When I saw George Michael, he said the same thing. I’m going to have to have a talk with my girl!”
The 32-year-old Spanish-born singer is rumored to have tied the knot with his tennis-playing Russian girlfriend, but both refuse to confirm or deny their marriage.
SOOO Funny!
Larry King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
Paris Hilton: No
Larry: Taken drugs?
Paris: No
Larry: Never taken drugs?
Paris: Uh-Uh
I guess when you lie all the time, it just seems natural after a while....or it's just too hard to keep track of it all
and this, apparently filmed in a coffeehouse in the Netherlands...
Britney's Blather

Britney Spears feels totally betrayed by her mom, her soon-to-be ex husband, her former manager and Promises, the rehab facility she called home for nearly a month. In short, she claims she never had a drug or alcohol problem but was railroaded into rehab.
Sources tell TMZ that Lynne Spears, Kevin Federline and then-manager Larry Rudolph all pressured Britney to check herself in. We're told Spears acknowledged having emotional problems after her second child was born, but strongly maintained she did not have a drug or alcohol problem.
Nonetheless, multiple sources say Federline threatened to go public by going to court to wrestle custody from her if she didn't go to rehab. Sources say Spears could not withstand the pressure from her mom, Federline and Ruldolph, and checked into Promises last February 20.We're told eventually the professionals believed Spears suffered from post-partum depression, made worse because she stopped taking Prozac. She was also emotionally crumbling because of a messy divorce and intense media scrutiny.
After leaving Promises, as paparazzi waited for the golden shot of Britney drinking again, she began getting angry that she was at a rehab facility in the first place. Britney and her assistant, Allie Sims, called Promises multiple times, asking for a copy of the report showing that she tested dirty for drugs and/or alcohol when she checked in. We're told it took several days to get an answer. Only two reports were sent to Britney's rep, both showing no drug or alcohol use whatsoever.
Most shocking, the first report was dated March 7, 15 days after Britney checked in.
and then there is this, off of celebrity rumors:
“Britney’s attorneys are anxious to see Kevin sign off on a divorce. But Kevin and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan are dragging their heels out of concern over reports of Britney’s post-rehab partying. [Federline] wants to make sure that the divorce document makes it simple enough for Kevin to downsize Britney’s access to her kids the next time her behavior troubles him.”
Friday, June 29, 2007
Happyness....

Blohan's goin to jail!!!

