Monday, October 8, 2007

I'll bet she pours for shit!


off of TMZ:

A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a ... wait for it ... bartender!!

Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did -- then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel's "Cameo Bar."

We're told the application is currently with Human Resources. The hotel website says the bar "serves imported and California wines, premium well drinks and appetizers ... signature drinks include Blood Orange, Key Lime and Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis."

This might be the worst possible gig for a mother trying to regain custody of her children, who is required to undergo drug and alcohol testing.

Spears checked out the next morning. No word yet if the hotel is considering hiring Brit Brit to pour their booze.

Here's how self-centered Britney is....

how delusional can she be?

MSNBC News Services

Updated: 8:07 a.m. CT Oct 8, 2007
Her personal downward spiral may have made Britney Spears a No. 1 hit with the paparazzi, but the problematic pop star worries about where that will lead her. According to the UK’s News of the World, Britney is obsessed with Princess Diana and now believes she will meet the same tragic fate as the People’s Princess.

“She’s utterly obsessed with Princess Diana. We’re worried about it,” a friend of Brit’s told the paper. “She’s turned one of the rooms in her house into a shrine to Di — there’s photos, books and cheap souvenirs everywhere.”

But the infatuation doesn’t end with memorabilia, as her pal explained. “Britney has told people she truly believes she and Diana share the same path, the same destiny! She’s taken to surrounding herself with anything connected with the princess.”

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Federslime sperminates again!!

It just doesn't stop....he needs to be neutered!

off of gossipish.com:

Brit's Boy's Cheeto and Frito to get a new sibling.

Britney has got to be seething at the news that Kevin Federline has knocked up his original baby mama for the third time.

Now she’ll have to one up him by getting impregnated by a black guy - maybe even a backup dancer or a rapper. Well, whatever her next stunt is, the news that Shar Jackson is expecting her FIFTH child - her third with Federfool - and ironically his fifth baby too, has to be causing ol' crazy Brit Brit some emotional stress and anxiety - hence the pink panty show she put on yesterday.

Rumor has it that Shar is seven weeks along an that she and Kevin are trying to "work things out" - we say gross!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Futurama fans rejoice!

here's the ad for the DVD about to be released!

WATCH OUT!!!


Lindsay's been released from the zoo!!!

off of that ass-kissing source, People.com:

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of the exclusive Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, where she has been since August, multiple sources, including both of her parents, confirm to PEOPLE.

"She's finished the program," one source says. "Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay."

Lohan's mother, Dina, told PEOPLE Friday: "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal."

Lohan was photographed Friday afternoon with her father Michael, who carried her suitcases, leaving Cirque Lodge. "I will be there in her life as best I can but from here on she's going to have a lot of decisions to make on her own," Michael told PEOPLE Friday. "Now that she is going out into the world, I can only hope for the best."

Gimme More!

Here's the video, before it's supposed to drop! won't tell you where I found it, so it doesn't get yanked from there but if you really want it, it's not hard to track down (youtube pulled it)




off of gossip rocks:

Britney Spears names new album "Blackout" - Yahoo! News

Britney Spears' first studio album in four years will be called "Blackout," her label said.

The Jive Records release is due in U.S. stores on November 13, and a day earlier internationally. The album title "refers to blocking out negativity and embracing life fully," said Jive, a unit of Sony BMG Music Entertainment.

Its first single, "Gimme More," soared 65 places to No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart Thursday after selling 179,000 downloads. It marks her first top 10 hit since "Toxic" in March 2004, and her best showing on the chart since her smash debut "...Baby One More Time" hit No. 1 in 1999. Spears lip-synched to "Gimme More" during her infamous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last month.

While her professional fortunes appear to be improving, her personal life remains troubled. Spears lost custody of her two young sons last week to her ex-husband Kevin Federline. A Los Angeles family court on Thursday issued strict rules governing her visitation rights, including a requirement that a monitor be present whenever the pop star is with them.

Spears' last album, 2004's "In the Zone," sold poorly relative to her earlier releases.

Nick and Vanessa to split?

prenup, shmenup

off of celebitchy:

Vanessa Minnillo is hardcore. She’s got a reputation as being a bit of a diva – supposedly that’s why she was axed by MTV and “Entertainment Tonight” – and apparently she’s bringing that same diva mentality to her relationship with Nick Lachey. She’s told him that he’s got to marry her by next year or she’s out the door. I think Vanessa Minnillo has an inflated sense of self. When she worked for “Entertainment Tonight” she was supposedly a total bitch when she had to actually work, and thought she’d become enough of a celebrity that she shouldn’t have to interview people… which was her job. Ahh, to be paid to stand there and look pretty. Pretty much what I do here at Celebitchy.

“Vanessa Minnillo has hit Nick Lachey with a wedding ultimatum - marry me by next year without a prenup or I’m gone! ‘Vanessa loves Nick, but she’s prepared to walk if he’s not willing to marry her,’ an insider told The ENQUIRER. ‘And she’s not going to get involved in a prenuptial agreement. She feels marriage is forever, and she doesn’t want to begin a lifelong commitment by signing an agreement that’s just an out for a divorce.’ Ex-boy band member Nick, 33, and the 26-year-old beauty are spending time between homes in Los Angeles and New York - and are nearly ready to seal the deal, say sources.

“As the Enquirer recently revealed, Vanessa has picked out an engagement ring - a platinum band with a large emerald-cut diamond in the center and two smaller emerald-cut stone on each side. She first spotted the sparkler at the Kentucky Derby in May. ‘But all bets are off in Nick forces a prenup on her,’ said the insider.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, October 8, 2007]

Jennifer Lopez is actually pregs!


Guess that Xenu super juice worked!

off of SF gate, pic from Bossip:

Wardrobe Malfunction Reveals Lopez Is Pregnant

Norwich Bulletin / Khoi Ton

Jennifer Lopez confirmed she is pregnant on Wednesday night when a wardrobe malfunction accidentally revealed her baby bump.

The singer has refused to announce the big news and her representative categorically denied it last month.

As rumors intensified, Lopez was expected to make a big announcement during her show at New York's Madison Square Garden on Sunday -- but she ruined the surprise during the first concert of her U.S. tour in Connecticut, when a loose fitting top blew free, exposing her rounded tummy, in full view of fans and captured on film.

The child will be Lopez's first and her husband Marc Anthony's fourth. He has three kids from previous relationships.

Faye BeBop video

you know Crazy Bitch fits!


This makes me laugh!!!!


Cuz Kanye is so full of himself...

off of Holy moly!

Kanye West is bringing out a range of hideously bland clothing to complement his hideously bland music.

And the name is his cutting-edge streetwise range? 'Pastel'. Presumably 'Beige' was already taken.

In other Kanye West fashion news, a mole spotted the rapper in Paris 'doing' the shows this week. Apparently the paparazzi don't like him much (he's really fucking miserable and the only point of being in the front row is to have your picture taken) so they've all taken to calling him Kenny to piss him off. And it's working.

