I knew it all along!

When Brit was on top and doing great, I had a coupla arguments with ppl who swallowed her virgin act hook line and sinker....but I knew better even then!

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Not that many people are worried about Britney being the good girl we once thought these days, a source has told Us Weekly magazine that despite telling the world she planned to wait until she was married she in fact lost her virginity at 14. Lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, says the “virgin” image Spears portrayed was simply, a “PR blitz.” He claims that boyfriend Reg Jones actually popped her cherry at 14 and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.

At Least We Know Where Nick Gets it from....

from handbag gossip:

Hogan Knows Best matriarch Linda has appeared in new footage talking about how much she enjoys illegal street racing just a fortnight after her son Nick was charged for three driving offences for his role in crash which has left friend John Graziano severely brain damaged and needing constant nursing home care for the rest of his life.

On the tape, a documentary called Vehicular Lunatics, Linda is shown challenging another car to a race at traffic lights and later saying, “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

***Now that's some parenting skills!

Pari$ite needs publicity....

Why else would she be trying to get attention again? She craves being the center of attention! from foxnews:

Oops, did she do it again?

A purportedly new Paris Hilton sex tape is circulating the Net.

In it, the 26-year-old hotel heiress and aspiring philanthropist can be seen frolicking around in a large tub, bathing herself with a shower head while poking fun at previous sex tape scandals, according to the Australian News Network.

While YouTube was showing an edited version of the tape, a number of adults-only sites were rumored to have gotten their hands on an uncensored version of the bathroom romp.

The tape was believed to have come from a storage vault in Hilton's name, the contents of which were confiscated after she failed to pay rent on it.

Helena Bonham Carter is a cranky pregnant lady

from ONTD:

LEAVE ME BE

DON'T tell Helena Bonham Carter what to do with her pregnancy. Carter, who's eight months expecting with Tim Burton's baby, told blackbookmag.com, "People - particularly men - saying with surprise, 'You're still drinking caffeine?' as if I'm performing a criminal act on my unborn as I tuck into my treasured one-a-day cup of tea/coffee. Yeah. You try nine months of gestation and self-abnegation before you start censoring my diet. Your mother was probably on vodka, and do you have three heads?"

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She has a point though, people need to mind their own business about 99% of the time! I'm sure her doctor would tell her of any adjustments she needs to make for the sake of her and her baby's health. Just one more reason why I don't look forward to pregnancy!

R. Kelly dumped!

Which begs the question, what actually happened? Did he piss on her?

off of TMZ.com:

Regina Daniels, who worked as R. Kelly's publicist for 14 years, has formally announced her decision to end all ties with the platinum pisser.

What took her so long?

In her statement, Daniels writes, "I have prided myself on loyalty, respect and professionalism. It saddens me that I was not always shown those same courtesies during my 14-year tenure as Mr. Kelly's publicist ... There are some lines that should never be crossed professionally or personally. Mr. Kelly crossed a line that forever altered the scope of our relationship. For this reason I made the decision to resign."

Daaaaaamn! Five years ago R. Kelly was charged with 14 counts of child pornography. He has yet to go to trial, but proceedings should kick off next spring.

Happy Birthday RuPaul!!!

47 today and still brings the Fabulous!!! Here's Supermodel to celebrate:

Lohan does jail!

The actress, who agreed to serve a day as part of a plea deal for drunk driving, spends the time alone in a holding cell.

By Andrew Blankstein, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer November 16, 2007

Actress Lindsay Lohan arrived at a Lynwood jail Thursday to serve time for a drunk driving conviction -- 84 minutes, to be exact.

As part of a plea deal with prosecutors, the star of "Herbie Fully Loaded" and "Mean Girls" agreed to spend one day in Los Angeles County Jail.Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Lohan was booked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood about 10:30 a.m. after being dropped off by her lawyer.

She was photographed, fingerprinted and placed in a holding cell by herself, Whitmore said.Lohan pleaded no contest in August to drunk driving charges and admitted using cocaine in two incidents.

Amy Winehouse concert disaster

from yahoo news:

Thu Nov 15, 8:59 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse kicked off her 17-date tour with a shambolic performance that saw fuming fans booing and marching out, reports said Thursday.
concert at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham, was a chance for the 24-year-old to get back to singing and put her woes behind her.

Winehouse has had "health issues" -- widely reported to be drug and alcohol abuse -- and her party-loving husband Blake Fielder-Civil is being held on grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice charges.

But Wednesday's gig at the NIA, which can hold up to 13,000 people, was slammed by angry fans as a "disgrace" after she turned up late and stumbled about the stage.

When punters started jeering, Winehouse snapped: "Let me tell you something. First of all, if you're booing, you're a mug for buying a ticket.

"Second, to all those booing, just wait till my husband gets out of incarceration -- and I mean that."

The Birmingham Mail newspaper's music critic Andy Coleman said it was "one of the saddest nights of my life".

"I saw a supremely talented artist reduced to tears, stumbling around the stage and, unforgivably, swearing at the audience," he wrote.

In sympathy with the cause....

Don't watch Family Guy til this strike is over!!!

"Family" feud afoot for Fox cartoon

Wed Nov 14, 2:55 AM ET

Fox is producing fresh episodes of its animated comedy "Family Guy" without the participation of its striking creator Seth MacFarlane, who does many of the main voices, sources said.
The last episode completed before the Writers Guild of America strike began November 5 aired Sunday. Fox and sibling studio 20th Century Fox TV had the choice of going into reruns or continuing the show without MacFarlane, whose outspoken defiance of his employers has made him a cause celebre for striking writers.

After a large writers rally outside the Fox lot on Friday, where he was one of the speakers, MacFarlane said the studio could proceed without him, though he hoped it would not.
20th TV had no comment on the matter Tuesday but confirmed that it remains in production on new episodes. The first episode finished without MacFarlane's blessing has been delivered to Fox. Sources said it is one of three very close to completion, with others in various stages of production.

In addition to executive-producing the show, MacFarlane voices the characters of Peter, Brian and Stewie Griffin, the male members of the hapless Rhode Island family at the core of the domestic satire.

Maggie Gyllenhaal looking good

but I'm not diggin the red shoes

Sad, sad, sad....

Britney Spears and her team of choreographers are in the final stages of preparation to shoot the video for her single "Piece of Me."