By DAVID K. LI and SELIM ALGAR
June 29, 2007 -- "Mean Girl" Lindsay Lohan was fully loaded on more than just booze when she went on a Memorial Day weekend-long bender - she also had cocaine in her system, according to reports.
Cops said they found traces of blow in Lohan's blood on May 26, the day she crashed her luxury ride in Beverly Hills. Previously, they said they found a personal-use amount of the drug in her car.
Lohan, who turns 21 on Monday, checked herself into rehab several days after she slammed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 into a Sunset Boulevard curb.
The troubled actress hit rock bottom 48 hours later when she capped off her wild Memorial Day holiday by passing out in a car outside Hollywood's famed Roosevelt Hotel.
Snapshots of the unconscious red-haired temptress made front-page news around the world, and she checked into Promises drug and alcohol rehabilitation center in Malibu a day later.
Officers found cocaine in Lohan's smashed-up car, and a news report yesterday revealed that the actress had traces of cocaine in her system.
A Beverly Hills police spokesman declined to confirm or deny the bombshell revelation.
Reports also said Lohan was twice over the blood-alcohol limit for drunken driving. Detectives are about to turn over their findings to the Los Angeles DA.
"I'm not going to tell you one thing or another. We're basically in the home stretch of the investigation and it'll be completed very soon," said Lt. Mitch McCann.
McCann said she was charged with driving under the influence, and "we recovered some cocaine from the car and booked that into evidence, but she was not charged" yet with cocaine possession.
Lohan's spokeswoman and mother could not be reached for comment.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Weirdness...
off of CNN.com:
ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- Investigators are looking into who altered pro wrestler Chris Benoit's Wikipedia entry to mention his wife's death hours before authorities discovered the bodies of the couple and their 7-year-old son.
Benoit's Wikipedia entry was altered early Monday to say that the wrestler had missed a match two days earlier because of his wife's death.
A Wikipedia official, Cary Bass, said Thursday that the entry was made by someone using an Internet protocol address registered in Stamford, Connecticut, where World Wrestling Entertainment is based.
An IP address, a unique series of numbers carried by every machine connected to the Internet, does not necessarily have to be broadcast from where it is registered. The bodies were found in Benoit's home in suburban Atlanta, Georgia, and it's not known where the posting was sent from, Bass said.
Benoit strangled his wife and son during the weekend, placing Bibles next to their bodies, before hanging himself on the cable of a weight-machine in his home, authorities said. No motive was offered for the killings, which were discovered Monday.
Officials raid office of Benoit's doctor
Also Thursday, federal drug agents said they had raided the west Georgia office of a doctor who prescribed testosterone to Benoit.
The raid at Dr. Phil Astin's office in Carrollton began Wednesday night and concluded early Thursday, said agent Chuvalo Truesdell, a spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Administration. No arrests were made.
Hours before the raid, Astin told The Associated Press he had treated Benoit for low testosterone levels, which he said likely originated from previous steroid use.
Among other things, investigators were looking for Benoit's medical records to see whether he had been prescribed steroids and, if so, whether that prescription was appropriate, according to a law enforcement official speaking on condition of anonymity because records in the case remain sealed.
Astin prescribed testosterone for Benoit, a longtime friend, in the past but would not say what, if any, medications he prescribed when Benoit visited his office Friday.
State medical records show that Astin's privileges were suspended for three months in 2001 at a Georgia hospital for "reasons related to competence or character."
Astin did not return calls to his cell phone from the AP on Thursday.
Anabolic steroids were found in Benoit's home, leading officials to wonder whether the drugs played a role in the killings. Some experts believe steroids cause paranoia, depression and violent outbursts known as "roid rage."
Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard said in a statement Thursday that he could not immediately comment on the raid.
Benoit's page on Wikipedia, a reference site that allows users to add and edit information, was updated at 12:01 a.m. Monday, about 14 hours before authorities say the bodies were found.
The reason he missed a match Saturday night was "stemming from the death of his wife Nancy," it said.
Reporters informed the Fayette County district attorney's office of the posting Thursday, and the agency forwarded the information to sheriff's investigators, who are looking into it, a legal assistant said in an e-mail to the AP.
WWE attorney Jerry McDevitt said that to his knowledge, no one at the WWE knew Nancy Benoit was dead before her body was found Monday afternoon. Text messages released by officials show that messages from Chris Benoit's cell phone were being sent to co-workers a few hours after the Wikipedia posting.
WWE employees are given WWE e-mail addresses, McDevitt said, though he did not know whether Chris Benoit had one.
"I have no idea who posted this," McDevitt said. "It's at least possible Chris may have sent some other text message to someone that we're unaware of. We don't know if he did. The phone is in the possession of authorities."
On Thursday afternoon, the Wikipedia page about Benoit carried a note stating that editing by unregistered or newly registered users was disabled until July 8 because of vandalism.
In other developments Thursday, Ballard told the AP that 10 empty beer cans were found in a trash can in the Benoit home. An empty wine bottle was found a few feet from where Benoit hanged himself, Ballard said.
It could take several weeks for toxicology tests to be completed on Benoit to see what substances, if any, were in his system.
Benoit took four months off from work in 2006 for undisclosed personal reasons, McDevitt said.
"He was feeling depressed, that kind of thing," McDevitt said.
In the days before the killings, Benoit and his wife argued over whether he should stay home more to take care of their mentally retarded 7-year-old son, according to an attorney for the WWE wrestling league.
The child had a rare medical condition called Fragile X Syndrome, an inherited form of mental retardation often accompanied by autism.
Chris Benoit's father, Michael Benoit, declined to comment on the slayings when reached Thursday by telephone in Alberta, Canada. Funeral arrangements were incomplete.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Paris$ite released

A smiling Paris Hilton walked out of a Los Angeles County jail early Tuesday, officially ending a bizarre, three-week stay that ignited furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system.
The 26-year-old celebutante was greeted by an enormous gathering of cameras and reporters upon leaving the all-women's facility in Lynwood about 15 minutes past midnight. She had checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility late June 3, largely avoiding the spotlight, after a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards.
Hilton smiled and waved as she filed past deputies and the media, her blonde hair pulled back in a braided ponytail. Her parents, Kathy and Rick, waited in a black SUV. Hilton hurried to the vehicle, where she hugged her mom through the window.
"She fulfilled her debt. She was obviously in good spirits. She thanked people as she left," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.
Photographers sprinted after Hilton's vehicle as she left. When the SUV hit a red light during the ride, photographers jumped out of their cars and swarmed it.
After spending only three days there, she was released to home confinement by Sheriff Lee Baca for an unspecified medical condition that he later said was psychological.
Hilton's stay there cost taxpayers $1,109.78 a day, more than 10 times the cost of housing inmates in the general population.
The move by Baca caused a firestorm of criticism over whether the celebrity was getting special treatment. The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors has launched an investigation into whether the multimillionaire received special treatment because of her wealth and fame.
At least one person has filed a claim against the county alleging she "had serious medical issues" but was not treated as well as Hilton.
A few days into her stint at the Twin Towers medical ward, the heiress said in a phone call to Barbara Walters that she had a new outlook.
"I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute," Hilton said during the call, according to an account posted June 11 by Walters on ABC's Web site.
"It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me," Hilton was quoted as saying.
Hilton's path to jail began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her car on what she said was a late-night run to a hamburger stand.
She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
In the months that followed, she was stopped twice by officers who discovered her driving with a suspended license. The second stop landed her in Sauer's courtroom, where he sentenced her to 45-days in jail. She was released after three weeks for reasons including good behavior.
Monday, June 25, 2007
The Geriatric Bar

