Is there nothing that this clan of whores won't do for attention? Seems like their time is almost up and these are the stunts they must pull to try to keep some spotlight. Guess you have to work at it super hard when you're barely a celeb, with your only talents being caught on a sex tape twice and having a huge ass. After this we only have babies and divorces to look forward with them. From IDLYITW:
Inspired by sister Khloe's extravagant "wedding", Kim Kardashian has secretly started planning her own wedding to BF Reggie Bush, say sources. Kim and the New Orleans Saints running back - who split in July amid charges they had both cheated - are back together and happier than ever after rekindling their love affair in August, say friends of the couple. "Kim and Reggie haven't looked back since reuniting," said a friend of the couple. "They're already making wedding plans." Kim is the one who popped the question - sort of. "After they got back together, Kim was determined to pin him down on marriage," explained the friend. "So while visiting him in New Orleans following Khloe's wedding, Kim brought up the subject of walking down the aisle. "She was totally surprised when Reggie said, 'Yes, let's do it!'"
Friday, October 30, 2009
3
I'm going to be very honest here with Britney Spears' new video "3".....The song itself isn't that spectacular, it's just another typical Britney style song with the subject being threesome's (ooooh, controversial! *cough*).
The video...well, on the plus side, Britney looks better, her costumes are alright and she's trying to work it more like Old Brit. Oh and she's totally using her videos for product placement, a little self promotion.
On the con side, the pace of the video is too slow, the shots are boring, her hair is STILL a ratted mess and once again, she falls flat. There was so much potential to make this an awesome piece and it just doesn't work. She takes threesomes and makes them stale, mundane and boring. I watched this and thought, who cares? I am looking forward to remixes of the song and hopefully more interesting remixes of the video. Judge for yourself:
The video...well, on the plus side, Britney looks better, her costumes are alright and she's trying to work it more like Old Brit. Oh and she's totally using her videos for product placement, a little self promotion.
On the con side, the pace of the video is too slow, the shots are boring, her hair is STILL a ratted mess and once again, she falls flat. There was so much potential to make this an awesome piece and it just doesn't work. She takes threesomes and makes them stale, mundane and boring. I watched this and thought, who cares? I am looking forward to remixes of the song and hopefully more interesting remixes of the video. Judge for yourself:
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
France is my hero!
Dear France, I love you, marry me, s'il vous plait. I love how you bitch-slapped $cientology! They don't know who they are messing with, the Masters of the Art of Gossip! Hell, the French tried to even off each other (Reign of Terror anyone?) and if the French can't do themselves in, nobody else is gonna come close! don't disappoint me now, France....keep up the good work!
Read the joy here.
Read the joy here.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Just in time for Halloween!
Enjoy "Intercourse with a Vampire" cuz even relationships with vampires get old...
Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1
Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Another $citard blow!!
It's just beautiful, isn't it? I'm on watch now, scared that this man will turn up dead under mysterious circumstances. I found this on ONTD:
By: Roger Friedman // Sunday October 25, 2009
Paul Haggis, the Oscar-winning writer-director whose credits include “Crash,” “Million Dollar Baby” and “Letters From Iwo Jima,” has left the Church of Scientology.
In a stunning move, Haggis has written a letter explaining his exit to Tommy Davis, the celebrity wrangler for Scientology and the son of Scientologist actress Anne Archer. The veracity of the letter has been confirmed by a friend of Haggis.
Two things seem to have pushed the popular, amiable Haggis over the edge. One was Scientology’s backing of Proposition 8 in California banning gay marriage.
The other is more personal. It turns out that Haggis and his wife, actress Deborah Rennard, came into Scientology through her parents, of all things. But at some point, Rennard was ordered to break off from her parents and have nothing more to do with them because they’d violated some code of the sect. This heartbreaking situation has finally taken its toll.
read his letter here.
It's so
By: Roger Friedman // Sunday October 25, 2009
Paul Haggis, the Oscar-winning writer-director whose credits include “Crash,” “Million Dollar Baby” and “Letters From Iwo Jima,” has left the Church of Scientology.