"She's picked the dancers, who are meeting with the choreographers Wednesday night to rehearse," a source close to the shoot reveals exclusively to OK!. And part of getting everything ready for Friday's shoot at an as-yet-undisclosed location is preparing for the worst-case scenario.

"Choreographers are busy finding a body double to dance Britney's part for rehearsal," says the source. "And the body double may very well also be the stand-in on the shoot itself if Brit doesn't show on Friday!"

Friday is also a big day for Britney on the custody front, as lawyers for the singer and her ex-hubby are due back in court for another round of legal wrangling in the ongoing custody war over sons Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James.

Source: OK-magazine.com

I understand....

I know other bloggers are going dark to support the WGA.....but gossip does not stop, so neither will the Spin Sycle. I am independent and I will keep on posting!

Except for next week....I will be out of town for Thanksgiving and the site will be asleep from Nov. 22 to Nov. 25th. I'll try to leave something terribly entertaining and maybe....maybe (no promises) I'll be able to post for you!

Because she has no talent!!!

from handbag gossip:

Paris flops Chicago audition

Paris Hilton has failed an audition for the musical Chicago, with choreographers claiming was “too stiff”.

Though her latest role is in a musical Paris Hilton has failed in her attempts to follow Ashlee Simpson and Kelly Osbourne and land in Chicago because she can’t dance. Invited to audition for a possible role as Roxie or Velma a choreographer said, “She simply can’t move! Paris was too stiff for anything beyond her trademark nightclub booty-shaking.” Ouch. But it didn’t seem as if Paris was going out of her way to win the role. “It didn’t help telling producers she ‘knew nothing’ about their show because she ‘hardly ever’ goes to the theatre.” What a pro!

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Personally, with all the drugs and sex she's done, you'd think she could put her knees behind her ears and be able to move more!

Oh, yeah, Almost Forgot

Amy Winehouse in trouble again....her marriage maybe on the rocks? Did Blake the fake take advantage or did she know all along?

off of celebrity dirty laundry:

Distraught Amy Winehouse mouthed “I love you” as her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was led away from court and remanded in custody this morning.Babyshambles front man Pete Doherty, who has himself appeared at Thames Magistrates’ Court, was also in the public gallery for part of Fielder-Civil’s hearing. Winehouse arrived at court to support her husband who has been charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice.

She was accompanied to court by her father Mitch. She stood at the back of the courtroom next to the glass dividing the public gallery from the dock throughout this morning’s hearing. Wearing a black top and grey pencil skirt and sporting her trademark beehive, she blew her husband kisses and mouthed “I love you” repeatedly as Fielder-Civil turned around and smiled at her. As District Judge Perkins ruled Fielder-Civil must be held in custody, Winehouse looked distraught and momentarily turned her head away from the courtroom.

and what started it all (from the Daily Mirror):

By Stephen Moyes And Jeff Edwards 10/11/2007

Amy Winehouse will be questioned next week by police probing an alleged £200,000 plot to fix her husband's assault trial.

She will be asked about accusations she knew of a plan to derail the case against Blake Fielder-Civil.

Yesterday the Mirror revealed the music video assistant was arrested on Thursday in front of tearful singer Amy, 24, after our tip off.

He was still in custody last night and was being questioned by detectives. Officers who smashed their way in to Amy's home in Camden, North London, said "significant" evidence had been found.

Items seized included mobile phone accounts, banking details and computer software.
Amy will be treated as a witness but police sources say she could face arrest "depending on what was discovered".

But the soul singer, who has battled drugs and depression, insisted: "Blake has told me he's done nothing wrong and I believe him. Someone has set him up but whatever happens I'll be there for him."

Fielder-Civil, 25, and pal Michael Brown, 39, had been due to stand trial on Monday charged with GBH on barman James King, 36. But the pair are alleged to have offered him £200,000 plus £10,000 costs to change his story and go to Spain until the case collapsed.

King was filmed allegedly agreeing not to testify in the trial at Snarebrook crown court. That hearing has now been postponed indefinitely.

Last night King, 36, handed himself to police in Derbyshire and was arrested. Brown has also contacted officers. The alleged conspiracy emerged after two men named Ant and Jay contacted the Mirror claiming they had CCTV footage of the attack on King.

They said they were organising a deal between the barman and the pair accused of giving him a brutal beating.

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And this made me LOL on so many levels!!!

from gossip rocks and well, duh!:

MSNBC contributors updated 7:22 a.m. CT, Wed., Nov. 7, 2007

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes seem inseparable as they make the rounds promoting his new film, “Lions for Lambs,” but Life & Style reports that Hollywood’s power couple isn’t always attached at the hip. In fact, an insider tells the magazine they don’t even share the same bed.

“There are plenty of times when they have a romantic evening together, and then go their separate ways when it’s time to turn out the lights,” the source says. “Katie complains that Tom snores like a bear, and he likes to stay up late reading.”

A rep for the twosome told L&S that there’s no truth to the not-so-close quarters claim, but the source insists, “When it comes to bedtime, (Tom and Katie) love their time apart.”Could it be that Tom’s snoring isn’t really what’s driving a wedge in the marital bed?

According to Star, jealousy recently reared it’s ugly head in the previously rock solid union.“Katie has never been a jealous wife,” a friend of the couple told Star. “But she now seems to feel that she has a reason to worry.”

“Tom has grown more and more secretive over the last year, and while Katie knows he’s a magnet for other women, she’s heard whispers about him getting uncomfortably close to some.” The source added, “It’s getting to the point where Katie appears so insecure that she doesn’t want to leave his side.”

Well, except at night.

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Is Katie sure it isn't other men he's after? And of course their reps will deny it! That's what they are paid to do!

Some Quickies to start your day!

Lindsay Lohan is to take a lead from Posh Spice and appear in Ugly Betty, according to an insider on the set of the hit show. Lindsay – who, in case you’d forgotten, is an actress - is in “serious talks” to take on the role of a fallen beauty queen, who also happens to work as assistant manager in the same fast food joint as Betty’s dad. If she takes the part, we’d want to be a fly on the wall when she meets star America Ferrera. Appearing on TRL last month, Ferrera said, “Hollywood’s out-of-control young things should stop partying and get a job!”