*** Also:

A healthy mole was exercising on a treadmill in a gym (Holmes Place, Notting Hill, if you really want to know) when to his horror Geri Halliwell's version of 'It's Raining Men' comes on MTV, causing the mole to rip off his headphones to avoid contamination.

But the singing continued, albeit rather squeakier and out of tune. Turning round, the mole saw Geri herself on the machine behind, working out and happily singing along to her own track with all the talent of a tone deaf puppy.

*hey, at least she works out!*

Friday, October 5, 2007

What happened? Why now??

I LOVED this woman, I was a huge fan!!!! This makes Spin very sad. Why is she now admitting it? Maybe she is broke and has noting left to lose?

off of reuters.com:

WHITE PLAINS, New York (Reuters) - U.S. Athletics superstar Marion Jones pleaded guilty on Friday to lying to federal investigators and admitted to using steroids, which could cost her the five medals she won in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

After years of publicly denying using performance-enhancing drugs, Jones, 31, admitted using a substance known as "the clear" before the 2000 Olympics.

"This was a lie, your honor, as I knew I had taken the substance," Jones told U.S. District Judge Kenneth Karas in White Plains, just north of New York City.

She pleaded guilty to two felonies -- lying to federal investigators about her steroid use and lying to them about a separate check fraud case.

Jones became the first athlete convicted in connection with the probe into the San Francisco-area laboratory BALCO, the center of a doping scandal that has tarnished the reputations of leading athletes in baseball, American football and athletics.

The Washington Post, citing a source familiar with Jones' legal situation, had reported that Jones admitted to steroid use in a letter she sent to close family and friends.

In the letter Jones said she took tetrahydrogestrinone (THG), also know as "the clear," for two years beginning in 1999 but believed it to be flaxseed oil.

"I want to apologize to you all for all of this," Jones said in the letter, according to the Post. "I am sorry for disappointing you all in so many ways."

Monday, October 1, 2007

Oh Noes!!!


Off of MSN music:

Spears Loses Custody of Her Kids
Oct. 1, 2007, 7:07 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears' continuing downward spiral took a devastating turn Monday when she was ordered to relinquish custody of her children by a judge who had cited her drug-and-alcohol-fueled lifestyle.

Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon ruled that that ex-husband Kevin Federline will take Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, beginning Wednesday "until further order of the court."

The order stemmed from an unspecified oral motion made by Federline's lawyers and was handled in a closed-door hearing. The judge's order did not state the reason for the change in custody and he ordered all transcripts of the proceedings sealed.

Phone messages left for representatives of Spears and Federline were not immediately returned Monday.

Last month, Gordon said Spears engaged in "habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol" and ordered her to undergo random drug and alcohol testing twice a week as part of her ongoing custody dispute with Federline.

Spears also was previously ordered to meet weekly with a "parenting coach" who was to observe and report back to the court about her parenting skills. Both Spears and Federline must complete the court's "Parenting Without Conflict" class.

Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, were married in October 2004. She filed for divorce last November and it became official in July. The two have joint custody of their sons, but Federline is seeking a greater share of custody.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

$cientology strikes again!

off of gossip rocks:

Tom Cruise extortionist found dead in home...

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A man who agreed to plead guilty in a plot to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise for the actor's stolen wedding photos was found dead in his home, authorities said.

Investigators said it appeared David Hans Schmidt, 47, who was under house arrest and faced up to two years in federal prison, had committed suicide.

He was found dead in his townhouse around 3 p.m. Friday after police noticed a tracker placed on him had not moved and he had not checked in, said Lt. Anthony Lopez.

It wasn't known when Schmidt, who was free on $100,000 bond, was to enter his plea in court. He also faced a $250,000 fine under a plea agreement filed Aug. 24 in Los Angeles.

Schmidt, known for brokering deals involving compromising celebrity photos and videos, was arrested in July after federal authorities said a co-defendant obtained photos of Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes in Italy last year from the event's official photographer, court documents show.

Starting in May, Schmidt had repeated contact with Cruise representatives and threatened to release the photos if he didn't receive between $1.2 and $1.3 million, authorities said.

Schmidt also tried to auction off Paris Hilton's diaries, along with photos of her in various stages of undress and other personal items that had been locked away in a Los Angeles-area storage locker until a few months ago.

He also claimed to have brokered deals to sell a sex video of Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on "Saved by the Bell," and a video of skater Tonya Harding's wedding night, according to published reports. He also claimed to have obtained topless shots of rescued U.S. Army POW Pfc. Jessica Lynch.

Yahoo news

also off of gossip rocks:

I just found this: "He hung himself, and the shower stall was so small, he had to squat to get the job done," a source familiar with the situation told the National Enquirer."

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Isn't this the same guy who got his hands on all of Pari$ite's stuff, including her herpes meds? and he's dead now? dammm.

Gimme More

Found this on youtube & thought i'd share...the song isn't bad, you can almost see how it should have been done at the VMA's, but she fucked it up. Anyhow, this is a beautifully rendered video of the song using the old Brit who was still hot & we loved to hate her for being hot.

Whuuuu???


Pam Anderson married again?

Off of That Other Blog:

They say the third time’s the charm, but somehow I have a feeling that marrying Rick Salomon, who’s been with Shannen Doherty and Paris Hilton, isn’t gonna be a long-term thing.

Gorillaz + Cowboy BeBop!

Clint Eastwood, BeBop style....enjoy!

Friday, September 28, 2007

*points & laughs*

off of consumerist.com:

Schadenfreude

The Forewarned iPhone Bricking Has Begun

Earlier this week Apple warned its customers that a update was going to render some modified handsets "permanently inoperable".

How sweet. Well, it was true. iPhones are bricked. In fact, our sister-site Gizmodo has amended their review of the iPhone and are now recommending that you do not buy it due to the loss of cool third-party applications that will now no longer work on the updated iPhone.

(For the record, we always recommended that you not succumb to iPhone hype, and we even made the editor who loves Apple write a story about it. We're so mean.)

From BBC News (emphasis ours):

That warning has now proved correct as many owners are reporting their phones no longer work following installation of the update.

Apple requires iPhone owners to take out a lengthy contract with AT&T in the United States but there are a number of programs on the net that unlock the device for use with other networks.
Some owners are reporting on technology blogs and Apple's own forums that the update is deleting contacts information, as well as photos and music, on iPhones that have not been modified in any way.
Awesome. Good job, Apple.
Here's what one bricked iPhone user has to say:

Walked (well, more like ran) over to the nearest AT&T store. I told them my iPhone stopped working and that iTunes told me I needed a new SIM card (both true). The guy said no problem, and handed me a new SIM. He told me to install it, connect to iTunes, and activate the SIM with my existing account. Just got back, popped in the SIM, and no luck--getting the same errors.Tell us all your iPhone bricking stories at tips [at] consumerist [dot] com.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Oh My!

