Thursday, January 8, 2015
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Spin Sycle Blind Gossip for Nov. 12 2014
Hey Syclers!! What's up? It's been a minute, huh? How about some blind items?
from Crazy days and Nights:
“It has been a long time since this space was filled with this person. I think she has only been in the space one previous time and it was for something that was really bad, but not evil. This is evil. She finally has found her perfect situation. She is a permanent A list celebrity. She will always be one. There is no changing that. The family, her career, she will always be A list. She has always had her secrets and her kinks. She finally found a person though who can deliver what she needs and when and matches her level of secrecy. The maids and domestic help they hire as a couple never see their home country again. They are selected by photos and videos taken by recruiters. They are then forced to work as domestic help 12 hours a day and available to be used as sexual playthings the other 12 hours a day. Our celebrity is the most frequent user of them. She has fetishes and needs that match others close to her and she has the resources now to make all of it happen. Families of help who have been hired by our celebrity say that some have gone missing and never returned home. An investigation was cut off almost immediately and the families given a small sum to be quiet. They disappear because our celebrity sometimes goes too far. Everyone always thinks of our celebrity as this nice person they remember as an innocent tweener. That was a long time ago and you should know that everyone close to her is just as sick and twisted as our celebrity.
Spin's guess: Janet Jackson (husband Wissam Al Mana Qatari businessman, one of the richest Middle East investors)
State your guesses in the comments!!
[Media Take Out] We just got some very disturbing news from a usually reliable entertainment insider. They say, allegedly, that your fave got a Xanax pill popping add*ction.
According to our insider, your fave allegedly started taking Xanax bars to let loose every now and again. Then, when she stopped smoking weed because she was worried it was damaging her throat, Xanax became her drug of choice. Now we’re told, it’s become a habit.
How bad of a habit? Well we’re told that your fave takes multiple bars a day. And the other day she caused a very embarrassing public spectacle after she had a bad reaction when she took a couple of bars and drank some wine afterwards.
We’re told that the folks next to her are thinking about staging an intervention before she embarrasses herself worse.
BG Note: We edited this a bit for spelling and punctuation.
Spin's guess, courtesy of Rhymes with Snitch:
from Crazy days and Nights:
“It has been a long time since this space was filled with this person. I think she has only been in the space one previous time and it was for something that was really bad, but not evil. This is evil. She finally has found her perfect situation. She is a permanent A list celebrity. She will always be one. There is no changing that. The family, her career, she will always be A list. She has always had her secrets and her kinks. She finally found a person though who can deliver what she needs and when and matches her level of secrecy. The maids and domestic help they hire as a couple never see their home country again. They are selected by photos and videos taken by recruiters. They are then forced to work as domestic help 12 hours a day and available to be used as sexual playthings the other 12 hours a day. Our celebrity is the most frequent user of them. She has fetishes and needs that match others close to her and she has the resources now to make all of it happen. Families of help who have been hired by our celebrity say that some have gone missing and never returned home. An investigation was cut off almost immediately and the families given a small sum to be quiet. They disappear because our celebrity sometimes goes too far. Everyone always thinks of our celebrity as this nice person they remember as an innocent tweener. That was a long time ago and you should know that everyone close to her is just as sick and twisted as our celebrity.
Spin's guess: Janet Jackson (husband Wissam Al Mana Qatari businessman, one of the richest Middle East investors)
State your guesses in the comments!!
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Spin Sycle for Saturday, May 24 2014
A rarity anymore, isn't it, Syclers? But I am posting for you! Let's see what's going on:
Kim and Kanye are now married, we need to start a pool on how long #3 for Kim lasts. All those rumors about Jay Z being the best man? Seems it didn't happen, which has me howling with laughter.
Michelle Duggar is pregnant with #20. Let that sink in a moment. Jesus, it took me forever to get pregnant with #1.
Rob Kardashian bailed on the Kimye wedding too.
Maybe not paying child support has something to do with the artist formerly known as Mos Def not being able to get back into the U.S.
Here's Ed Sheeran's Sing:
Kim and Kanye are now married, we need to start a pool on how long #3 for Kim lasts. All those rumors about Jay Z being the best man? Seems it didn't happen, which has me howling with laughter.
Michelle Duggar is pregnant with #20. Let that sink in a moment. Jesus, it took me forever to get pregnant with #1.
Rob Kardashian bailed on the Kimye wedding too.
Maybe not paying child support has something to do with the artist formerly known as Mos Def not being able to get back into the U.S.
Here's Ed Sheeran's Sing:
Monday, February 24, 2014
Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 25 2014
Hey, My Syclres! A lot has happened!
Harold Ramis has died at the age of 69. If you do not know who this is, you are truly missing some comedy genius. I recommend Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day to get caught up.
Abe Vigoda is still alive.
Is One Direction going in Multiple directions?
Dear Piers Morgan; don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
Robin Thicke and the lady he's been with for a very long time, Paula Patton, have split. I don't think Miley has anything to do with it, this has been whispered for a long time now.
Alec Baldwin quits.
I don't know what Britney Spears is going through, but that hair does not look good.
Charlie Sheen is in denial about being engaged to a porn star.
My feet are swelled up and I'm going to lie down for a bit.
Harold Ramis has died at the age of 69. If you do not know who this is, you are truly missing some comedy genius. I recommend Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day to get caught up.
Abe Vigoda is still alive.
Is One Direction going in Multiple directions?
Dear Piers Morgan; don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
Robin Thicke and the lady he's been with for a very long time, Paula Patton, have split. I don't think Miley has anything to do with it, this has been whispered for a long time now.
Alec Baldwin quits.
I don't know what Britney Spears is going through, but that hair does not look good.
Charlie Sheen is in denial about being engaged to a porn star.
My feet are swelled up and I'm going to lie down for a bit.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Spin Sycle Weekend Edition for February 8 2014
Have you been watching, Syclers? Here's the Big Announcement:
There's going to be a little Spin! Due in August this year!
So very happy and excited, after a long struggle with infertility!
This space to be filled soon!
There's going to be a little Spin! Due in August this year!
So very happy and excited, after a long struggle with infertility!
This space to be filled soon!
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