Fabio’s manager has explained how the himbo model came to blows with George Clooney in Madeo in Hollywood last week. “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER,” he punned. Apparently tempers flared after George complained to Fabio, claiming a photographer eating with the model was taking pictures of him. Fabio is reported to have called him a “diva” before waiters had to split them up. Reports that screams of, “Not the face!” were heard are unconfirmed.

Michael Lohan, who’s in the news nearly as much as his daughter Lindsay these days, has denied claims he’s hawking a reality TV show of his life around the US networks. “I am definitely not looking for my own reality show. That’s Dina’s thing and I’ve got my own thing,” he explained, continuing, “That tape was pirated from me and then spliced together with a title that made it look like some show I was putting together.” But Burt Kearn of Frozen Pictures, the producer of the tape disagrees. “Michael is lying,” he claimed, before adding. “Michael’s been in pitch meetings with the tape. The show has been documented.” Wow – if you didn’t know you’d swear they were talking about something important!

Robert De Niro had just finished giving a lecture at the National Film Theatre in the 1980s but seemed unhappy, insisting on asking every few minutes whether The Clash had been invited and when they would be turning up. He was obviously just a huge fan, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Eventually, the hosts began to tire of his "Are they nearly here yet?" questions when after two hours he was still scanning the door, looking at his watch and sweating profusely.
When eventually a 'tired' looking Paul Simonon tottered through the door, De Niro gave a huge whoop of delight and grabbed the bassist. He then dragged Simonon off to the toilets and both emerged several minutes later looking much more relaxed, if a little energised.

One mole is a part-time roadie and was forced to use his own van to drive Pete Doherty and his equipment (guitar case, syringes and cases of Zovirax) to a recording studio recently.
Man of the people Pete insisted on sitting up front with the driver like an excited child, then threw a hissy fit after the mole told him that he couldn't smoke his crack pipe. Despite the mole's warning, Doherty continued to play with the pipe and edge his lighter towards it surreptitiously.
Eventually, the mole lost patience, pulled over and threatened to eject the bloated slug, before asking:
"Listen, you're clearly not an uneducated man. You're bright. So tell me, why are you such a cunt?"
Oddly, Britain's premier wordsmith was lost for words and spent the rest of the journey staring out of the window and sighing noisily like a teenager denied internet access for a week.
The attitude of the fattest heroin addict in the world worsened when he arrived at the recording studio and was denied access until he paid the massive bill for the damage he'd caused on his previous visit.

When Matt Dillon was growing up, the family pet was an Alsatian called Hitler.

*sources from handbag gossip, holy moly! I just added the Britney bad weave pics cuz....well, I could and OMG look at that hair, I'd shave my head again if I were her! Who the hell is doing her hair?

Sorry for the technical probs...

hope to have it fixxed soon!

The Crazy is worried...

and he should be

By Courtney Hazlett
The Scoop

It seemed curious that Katie Holmes was in heels and promoting hubby Tom Cruise’s new movie, “Lions for Lambs,” just hours after she ran the NYC marathon, but as it turns out, there’s a good explanation.

“Tom is extremely worried about his new movie,” one insider tells me. In other words, not only does his better half have to pull her weight to help promote the flick, but so does every Scientologist who’s ever uttered Xenu’s name. (Cruise’s rep counters predictably: “Mr. Cruise is not nervous about the release of his film.”) “Lions” is the poorest-tracking Tom Cruise flick ever made, according to reports, and if it tanks, as many insiders predict it will, Cruise could have an uphill battle when it comes to raising money for future flicks.

“In this business, appearances are everything. This is Tom’s first film under his resurrected United Artists studio,” says a source, “and he’s worried about how the industry will view him [if the film does poorly]. This has to be a home run, and it isn’t looking good.”

Creepy!!!

off of msnews.com:

Priest Accused of Stalking Conan O'Brien
Nov. 7, 2007, 11:26 PM EST
Associated Press

NEW YORK -- A priest has been arrested on charges of stalking late-night talk-show host Conan O'Brien by writing him threatening notes on parish letterhead, contacting his parents and showing up at his studio, prosecutors said Wednesday.

The Rev. David Ajemian, a priest in the Archdiocese of Boston, was arrested last week while trying to enter a taping session of NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" at New York's Rockefeller Plaza, said Barbara Thompson, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan prosecutor's office.

Ajemian referred to himself as "your priest stalker" in one note and complained of not being allowed in to see an earlier taping of the O'Brien show, court papers say.

"Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?" the note said.

The letters and e-mails, which started coming in September 2006, continued even after Ajemian was asked to stop and were "intended to cause annoyance and alarm," Thompson said.

"I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution — or a spot on your couch," wrote Ajemian, who signed the notes "Padre," Thompson said.

Ajemian also has been in contact with O'Brien's parents, Thompson said.

A telephone message left Wednesday night at St. Mary-St. Catherine of Siena Church in Boston, which Ajemian gave as his address, was not immediately returned.

O'Brien is not commenting, an NBC spokesman said.

The Boston Archdiocese said in a statement that Ajemian had been placed on leave and was no longer allowed to minister publicly. O'Brien has participated in fundraising activities for the archdiocese.

The priest and the late-night host may have attended Harvard University at the same time.

I was wondering about this....

off of Foxnews.com:

CLEARWATER, Fla. — Hulk Hogan's son Nick Bollea will be charged in connection with the car crash that left a passenger fighting for his life, FOX affiliate WTVT reports.

On Aug. 26, Bollea's yellow Toyota Supra veered out of control and slammed backward into a palm tree on Court Street in Clearwater, Fla. The 17-year-old was not badly hurt, but passenger John Graziano — a 22-year-old Marine combat veteran — had to be cut from the car and remains hospitalized.

On Wednesday, Clearwater police issued a warrant for Bollea on charges of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. Officials say he is making arrangements to turn himself in.

Britney + random musings

Britney, Britney, britney....I sooo want to believe, I so want to believe that you'll turn it around and show how awesome you are and that you've pulled yourself together and shine like a supernova....then you do shit like this off of handbag gossip:

Never out the news these days, Britney has caused another storm in the US by leaving her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James in the car while she shopped for chandeliers. The children were with the state-appointed monitor, but this latest twist has drawn much anger in the US after it was noted that she is currently only has three monitored visits a week and still chose to leave the kids and shop. She must have needed those chandeliers real bad!