Off of MSNBC.com:

Jealous, insecure Angelina JolieIt just goes to show, you can be considered the hottest woman on Planet Earth, steal the hottest guy from the hottest sitcom star, and adopt children from all the hottest third world countries, and still suffer from severe insecurity. So it seems for Angelina Jolie, who, according to Life & Style magazine, is so unconfident, she sneaks peeks at Brad Pitt’s e-mail. Not only that, “Brad says Angelina is so insecure, he’s caught her going through his pockets on more than one occasion,” one Pitt family insider told the magazine.

When confronted, Angelina apparently refused to talk about it like an adult. “She turns everything on its head and tries to make Brad the villain,” said the Life & Style insider. “She accuses him of still being hung up on Jennifer Aniston and of not wanting Angie to see the e-mails he’s sending to his ex-wife.” Brad was so frustrated after one argument, the source said, he told his sister Julie that he was done with Angie.

He didn’t leave her, however. According to a friend of Angelina’s, he came up with a compromise. “Brad asked Angie to consider making their relationship an open one,” Angelina’s friend told Life & Style. “His idea is that when they’re apart, he can be with other women and she can be with other people.”

*Where do you sign up for that train?*

Srsly, JT & Brit should get back together

They could play games like, "I'm gonna drink you under the table"! Think about it, they both like to party, it's perfect! off of handbag gossip:

Justin Timberlake too 'hungover' to play gigs
Justin Timberlake has admitted that he cancelled two recent gigs because he was suffering from a hangover.

The Sexy Back singer was due to play concerts in Sacramento and San Jose earlier this month as part of his FutureSex/LoveShow World Tour, but he cancelled them because of a 'vocal strain'.
It was assumed that the drain on the pop superstar had been caused by his impressive performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, but some claimed that he had simply been partying too hard.

Eventually Justin came clean at the rescheduled show in San Jose on Sunday September 23rd.
The 26-year-old told the audience: 'Certain bloggers said I cancelled because I was hungover and they were right… I was.'

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Nicole Richie Bikini Pregs Pics


There is noooo denying her pregnancy! she's carryin a bun! and she almost looks....normal.

So how's yer weekend?


Slow gossip weekend! Mine, not bad, especially for being on the rag and all. Not too bad. You know, whoever came up with the Always slogan of "Have a happy period" should be shot. Anyhow, enjoy Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" video. It's sort of a personal anthem for me. That's all I've really ever wanted out of life, was to have fun with my friends!


Thursday, September 20, 2007

Kind of sux doesn't it?


When stuff comes back to bite you in the ass, huh Becks? Wait, Becks stuck his dick in that ugly hooker? Gads! and Posh has a pig nose!

off of Hollywood Scoop:

David and Victoria Beckham may be the picture of perfection now, but back in 2004 David's naughty affair with the nanny made international headlines. Looks like scandal is about to find the Beckham's again.

Rebecca Loos, the nanny that David porked is planning on moving to LA in attempt to launch her acting career. Typical right? David's wifey Victoria Beckham is said to be furious about the news.

A source to Posh told Britain's Star magazine: "Rebecca going to Los Angeles is Victoria's worst nightmare." The source continued, "One of the reasons the Beckham's moved there in the first place is because David felt like he owed Victoria after the whole Rebecca scandal. The fact that the past is coming back to haunt them will devastate Victoria.

WTF...

is up with Beyonce's face...hairline......what the hell is that? Is she wearing a mask so we don't see the alien trying to crawl out of her head? Maybe she's really a Klingon?


Thank you, Captain Obvious!

from handbag gossip:

Beckhams are 'overrated'

David and Victoria Beckham have been voted the world's most overrated couple, according to a new magazine poll

'Radar' magazine's Overrated 100 list is 'a scientific survey of the world's most over-hyped people, places and things', the publication claims.

The magazine's readers dubbed Los Angeles Galaxy player David an 'overpaid soccer star' while his fashion-loving Spice Girl wife was branded simply a 'pointless collection of body parts'.
Other celebrities to join the Beckhams on the list included American chat-show host Oprah Winfrey, Hollywood heart-throb Brad Pitt and U2 frontman Bono.

Some of the world's other most overrated things, according to the list, are Botox, Pilates and cocaine.

The news comes as it was also reported that sales of the Beckhams' new his and hers fragrances, Intimately Beckham Night, have flopped in the States despite a high-profile, expensive advertising campaign.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Ew, There's gonna be a Skeletor Jr....

off of Handbag Gossip:

Lopez pregnancy confirmed

A source has confirmed that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with her first child.

The 38-year-old singer's long wait for a baby may finally be over as American publication In Touch Weekly claimed that Jennifer and her husband Marc Anthony found out they were expecting a child together after visiting Beverly Hills fertility specialist Dr Robert Katz.

Jennifer reportedly had an ultrasound performed in a New York office on September 12th.
'The test calculated that she was about 12 weeks pregnant,' an insider told the publication.

Moreover, Jennifer's little bundle of joy could turn out to be double trouble, as she may be expecting twins.

'The way the foetus is lying made it difficult for the doctor to tell if there was more than one baby in there,' the source added.

Marc and Jennifer have been trying for a baby for two years, but Jennifer has had good practice at being a parent from being stepmother to Marc's three children from previous relationships.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Look at his wrist


You can see a scar of a suicide attempt....you know what this means? He didn't mean it. If he did, he would have cut longways up the arm. Owen needs a hug.








how....

fucked up, gay, retarded can this whole thing get?


off of msnbc.com:


No evidence of hit on Kevin Federline

‘There is no current investigation,’ says LAPD spokesperson

Hit placed on Kevin Federline? Sept. 17: Investigators are reportedly looking into an alleged hit placed on Kevin Federline's life. MSNBC's Monica Novotny and legal analyst Susan Filan discuss the Britney Spears child custody case.

Police investigated a possible threat against Kevin Federline earlier this year, but closed the case because of insufficient evidence, authorities said Monday.

The Los Angeles Police Department probed the allegations in June, but later determined there was not enough information to keep the investigation active, LAPD spokeswoman Norma Eisenman said.

“There is no current investigation,” Eisenman said.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

WTF is Posh wearing?


I'm at a loss for words!!! Does the bitch do this on purpose? To confuse us? Too much Cooz juice maybe?


Saturday, September 15, 2007

I am REALLY Wrong for this



But oh well! I must post this, it makes me laugh:

A Manvel family was devastated when their pet pigs were mauled to death, KPRC Local 2 reported Friday.Presley Carruth, 8, and her younger brother, Parker, both lost their pride and joy. Their show pigs, Lucy and Foxy, were attacked and killed on Wednesday night."I'm feeling maybe when I die I'll see her up in heaven," said Presley.

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BBQ, anyone? I got the sauce!!!

Mmmm, that's good bacon!

I want my babyback, babyback, babyback.....I want my babyback baby back ribs....

Friday, September 14, 2007

Kid Rock Exclusive in Houston!

