Spin Sycle Friday, December 9 2011

Syclers, let me turn you on to Jonte`if you aren't acquainted yet.  Jonte`  is my first ever member of Spin Sycle Royalty.  Thanks, Tiff J!  Jonte` is an exquisite dancer and a pennacle performer.  Here's a few videos for you to enjoy, Ya Rude and High Kick Pow!











Needless to say, I'm a huge fan now.

Spin Sycle Flashback

What do you think this song is about Syclers?  It's from 1971....I somehow used to think that lime and coconut produced a narcotic effect.....Tell me in the comments!




and here's Little Green Bag:

Holiday Spin Sycle

Since the Holidays are here, Syclers, why not give the gift of gossip!!!  Here's some ideas:





    

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Keeping busy?

Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again.  Get a score card, this will be messy.

Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?

Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth.  Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.

HA HA  Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession

Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters

The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH

Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again

Here's Chris Lake's Sundown:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 1 2011

Happy December, Syclers!

Kris Humphries fires back by filing for annulment, claiming fraud

Former Colorado Sheriff arrested in meth for sex trade.  So typical.

Since Kourtney Kardashian has nothing better going with her life, she may as well have another baby.

Is Beyonce full of crap?  First she's supposed to give birth in February, now it's said she's due in December.



DELIBERATE PHOTO OP ALERT:


Is Britney getting engaged again?

Is Jennifer Aniston getting married again?  Maybe a beach theme?

It's the holiday season so expect a bunch more crap to be working it's way out Syclers!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, November 30 2011

Hey Syclers!!  How are you?

Wyclef Jean's charity is too shady

Kris Humphries hates bad editing

Those pregnancy rumors about Rihanna are not dispelled with stuff like this

Patrice O'Neal has died at the age of 41



Conrad Murray is headed to prison

I, for one, am glad to see Lucy Liu working again!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin?

As we all expected to hear sooner or later, Miley Cyrus is a stoner.

Really, T I?  I don't even....

Selena Gomez's mother is pregnant, yawn

Michael Lohan will finally shut up for a little while

And yet I can't squeeze out one. 

Kate Moss is too fucked up to get pregnant.  I thought most of the time it happened because she was too fucked up

Madonna has gone full circle, embarrasses her daughter Lourdes now.  What teen daughter isn't embarrassed by her mother?

Rest peacefully Andrea True, you helped to color my childhood....This song was a big part of my summers, hearing it at roller rinks, at amusement parks and playing miniature golf

Spin Sycle Thanksgiving!

Hey Syclers, I'm thankful for you!

The Karda$hian spin machine is at work, saying that Kris called Kim all kinds of things like "fat ass"...i know, right?



Watch out, Courtney Stodden, you're beginning to get a little thick in the middle!

Sharon Tate's engagement ring is going up for auction

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are re-engaged.  How sweet, they can share Summer's Eve together

Jessica Simpson has preggo porn tits

Here's a game for you to play!


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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Just for you Syclers!!

Spin Sycle: OWS Edition

I've thought about this for a little while, Syclers and this is the support that I offer for OWS.  These three videos I picked out carefully. You're having too many kneejerk reactions to police and media.  Slow it down and think things through more.  You'll get more support if you use your heads not your fists.  Make people listen but speaking softly and thoughtfully. Listen closely.



If you really really want media attention to come to you and really want the center spot of news, you need to do a hunger strike.  This gets your point out a lot faster and is more poignant with your message of social injustice and economic inequality.  Plus it will add a massive guilt factor.



Do you understand?  Put more punch into your message and stop with the violent outbursts.  Show that you mean it.  finally, This:  beware of the cult of personality.  You may need to unlearn what you've learned.  Think instead.



I hope you understand what I'm telling you and listen.  Good luck to you with your endeavors.  I support your right to peaceful assembly.

Oh yes, before I forget:  Monkey Crotch, monkey crotch, Jesus Christ, MONKEY CROTCH

Spin Sycle for Friday, November 18 2011

Hey Syclers!  Sorry for disappearing, a very dear friend was ill.  What's going on?

To no one's surprise and which was highly predictable, Demi and Ashton are officially divorcing.

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship.

Rachel Zoe's baby is terribly fashionable

Kris Humphries telling Kim K's secrets (like a fake butt)?

Tory Spelling's udders accidentally get posted online

Spin Sycle for Tuesday November 15 2011

I'm not ready for Thanksgiving, Syclers!!

Jessie James cheated? Color me SHOCKED

Too late, Rihanna, too late.

Blind item:  [CDAN] This Twilight actress is telling friends she is pregnant and desperately trying to hide it for a few more weeks.


How Mad Men will end

Pam Anderson to play the virgin mary.  I know, I lol'd too

Pink wants lots more children.  I can't even get out one.

Here's some dish on Demi Lavato and Justin Beiber.  Yes, it's actually interesting

So Jessica Simpson's pregnant but why isn't she getting married now?

That's what's up Syclers!  I"m gonna go order me some night stands.