Wtf....does she think that she has state appointed baby-sitting?

You know, not just since my mother died (see about the beginning of this blog) but before then, when I got laid off from a job I really hoped would go somewhere, I sort of died or fell asleep for a loooog time and I'm just now starting to wake back up or spark back to life.....so watch out!

You know what the best is? When people think you're 15 years younger than you really are....that is soo cool! The downside is that they think you are young and therefore stupid......so patience is a virtue. But I'm glad I don't look my age. Now if only I could lose 20 pounds.....

Oh, and France? come on, I've been watching my analytics, you have yet to discover the Spin Sycle, GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!! Come on, we have common ancestry, assisstez votre souer!!! Get on board and read up!!!

and off of gossip rocks:

Heather Mills astonished witnesses by playing a tape which purports to record Sir Paul McCartney allegedly admitting that he hit his first wife Linda, it was claimed today. Sir Paul's estranged wife played the tape in an off-camera moment during her emotional tour of TV and radio stations yesterday, according to a newspaper report.

A witness who heard the tape said: "It was quite extraordinary. There were raised voices. Heather and Paul were shouting. Paul can be heard confessing he hit Linda 'once or twice'.

But we already knew....

Where's the surprise? off of foxnews.com:

NEW YORK — Christina Aguilera says she is expecting a baby, finally confirming what has become obvious over the past few months.

The 26-year-old singer told Glamour's U.K. edition that her plans for New Year's Eve involve a new baby.

"That'll be about the time I enter into mommyhood so I'm hoping to have started a beautiful family with my husband!" Aguilera is quoted as saying in a story posted on the magazine's Web site.

E-mails to Aguilera's representatives seeking comment were not immediately returned Monday.
Aguilera and music executive Jordan Bratman were married in 2005.

"Oh, he's thrilled! He's just great," Aguilera said of Bratman. "He's so supportive and amazing through everything. He came with me on the last leg of the tour and he was my support system. ... I'm a lucky girl."

Aguilera, who recently wrapped up a world tour in support of her latest album, "Back to Basics," plans to be a working mom.

"I want it get it right, to balance (motherhood) well with my career," she says.
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It figures.....

The vultures always come out wanting their share! Off of MSNBC.com:

An ex-boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith who is serving a six-year sentence for making criminal threats against her wants a piece of her inheritance, according to documents filed with Los Angeles Superior Court.

Mark Hatten, who lists his current address as the Pleasant Valley State Prison in Coalinga, dated Smith in 2000 but was later found guilty of threatening her with a knife and assaulting one of her neighbors. He was acquitted of stalking her.

He filed his claim Wednesday in Superior Court.

OMG!

Found this on ONTD and it actually makes me very sad....obviously Britney isn't very mature....but this story makes the whole situation even sadder, especially if this hardresser and friend is telling this story just to use Britney. But it fits the other rumors that FedX just wanted to take advantage of Brit the whole time, so I'm not sure.

Britney Spears has put her wedding dress on display at her California beach house, claiming she was tricked into the divorce that led to her bitter custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.

The troubled singer is convinced that the dancer and failed rapper set up the blazing row at a Manhattan hotel last year which culminated in her suing to end their marriage and the fight over their sons, Sean, two, and Jayden, 14 months.

His behaviour plunged her into a breakdown, during which she desperately begged him to take her back, according to a hairdresser who became her friend and assistant. The astonishing revelations, in the new issue of the American magazine US Weekly, are expected to be used by Britney's legal team to try to refute K-Fed's attempt to portray the 25-year-old star as an incurably debauched bad mother. The magazine claims Federline was jealous of his wife's stardom, which he feared drew attention away from his faltering attempts to launch a hip-hop career.

He allegedly took advantage of her volatile temper after the pair had a Halloween 2006 argument. K-Fed flew to New York the next day and checked into a £270 a night Times Square hotel. A distraught Britney bundled up their sons and followed him a day later. She said she went there with the two babies and Kevin wouldn't even let her into the hotel room,' said Machado, 23. 'So she had to get a hotel room for herself.'

Four days later, she announced that she was petitionning to end their two-year marriage. She told Machado this was an attempt to demonstrate her anger to Federline and she had no desire to go through with a divorce. However, her husband refused to take her back. 'She stood up for herself and it kind of backfired. (It) was what Kevin wanted,' Machado said.

Machado said the singer hung her wedding dress up in her Malibu bedroom and kept framed photos of her and Federline all over the house. Last Christmas, she fell into a black depression and pleaded with Federline to meet her in Arizona, where she and Machado were heading to a luxurious resort. 'She told Kevin she would fly him to Arizona - and he wouldn't come,' said Machado.

When Federline finally visited her in California, Machado charges that he seemed reluctant to resume his role as a father. 'I had Jayden in my arms and Sean ran up to Kevin,' says Machado. 'I went up to him and tried to hand him Jayden, and Kevin backed away and said, "I have smoke on my hands -I smell like smoke," and he wouldn't hold him,' says the former assistant. He did, however, play with Sean, she concedes.

During three months on Britney's staff, and forays on the night scene with the singer, Machado insists she never saw her abuse drugs. She did, however, drink heavily and became a binge eater, Machado claims as an antidote to her misery over Federline.

Lilo's new addiction

Let's see.....rehabbed to give up the drugs & drinking (maybe), now it looks like she's given up one addiction for a new one....plastic surgery!!! Notice the trout pout and the stylish orange mustache.....WTF is she trying to do, make the oompa-loompah look trendy?

off of handbag gossip:

It looks like Lindsay Lohan's been getting friendly with the pointy end of syringe again. Her lips were looking particularly puffy as she stepped out with her new man, Riley Giles, last night to enjoy a meal at Il Sole Restaurant in Hollywood.

Come on Lindsay - there's really no need for those ghastly porn star lips at your age! And while we're at it, if you really must wear fake tan, please apply it properly.

Drink up!!!

Having a beer after exercise could do you more good than drinking water, a new study suggests.
Beer can help someone who has sweat regan liquid better than water, the bubbles help to quench thirst and the carbohydrate in beer help replace lost calories, Spanish researchers say.

The study results came from testing 25 college students asked to do strenous exercises in 104-degree temperatures. They were then split into two groups, one given beer and other water to help them recover. The tests were conducted over several months.

The hydration effect in those who drank beer was "slightly better" than those who drank water, said study leader, professor Manuel Garzon of Granada University.

The results have been met with some scepticism as previous studies have shown most alcoholic drinks increase the amount of liquid lost through urination.

Dr James Betts, a nutrition expert from Bath University in Britain, said a moderate amount of beer might be just as good as water at helping the body retain liquid, but was unlikely to be better.

"If you are dehydrated to start with following exercise, a beer, as opposed to a spirit,
probably does not have a high enough concentration of alcohol to induce a diuretic
(increased urination) effect," Betts said.

Too Funny!!!!

from handbag gossip:

Paris Hilton sued for billions

Paris Hilton is being sued by an LA woman for billions of dollars in a personal injury complaint.
A woman is suing Paris Hilton over claims that the socialite stole her look. On 18 October Nicolle O'Neill filed a personal injury claim in Los Angeles Superior Court. But that's as sensible as things get. In the suit O'Neill claims she suffers "emotional distress" because of Hilton and accuses the heiress of ripping off her style. In a two-page document she claims Paris stole "patens" [sic] and "stiling" [sic] tips. It doesn't end there, as she goes on to explain how Paris stole her idea to expose her "je-streeng underware (bikiny)" [sic]. O'Neill also says she wants Paris to pay "billions" in damages.

Got to love that US legal system!

Britney whines....

some more....maybe she has a point, I don't know. I am so sick right now! I hate being sick around Halloween.

By Alex Fletcher

Britney Spears has said that she wants her ex-husband Kevin Federline tested for drugs. The singer claims that it is unfair that she is undergoing random tests during their custody court battle, while Federline is being spared.

Spears, who was labelled a "habitual, frequent and continuous" drug user by the LA court, reportedly begged judge Scott Jordon to begin testing her ex-lover.

A friend of the star told The Sun: "She is furious. She believes the court is more sympathetic towards Kevin."

The popstar currently has only visitation rights to see her two sons Jayden James and Sean Preston.

Amy Winehouse's father speaks up

By Beth Hilton

Amy Winehouse's dad has claimed that she only used cannabis before marrying Blake Fielder-Civil.

Mitch Winehouse claimed that his daughter used to object to the idea of hard drugs, but insisted that he does not blame her husband for her actions.

He told ITV1's This Morning: "It's apparent in her music that she's smoked dope for quite a while, probably from the age of 16 or 17, perhaps even earlier. She was a complete opponent of hard drugs - in fact, she got up and said she couldn't understand why people in the music industry took hard drugs and that changed about six months ago when she got married to Blake."

But he added: "And I'm not saying it's Blake's fault, what I'm saying is Amy's responsible for her own actions. However, it's a fact that the hard drugs coincided with their marriage."

He revealed that although Amy has cut down on her drinking, she is still battling bulimia and drug addiction, saying: "The other problem is the bulimia which is still apparent, although she's put on about a stone in weight, but it's still affecting her health. And there are problems with substance abuse as well. But it's not as bad as has been reported."

He said: "We do think, where is it going to end up? And we don't know. But as I've said before, at the moment she decides that enough is enough, all the help that she needs will be in place."

For you X-Files fans...

from digital spy:

The sequel to the X-Files movie will begin shooting in December, say reports.

According to ComingSoon.net, work on the film is scheduled to begin on December 10, with Chris Carter at the helm.

David Duchovny is reportedly already signed up to appear in the film, while Gillian Anderson is also expected to reprise her role as Special Agent Dana Scully.

The first film was made in 1998, following on from the success of the popular sci-fi TV series, which ran between 1993 and 2002.

Reports claim that the production studio is calling the film Done One in casting breakdowns.

Grooosssssss...

off of CDAN:

In what would be the scariest hookup of modern times either gay or straight, the rumors are swirling that this stylist to the stars has hooked up twice in the past week with this equally outrageous decorator to the stars.

*Ken Paves and Bobby Trendy? ewwwww...lipgloss everywhere!*

I LOVE TRENT REZNOR!!!!

I LOVE THIS MAN!!! off of ONTD:

At a concert in Sydney, Australia last month, Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor encouraged his fans to steal music in order to get the point across to record executives that they are "greedy fucking assholes". Reznor recently left his record label, partly over the ridiculous prices they charge for his music. Here's the actual video of his Sydney speech from September 16.



Transcript: "My record label all around the world hates me because I yelled back at them - called them out for being greedy fucking assholes....Okay, well, you know what that means - STEAL IT. Steal away. Steal and steal and steal some more and give it to all your friends and keep on stealin'. Because one way or another these motherfuckers will get it through their head that they're ripping people off and that's not right.
Bet we didn't make any friends by saying that"

Lohans sell Lindsay down the River...

A reality show? Do we, as the public, really need to be subjected and emeshed in more of the fucked up family life of Lindsay Lohan? I thought we already got it, her family is a fucking mess, so no wonder she's a walking trainwreck....but do we really need more? Way to find yet another way to make money without really working, Dina. You really are an attention whore. Now we get to see the driving force that pushed Lindsay into being a drugwhore.

off of SFGate:

Lindsay Lohan's family has signed up to star in their own reality TV show.

The Osbournes-style program will mainly feature Dina Lohan and her singer/actress daughter Ali, but Lindsay will be making a few cameo appearances.

Filming for the series, which will be shown on E!, is set to begin on Oct. 30 in New York. Dina Lohan will be at the center of the action and will serve as executive producer. The show will also follow the Lohan matriarch as she attempts to manage other performers' careers.

She tells People, "It's about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids' dreams.

"It won't just be following my family around like other shows. It'll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It'll encompass everything. Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she's in the recording studio. We just want it to be real."

For Harry Potter Fans!!!

Since it's Halloween time and all.....this is funny as hell, Harry in the Hood. Enjoy!!! It's "Potterlicious"!!

I don't know about this!!!

This sort of scares me! off of handbag gossip:

James McAvoy to play Nirvana singer

James McAvoy has been cast as Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain in an upcoming biopic.
Months of rumours have ended with the news that James McAvoy, star of Shameless, Last King Of Scotland and Atonement, has been cast to play Kurt Cobain in a film about this life. The Nirvana singer committed suicide in 1994. The film is being produced by his widow Courtney Love and is based on the Cobain biography Heavier Than Heaven. No news yet on the rest of the cast, but Courtney has promised the film will “of course be A-list and high-end”.

O_o Wha wha what?

Is Simpleton gettin her lezz on? off of gossip rocks:

Jessica Simpson insists on taking photos of sex acts at lesbian nightclub

The 27-year-old star was so impressed by the simulated love-making in a silhouette show at New York nightclub The Box on Wednesday that she insisted on taking her own photographs.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "Jessica was fascinated by what was happening on stage behind the curtain and got her camera out to take some snaps. She was really enjoying the show."

Page Six Blind Items!!!

WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down- home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections . . .

WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn't care less about.

*Disney?*

Personal Rant Time!!!!

You know what I really, really hate? I mean, drive me to violent, evil things because it makes me crazy kind of hate? Hypocrites. I completely abhor hypocrites. I especially hate watching people I know turn into raving hypocrites.

For example (I am not naming any names, I am just going to give the circumstances), when I hear one half of a couple that shouldn't be (and that's a story for another day) say that she and her husband don't listen or condone Amy Winehouse because of her lifestyle as a drug addict and alcoholic, I have to step back. Bitch, I think, didn't your husband meet you in jail when he was visiting some other trainwreck drug addict? What were you in for? Weren't you doing time for possession? So where do you get off with a judgement call like that? If you basis for listening to music were based on artists' lifestyles, you'd have no one to listen to. Get over yourself. See, she can afford to be all high & mighty, holier than thou now, because she married, nay, scratch that, she trapped money and is set for life. Funny how that happens. I also happen to know that they still smoke.

Example #2: A very good friend manages to land a better job, which they really deserved, makes more cash, gets a better apartment, which they really needed and hooks up with a decent girl who really seems to be a great match, has her own job & place so she's not going to suck the life out of them, so they should be happy with the world, yes? How is it that now they aren't exactly that great of a friend anymore, don't want to spend that much time and even act like and say that they don't like how you are now, even though you're not the person who changed? Now that they are doing better, they get an attitude and suddenly become picky about their time and you're no longer good enough, even though you don't have enough fingers and toes to count (not that you would, because you're not like that) how many times you baile d them uot of a bad spot, were there for them to cheer them up when life kicked the crap out of them, opened your home to them when they were in need and I'm the asshole? Bitch, I havn't changed! I'm still the same person!

Funny how money changes people. I always knew it did. I found my center a long time ago, but this sort of thing can't help but hurt. I always anticipate the best of people, I always have faith in their better side....and I am glad for my own centering, that I still know what is decent and right. But that doesn't keep you from being hurt. Somehow, you knew it would come, in spite of all your hopes for the better. That's the kind of thing that can drive you to being a very bitter person. I guess there really is no way to shield yourself from what you know deep down will happen. Somehow you just have to dig deeper and be a better person, love yourself a little more. I wish I knew a clever way to make it better but I don't.

I guess I'm not that smart.

Back and Forth....

Britney gets to see the kids again....off of ONTD:

Britney Spears has regained visitation rights of her sons, Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, PEOPLE has learned. The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard.

A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear. On Wednesday, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon had temporarily suspended her visitation rights. A source close to Spears told PEOPLE the judge removed her rights after the pop star was unreachable by a cell phone designated for court-related scheduling. On Thursday, Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said he expected Spears would get visitation reinstated soon because "she has complied with the part of the order [causing the suspension]."

Lawyers for both sides did not respond to calls for comment. Spears and Federline are both required to show up for their next hearing on Oct. 26.

It's that time!

Havn't done a Heather Mills post in a while, so here you go, your moment of zen!!! I'll start....Did she hippity hop off the plane? K-Fool should study her technique at fleecing Paul, after all, she is the mistress of the "Pay for marriage" scheme.

from splash news:

Heather Mills arrived at JFK in rainy New York yesterday

Dumbledor gay!!!!

Yes, if you speculated it, J.K. Rowling just confirmed it! Dumbldore is gay! Does that make Dumbledore Toothy Tile? ;)

off of msn news:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.

After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."

"Oh, my god," Rowling concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction."

DiVinyls

I heard this on the radio.....I love singing along! Here's "I touch myself" for your enjoyment!

Wtf?

this is almost scary. what do you think, suck or score?......off of OMG!


LOS ANGELES - The bridge of the starship Enterprise is filling up.

Chris Pine, who had been in talks to join the cast of J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek" flick, will play the young James Kirk, while Karl Urban will take on the role of Dr. Leonard McCoy, distributor Paramount confirmed Thursday.

They join previously announced cast members Zachary Quinto as Vulcan scientist Spock, Simon Pegg as engineer Scotty, John Cho as helmsman Sulu, Zoe Saldana as communications officer Uhura and Anton Yelchin as navigator Chekov.

Leonard Nimoy, who played Enterprise science officer Spock in the 1960s TV series and six "Star Trek" feature films, also will appear as an older version of the Vulcan.

Eric Bana, the star of Steven Spielberg's "Munich" and Ang Lee's "Hulk," is playing a villain in the "Trek" film, which begins shooting in November and is due out in December 2008.

Abrams, creator of "Lost" and director of "Mission: Impossible III," is keeping the plot secret for the film that follows the early days of the "Star Trek" crew, which was led by William Shatner as the bold Capt. Kirk.

Pine's credits include the movies "Smokin' Aces" and "Just My Luck," while Urban appeared in two of the "The Lord of the Rings" movies and "The Bourne Supremacy."

FedEx is still a douche

*Found another computer I could borrow!* off of CDNN

Kevin Federlinee was so excited to get that role on One Tree Hill and to live the life of an actor.

Finding out this late in life that your one true talent is really potent sperm doesn't usually get chicks. Potent sperm can get you money and fame and a quick 15 minutes, but that's about it.

Everyone thought Kevin was doing great. New job, new attitude toward parenthood, but it may all be crashing down. Reports have been circulating out of Wilmington, NC which is gorgeous by the way, that Kevin has been smoking pot almost non-stop while on the set.