This a.m. on 94.5 the Buzz, Kid Rock called in to promote his new album due out Oct. 9 and of course talked about his scuffle with Tommy Lee at the VMA's. But befor that, here's his view on Britney:

"I don't know what filters or on-the-fly editing MTV uses but she didn't look fat." He had no comment her the actual performance.

On Tommy Lee, Kid was adament about the cause of it, that Pam had nothing to do with the fight. He said that Tommy and he had never gotten along, havn't liked each other for years and what happened was that Kid and Tommy were put together in close proximity by people who knew they didn't like each other and Kid wasn't going to back down from Tommy, so a fight was inevitable, whatever words were said (his lawyer was preventing him from giving too much detail), Kid was provoked and bitch-slapped Tommy, Tommy was pissed because he didn't get to hit Kid back. When asked if MTV did a deliberate setup for ratings, Kid replied that he wouldn't be surprised if that were the case (remember the Madonna/Britney kiss? it's like the VMA's thrive on controversy, not music). Kid pointed out that he's held back for years mainly for his kid and for Tommy's because the kids have to bear the brunt of what the parents deal out, especially at school, so Kid has always tried to make it easier for his 14-year-old son.

"Tommy knew it was coming." Kid said of smacking Tommy.

In response to Tommy Lee's apology to Aretha Franklin and others for the fight, Kid Rock Said he refused to make an apology since this was something that had been going on for a while between the two. Kid claimed that Tommy hadn't been invited to the VMA's, Kid had been and he really didn't know why Tommy was there unless he was wanting to drool over Britney. Kid said that he had gotten up to go to the bathroom, (Tommy Lee's table had been seated next to his) but when Kid came back, Tommy had taken over his table, sparking the incident. "Anyone in my position would have done the same," Kid Rock commented. Tommy Lee had claimed that P. Diddy had texted him to come over to that table.

As to be expected, the bet is this: if Tommy Lee and Kid Rock were to fight each other, who would win? Personally, I'd be scared of getting Tommy Lee's Hep C.....but I think Kid could whip his ass.....it would be an old-fashioned hillbilly beating! What do you think?

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

OMG!!!

off of CDANs:

In a scene not unlike many others played throughout the world, you have the rich, fairly attractive woman discussing serious financial matters with another man, and the subject of the discussion turns to the woman's current plaything.

In a discussion overheard at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York, Angelina first said Brad had no financial sense at all and would never let him near her money and that she was worried he might eventually run out of his if he kept putting it into stupid things. Presumably she means donating it to Darfur and other causes as opposed to purchasing more children because everyone knows they are cheap, especially bringing them with you everywhere in the world. If that wasn't bad enough, she then went on to say that she likes Brad best when he just shuts up and looks pretty because that's what he's best at. Too many times he ruins things by opening his mouth.

Monday, September 10, 2007

A Little Ham, Anyone?

Want some cole slaw with that? It's too easy....just too easy! How much do you think Justin hates her anyway?

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Come to Poppa










LOVE this song, forget the crappy video....when I hear this, I think of Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Robert Downey Jr., Jeff Goldblum, every hot man ever to walk the earth!!!

enjoy!!













BTW, I'm trying to find an MP3 of this tune and have had no luck, so if you find a track that I can download, PLEASE let me know!!!

Saturday, September 8, 2007

LoveStoned Live

Pretty awesome performance....yeah, I'm diggin JT now, don't go hatin. You know what's really funny? He and I have the same vocal range and about the same tone. O_o weird, I know. Anyway, enjoy!

Jessica Alba is a Fucking Genius


Off of ONTD:


“I don’t have a MySpace thingy. I don’t know how to work a computer that well.”

FederSlime is still an asshole....


No matter how you slice it....The douche was always out after her $$$

off of yahoo.com:

Brit Still Singing, K-Fed Still Mooching

08/31/2007 4:41 AM, E! Online

"Gimme More" isn't just Britney Spears' new battle cry. It's also Kevin Federline's.

Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's attorney, requested in a legal declaration filed this week that Spears pony up an additional $50,000 to pay for her former husband's legal expenses stemming from their recent divorce.

In the court documents, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Kaplan says Spears is "clearly the 'monied party' " of the twosome and should therefore aid in paying off Federline's hefty litigation fees.

Kaplan further argued in his filing that a onetime payment of $50,000—for Spears, anyway—would amount to nothing more than pocket change, stating that her average monthly income is a whopping $737,868.

While Kaplan opted not to divulge his own client's monthly salary, he did claim that Federline, after shelling out for various unspecified expenses, has "no net income" whatsoever. Adding insult to financial injury, his monthly spousal-support payments of $20,000 from Spears will end their run in November.

Spears first filed for divorce from Federline in November 2006, two years and one month after tying the knot. The divorce was finalized in July, and the couple is now ramping up their legal battle on the custody front, fighting for guardianship of kids Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Quick Bits!


Off of gossip rocks:

Kate Hudson has been barred from getting in touch with ex-boyfriend Owen Wilson as he recovers from his recent suicide attempt. The New York Daily News says the actress's attempts to get in touch with the troubled star have been rebuffed by Wilson's entourage on the grounds that they "don't think Kate is good for him"

"Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn't want her anywhere near him," the Daily News sites a source as saying. "She is very frustrated."

Hudson and Wilson began a romance after shooting the hit comedy You, Me and Dupree but the relationship failed despite their best efforts, including a visit by Wilson to Australia while Hudson shot Fool's Gold in Australia last year. Wilson was hospitalised in Los Angeles last week after a suicide attempt that was incorrectly attributed to a drug overdose.

Samuel L. Jackson gave paparazzi hanging around Wilson's hospital a verbal lashing while visiting the recovering Wedding Crashers star. "I came here to visit Owen Wilson, get the **** away from me, alright," he said to waiting celebrity photograhers. When one paparazzo apparently apologised, Jackson fired up again. "Yeah, everybody's sorry, why the **** are you guys here?" he said. When the cameramen said they were "there for the story", Jackson sarcastically asked "what story is that?"

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Maybe we were a little quick to accuse Jennifer Aniston of crashing Courteney Cox's Hawaiian family vacation. To hear Star magazine tell it, she bought their love fair and square, just like Richard Gere bought Julia Roberts. "Jennifer pays for everything all the time," a source tells Star. "If she plans a vacation, you know she's footing the bill for her entire entourage."

The list of perks when you join Explore With Aniston™ includes booze, air, a car service, accommodations, food, booze, activities, spa treatments, booze and pretty outfits. "She's like the sugar daddy everyone wishes they had, except she's a woman!" a very excited source says.

"You could call her sugar mama!" Well, maybe you could if she had babies. This is around the spot where this story started to sound like Friends fan-fiction, but there are actually real women who've taken these outrageously decadent J-cations. The guest list includes actress Andrea Bendwald (Madison's mom, Stick It), producer Kristin Hahn (The Departed and... that's pretty much it) and her yoga instructor.