In a stunning move, Haggis has written a letter explaining his exit to Tommy Davis, the celebrity wrangler for Scientology and the son of Scientologist actress Anne Archer. The veracity of the letter has been confirmed by a friend of Haggis.
Two things seem to have pushed the popular, amiable Haggis over the edge. One was Scientology’s backing of Proposition 8 in California banning gay marriage.
The other is more personal. It turns out that Haggis and his wife, actress Deborah Rennard, came into Scientology through her parents, of all things. But at some point, Rennard was ordered to break off from her parents and have nothing more to do with them because they’d violated some code of the sect. This heartbreaking situation has finally taken its toll.
read his letter here.
It's so
Soupy Sales Tribute
I worshiped this guy as a kid, nobody else made me laugh like him. Here is a clip of his 83rd birthday where he talks about his "Green Pieces of Paper" scandal:
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Ashlee Simpson hits the Unemployment line!
from Radaronline.com:
The end of 2009 has been a tough one for the Simpson sisters. With Jessica now on the singles market, happily mothered and married younger sister Ashlee has hit a career bump: the CW recently announced they would be killing her character off the show.
According to executive producer Todd Slavkin, Simpson was always set to leave after the twelfth episode. "We felt that once the murder mystery was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift into a much more fun, romantic, sexy upbeat kind of show, and [her] character would move on," he told Entertainment Weekly. Colin Egglesfield will also be let go.
While the move may have been in the cards awhile ago, a source tells RadarOnline.com that Simpson just wasn't appealing to the audience. “Ashlee wasn’t popular with viewers. The CW wants the show to do well so they listened to the audience and the audience didn’t really like her or the character, so they made the decision to get rid of her for the sake of the show,” the source said.
*Funny as hell and Daisy approved!*
The end of 2009 has been a tough one for the Simpson sisters. With Jessica now on the singles market, happily mothered and married younger sister Ashlee has hit a career bump: the CW recently announced they would be killing her character off the show.
According to executive producer Todd Slavkin, Simpson was always set to leave after the twelfth episode. "We felt that once the murder mystery was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift into a much more fun, romantic, sexy upbeat kind of show, and [her] character would move on," he told Entertainment Weekly. Colin Egglesfield will also be let go.
While the move may have been in the cards awhile ago, a source tells RadarOnline.com that Simpson just wasn't appealing to the audience. “Ashlee wasn’t popular with viewers. The CW wants the show to do well so they listened to the audience and the audience didn’t really like her or the character, so they made the decision to get rid of her for the sake of the show,” the source said.
*Funny as hell and Daisy approved!*
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Khlomar finished the prenup!
Anyone know if the marriage license has been filed yet? from TMZ:
As we first reported, under the terms of the deal, Lamar keeps the $33 million salary he could make with the Lakers. Lamar will fund the joint account and give Khloe an annual lump sum that remains static throughout the marriage.
And, for good measure, Lamar agreed to pay for the home they plan to buy.
*I'm gonna be generous and say they'll last two years. Anybody want to start a pool?*
As we first reported, under the terms of the deal, Lamar keeps the $33 million salary he could make with the Lakers. Lamar will fund the joint account and give Khloe an annual lump sum that remains static throughout the marriage.
And, for good measure, Lamar agreed to pay for the home they plan to buy.
*I'm gonna be generous and say they'll last two years. Anybody want to start a pool?*
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Keep your life in order!
Put your keys on this to show where you love to snark! Be the coolest kid on your block!
create & buy custom products at Zazzle
Check out the Spin Sycle store: http://www.zazzle.com/spinsycle*
create & buy custom products at Zazzle
Check out the Spin Sycle store: http://www.zazzle.com/spinsycle*
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Faux Marriage news
I'm wondering if Ryan Seacrest is actually an evil little troll who preys on stupid people so he can make more $$. Cuz Khloe & Lamar are sure celebrated for being stupid.
"Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's lawyers are thrashing it out to come up with a pre-nup agreement that satisfies both parties and allows the couple to finally legalize their union.
Not surprisingly, Odom's attorneys are putting up a fight with Kardashian's attorneys as far as their demands are concerned.