Now I know that here in California we have some very relaxed pot laws and maybe Kevin thinks every state must be the same way. Last time I checked though, North Carolina still had the death penalty for pot possession. So he may want to watch out for that.

Oh, and there is that one tiny other thing too. Seems to me Kevin has to also submit to random drug tests and as I said the day the Order came out from the Court, it looked as if the language indicated pot. If all this is true, you have to seriously wonder whether either of these parents deserves to have the kids. Yes, I know we can talk about pot and whether it should be legalized all day long, BUT, the fact is that Kevin has kids and is required to submit to drug testing.

Whether something should be legal isn't going to change a piss test.

I wonder if Shar could raise them.

*BLLLAAAAARRRGH*

Ever have a day where jack shit goes right? well, I'm having that right now....experiencing computer problems, hope to have it cleared up shortly!!!! Enjoy the kitten pile!!!

Fun Fun Funtime!!!

Here's a coupla blind items I found, all from various places like gossip rocks, EL, etc....

A) She is a famous (retired) singer. He is a famous, popular actor. Both are living in London. Both are American. In the past they used to spent wild hours together when her husband was gone. Their affair almost came to light trough a weird incident that involved a cell phone, a dog and a group of teens. After this the couple cooled things off. But when they recently reconnected on the dance floor the singer’s husband first almost came to blows with the actor, then when the singer defended the actor and refused to leave with her husband, he took a livid, shouting they were through. Hint : She’s a material girl. *Hmmm....who's the actor?*

B) While it seems that everyday there are new accusations leveled at Britney Spears about her child raising skills, and the fact that Protective Services seems to live at her house, the reality is that she is not the only celebrity to have faced an investigation from Protective Services. This award winning television actress on a long running hit show was A list for several years and now she is doing the slow slide to B list and the inevitable Love Boat when it returns. Oh, yes it will return. Anyway, she and her husband have not always been the model parents. Seems that the grandparents have basically taken over all parenting because our actress and her husband would often forget to feed their infant, leave him/her for an hour or two while they went and ate lunch or dinner, and would never change the diaper leading to severe rashes. After two visits from CPS, the grandparents promised to take over the duties and are always with the baby except during photo ops when our actress makes the world believe she is a much better parent than reality.

Very interesting! So its a married with a child TV actress from a long running hit show that I would take to be not on anymore since she's sliding to B list.....

Your chance to catch Paris Herpes!

...if you live near Toronto, anyway!!!

off of TMZ.com:

Sorry, she's not auditioning for roles in the sequel to "1 Night in Paris" -- but Hilton's new horror/musical move, "Repo! The Genetic Opera" (actual title) could use a few warm bodies.

The film's director, Darren Lynn Bousman of "Saw" fame, posted a casting call on his MySpace page, saying they need about 200 extras for an opera scene. Paris will be on set -- and *brace yourselves* possibly singing -- with extras expected to perform the 8-hour day for no pay. Free lunch included. Oh yeah, and you gotta live near Toronto.

The film is a musical about organ financing after an epidemic of organ failures. Weird premise, but it's gotta at least be better than "House of Wax." Or not.

And the Crazy goes on!!!

off of News of the World, so take it with a grain of salt.....but still:

October 14, 2007
Britney: 'I'll drive off cliff'
By Rav Singh

NOT long after this pic was taken on Saturday, a hysterical BRITNEY SPEARS threatened to kill herself by driving off a CLIFF.

I can exclusively reveal that pop's fallen princess phoned her ex KEVIN FEDERLINE from her car and screamed: "I'm going to drive off the cliff! It's going to be your fault that I killed myself."

I'm told that the crazed Toxic singer sped down LA's famous

Mulholland Drive
and vowed to zoom off the huge drop that lines the bendy road.

A source told me: "Britney blows hot and cold. No one knows what's going through her mind—especially her."

The latest drama comes after a judge ruled that sons Sean Preston and Jayden James can only stay with Brit once a week.

America's Most Smartest Model

If you havn't seen this show, you are missing a gem!!! Ben Stein (whom I worship) is one of the hosts for this lovely little exercise to show that some model, somewhere, has enough brains to show that not all models are stupid.

In this competition, the models were asked to do a runway walk while reciting as many items as they could for the category given. For Mandy Lynn, (future porn star, I hate her lips, to me is just giant walking lips because I can't see the rest of her....so I'll just call her Lips), her category was "things that are round" and...well, you just have to watch this, it has to be the most entertaining part of the whole dammm show.....I want Lips to stay just because she makes me laugh my ass off!!!

Clik on the headline for the experience!

Britney & custody

They make it all sound so pretty other places but TMZ didn't hold back:

Britney Spears has just left the courtroom, looking extremely upset and teary-eyed. K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is going to speak with the media in 30 minutes. Story developing ...

and then....

Spears left the courtroom visibly upset. The overnight visits will be monitored. The parties have not reached an agreement on choosing a different monitor than the one who is already in place. A court spokesman said today was the result of a compromise between the two sides -- Brit wanted more, K-Fed didn't want her to have any overnights. K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said after the hearing that he met with Brit's lawyers during the lunch hour. The attorneys told the court that they all agreed to "slightly increase" Brit's visitation. In other words, K-Fed agreed to give Brit a break, and a chance

and then...

TMZ has learned Britney Spears had quite the interaction today with L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon, and she dug a hole deeper than a Louisiana swamp.We're told Spears had a back and forth with the Commish that lasted approximately 40 minutes. She constantly interrupted him and at times was extremely sarcastic. At one point she started thanking the judge for what he had done, but her tone was heavily laced with disdain.

We're told the Commish explained to Spears how she had gotten to the point she's at -- why defying the various orders she was supposed to comply with raised concerns that she was not a responsible person. Spears didn't get it. She was at times contentious, argumentative and condescending.We're told K-Fed's lawyer didn't object to her testimony, it was so bad. One description of today's testimony, pretty simple -- "Appalling."

This off of people.com, for "other places" comparison:

Britney Spears attended a custody hearing Thursday, addressed the judge in a "soft and respectful voice," and finally got some good news: she may now have overnight visits with her sons. The pop star, who appeared relaxed in blue jeans and sunglasses as she entered the courtroom – telling reporters, "I'm good, thank you" – emerged 45 minutes later appearing solemn and declining to comment. But the hearing was a rare victory. The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her one monitored overnight visit a week with Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, a court spokesman said.