But it's exactly this suddenly humming social life that keeps Jen from finding a replacement Prince Charming. "Her friends really enjoy themselves, but I bet they're afraid that she'll find a serious boyfriend," the insider speculates, alleging they sabatoge her dates. If that's true, then they must have been shaking in their Louboutins during Jen's dinner with Bradley Cooper. But the all-expenses-paid pack had nothing to fear from Brad 2, her co-star in the upcoming He's Just Not That Into You movie. While the two had dinner at her L.A. home, her rep said it was certainly not a party for two. "It was not a romantic dinner and they were not alone," her rep said. After Bradley reads about Jen's incentive package, he might want to reevaluate that.

*sign me up!!!*

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Britney Spears has hit back at actress Keira Knightley for slamming her infamous flashing underwear incident.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star branded Spears a "slut" after she was photographed flashing her underwear earlier this year (07).

But the singer laughed off the comments, adding, "Who's Keira Knightley? I guess she must need the publicity".

Friday, September 7, 2007

Hmmmm!

off of Crazy Days & Nights:

This athlete's divorce could be very messy because he was tailed by two private detectives for much of the past year. Seems there is video and photos of our athlete with a bevy of different women in many compromising positions and situations. The detectives also managed to track down an unknown credit card used entirely for his liaisons which includes charges from strip clubs, escort services and large cash withdrawals.

I'll take Shaq for $500, alex...

Monday, September 3, 2007

A Coupla Quickies for your day

off of handbag gossip:

Brad: Kids are the most fun I've had

Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has described his role as a father as the 'most fun I've ever had'.The Troy star had his first child with lover Angelina Jolie last year, although the 43-year-old actor has also become a father to three adopted children with Angelina. 'It's the most fun I've ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I've ever experienced,' he said. 'It makes me much more efficient because when I work I really have to focus, I know I've less time to get things done. Actually I'm quite pleased by it,' he added. The couple arrived in Italy last week for the Venice Film Festival, where Brad is promoting his latest film 'The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford', which follows the last 12 months of the infamous outlaw. And Brad has admitted he is rather proud of his latest movie. He described it as a 'delicious' film. 'It sits and breathes like good wine, and it's ultimately my favourite kind of film-making,' he added.

'Wilson discharged from hospital'

Hollywood actor Owen Wilson has been discharged from hospital a week after an apparent suicide attempt at his home in Los Angeles, according to reports. People magazine reports that the actor is now at home and is being supervised around the clock. A source close to the Starsky and Hutch star told the magazine: "Owen is in bad mental shape but said he is thankful to be alive."He knows he came close to ending his life, and he is happy that he was saved from himself. He is basically at home with people watching him 24/7," the source added. The star, who has asked for time to "heal in private", has pulled out of comedy movie Tropic Thunder as he seeks to recover from his problems. Preparations for the film, directed by friend Ben Stiller, were underway.

TomKat 'extortion' man to plead guilty

A man charged with attempting to extort over $1 million (£0.5 million) from Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is expected to plead guilty later today. David Hans Schmidt, 47, could face up to two years in federal prison and a $250,000 (£124,000) fine after he agreed the single-count guilty plea, the Associated Press news agency reports. He is expected to plead guilty to sending communications for purposes of extortion. Mr Schmidt allegedly demanded money from the A-list pair in return for illegally obtaining thousands of images of their wedding in collaboration with 33-year-old data recovery expert Marc Lewis Gittleman. The criminal complaint claimed the latter stole the images from the damaged hard drive of the wedding's official photographer, before assisting the services of Mr Schmidt to help him gain money for them. The press have dubbed Mr Schmidt the 'Sultan of Sleaze' for his previous attempts at procuring money from celebrities.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

It's over!

Why do people think that if you meet someone on the set, it's real and has a good chance of working out?

off of TMZ:

The romance is over between "Brokeback Mountain" stars Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger. The blonde bohemians, who live in Brooklyn and have a 23-month-old daughter named Mathilda, "quietly and amicably split a few weeks ago," according to Us. A source said, "The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart. ... They have a beautiful daughter and they are both committed to being great parents."Previously, Ledger had been linked to Aussie hottie (and much older woman) Naomi Watts.

OMG...WTF???


I got nothin here folks, nothin!

off of TMZ:

A new tell-all about Anna Nicole Smith from former MSNBC journalist Rita Cosby about alleges that Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead were secret gay lovers.

The book, "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death" describes an alleged brief tryst between Stern and Birkhead, reports the Daily News. Jackie Hatten, described as a friend of Anna Nicole's, claims she found Stern and Birkhead witht heir shirts off and pants around their ankles, engaged in oral sex.

The book also accuses the feuding baby daddies of cutting a secret deal between them in which Birkhead would get custody of Dannielynn in return for Stern being named executor of Anna Nicoles estate.

Both Birkhead and Stern deny all of Cosby's accusations. Birkhead said that he was disgusted by Cosby's claims that he and Stern were gay lovers. "If she printed that then she is really getting sued," he said.

Stern's lawyer Lin Wood called the book "false and defamatory."

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Gosh...

Courtney Love has to have her fingers in everything, doesn't she? Attention whore.

off of ONTD:

Courtney Love said that Amy Wino is the biggest cokehead she's ever seen in her entire crackhead life.

Court said, “Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known. I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS. But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”

"But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”

Court also claims Wino speedballs with heroin and cocaine.

Wino and her deadbeat husband are due back in London this week after relaxing and getting sorted out in St. Lucia.

Court is like the Rosie O'Donnell of crackheads. First she gave her opinion on the Owen Wilson thing and now Wino. It's pretty scary if Courtney looks at you while you're snorting your 100th line and tells you to "slow down."

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

On a lighter note

I can't take much more of the sadness goin on with my man Owen.....so here's some Beastie Boys to make it all better with Sure Shot! Enjoy!!!


Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Owen, Owen, Owen....

You crazy, silly fool...why couldn't you realize that you were the rebound guy and not the for real guy? I still love you tho....

off of crazy days & nights:

Last night I had a discussion with a woman who spoke to Owen several times over the past few weeks, was at his home this past week and has been in touch with Owen's brother Andrew over the past few days. This is what she had to say, almost word for word. Some of it is in the tabloids, but much of it isn't. This is a woman who has worked on several Wilson brother films and is very close to all three of them.

Owen did indeed try to commit suicide over Kate, but its not totally her fault. They WERE in love. Because of Kate's divorce, she was the one insisting that everything stay very down-low and approached the situation like "will my big strong boyfriend protect me from the gossips?", which is why he went way overboard and threatened to sue anyone that talked about their relationship breaking up her marriage to Chris Robinson. Owen was pestering Kate to marry him.

She was VERY committed to Owen and their relationship, but had no intention of agreeing to marriage seeing as how she married so young and wasn't even divorced yet . This made Owen very frustrated and he acted out by leaving her every so often and messing with other girls. She eventually got tired of the yo-yoing and broke up with him for real.

Like most volatile type relationships, they were still messing around even though they never really got back together. One of those "they love each other so much they can't stay away, but neither is willing to do what it takes to make the relationship really work" type of things. So this was going on until Kate went crazy for Dax Shepard. Its killing Owen because Kate is obviously head over heels for Dax. She is even putting Dax ahead of her own son, which she wouldn't do for Owen (remember she insisted the relationship be kept quiet for her son's sake). She's even whispering to friends that Dax is "the one" and she might marry him f he asked and it got back to Owen. She stopped taking Owen's calls and no more booty calls, so Owen went into a pretty bad depression.

Contrary to popular opinion, Owen is as moody and dark as his brother Luke, he's just not dramatic with it. He just gets very quiet and withdrawn when he's low and is not an asshole about it. Also contrary to opinion, Owen is not a doper. He'll take a toke or snort a line to be sociable, but he's not a regular user and he does not offer it in his home when he has parties and stuff. So the whole drug thing isn't really true. He did take some pills and mix it with alcohol (maybe more stuff, not sure) to try to "go to sleep", which is what he told his brother Andrew. My contact says as far as she knows it was just pills, but its possible that he may have slit his wrists as well, but she doesn't believe he did.

She's going to try and find out today and let me know tonight. Owen has been drunk and hiding in his house for a week or more and his brother was there just to kinda keep an eye on him. She also said that Andrew had called several friends including her to come by to try to cheer him up or talk sense into him, which is how she knows this has been going on for at least a week, but Owen refused to see anyone, and just stayed locked up in his room.

So in summary of what I've been told, Owen went into a depression over losing Kate for real, even though its his fault as well. His suicide attempt was more of an immature "you won't come back to me so I'm going to kill myself" thing. Not that attempted suicide for that reason is not serious, but the loss of the relationship is more than half his fault and Kate probably shouldn't be totally blamed for it.

Oh yeah, as an addition. Luke really did have a thing for Kate as well, though nothing happened between him and Kate. Just some sibling rivalry BS really.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Not my Butterscotch Stallion!!!


according to the Arrow, 93.7, here in Houston, Owen Wilson was found unconcious by his brother, having tried to kill himself. There were slits on his wrist and an empty bottle of pills nearby. More as this develops....

this is so sad!!! *cry*

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Orlando Bloom's Japanese hair ad



Enjoy!!!

Don't worry, I'm not Done!!!


Check back later for more!!


Britney fleeing with her kids?


off of ONTD:

The 'Toxic' singer - who is currently battling ex-husband Kevin Federline to be the primary carer of 23-month-old Sean Preston and Jayden James, 11 months - wants to move to London and begin a new life with the boys.

However, Britney knows she won't be able to take them out of the country without Kevin's permission so she is planning a dramatic TV disappearing act. The troubled star wants to vanish in a spectacular stunt at the end of her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas and re-appear in London.

She hopes the Houdini-style act will confuse everyone, including Kevin, and give her the time she needs to fly to the UK.

The trick, which is due to happen next month, has been arranged by Britney's reported new love interest, magician Criss Angel, and the pair spent two nights last week perfecting the move.A source told America's OK! magazine, "She thinks her only hope is to move to London and start afresh. She wants those boys more than anything in the world and it's heart-breaking."

Despite her attempts to keep Sean and Jayden, Kevin will still be able to claim the children from the UK due to the Hague Convention, which allows parents to seek the return of, or access to, their child.

US divorce lawyer Raoul Felder said, "You can run, but you can't hide. If you go to most foreign countries you come under the Hague Convention."There would be a hearing in London and he would award the father the children."

Britney and Kevin's divorce was finalized last month and they were awarded joint custody of the boys.However, Kevin is now seeking full custody saying Britney - who recently spent time in rehab for alcoholism and alleged post-natal depression - is unfit to care for the children.

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ok, there are better places and ways to vanish with the kids but she'd have to stay vahished. But it does make sense about her talking to Criss Angel (douchebag)...but what wuold he know? My suggestion is for her to go to Dubai, ain't nobody gonna mess with here there, she could be happy and could'nt be touched....or hit that large ship ResidenSea, where ppl live in mulitmillion dollar splendor on a ship that cruises around the world going from port to port. Totally private!
One more question....what about the two kids FederSlime had with Char? Why isn't he pursuing total custody of them or were they just practice kids? Douchebag wants $$$.

82 minutes in the pen


*yawn* but I felt obligated to do the Nicole Richie bit....but she does look better with a little weight on her, even if it is pregs weight!


No, No, no to rehab again

Click on the headline to see the pics of Amy Winehouse and her slacker husband leaving rehab. I hear they were thrown out after having screaming arguements. The pics say a lot, I'm not even sure if that many places were willing to show them. They are pretty shocking. Amy's gonna die.

Do you think they even remember beating the shit out of each other?

courtesy of crazy Days & Nights

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Just a couple quickies....

off of crazy days & nights:

Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sleep in separate bedrooms? Well, it's true, at least according to Star Magazine. I know that probably doesn't come as too big of a shock if you really stop and think about it. What comes as a shock to me though is that Katie decorated her room in pastels with lots of stuffed animals and a miniature horse carousel which she rides when she's sad. I wonder how many engines have been burned out on that thing.

#1 This married, used to be a part of something good, singer has been telling his celebrity wife that he's been working on a new album. In reality what he's been working on has a d**k between his legs even though he promised his wife he was done with that sort of thing.

*poor gwen!*

SRSLY...I am so sorry for not posting!!! Last week at work was from hell, I have never left my work to go home and then gone to my car, sat down and cried because I was soo stressed! I love my job, don't get me wrong....it keeps me challenged and i'm never sure day to day what will happen, it's not quite a set schedule, which i like!! but last week, THE STRESS!!!! Even my boss wandered around wondering out loud what the hell was up with last week! So...I have not abandoned or bailed by any means, I dearly love you all!!!! *kisses!*

WHAT!!??!!!

off of foxnews:

There is a "strong possibility" the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office will not file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests, law enforcement sources told TMZ.com.

Charges may be filed Wednesday, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies, TMZ reported. The D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with Lohan's DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills, the site said.

As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge Lohan with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility — also a felony. But the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either, sources told TMZ.

Lohan, 21, was arrested for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence and with a suspended license and felony cocaine possession after last month's pre-dawn chase that ended in Santa Monica.

The starlet is currently a patient at the posh Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah.

Lohan was also arrested May 26 on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing her car into a curb on Sunset Boulevard.

Her arraignment is set for Friday.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Amy Winehouse in Rehab!


try to make me go to rehab and I say yes, yes, yes....look closely at his pics, he's a cutter too!

off of Lainey:

Amy Winehouse finally and reluctantly in rehab just a couple of days after she was hospitalised for “exhaustion”, now revealed (no kidding) to be a drug overdose. Apparently she went on a 3 day bender with her husband that involved alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, and even K.

Nice.

Talented and tragic – 30 years ago it was iconic. These days… pedestrian.

Of course she’s seeking treatment, of course I wish her well. But can she truly be helped if her punk ass husband is still running free and undoubtedly using?

Please.

Look at him. Blake on his way to visit her with flowers, a total Pete Doherty wannabe, and Amy is desperately in love with him, desperately in love with a loser.

If he stays in the picture, she won’t stay clean. Trust.

Blohan pregs?


Has anybody actually confirmed if she's in Utah or LongIsland?
off of handbag gossip:

Hollywood wild child Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be pregnant rather than in rehab.

An unnamed friend of the actress suggested reports the Mean Girls star has entered rehab was a front to conceal a pregnancy.

The source told the US edition of OK! Magazine: 'It wouldn't be the first time she's had a pregnancy scare.'

According to the Metro, there have been no sightings of Lindsay at the Cirque Lodge rehab centre in Utah where she is supposed to be receiving treatment to overcome her heavy drinking and partying.

And attempts by the newspaper to get her spokesman to confirm her location were refused.

But Lindsay will have to emerge from hiding soon to attend court on August 24th to answer charges of driving under the influence of drugs relating to a crash in July.

The 21-year-old's former bodyguard, Tony Almeida, has placed the blame for Lindsay's wild behaviour on her publicity-hungry parents.

Both Dina and Michael Lohan have regularly appeared on US television during their daughter's fall from grace and Mr Almeida says they pushed her to keep working to fund their lifestyles.

He told In Touch magazine: 'From a young age, [Lindsay] dealt with her father's physical, emotional and drug abuses as well as her mother's drinking.

'Lindsay was the family cash cow - and she [Dina] resented it. They counted on her to pay their bills...I saw Lindsay exhausted, begging her mother for some time off.'

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

I know who killed my career....

I "borrowed" this from four four cuz it's funny as hell.....drink every time Blohan says 'fuck'! Srsly, where was she acting? I think they just followed her with a camera.


Saturday, August 4, 2007

OMG, omg, omg....


Johnny Depp to be in the movie version of Dark Shadows? I'm about to drown in my own juices!!! off of celebitchy:

When Johnny Depp revealed in past interviews time after time that has a young boy he longed to play the character of Barnabas Collins from the vampiric soap opera, “Dark Shadows,” I wonder if he ever thought that one day he’d actually get his wish?

Sources close to Variety have reported that Depp and Graham King’s GK Films have finally closed a deal to develop a feature based on the cult series.

A rights deal just closed with the estate of Dan Curtis, the producer/director who created the soap that aired weekdays on ABC, from 1966 to 1971. Depp and King will produce with David Kennedy, who ran Dan Curtis Prods. until Curtis died last year of a brain tumor. Infinitum-Nihil’s Christi Dembrowski served as the point person on the deal.

Variety

Yup. I’d say that about seals the deal.

“Dark Shadows” was a campy soap that featured all things Halloween - monsters, a few witches here and there, zombies, a pack of werewolves and yes - vampires, and even though it hasn’t seen the light of TV by anything worthy in years (although the Sci-Fi Channel did run the original series back in the late 1990’s), it continues to have - what else? - a cult following, including a Dark Shadows Festival (held annually since 1983), which is a two day event scheduled to take place this year at the Westchester Marriott in Tarrytown, New York on August 17 and 18.

The news that Depp has signed on to create a new - and much more current - “Dark Shadows” is probably welcome news to some, but there are those who will always prefer the original. No news yet on when we can expect to see the development come full term, but Depp fans can look forward to seeing him in “Sweeney Todd” next year.

Usher married after all!


Through Bossip and off of Chicago Sun-Times:

Usher and fiancee get married after all

August 4, 2007
BY STELLA FOSTER Sun-Times columnist
Despite canceling their nuptials scheduled to occur earlier this week, the on-again, off-again wedding of Usher and his pregnant fiancee was finally on -- and held quietly Friday, sources told Stella's Column late Friday night.
The multiplatinum singer married his longtime girlfriend, Tameka Foster, who is several years older than he, during a private ceremony in his lawyer's office in Atlanta on Friday, sources said.

Among those present was Usher's mother, Jonetta Patton, who, it has been widely reported, staunchly disapproved of the marriage. Foster was reportedly largely responsible for Usher firing his mom as his manager last May.

The pair, who are expecting their first child together this fall, had been scheduled to marry last weekend before Usher publicist Patti Webster announced the wedding was called off.

The couple reportedly disagreed over an elaborate prenuptial agreement supported by Usher's mother.

Lovestoned...

I admit it, I'm a bit of JT junkie these days, can't quite explain it....but the boy has moves. I don't like his early boy band crap, don't like his early stuff but his current album is really good. Me like. Enjoy!

DNA Testing works!

James Brown has more sperm spread around:

off of yahoo

2 more James Brown children identified

08/03/2007 10:59 PM, AP
The Associated Press

DNA testing on about a dozen people who claim James Brown was their father has found that at least two of them are telling the truth, a longtime adviser to the late soul singer said Friday.

Several tests have come back negative, while others are pending, said Buddy Dallas, who did not have exact numbers Friday night.

Dallas refused to identify the two people whose DNA showed they were Brown's children, but The Augusta Chronicle reported that LaRhonda Petitt, a 45-year-old retired flight attendant and teacher in Houston, showed the newspaper a report that says there is a 99.99 percent probability she is Brown's daughter.

She would be the oldest of Brown's children.

Brown picked out Petitt's mother from the crowd at a show in Los Angeles in the early 1960s, and she became the singer's girlfriend, sometimes ironing his shirts before his shows, Petitt said.

But when her mother became pregnant, she split with Brown and moved back to Houston. She would point to the television when Brown was performing and tell her daughter the singer was her father, Petitt told the newspaper.

Petitt said that she met Brown at concerts and spoke to him over the phone, but that he never acknowledged being her father.

"I was angry that he was out there making all this money, and he wasn't doing anything for my mother and me," Petitt told the newspaper. "I could have had a better life."

Brown died Dec. 25 of heart failure at age 73. His body was entombed in a crypt at the home of one of his daughters in March.

Brown's will, which is being disputed in court, names six children.

One possible child of Brown's who hasn't undergone a DNA test is 6-year-old James Brown II, the son of Tomi Rae Hynie. Hynie was one of Brown's backup singers and said she is the singer's fourth wife. But Brown's attorneys continue to dispute that claim, and the boy and his mother are not in the singer's will.

In court papers filed in recent weeks, Dallas said Brown told him that James II was not his child and that instead of calling him "son," he referred to him as "little man."

Whether Petitt makes a claim to Brown's estate depends on whether the will holds up, said her lawyer, Jim Griffin. He would at least like Petitt's two daughters to be eligible for a trust the signer set up to pay for his grandchildren's education, he said.

Petitt said she has grown less bitter about Brown as the years have passed.