Odom's team doesn't want Odom to lose a penny of his hard earned money and Khloe's team wants her to receive the same deal that other brides are offered in a pre-nup.
In the case of a divorce, Khloe wants: their new house, a new vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $25,000 a month in general support, $1,000 a month in beauty care, $5,000 a month for shopping and courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.*
They shuda got married in Texas....where there really is no alimony...or they have to be married at least 10 years before the court will even begin to think about awarding it. Courtesy of Radaronline.com
Star Magazine is claiming that they are about to split...or faux divorce....how do you divorce if you aren't really married?
"Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's lawyers are thrashing it out to come up with a pre-nup agreement that satisfies both parties and allows the couple to finally legalize their union.
Not surprisingly, Odom's attorneys are putting up a fight with Kardashian's attorneys as far as their demands are concerned.
Odom's team doesn't want Odom to lose a penny of his hard earned money and Khloe's team wants her to receive the same deal that other brides are offered in a pre-nup.
In the case of a divorce, Khloe wants: their new house, a new vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $25,000 a month in general support, $1,000 a month in beauty care, $5,000 a month for shopping and courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.*
They shuda got married in Texas....where there really is no alimony...or they have to be married at least 10 years before the court will even begin to think about awarding it. Courtesy of Radaronline.com
Star Magazine is claiming that they are about to split...or faux divorce....how do you divorce if you aren't really married?
Finally!
America wins! USA! USA! Jon & Kate plus 8 is over! From Radaronline:
Jon & Kate Plus 8 will officially end in mid to late November, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
TLC has not made an announcement but RadarOnline.com has confirmed with sources outside the network that there is just enough unused new footage to take them through about another month.
"They will eek out what they can in terms of more shows," a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. "Obviously they are not shooting anymore so they are taking what they have and seeing how many more episodes they can get out of it."
Jon Gosselin has told the network they no longer have his permission to film the children and TLC will not challenge that. If Jon changes, his mind, they will go into production on the new show, Kate Plus 8.
"TLC has no plans to film unless the situation is resolved," the source told RadarOnline.com.
*On a personal note, I'm more and more disgusted by how it seems the media and society as whole anymore is rewarding dumbassery and stupid behavior instead of rewarding things that are worthwhile and actually help people. Not a good sign for us and there are too many examples to point to, such as that new Lamas family show, the Kardashians, Tool Academy, that really gross Antonio show, the Heene family balloon fuckery.....Srsly, more focus needs to be put on what is deserved, not disrespected.*
Jon & Kate Plus 8 will officially end in mid to late November, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
TLC has not made an announcement but RadarOnline.com has confirmed with sources outside the network that there is just enough unused new footage to take them through about another month.
"They will eek out what they can in terms of more shows," a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. "Obviously they are not shooting anymore so they are taking what they have and seeing how many more episodes they can get out of it."
Jon Gosselin has told the network they no longer have his permission to film the children and TLC will not challenge that. If Jon changes, his mind, they will go into production on the new show, Kate Plus 8.
"TLC has no plans to film unless the situation is resolved," the source told RadarOnline.com.
*On a personal note, I'm more and more disgusted by how it seems the media and society as whole anymore is rewarding dumbassery and stupid behavior instead of rewarding things that are worthwhile and actually help people. Not a good sign for us and there are too many examples to point to, such as that new Lamas family show, the Kardashians, Tool Academy, that really gross Antonio show, the Heene family balloon fuckery.....Srsly, more focus needs to be put on what is deserved, not disrespected.*
Friday, October 9, 2009
Congrats?
This is from MediaTakeOut.com.....so take it with a grain of salt....
We got the official confirmation guys – Mariah Carey’s pregnant. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's insiders close to Mariah, the platinum selling artist and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting their first child together.
The couple has been trying for nearly a year to have a child and they’ve finally made it work.
But don’t expect an announcement anytime soon. The insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, " Mariah is superstitious, and she doesn’t want to talk about the pregnancy until she’s a lot further along."
Well congrats guys . . . I'm sure they're both excited. Mariah gets to have a baby . . . And Nick can be the stay-at-home dad that he's always wanted to be. . .