Lawyers will work on when the new schedule begins. "Ms. Spears did speak (at the hearing)," says court spokesman Allan Parachini, "and her voice was soft and respectful." Spears's attorney, Sorrell Trope, tells PEOPLE: "I consider this a very positive sign for my client. I have every expectation that she will comply with all the orders made by the court. I remain absolutely optimistic that she will eventually regain 50-50 custody."

Earlier in the day, another lawyer for Spears asked a judge for overnight privileges, saying the boys are psychologically harmed by being away from their mother. Calling the current visitation schedule "disruptive" to the children's development, attorney Anne Kiley said the boys are roused from naps and taken from Spears at 3 p.m. on each visit. Kiley added that Spears's court-mandated monitor is willing to stay overnight to supervise the proposed visits, and suggested that Spears's mother Lynne could also serve as a monitor, since the two had reconciled over the weekend.

oh, and according to Maxim.com, Brit is no longer sexy. Remember when we hated her for being hot?

5. Britney Spears

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet

Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

*harsh!* ^_^

Milla Jojovich about to pop!!!

I envy her and her offspring! The height, the legs....the versatility!

off of foxnews:

LOS ANGELES — Milla Jovovich has spent many years making millions from her itty-bitty bod, but now that the former face of L'Oreal has moved into the final month of pregnancy, she has been battling the blues associated with packing extra pounds.

"I feel like I swallowed a beach ball," the Ukraine-born beauty told FOX. "It is not easy, let me tell you. I've gained like 65 pounds in the last four months. I mean, be prepared."

And even though the almost nine-month journey for Jovovich has been "intense" yet "amazing" so far, she has a simple suggestion for future moms who don't think they could wear the excess weight.

"You might want to adopt," said the retired runway royal, who recently released the third installment of the action flick "Resident Evil."

Milla, 2004's highest paid model, even believes she would have been more mentally equipped at age 16 for the lumps and bumps having a baby brings. But once she hit the hottest of the hot list, the pressure of perfection has made her aware of every dot and dimple.

But despite the tough time Milla has accepting her "remodeled" mommy make-up, the model turned movie star is not at all apprehensive about playing the permanent role of parent. And as she is due in early November, this photogenic princess is pining to pop.

"I'm just, like, ready for the next phase. I'm like, let's get on with it because it's just, I can't take it anymore," Jovovich said.

Poor Foo!

A day after she's been spayed.....She's got the devil eyes!

LAZRS ARMED!!!

Vodka Saves!!!

off of msnbc.com:

BRISBANE, Australia - Australian doctors said they plugged a poisoned Italian tourist into a vodka drip after running out of the medicinal alcohol they would normally have used to save his life.

The 24-year-old Italian, who was not further identified, was diagnosed as having ingested a large quantity of ethylene glycol, a common ingredient in antifreeze that can cause renal failure.
Pure alcohol is often given in treating such cases because it can inhibit the toxic effects of ethylene glycol.

Dr. Pascal Gelperowicz at Mackay Base Hospital where the man was taken for treatment said he was given pharmaceutical-grade alcohol on arrival, but that the hospital's supplies soon ran out.
"We quickly used all the available vials of 100 percent alcohol and decided the next best way to get alcohol into the man's system was by feeding him spirits through a nasogastric tube," Gelperowicz said in a statement.

"The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit," he said. "The hospital's administrators were also very understanding when we explained our reasons for buying a case of vodka."

The patient made a successful recovery. The incident occurred about two months ago, though the hospital just released information on the case.

A Foo post!

Yes, Foo went to the vet, along with her sister today to get spayed! They're gonna be hateful for about a week! and DAMMMM....getting them fixed up with their vaccinations and all is EXPEN$IVE!!!! I shoulda been a vet! I'm walking out of that vet office rubbing my ass mad that I didn't even get a kiss!

What a LIAR!!!

Does anybody believe this shit???

off of yahoonews.com:

NEW YORK - Lindsay Lohan is making plans for life after rehab. The 21-year-old actress reportedly checked out of the Cirque Lodge, a drug and alcohol treatment center in Utah, on Friday. She had entered treatment in August after reaching a plea deal on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges following two arrests.

"It was a sobering experience," Lohan says in an interview with OK! magazine. "It was humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all."

Staying sober and out of Los Angeles is Lohan's main priority.

"I'm staying in Utah until it's time to shoot 'Dare to Love Me,' and then I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused, and avoid other distractions," she tells OK!

When asked whether she's worried about a relapse, Lohan says: "Of course I am! If I wasn't I'd be living in denial. Temptation is always there but now I'll avoid it the right way."

Lohan who recently reunited with her father, Michael Lohan, after a 3 1/2-year estrangement tells In Touch Weekly that her parents' divorce triggered her behavior.

"The trouble in my family resulted in me rebelling and doing things to get my parents' attention," she says. "But all in all, it's better for me now to have them (in my life). It's healthy."

Lohan says she's cutting out the people who encouraged her substance abuse.

"Those are the ones who are around me for the wrong reasons," she says. "The people who want to go out and party, that's not what I am about now."

and this off of Ted C.'s site:

LiLo had been calling her Hell-Ay buds. Good news: She was laughing. Bad news: It was at us.

“She thinks it’s so funny that everybody’s worried about her,” revealed a Lohan bud to Desk Awful. “She says, ‘Oh, what a pitiful girl, they must all be saying,’ and then she breaks into hysterics,” added the somewhat nonplussed amiga, who included the following little verbal baby I simply adore ‘cause it’s just so very real-life Mean Girls:

“And she doesn’t like Britney taking away all the attention, either.”

Now that’s the reason Lindsay Lohan is a star. Because she is pitiful and because she thrives on it. Too fab! Oh, forget those acting chops she never seems overly interested in utilizing these days. The bitch is a real-life Neely O’Hara, I’m tellin’ ya! (And if you don’t know who that is, you’re reading the wrong column.)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Here’s the best: Ms. L, natch, was already making back-to-Hell-Ay plans with her slobbering, derriere-licking entourage. Guess which paparazzi stop is first on the list? The Ivy, of course.

“She just craves it,” blurted the L.L. bud, regarding publicity (and other substances, one assumes). Yeah, real shocker there.