I love my daddy," she told the Chronicle. "When I hear my daddy's music, it just freezes me."

Sunday, July 29, 2007

O_o

Transformers live...Fucked up....



but even funnier is this one, mexican transformers...

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Huh?


off of I'm Not Obsessed, I tried to find this link on the National Enquirer and couldn't but I do remember seeing it in the store yesterday...

The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant. It’s like a soap opera and just when you think it cannot get worse, the baby sister gets pregnant.

In other news...




Nicole Richie gets four days!!! At least she'll have to serve something....
off of national enquirer:

On Friday, July 27, Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to four days in jail and given three years' probation. Richie — who arrived at the Glendale, California courthouse with beau Joel Madden wearing a short black dress and dark sunglasses early Friday morning — was also fined $2,048 and was ordered to take an alcohol education course. Los Angeles County Commissioner Steven Lubell sentenced Richie to 96 hours in jail (with six hours credited from her arrest date) and gave her the option of serving her time in a paid city jail, instead of county jail. Richie must complete her jail time before Sept. 28. In regard to Richie's reported pregnancy, Prosecutor Carolina Lugo said it had nothing to do with the plea deal. "That was not discussed and we have no information about that."

The Simple Life star was arrested on December 11, 2006 after cops say she drove the wrong way on a California highway.

Well, well, well!


off of Yahoo!

NEW YORK - The wedding between Usher and his pregnant fiance has been canceled, his publicist told The Associated Press on Saturday.

The wedding between the multiplatinum singer and his longtime girlfriend, Tameka Foster, was scheduled for Saturday. The pair are expecting their first child together sometime this fall.

However, a statement released by publicist Patti Webster exclusively to the AP read: "It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected."

Foster and Usher announced their engagement earlier this year, and later, that she was expecting his first child. She has three other children from a previous marriage.

Webster would not comment on whether the two were still engaged or even a couple
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Is it true that her wild past finally caught up with her and her dumped her?

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Also off of Crazy Days & Nights



and of course, the Blohan analysis: ("anal"....tee hee!)

So MSNBC is yammering on about experts who said Lindsay could spend six months in jail. Of course, they don't name the experts. I think it's 50/50 if Lindsay spends any time in jail. I know, I know she got busted for the same thing as Paris who spent time in jail and Lindsay has some extra charges that have been thrown her way also, BUT in case you didn't notice the whole Paris going to jail for driving on a suspended license was just not consistent with the way things are normally done and the blowback was pretty impressive. Because there are some felony charges here, this thing isn't going to trial for a very long time. So, if Lindsay can clean up her act and not get into ANY trouble between now and the trial in the somewhat distant future then I'm thinking a suspended sentence with probation and community service.

The tough part of this is not really the cocaine charges, but rather the first DUI charge. If she's convicted of that, then there is less leeway for the judge in the 2nd case should Lindsay be convicted there of the same offense. Then she would be probably looking at some jail time, but NOT six months. The whole bringing drugs into the jail is a messed up charge because she didn't try and give it to anyone and the cops should have found it. She can always say she thought the cops had already taken it from her. So, that is the biggest felony charge gone in an instant.
The cocaine from the first DUI was not actually found on Lindsay but rather in the car from which she had already fled. Although she's still culpable, that will probably be dropped as well.

First arrest that leaves DUI and hit and run.

Second arrest that leaves DUI and cocaine possession.

The hit and run will probably be dropped because it was a one vehicle accident and the only person "injured" was Lindsay. So, now we are down to just DUI on the first arrest. If you want to get all crazy you can say that Lindsay could have had drinks before she got tested by the cops because she was so nervous. She could claim she wasn't drinking at the time she was driving but had them in between the accident and when her blood was drawn. Of course it would be a crap argument but she could still hint at it.

So if we have a conviction on the first DUI and a conviction on both of the remaining charges from the second DUI, but with Lindsay being the most perfect princess in the interim, then I think she will get at most a 30 day sentence. If the sentence is longer, then it will most likely be suspended with multiple years of probation and a many hours of community service. During that time period she must also be the perfect princess and not get into any trouble.

This is going to be a very long year for Lindsay and if she doesn't get clean, a very long several years from which her career may not recover.

Victoria Beckham is a Cheap Bitch


Off of Crazy Days & Nights:

Hey Posh, you are in the US now. Over here in the US we like to tip the fine people that bring us our food. The fact that this has morphed into having to tip everyone from the dry cleaner to the local Blockbuster store employees is irrelevant to this discussion. The people that serve your food and listen to you complain about every last item on the menu deserve you doing more than dashing out the door to your Bentley while stiffing them on the tip entirely.

You weren't just being a cheap bitch and leaving 10% or some small change, you totally stiffed them. After they slaved for you and your petty demands for TWO hours and had to look into the vacant eyes of Katie Holmes for the same period of time as she mumbled "Tom is good. Tom is good," the least you could do is tip 15%. With the $25M a year your husband makes and the $20M you are getting for the Spice Girls reunion, you should be leaving bunches more than 15%.

Then, to make matters worse, the waitress who was rightfully pissed went after you to call you the worthless cheap bitch you deserved and was manhandled by your security staff.
You have pissed off not only the staff at Asia de Cuba but, the entire serving community here in LA and you may want to investigate thoroughly every morsel on your plate before eating. I also encourage you to tip in advance and to go back to the nice waitress you stiffed and give her $1000 or so and naked photos of your husband.

This is just gross.....


Cisco and Pari$ together greasin it up.....

off of US Weekly:

It looks like Paris Hilton's post-prison "new leaf" is one you can smoke. Out at Guy's nightclub in West Hollywood on July 24, Hilton and Mischa Barton's ex Cisco Adler sang karaoke, made out and got high.

The pair arrived at nearly 1 a.m. with two other girls. In skinny jeans, a black tank and a sequined top, Hilton didn't get her own cocktail, but she stole sips from Adler's vodka tonics throughout the night. Later, the burgeoning popstar sang "Bette Davis Eyes" in honor of a friend's birthday, and stayed onstage for an unexpected encore when the DJ started playing her single, "The Stars are Blind." Musician Adler performed "Brown Eyed Girl," and then left the stage for Hilton's side.

The duo, who Usmagazine.com sources witnessed making out more than once, were perhaps feeling loose and lovey due to the marijuana they were openly smoking at the club. As the 4 Non Blondes song "What's Up" played in the background, Hilton sang along, replacing the chorus' "what's going on" lyric with "let's smoke a bowl!"

Though they were cuddly inside, Hilton and Adler left at 2:30 a.m. in different cars.
The night of debauchery comes just a month after Hilton brazenly told Larry King that she's never done drugs.

Hilton's rep Michael Sitrick tells Usmagazine.com, "Paris absolutely did not smoke pot Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, as I understand was reported. That report is false."

The rep doesn't, however, deny her, uh, lip-locking with Cisco Adler. "She was with Cisco Tuesday night/Wednesday morning," he says.