Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers!!!  Here's what's happening:

HUGE: Heidi Klum is going to divorce Seal....L'Amour est mort

Kelly Osbourne gets fuckered

Fantasia, honey, don't you know that if he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you?

Jennifer Lopez is a dumbass

Enjoy Etta James, Sunday kind of Love:

Spin Sycle for Friday January 20 2012

Hey SyclerS!!  Here's what's going on:

Even Beyonce's parents are already sick of hearing about Blue Ivy

Snooki really doesn't need all that makeup


are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston pregnant at the same time?

I simply don't find Michael Fassbender attractive

Kardashian magazine is not happening

Human head, hand and feet found near Hollywood sign

Juliet's first hardcore song will rock your world:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 18 2012

Already mid January Syclers!!!

Happy 90th Cake day, Betty White!


Khloe the Sasquatch begins fertility treatment in Dallas.  Which clinic is that again?

Paula Deen's cooking finally catches up to her;  The lesson is: Don't Eat Like Paula, Ya'll

Is the vampire thing going a little too far?  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Is it just me or is Cameron Diaz looking a little gross these days?


What about Beyonce's "lighter skin" photos?  Anyone?

I do not give two shits if Rihanna wants to smoke a blunt

Old and busted: Amsterdam   New hotness: Czech Republic

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?

Tila Tequila is like a rash that you think has finally gone away for good then appears once more as a bigger, uglier blister

Really, people?  Come on now, you can do better about Blue Ivy than this

Sinead O'Conner vows to never love again, ever

Stephen Colbert running for president?

Jessica Simpson to have a scheduled C-section

More $citard looniness

Blind Item:

[CDAN] This A list celebrity couple is taking a break. Apparently the new baby in their life has caused some post partum depression for the mother and she really does not want to be around her significant other so they are spending all their time apart for now except when required for some type of previously scheduled joint appearance. Apparently the mother is also seeing the same doctor who treated this B++ actress who is married to a has been A+ movie actor.

A list celebrity couple:

B++ actress:

A+ actor:

Here's a little more Jonte!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 12 2012

Jeez Syclers, this year has gotten off to a bad start!  My poor Georgey cat died, hit by a car.  For the love a little cat:




Hang on all you Star Wars geeks!  the porn version is real!

Oh the derp that is springing from Jay Z and Beyonce's hospital birthing fiasco.

Madonna releasing her 12th album

Katy Perry's parents are truly insufferable

Is Jennifer Aniston single again already?

Here's a blind item reveal:

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.

It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere

Parent: Kris Jenner

Child: Khloe Kardashian

Child’s More Famous Sibling: Kim Kardashian

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 11 2012

I still can't believe it's already 2012 Syclers!!!

Well, that's a relief.  At least Biebers career shall be short then

So it seems Blue Ivy is home now

Do you think Katie Holmes looks hot or old?

LEAVE ELIZABETH TAYLOR ALONE ALREADY!!!!

Jimmy Page is 68

Snoop got arrested for weed.....big deal, right?  IN TEXAS. TX is no joke about weed and it sucks.  NORML, where ya at?  Step it up and help Snoop out!!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!  How's your new year?

So Beyonce is 10 months pregnant?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Can she not count?

Is Johnny Depp about to get put back on the market?  DIBS!!!!



Harry Connick Jr to guest star on Law & Order: SVU

Sienna Miller is pregnant.

Angelina Jolie: Maleficent?

Lady Gaga to release a new album this year.  Please don't let it suck.

Enjoy some David Guetta



**UPDATE**  Beyonce finally had the baby?

[BlindGossip] The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.

The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.

She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health.

The baby’s name is still a mystery. She was originally referred to as Casey (possibly KC?), but we’ve also heard her called DJ (possibly TJ?). However, we don’t have any reason to believe that this is her actual name or initials.

The mother is resting comfortably, and the parents are thrilled. They are expected to keep things quiet for a few more days. Congratulations to all!

This is a BlindGossip.com exclusive report. We appreciate media outlets and bloggers properly crediting and linking to BlindGossip.com when discussing this story. Thank you!

And as of Today, January 8th 2012, Jay Z and Bey finally announce the birth of Blue Ivy (really?)

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy



Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino:

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition!!!

Big stuff going on, Syclers!!  I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!

Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!!  What was she thinking, that she could change him?  I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows!  Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?

oh and here's a solved blind item:

[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.

Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.

If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.

SOLVED!

It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

Beyonce may have given birth to Tiana May Carter.  Please don't let the child have Jay Z's face.

This must be said:  Snooki looks like ass


Cat fight to start at the Globes between Angelina and Madonna?  HMMMM!!!

The economy sux but I should get what I want!!  Enjoy this musical version of twitters bitching about xmas gifts (What the fuck, I wanted an iPhone)

Spin Sycle for Thursday December 29 2011

It's getting to the end of the year, Syclers!!  have any plans for the new year?

Beyonce is ready to birth that baby?

Katy Perry had a huge Xmas fight to where they spent the holiday apart.  Not good, guys.

Steven Tyler, Aerosmith frontman, got engaged and no one was happy about it

Owen Wilson takes his son to the playground

Robert Downey Jr is a big ol' softie

Blind Items!
[CDAN] This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.