...where old drunks go to die....furthest on the left there, with his head turned, is Jake Gylenhall's twin. I spelled it wrong, didn't I?
Friday, June 22, 2007
HA!
Perez Hilton blog having problems
Crucial dims site's lights after copyright claims
By PETER GILSTRAP
HiltonIn what may be the first hit against bloggerazzi star Perez Hilton's empire, his main webhost has dropped Perezhilton.com.
After numerous warnings against Hilton's (aka Mario Lavandeira) use of copyrighted celebrity images, the Oz-based Crucial Paradigm took the site off line; it was dark for a number of hours before it returned to the Internet with a different host.
Hilton is currently named in four lawsuits involving eight photo agencies for his alleged theft of photographs that appear on his site, one that's been a popular gossip destination for some 2½ years. Hilton frequently adds his own captions to the shots.
"One of the things the (Crucial) administrator in Sydney had told us the day before was if they received any more notices -- any claim of copyright infringement -- the site is coming down immediately," said Matt Lum, owner of Hoodlum Productions, the L.A.-based company that manages Hilton's site. "The action was taken, in my opinion, to insure Crucial some sort of proof if they were sued, some way to protect themselves."
Crucial Paradigm had no comment on the action.
Hilton's site is up and running, albeit on less than full power.
"He has a skeleton or temporary situation where he can still post," Lum explained. "It has limited inter-activity, his archives are not there and things like that. We've enabled him to continue to do what he does to a limited degree until we can figure how to handle the larger situation."
What he does -- limited or not -- is exactly the problem, from the agency point of view.
"It's the first victory, and we put a lot of work into trying to get this to happen," said Francois Navarre, co-owner of L.A.-based X17 agency. His company has filed a suit against Hilton, claiming that Hilton has been using X17 images for nearly a year. "It's a precedent that's huge. When we were talking to Crucial Paradigm they were saying they were not responsible, dragging their feet. We had to threaten them and show them they were liable. His new host is Blogads, and we're contacting them already."
"If it's correct, it's a very important event in our client's lawsuit," stated Nick Penkovsky, a member of the legal team representing five agencies suing Hilton. "It's always been our position that this lawsuit is not simply about protecting our clients' work, but that copyrighted work is not free to be poached for posting on the Internet without permission and compensation."
Hilton, who has contended that his actions fall under the fair use provision of the Copyright Act, did not respond to Daily Variety.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
And in other news....

Such Bullshit!

Sunday, June 17, 2007
Lainey sums it up:

Drink up!

These results, were presented at the annual European Congress of Rheumatology on Friday, suggested that at least three units of alcohol per week had protective effects and ten units furthered this protection.
But this isn't the first study that has show the health benefits of alcohol when drunk in moderation, previous research has highlighted possible benefits against heart disease, strokes, some forms of cancer and maybe Alzheimer's.
Henrik Kallberg, who conducted the research, from the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm said: "These data now show not only that alcohol can protect against RA and reduce the risk conferred by smoking or susceptible genes, but also give an idea of the relevant doses necessary."
*Cartman voice* Sweeeet!

I wondered about this!

Saturday, June 16, 2007
Dares u 2 taek it!!!
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Marie Antoinette, anyone?

***
shut up and do the time, Pari$ite. You blew off probation for a DUI, TWICE. You can't always have your way and you need to understand that there are consequences for bad decisions. Sorry that your parents couldn't teach you that. Now you learn the hard way. I hope this makes you a better person, one who makes responsible decisions.
This can actually be such a good thing for Pari$...she'll actually be getting clean and sober and maybe, MAYBE for the first time in her life she'll take a good hard look at herself through clean eyes and make a responsible evaluation of herself, grow up and realize that these 'friends' of hers are just clingers-on, just hang around because of her name, her $$ and what she can give them. Maybe she will find herself more centered and can at last let go of being a media whore and ask herself why she really needs all the attention. maybe.
Amazingly, even her professional ass kisser, Perez Hilton, has turned against her. She goes to jail, he loses a paycheck and then he gets nasty on her. Wow.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Monday, June 4, 2007
Ladies & Gentlemen....

Though a judge sentenced her to 45 days behind bars, Hilton was expected to serve only 23 days because of a state law that requires shorter sentences for good behavior.
Earlier Sunday, Hilton attended the MTV Movie Awards, where she briefly spoke to reporters about her sentence.
Hilton will be housed in the facility's "special needs" unit.
Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
Copyright © 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Remember Larry Dickhead?

Birkhead, who claims conversion, fraud and legal malpractice, says he repeatedly demanded that Opri release the money but she refused. Birkhead then fired her.
*Points & Laughs*

Taken just weeks before she was admitted to rehab for the second time, the drugs-crazed 20-year-old wild child is captured holding a KNIFE to a friend's throat at a party.
The pal is also pictured sliding another blade down the Mean Girls star's breast... as Lindsay slips her own knife into her mouth in a chilling game.

Our frightening exclusive pictures were taken four months ago at a house party where Lindsay was publicly claiming she was reformed and sober after her first bout of rehab.
Now she is back in a Malibu clinic after driving her Mercedes into a tree, high on coke and booze. Last night a friend from Lindsay's inner circle revealed how the star's mental state has continued to crumble behind the walls of the Promises clinic in California.
"On the first night she couldn't stop crying. Since then she's refused to follow the rules and keeps having hissy fits about people," says our source.
Among the celebs she blasted were:
PARIS HILTON: "In one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldn't believe how stupid she'd been driving while banned. She said, ‘Paris thinks she's above everyone. She's not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets'."
NICOLE RICHIE: Next she scathingly attacked actress Nicole. "She saw a woman who is bulimic and said, ‘She's like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Period'."
CALUM BEST: Our source said Lindsay was devastated after it was revealed her 25-year-old boyfriend had been caught enjoying a drug-fuelled romp with two hookers. Our source said: "Since then she has begun to self-destruct even more. When she was told what he had done with those prostitutes she broke down and cried, ‘I thought he loved me'.
"He still hasn't bothered to get in touch with her. She thought Calum might become her rock but sadly he has just continued his wild ways without her. That's torn her apart."
Lindsay's obsession with bedding famous men is also at the root of her drink and drugs-fuelled madness.
The friend revealed: "She cries all the time at what a mess her life has become and how she has behaved like a complete tart."
She bragged about the size of Jude's manhood before claiming she slept with him while he was dating Sienna Miller.
Her friend said: "She just got so carried away with bedding men like Jude and James Blunt she couldn't stop going out.
The friend added: "The clinic even took her mobile from her to make sure she can't call people who are a bad influence on her.

Posh hates bloggers!

And then there's the jail dodger....

The actress, who checked into rehab earlier this week, was one of several celebrity presenters scheduled for the show, which is being broadcast live from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City. Her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said in a brief e-mail that she wouldn't be there.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Just days til Pari$ goes to jail!!!

And really, all this bullshit is making me want to hurl. SERIOUSLY! I guess you could always use that bible to whack somebody on the head with....
off of TMZ.com:
Paris Hilton's mom told TMZ cameras that her wayward daughter is "preparing and praying." The June jailbird is clearly trying to find God before she heads to the slammer next week. Big guy up in the sky, show me a sign! Hallelujah!
Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian Church, which offers several classes on Tuesday evenings, including an Adult Discipleship class -- the perfect course for a future convict! TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is." This might come in handy in jail!
The other Tuesday church group is "The Foundry," for ages 22-35, which according to their site, helps to "Grow them up in the likeness of Christ through small groups, and go out to serve with their gifts and passions." Retail therapy to save the world! Hoorah! Shop for Jesus!
Whichever class Paris attended, she is definitely on the road to scrubbing her sins away! Goodbye perdition, hello probation!
For Ur Lolz!!!
Ready? GAME ON!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
*Points & Laughs*
The crash test dummy got CAUGHT!She was released from custody because she was admitted to the hospital, police said.
The coked up Lohan was caught on video by Splash News running from the scene of the crash, likely getting rid of her coke stash before “one-time” (police) arrived to the scene.
Lock the b*tch up! Click here to read about the historic get out of jail free card she was given.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Can't quite put my finger on it....
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
So....

Recently, like, tonight as a matter of fact.... I was told that I'm Scully hot....I always thought she was cute....That's a good thing, right?
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
oh yeah, Jerry Falwell died.

One last hate-filled asshat in the world. I sure won't miss him. "Ding dong the bitch is dead" ran thru my head when I heard. Here's a few things to remember him by:
In His Own Words
“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”
“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”
"I think [Desmond Tutu]'s a phony, period, as far as representing the black people of South Africa."
"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen'."