A New Madonna Single!

It's an 80's retro sound but much "bubblegummier" than what she did in the 80's.  Anyhow, have a listen to this leak:

Madonna - Give Me All Your Love - Full New Single 2011 Vidéo MrMusic sélectionnée dans Musique

Spin Sycle for Monday, November 7 2011

What's happening Syclers?

CONRAD MURRAY FOUND GUILTY OF INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER OF MICHEAL JACKSON

I can't with Lindsay Lohan.  I just can't.  Wake me when she's died.

Some bitch is going to try to strongarm Justin Bieber into being a father.  Teen girls really are monsters (she was a teen when she claims she got pregnant by JB).

Is Kim K trying to save her PR stunt because E! might cancel her show otherwise?  You decide

Ashlee Simpson has nothing else going on in her life, gets her sister Jessica to launch a clothing line with her.

Lindsay can't even get being naked right, has to redo her photo shoot

But did it knock any sense into her?

Paula Abdul hallucinates

Jennifer Garner wears something hideous.  

Are Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock finally getting together?  I would totally cosign that

and finally, a blind item reveal for you:

August 27, 2007,

About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.

Brett Ratner/Michael Bay

Spin Sycle for Wednesday November 3 2011

Let's see what we have today, Syclers!  How about a blind item or two:

[CDAN] This one was a shocker to even my jaded self. Two co-stars. Network show. Both married. Both B+ listers with very long careers. Lots of bad luck with shows in the past although each has struck gold at one point. I cannot even fathom the two of them together, but they are. Like all over each other on a daily basis. When the crew started noticing what was going on, I think they were all just as crushed as I am. To [sic] great families being torn apart by a couple of people who wanted some sex with each other.  *Spin's note - Both parties are married, keep that in mind*


 "Why would someone get married simply to get divorced? Money. Fame. Her romances make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines. She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don't approve). What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor." [Blind Gossip] *Soooo obvious*


This actor and actress couple is about to hit another bump. The producers of an upcoming film in which the couple stars have had a change of heart. They want to replace the wife with another actress (who we agree would be much better in the role). The replacement has been personally and professionally involved with the couple in the past, and is one of the few people who knows all the dirty details about the couple’s marriage… as well as their upcoming divorce. There are an awful lot of secrets that all three of these people could use against each other, so if somebody’s toes get stepped on, it will be interesting to see who starts talking first. (Blind Gossip) *A Scitard couple maybe?*

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's up:

72 days, Syclers!  Are you surprised Kim and Kris were married that long?  I'm still convinced it was nothing but an attention whore move

This is why we can't have nice things, Syclers, all because of Chris Brown:


Jessica Simpson shows her bump, I wonder if she wishes it were Nick's


Burt Reynolds to guest on Archer.  Are you kidding me?

A new Amy Winehouse to be released

If you care, here's a bit on the shortest Celebrity marriages

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Just for you, Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Bear with me, I'm battling a sort of depressive episode....But here's what's up:

Alcohol killed Amy Winehouse.  There's no way to sugar coat it, she drank herself to death.


Patrice ONeal, a very funny guy, has suffered a stroke.  Please heal, man.  Please come back to us, we need your funny.

Michael Lohan is still a crapbag who wants to say that Lindsay is doing meth.  What you on, buddy?

Speaking of douchebags, Sean Parker is a total asshat after all.

From the Panache Report, the era of legendary Playboy parties is officially over.  Any fool with $1000 can now go party there.  Hef must be really hard up:

The days of parties at the Playboy Mansion exclusively reserved for the celebrity set are over. 

For $1,000 dollars, non-celebs who've been curious about Playboy's legendary parties can party at the Mansion's 5th Annual "Kandy Halloween Bash," on Oct. 28 and 29 in Los Angeles.

Join 1,000 Playboy Bunnies on 5.3 acres of haunted forest and be among the select 600 revelers to get inside.

Charlie Sheen wins, shall return to television with the show "Anger Management".  Yes, it is based on the movie.

Just because, here's Father Guido Sarducci on the secret of life:

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, October 25 2010

What am I to do, Syclers?  Still no baby!!  All these celebrities coming up pregnant or having just had a baby can really bring a Spin down. Hope your day is better!

For instance, Jessica Simpson's belly.  You know what? Were I her, I'd say 'Fuck the wedding ceremony crap', let's just go to the JOP.

John Mayer has had surgery on his vocal chords.  Feel better, get well soon!

South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker have actually been targeted by $cientology and it's very creepy

Want to own a piece of John Lennon?  No, I mean a real piece of him, like his tooth

I love Mike Rowe

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 21 2011

Here's what's going on Syclers!!

I love David Hyde Pierce, you should too

Jessica Simpson is indeed reproducing......I hope this kid doesn't get her dumbness genes

Another ratings ploy for Kris Humphries and his Whore wife  

Danny Masterson, the guy who played to stoner on That 70's Show, married longtime girlfriend Bijou Phllips



Enjoy your weekend before Halloween!!