Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 25 2014

Hey, My Syclres!  A lot has happened!

Harold Ramis has died at the age of 69.  If you do not know who this is, you are truly missing some comedy genius.  I recommend Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day to get caught up.

Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Is One Direction going in Multiple directions?

Dear Piers Morgan; don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Robin Thicke and the lady he's been with for a very long time, Paula Patton, have split.  I don't think Miley has anything to do with it, this has been whispered for a long time now.

Alec Baldwin quits.

I don't know what Britney Spears is going through, but that hair does not look good.

Charlie Sheen is in denial about being engaged to a porn star.



My feet are swelled up and I'm going to lie down for a bit.

Spin Sycle for November 13 2013

Hey Spinions!!   How is your week?  Shall we get to it?

Who keeps up with this crap?  It seems KStew, despite reports of the two of them seeing other people, are getting married. Or are they? Que fantastic facepalm.

This whole thing with Brooke and Charlie gets more and more bizarre.  I'm not sure how much I buy into this one though, especially with all the stories of Brooke leaving her pee on a stick pregnancy tests all over for people to run across.  Also, even with IVF, pregnant is still pregnant and she would have stayed sober regardless.....which we all know she did not.

It seems there is a scandal with the Duggars (you know, eleventy billion children and still counting).  Will this be on their show?

If you are a critic, Justin Timberlake doesn't like you.

No. No. No. No. No.

Wait until you get closer to 40, Jennifer Lawrence. It's easy when you're young.

Gun Safety with Archer:



Have a great day!

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

hey Syclers, what's up?



Here's the real reason that Brooke Mueller lost custody of her babies with Charlie Sheen

Jeff Hanneman killed by a spider.

Lindsay Lohan in rehab, how long will this last?

and here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] So there’s a rumor going around that they are planning a wedding. We have just two words to describe this:

Holy. Sh*t.

You know that every event in this family’s life is plotted and planned and choreographed and filmed and packaged and sold, right? There is absolutely nothing spontaneous about any major life event. To even think that the family would not plan and capitalize on the engagement process is ridiculous.

After all, engagements are all about romance and rings and proposals and announcements and parties and publicity and endorsements! The family has absolutely no interest in skipping over that major life event and going straight to a wedding with no gifts and no press and no camera crews and no hoopla.

We found out that someone has gone way off the reservation, and the family is frantic! There are lots of negotiations and contract renegotiations and arguments and attempts at manipulation and blackmail going on right now. The family’s attempts to contain and control the source are actually backfiring on them. It’s quite the mess, and if all the parties can’t start playing nice together, this fake marriage is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the last one.

Couple:

Family:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, August 30 2012

Are you ready for some shit, Syclers?  Are you ready?

Holly Madison is to become the MILF she always wanted to be.She isn't having Hef's baby, but she's having a baby.

Kris Humphries wants us all to know that he does not burn.  (Herpes)

Courtney Stodden wants us to believe that she turns 18 today *cough* and is ready for porn

Charlie Sheen is Winning:  Anger Management gets order for 90 episodes.  I have watched this and it's not bad.  Spin recommends.

[Blind Gossip] This bachelor is quite the catch. He is handsome, talented, and always has his pick of the best projects and the most beautiful women. While he always seemed content dating the same type of girl over and over again (even sometimes going back to the same girl more than once), it looks like he is ready to pop the question! He is quietly having a mind-bending engagement ring made for the lucky lady, and will propose before the end of the year.

*Leo DiCaprio*

Enjoy No Doubt's new track Push and Shove

Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 64.....is 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 13 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's up?

Do you think Jay Z and Beyonce should have done something similar?  This is pretty popular on the net right now



I did not realize that being fired from Desperate Housewives was such ~srs bzns~

Charlie Sheen gets hammered.  No really.

Is Robert Downey Jr. leaking Hollywood secrets?

If you don't get to see it, here's the Doonesbury comic that's causing all the fuss:


Until next time!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 29 2012

Happy Leap Day, Syclers!!  Are there any birthday Syclers today??  Enjoy the extra day!

Enjoy the Cranberries new video Tomorrow



Natalie Portman actually married that guy

Charlie Sheen's new show to premiere in June

Vanessa Manillo (you remember her, Nick Lachey's wife) is pregnant, according to CDAN


Uma Thurman is expecting baby #3

Seems like all that's out there in gossip galaxy anymore is wedding announcements and pregnancies

Megan Fox is ready to push out babies

Enjoy your day!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Keeping busy?

Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again.  Get a score card, this will be messy.

Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?

Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth.  Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.

HA HA  Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession

Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters

The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH

Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again

Here's Chris Lake's Sundown:

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Bear with me, I'm battling a sort of depressive episode....But here's what's up:

Alcohol killed Amy Winehouse.  There's no way to sugar coat it, she drank herself to death.


Patrice ONeal, a very funny guy, has suffered a stroke.  Please heal, man.  Please come back to us, we need your funny.

Michael Lohan is still a crapbag who wants to say that Lindsay is doing meth.  What you on, buddy?

Speaking of douchebags, Sean Parker is a total asshat after all.

From the Panache Report, the era of legendary Playboy parties is officially over.  Any fool with $1000 can now go party there.  Hef must be really hard up:

The days of parties at the Playboy Mansion exclusively reserved for the celebrity set are over. 

For $1,000 dollars, non-celebs who've been curious about Playboy's legendary parties can party at the Mansion's 5th Annual "Kandy Halloween Bash," on Oct. 28 and 29 in Los Angeles.

Join 1,000 Playboy Bunnies on 5.3 acres of haunted forest and be among the select 600 revelers to get inside.

Charlie Sheen wins, shall return to television with the show "Anger Management".  Yes, it is based on the movie.

Just because, here's Father Guido Sarducci on the secret of life:

SpinSycle for Wednesday September 21 2011

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Hey Syclers!  What's up?

Buzz Aldrin, astronaut, is gettin his groove on with a younger woman......get it man!

Robert Footface Pattinson to jump gears and get into music

Charlie Sheen is set with Warner Brothers settlement

No Tara Reid, nobody wants to see you pregnant.

How low will Netflix go?

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Mariah Carey popped, babies flew out, Nick Cannon played catcher

Prince Willam now has a Princess.  Official wedding photos here

Charlie Sheen wants you to know that he's never done heroin

Britney Spears' Femme Fatale went platinum


Darks
Tila Teqila is banging Nick Hogan.  Please be sure to vomit wither in the bathroom or nearest trash can.

Tallulah Willis just isn't bright

Needs Bleach
Quentin Tarantino is making a new film as a western


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Your Spin Sycle for Wednesday!

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What's in the wash, Syclers!!

Lights
Rachel Maddow finally comes out of the closet

Charlie Sheen's ex-goddess Bree pleads guilty to DUI in Indiana

William and Kate to adopt?  Gee, how trendy






Darks
This is for you, PSN users!  your data may have been compromised

Jodie Foster is delusional or needs to get out more

Sham marriage gets actress jail time


Needs Bleach
Phoebe Snow died.  Enjoy poetry man:

Your Monday Spin Sycle!

What's in the wash today Syclers!!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is down one goddess....Somebody else had better blow?

Kiera Knightly as a bridesmaid  

Flava Flav's chicken place went under.  Surprised?


Darks
Rapper releases "I'm Gay" album  then wonders why he gets death threats

Did Fergie have face work done?  She looks a little different   


Needs Bleach
Hollywood understands that controvesy sells

The Second Coming will be on youtube.com?  And i don't mean your sexy escapades you caught on your cellphone over the weekend but really, it may as well be.

Wednesday Edition Spin Sycle!

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
SkyNet becomes self aware tonight!!


Lady Gaga's Judas video to be released Easter. She's starting to get boring.

Alicia Silverstone is still pregnant



Darks
Charlie Sheen lost his bid for full custody of the twins. Surprised?

They always come out of the woodwork, even in you're Rihanna


Needs Bleach
Here's Katy Perry with some hardcore photoshopping

The coat of arms for the new soon the be princess Kate/Catherine has been revealed


Delicates
BlindGossip – Although nothing has been announced yet, this celebrity couple is almost certainly heading for divorce. They haven’t lived together for several months, lawyers are being hired, and each spouse already has a new paramour. Hers is a work colleague. His is a former (?) escort.


And to top it off, here are kittens in bowls:

The Spin Sycle for April 8 2011

Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers!  That is the furthest thing from the truth!  I have been really tired.  Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering:  As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older.  To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.

Lights
Mariska Hargitay becomes a mommy

Tina Fey to become a mommy again

Charle Sheen wants to give his torpedo of truth to Mila Kunis

Eva Longoria bit by the baby bug

Darks
The Judds are all about really bad memories now

Kate Gosselin surprised by lawsuit

Britney Spears has no control over her life?  Is this news?

Needs Bleach
Your dream has come true, there is such a thing as 3D porn

Now a word from Hipster Kitty:


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The Spin Sycle for April 5 2011

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Can you believe it's already April, Syclers?  April showers bring good gossip I hope!  What's out on the line?

Lights
Charlie Sheen does better in Chicago than in Detroit, well duh! #Winning!


Can you imagine Kate Gosselin working a real job in the real world?  She'd get eaten alive. Best part is, it might really happen!

Bill & Ted 3 is going to happen.  Excellent.


Darks

Cover of Madonna

Madonna and that damm Kabbalah thing again. Hasn't she become a Jew yet?

Katie Couric is leaving CBS but not officially yet


Needs Bleach
Is Amy Winehouse getting married??  When the hell is her new album coming out?

Hugh Hefner marrying Crystal, it seems, without a prenup.  Now before you get your panties in a bunch, realize that he has a will and that will be honored when he dies.  I'm sure he makes sure he has no real money around and he doesn't carry cash.  He has all his $ in investments and trusts that are going to his children anyway.  So don't fret about Hef getting golddigged.

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

Cover of Chris Brown

What's out on the line today Syclers!!

Darks
Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown.  According to the Panache report:

At the beginning of his career, Chris Brown was good at hiding his anger issues, but now, these issues are coming to the surface on a regular basis. He can no longer control the compulsion.

Allegedly, Brown has quite a reputation in his hometown, according to locals, that charm and big smile was always a front, in reality, he's hiding something more sinister.

Before the Rihanna incident, I heard stories regarding brutality (hidden).  When he's angry, allegedly, a dark cloud overcomes his face.

Allegedly, a few women who were involved with Brown (in his hometown) are still afraid of him.

and Breezy continues to be a tool 

Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins

Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died.  The angels weep.

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Lights
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?

Michael Lohan continues to be a tool

Needs Bleach
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

It's Sassy Gay Friend!

The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

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Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

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I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

The Spin Sycle for March 16 2011

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Hey Syclers!  I am tired.  what's in the wash?

Lights
Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's other goddess, returned to his homestead.  Wonder how that trial in Fort Wayne Indiana went.

If you really think a reality TV show involving love and marriage is real, I have some prime New York real estate to sell you.

Darks
Tony Hawk (remember him? The god of skateboarding?) seems to have left his third wife for yet someone else.  WTF?

WTF? Did Will Smith get to Jay Z and Beyonce and get them to become $citards?  They go after anyone with money, don't they?

Needs Bleach
Ke$ha in a bikini.  It's not pretty.


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