*and supposedly Nick Cannon's brother knocked up Danger from "for the love of Ray J"...so wth?*
Brought to you by Whitney Houston:
We got the official confirmation guys – Mariah Carey’s pregnant. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's insiders close to Mariah, the platinum selling artist and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting their first child together.
The couple has been trying for nearly a year to have a child and they’ve finally made it work.
But don’t expect an announcement anytime soon. The insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, " Mariah is superstitious, and she doesn’t want to talk about the pregnancy until she’s a lot further along."
Well congrats guys . . . I'm sure they're both excited. Mariah gets to have a baby . . . And Nick can be the stay-at-home dad that he's always wanted to be. . .
*and supposedly Nick Cannon's brother knocked up Danger from "for the love of Ray J"...so wth?*
Brought to you by Whitney Houston:
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Um, wut?
Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy
Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?
Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...
Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration. We now can tell you that the Simpson matriarch will be featured in a three-page pictorial complete with an interview and a data sheet to mark The Simpsons' 20th anniversary.
But if naked blue-haired cartoons aren't your forté, don't worry. Marge will not— we repeat, will not—be replacing the usual real-life human Playmate in the issue.
We haven't seen the Marge shots yet, so we cannot tell you if the rug matches the drapes.
*from ONTD*
Sunday, October 4, 2009
EXACTLY
David Letterman won't be in trouble for jack. Nikki Finke explains why:
So I'll say what other media haven't the guts to point out as they speculate on whether CBS will investigate David Letterman's single man sex with staffers at his independent production company Worldwide Pants: This fish stinks from the head. CBS boss Les Moonves professionally and personally crossed the line of propriety when, of all the women in the world from which to choose, he began an adulterous affair with a network underling, The Early Show’s co-anchor Julie Chen, and broke up his 24-year marriage in the process. Not only did Viacom bigwig Sumner Redstone overlook that, but the old coot himself over the years, whether he was married or not, openly shtupped one of his producer girlfriends while she had Paramount and/or CBS deals. Which are all violations of so many corporate codes of conduct that I don’t think I can count that high.
*Too many people in Hollywood are busy fucking other people....too many fingers to point.*
So I'll say what other media haven't the guts to point out as they speculate on whether CBS will investigate David Letterman's single man sex with staffers at his independent production company Worldwide Pants: This fish stinks from the head. CBS boss Les Moonves professionally and personally crossed the line of propriety when, of all the women in the world from which to choose, he began an adulterous affair with a network underling, The Early Show’s co-anchor Julie Chen, and broke up his 24-year marriage in the process. Not only did Viacom bigwig Sumner Redstone overlook that, but the old coot himself over the years, whether he was married or not, openly shtupped one of his producer girlfriends while she had Paramount and/or CBS deals. Which are all violations of so many corporate codes of conduct that I don’t think I can count that high.
*Too many people in Hollywood are busy fucking other people....too many fingers to point.*
Jon & Kate: It just got ugly
He took the money! Stupid Kate, the first thing you shoulda done when announcing divorce is gone to the bank. From Radaronline:
At the same time he was telling a national TV audience that he wanted to put the brakes on his divorce and establish a better relationship with his wife, Jon Gosselin was secretly emptying their bank account, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Jon violated an arbitrator's rules and pulled hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his joint account with Kate, leaving her with only $1,000, a RadarOnline.com investigation uncovered.
It's the most dramatic turn yet in what has been a public brawl of a divorce, with Jon hiring a controversial lawyer and trying to repair his public image in the past few weeks.
He appeared on Larry King Live last week with his lawyer Mark Heller and said he had an epiphany, adding: "I want Kate and I to mediate. I want us to become friends."
But within hours of uttering those words, Jon was withdrawing several hundred thousand dollars from his joint bank account with Kate without her knowledge, leaving his estranged wife with only $1,000.
When Kate discovered what happened she engaged a high-powered lawyer who immediately sent Jon a letter, demanding he return the money to the bank account. And RadarOnline.com has learned that another lawyer for Kate will go to court in Pennsylvania on Monday to file papers demanding the money be returned.
Multiple sources tell RadarOnline.com that Jon's actions were in violation of the Gosselin divorce arbitrator's guidelines.
Another bank account, set up for the Gosselin children, was untouched.
At the same time he was telling a national TV audience that he wanted to put the brakes on his divorce and establish a better relationship with his wife, Jon Gosselin was secretly emptying their bank account, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Jon violated an arbitrator's rules and pulled hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his joint account with Kate, leaving her with only $1,000, a RadarOnline.com investigation uncovered.
It's the most dramatic turn yet in what has been a public brawl of a divorce, with Jon hiring a controversial lawyer and trying to repair his public image in the past few weeks.
He appeared on Larry King Live last week with his lawyer Mark Heller and said he had an epiphany, adding: "I want Kate and I to mediate. I want us to become friends."
But within hours of uttering those words, Jon was withdrawing several hundred thousand dollars from his joint bank account with Kate without her knowledge, leaving his estranged wife with only $1,000.
When Kate discovered what happened she engaged a high-powered lawyer who immediately sent Jon a letter, demanding he return the money to the bank account. And RadarOnline.com has learned that another lawyer for Kate will go to court in Pennsylvania on Monday to file papers demanding the money be returned.
Multiple sources tell RadarOnline.com that Jon's actions were in violation of the Gosselin divorce arbitrator's guidelines.
Another bank account, set up for the Gosselin children, was untouched.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Lady GaGa & Kanye West Cancel Tour!
Kanye West and Lady Gaga have officially canceled their tour "Fame Kills".
Kanye West and Lady Gaga tour canceled
(AP)
NEW YORK — Kanye West and Lady Gaga's tour is over before it began.
Just days after announcing dates for an ambitious tour that was to kick off next month, the tour was canceled.
Live Nation announced the news on Thursday. The tour promoter says refunds will be issued.
The name of the tour was to be "Fame Kills."
The cancellation comes on the heels of negative publicity for West. He is still feeling the heat for hijacking Taylor Swift's award-winning moment at the MTV Video Music Awards last month.
*Somehow I am not surprised, I wonder if this was just a convenient excuse for Kanye to not hold up his end...for fear of maybe it getting too 'gay' for him plus I wonder if this means he's really going to go into rehab*
Kanye West and Lady Gaga tour canceled
(AP)
NEW YORK — Kanye West and Lady Gaga's tour is over before it began.
Just days after announcing dates for an ambitious tour that was to kick off next month, the tour was canceled.
Live Nation announced the news on Thursday. The tour promoter says refunds will be issued.
The name of the tour was to be "Fame Kills."
The cancellation comes on the heels of negative publicity for West. He is still feeling the heat for hijacking Taylor Swift's award-winning moment at the MTV Video Music Awards last month.
*Somehow I am not surprised, I wonder if this was just a convenient excuse for Kanye to not hold up his end...for fear of maybe it getting too 'gay' for him plus I wonder if this means he's really going to go into rehab*
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
I KNEW IT!!!
Khloe and Lamar's wedding was a fake fake fake!!! There is no marriage license! From TMZ.com:
TMZ has learned Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married ... and they won't be until a prenup is signed.
We've learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We're told the negotiations -- which began last Friday -- are already contentious.
Kardashian WeddingOur sources say the couple will tie the knot -- legally -- once the prenup is inked.
*Lamar is still free to fuck about the country*
TMZ has learned Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married ... and they won't be until a prenup is signed.
We've learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We're told the negotiations -- which began last Friday -- are already contentious.
Kardashian WeddingOur sources say the couple will tie the knot -- legally -- once the prenup is inked.
*Lamar is still free to fuck about the country*
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Lilly Allen: It's over
from digitalspy:
Lily Allen has confirmed that she has no intention of recording a follow-up album to this year's It's Not Me, It's You.
The singer recently revealed that she would star in a stage production of Neil LaBute's Reasons To Be Pretty and would not "record and tour again for quite a while".
Writing on her It's Not Alright blog, Allen said: "Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record (applause).
"I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade."
She added: "The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I'm concerned, so I don't (at this point) stand to profit from legislation.
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