*Spin's guess - Jessica Simpson*

(Panache Report)-

There is a surrogacy trend in Hollywood.  Allegedly, a certain couple hired a "donor concierge" a year ago.  This particular donor concierge caters to celebrities who value secrecy.  She also has access to an "elite" egg donor database (worldwide).  She can find any surrogate who closely fits your requirements.

Surrogates are usually paid between $50,000-$100,000 dollars. This particular couple paid a staggering $1 million dollars plus medical expenses.

The donor concierge (acting as an fixer) makes the money exchange and is responsible for discretion.

Who is the couple?

She's delusional with no self esteem.  Her non-single man doesn't live with her but she pays the rent on his residence.  Despite this, he refused to give her a key.

Women come and go.

If his baby mama gets out of hand, he plans to play a tug of war with the bundle of joy via a bitter custody battle.  The only way he will agree to give her full custody?  A cash settlement (allegedly).

Who is she?

Spin Sycle Holiday Edition

Hey Syclers, have you survived the holidays??  I've finally shaken away my death sickness! Don't forget, if you're gonna buy that fake engagement ring, put clear nail polish on the inside to keep her finger from turning green! Let's see what's happening:

Matthew McConaughey got engaged

He's also to appear as a stripper in "Magic Mike".  will you watch?

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner fight over a dog.

Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing AH-nold?

Selena Gomez tweets after her mother's miscarriage

Here's DJ Earworm's mix for 2011 (be sure to click on the snowflake for extra holiday goodness):



Song List:
- Adele – Rolling In The Deep
- Adele – Someone Like You
- Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough
- Bruno Mars – Grenade
- Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
- Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
- Cee Lo Green – F* You
- Enrique Iglesias – Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
- Foster the People – Pumped Up Kicks
- Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor
- Jeremih feat. 50 Cent – Down On Me
- Katy Perry – Firework
- Katy Perry – E.T.
- Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
- Lady Gaga – Born This Way
- LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
- LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It
- Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On
- Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger
- Nicki Minaj – Super Bass
- OneRepublic – Good Life
- Pink – Raise Your Glass
- Pitbull – Give Me Everything
- Rihanna – S&M
- Rihanna – We Found Love

Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:

[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!

2050th Post!!!

Hey Syclers!  I'm still sick!  Have to go to the bathroom with facial tissue stuffed up into my nose.  What the fuck is that about?  Anyway, it's not the holidays til there's Mr. Hanky

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Get More: SOUTH
PARKmore...

Good Night, Christopher Hitchens

Balls out

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 14 2011

Hey Syclers!  I am really sick right now, so what I have to offer you is this not so blind item.  Can you guess who it is?

[BlindGossip] She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby that is a genetic combination of the soon-to-be Mom and Dad.

The Surrogate is currently living on the Lower West Side of Manhattan with her first child in a very nice apartment. She is not married, and does not really know anyone in New York, but she does want to stay here once the birth is over.  The apartment is being paid for by the Couple. The Surrogate is well-cared for by a full-time staff person and there is always a doctor or nurse on call. She looks like she is approximately eight months pregnant, and is clearly much bigger than the Mom, who is simply playing pregnant.

By the way, the Mom was physically capable of bearing her own child, but she didn’t want to “ruin” her body.

Spin Sycle Weekend!

What's up Syclers?  Here's a blind item to get you going:

[Lainey Gossip] Would you still love him if you knew that he stomps around the set, holding up production, when his tea is brought to him at not the right temperature?  Would you still love him if you found out he delayed filming, and an entire crew, for several hours, because he had to have hislunch from a place that was off site so they had to drive there to get it and come back, only it was missing an ingredient and he sent it back? Would you still love him if he refused to report to set after visiting wardrobe and found out someone else had been joking around with his hat and he insisted it wasn’t sitting right on his head anymore?


*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr.*


This translates as "I got more $ for blow"


I guess 4th time's a charm?  With shaved head and all


Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, Khloe and Lamar are coming to Dallas.  KHLOE SMASH


Wait, I'm confused.  First Mitch Winehouse wants Lady Gaga to play Amy in a biopic then says there will never be a movie about Amy.  Which is it?


Ashton's StepDaughters hate him now for lying

Vivien Leigh was a modern woman

Enjoy this video; Heinz Automato 2:

Spin Sycle Friday, December 9 2011

Syclers, let me turn you on to Jonte`if you aren't acquainted yet.  Jonte`  is my first ever member of Spin Sycle Royalty.  Thanks, Tiff J!  Jonte` is an exquisite dancer and a pennacle performer.  Here's a few videos for you to enjoy, Ya Rude and High Kick Pow!











Needless to say, I'm a huge fan now.

Spin Sycle Flashback

What do you think this song is about Syclers?  It's from 1971....I somehow used to think that lime and coconut produced a narcotic effect.....Tell me in the comments!




and here's Little Green Bag:

Holiday Spin Sycle

Since the Holidays are here, Syclers, why not give the gift of gossip!!!  Here's some ideas:





    

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Keeping busy?

Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again.  Get a score card, this will be messy.

Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?

Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth.  Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.

HA HA  Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession

Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters

The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH

Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again

Here's Chris Lake's Sundown: