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Spin Sycle Blind Gossip for Nov. 12 2014

Hey Syclers!!  What's up?  It's been a minute, huh?  How about some blind items?

[Media Take Out] We just got some very disturbing news from a usually reliable entertainment insider. They say, allegedly, that your fave got a Xanax pill popping add*ction.

According to our insider, your fave allegedly started taking Xanax bars to let loose every now and again. Then, when she stopped smoking weed because she was worried it was damaging her throat, Xanax became her drug of choice. Now we’re told, it’s become a habit.

How bad of a habit? Well we’re told that your fave takes multiple bars a day. And the other day she caused a very embarrassing public spectacle after she had a bad reaction when she took a couple of bars and drank some wine afterwards.

We’re told that the folks next to her are thinking about staging an intervention before she embarrasses herself worse.

BG Note: We edited this a bit for spelling and punctuation.

Spin's guess, courtesy of Rhymes with Snitch: 

from Crazy days and Nights:
“It has been a long time since this space was filled with this person. I think she has only been in the space one previous time and it was for something that was really bad, but not evil. This is evil. She finally has found her perfect situation. She is a permanent A list celebrity. She will always be one. There is no changing that. The family, her career, she will always be A list. She has always had her secrets and her kinks. She finally found a person though who can deliver what she needs and when and matches her level of secrecy. The maids and domestic help they hire as a couple never see their home country again. They are selected by photos and videos taken by recruiters. They are then forced to work as domestic help 12 hours a day and available to be used as sexual playthings the other 12 hours a day. Our celebrity is the most frequent user of them. She has fetishes and needs that match others close to her and she has the resources now to make all of it happen. Families of help who have been hired by our celebrity say that some have gone missing and never returned home. An investigation was cut off almost immediately and the families given a small sum to be quiet. They disappear because our celebrity sometimes goes too far. Everyone always thinks of our celebrity as this nice person they remember as an innocent tweener. That was a long time ago and you should know that everyone close to her is just as sick and twisted as our celebrity. 

Spin's guess: Janet Jackson (husband Wissam Al Mana Qatari businessman, one of the richest Middle East investors)

State your guesses in the comments!!

Spin Sycle for Saturday, May 24 2014

A rarity anymore, isn't it, Syclers?  But I am posting for you!  Let's see what's going on:

Kim and Kanye are now married, we need to start a pool on how long #3 for Kim lasts.  All those rumors about Jay Z being the best man?  Seems it didn't happen, which has me howling with laughter.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant with #20. Let that sink in a moment. Jesus, it took me forever to get pregnant with #1.

Rob Kardashian bailed on the Kimye wedding too.

Maybe not paying child support has something to do with the artist formerly known as Mos Def not being able to get back into the U.S.

Here's Ed Sheeran's Sing:

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 25 2014

Hey, My Syclres!  A lot has happened!

Harold Ramis has died at the age of 69.  If you do not know who this is, you are truly missing some comedy genius.  I recommend Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day to get caught up.

Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Is One Direction going in Multiple directions?

Dear Piers Morgan; don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Robin Thicke and the lady he's been with for a very long time, Paula Patton, have split.  I don't think Miley has anything to do with it, this has been whispered for a long time now.

Alec Baldwin quits.

I don't know what Britney Spears is going through, but that hair does not look good.

Charlie Sheen is in denial about being engaged to a porn star.



My feet are swelled up and I'm going to lie down for a bit.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition for February 8 2014

Have you been watching, Syclers?  Here's the Big Announcement:

There's going to be a little Spin!  Due in August this year!
So very happy and excited, after a long struggle with infertility!

This space to be filled soon!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

I don't even have a intro for this, Syclers.  Just What in the Actual fuck:

Phillip Seymour Hoffman has died from an apparent drug overdose. I am stunned.

Woody Allen is a pervert and is creepy. Surprised?

Owen Wilson is a father again.

Kanye West settles assault case out of court.  I'm still questioning if this incident really happened at all or was a huge PR stunt.

Jesse Eisneberg to play Lex Luthor.  Will he shave his head?  Weird casting?

Beyonce fired her general manager in favor of her husband, Jay Z.  Smart move or disaster in the making?



Stay tuned for a big announcement, Syclers!!

Happy Chinese New Year!

Duck Dynasty Fiasco

Look, to be honest, I don't watch reality shows.  I find them dull. However, I have two takes on this GQ interview.  They go like this:

A) By getting the guy off  the show, all that A&E did was give what'shisface validation that his views, however assinine, are validated.  Everyone who thinks like him will also feel that they are validated in their views.  Now they can say that they are right and A&E is punishing them for it.

What has happened is that the producers are scared of losing revenue and that's all it boils down to. A&E makes a lot of revenue from this show.  What's funny is the the DD folks could walk away from this show without much scarring because they have their own money. A&E is in a position to lose.

B)The show's ratings are beginning to slip and this is a way to boost viewership.

No one is going to change how this guy or people like him think. I see this as purely a money issue.

Flame away.

update: Since Ol' Phil is going to be back on the show, I'd have to say it's one helluva marketing plan to get DD merchandise to move.  We've all been punked.

Music Post Edition Spin Sycle

Via Tiff J (thank you! always turning me on to new music!) this is Wiyaala.  You need to hear her music.  This is some good stuff!

Rock My Body



Make Me Dance

Spin Sycle for Monday, December 2 2013

Hey Spinions!!  How was your Thanksgiving (if you celebrate)?  Are the Holidays being good to you?

Let's dive in!

Paul Walker died tragically at the age of 40 in a car accident. He was a star of the Fast and Furious movies.

Is this finally the beginning of the end for the Kardashians?  You know, we could just ignore them!  That's always an option!

Amazon wants to use delivery drones, Texans froth at the mouth to be able to do some target practice.

Nobody wants to get into business bed with Kanye.

Don't write checks that your ego can't cash, Roseanne Barr.

Enjoy Fallout Boy's "Where did the party go"



update: here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] There is an unwritten rule in Hollywood about throwing people under the bus. It’s incredibly stupid to screw over people who are more famous and successful than you just to get yourself a few minutes of publicity.

Then again, this singer never was the brightest bulb on the Disney tree.

He recently did an interview that threw some famous people under the bus. Blah blah blah. Lies, lies, LIES! And the people he talked about are furious!

Yes, they know that he is a dr*g addict, and that he lies about everything. But that excuse won’t wash with them. They know that just about everything he said about sex and drugs and music and business – and who did what to whom and when – is a blatant lie. But is completely unacceptable that his lies involve name-dropping them to make himself look like an innocent victim and to make them look evil and manipulative.

How do you they even begin to retaliate against such lies? Well, they don’t want to give him more of the public attention that he craves. So they are banding together to decide on a strategy to retaliate privately. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. He really pissed off the wrong people this time. His punishment is coming.

Spin's guess: Joe Jonas, interview is here

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, November 20 2013

Hey Spinions, how is your week so far?  At least it's about over, yes?

Let's start with a Blind Item, shall we?

[Blind Gossip] He is a television star who tried long and hard to have a baby with his S.O.

Now that the baby is here, though, he is being a real jerk about it! He doesn’t go home after work, and he has little interaction with either the baby or the mother. What’s going on here?

Well, we’ve gotten to the root of the problem. He is privately telling friends that he doesn’t really consider the baby “ours”! The couple had so many fertility problems that they eventually used donor eggs and a surrogate to carry the baby. Now he says that his S.O. isn’t the baby’s “real mother” and that they aren’t the baby’s “real parents.” He likes to make that dig directly at the mother rather meanly and rather frequently, too. No, he’s not kidding. And his behavior certainly isn’t funny.

Dad: Spin's guess: Jimmy Fallon

TV Show: Spin's guess: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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Khloe sure is defensive isn't she?  Gosh, if you don't like the reaction you get when putting things online for all to see, then maybe things shouldn't be put online.....especially when you're going to pull the "it's nobody's business" card.  Nobody's Business doesn't need to be all over the web.

You can get more money, Kanye, but you can never get more time.

I understand the grief of loss, but nothing will bring her back.  

Sean Penn is still an asshole.

Is Ashlee Simpson (you remember her, Jessica Simpson's sister) getting married again?

Kaley Cuoco confounds me with her wedding plans.

So....Chris Brown was kicked out of rehab?

Is Danielle Jonas really pregnant or is it all for ratings?

Have a great day!

Spin Sycle for November 18 2013

Hey Spinions!  How's your week so far?

Is Reggie Bush hating on Kim K?

Kanye West not a fan of President Obama?

Kelly Clarkson is trying to get pregnant, y'all.

Jennifer Lawrence looks like a boy with her short hair.

Speaking of hair, do you like Rihanna's new cut?

Terrence Howard is a bitter bitch.

Enjoy some leaping otters to cheer your day!

Spin Sycle WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Happy weekend, Spinions!!  Glad that it's here?  Let's start with a blind item:

[Bossip] Which YMCMB Rapper Allegedly Beat The Brakes Off Of His Big Booty Baby Mama?

A BOSSIP source close to the beaten baby mama’s camp claims that this tattooed rhyme-spitter got into a knock-down-drag-out brawl with the mother of his child after she caught wind of his dirty dog deeds with another woman.

Although this MC has experienced a modicum of success in the past years, he is a known wankster who likes to put on as if his money is a lot older than the name of his record label suggests.

He’s recently been seen parading around town with some of his A-List friends, thirsty for photo ops that will keep him relevant while his career is on serious slide. For the life of us we can’t figure out why these friends are hangin’ out with him, but that’s neither here, nor there.

Considering that this frail-bodied fraud is so skinny, we’re actually surprised that his baby mama didn’t whoop his azz once the fade commenced!

Any idea who he might be?

Rapper:

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How deluded is Courtney Stodden?  Try reading this.  This comes after Miley Cyrus saying that she's a huge feminist.

Britney is from Louisiana and people are surprised that she would not be pro gay marriage.

Chris Brown is out of rehab after two weeks.

Have a great weekend!

Welcome to the SpiN SycLe!!!: Spin Sycle for November 13 2013

Welcome to the SpiN SycLe!!!: Spin Sycle for November 13 2013: Hey Spinions!!   How is your week?  Shall we get to it? Who keeps up with this crap?  It seems KStew, despite reports of the two of them ...

Spin Sycle for November 13 2013

Hey Spinions!!   How is your week?  Shall we get to it?

Who keeps up with this crap?  It seems KStew, despite reports of the two of them seeing other people, are getting married. Or are they? Que fantastic facepalm.

This whole thing with Brooke and Charlie gets more and more bizarre.  I'm not sure how much I buy into this one though, especially with all the stories of Brooke leaving her pee on a stick pregnancy tests all over for people to run across.  Also, even with IVF, pregnant is still pregnant and she would have stayed sober regardless.....which we all know she did not.

It seems there is a scandal with the Duggars (you know, eleventy billion children and still counting).  Will this be on their show?

If you are a critic, Justin Timberlake doesn't like you.

No. No. No. No. No.

Wait until you get closer to 40, Jennifer Lawrence. It's easy when you're young.

Gun Safety with Archer:



Have a great day!

Spin Sycle for November 11 2013

Happy Veteran's Day, Spinions!!  Let's see what's happening:

Charlie Sheen's twins, Bob and Max, who are four years old, are to be drug tested.  Do I need to remind my dear Spinions that Brooke went to rehab TWICE while she was pregnant with them? (Meth is EVIL and she then went 19 times after that.  I am not making that up)

Work it, Miley.  Work it all you can while you can.

Happy Birthday, Leo DiCaprio

BBT's Penny (Kaley Cuoco) wants us all to know that she is not pregnant.

here's the blind item about Kaley:

[Blind Gossip] She is one of the stars of a very popular television series. She has also been the subject of at least one Blind Gossip item this year because she was participating in a PR-generated relationship with another actor.

Right after they “broke up”, our actress started dating a professional athlete. Five minutes later, they declared that they intended to spend their lives together!

Huh? What’s the rush? Well, as usual, we know the the definitive answer before everyone else: She is pregnant!

Yes, that’s right, pregnant! Her friends are telling us that she is right around the twelve-week mark. She is not quite ready to announce, but will instead spend the next few weeks wearing loose-fitting clothing and hoping that you don’t notice (just like Kerry Washington). She will definitely announce before the end of the year.

Three questions: Is it wise for her to marry someone she hardly knows just because she is pregnant? Will they work her pregnancy into her television show? And who will they say is the TV Daddy?

Have a great day!

The Spin Sycle for Tuesday, Nov. 5 2013

What's up, Spinions (if you're in the U.S.), did you go vote today? 

Let's have a blind item:
[Hollywood Street King] The notorious New Yorker may be serving a 25-year prison sentence, but he escaped lethal injection. Know how? Sources say he snitched on just about everybody he could think of. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Slim the Mobster.
“He cooperated with the FBI to dodge the de*th penalty.”

Sources say as the FEDS continue their sweep, many of our mystery man’s former associates are hiding out. Just ask Darrius ‘D Mac’ Rogers.

When it comes to Sean ‘Puff Daddy’ Combs, our blind item subject has the real Bad Boy deal … which he’s said to have revealed to the FEDS.

Here’s what our blind item subject reportedly told federal investigators:

“Puffy has sex with young boys. He keeps hidden cameras on deck so he can extort friends or foes. Puff’s got sex tapes of him and Usher.”

Back in 2005, he shot Suge Knight at a Miami party hosted by Kanye. Now, can you guess who I’m talking about?

Shooter:  Popular guess is Jimmy Henchman


Good luck with that, Goopy. 

Charlie hates Brooke, ok?

Drew Barrymore is pregnant again.

At this point, I think the gods are done with Kanye.

Some harsh truth for Lady Gaga.  It might be over for you.

Have a great Tuesday! 

Spin Sycle for November 1, 2013 and weekend edition!

How was your Halloween, Spinions???  are you ready to be bombarded by Christmas now??

I found this funny as hell, Mama June and Honey Boo Boo's family dressed as the Kardashians for Halloween.  Just imagine the hilarity if the two families ever actually meet:



And Neil Patrick Harris's family was perfect as usual:




It seems that even the gods are tired of Kanye's shit

I'm pretty sure that by this point, Khloe is in it for the $ now.....your friend Spin heard something about Khloe getting most of Lamar's $ if he died....which would be more than a divorce would bring.  Obvious choice is obvious?

Finally, if anybody cares, Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant with #2

Weekend update:  Love is dead, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison split up.  Then again, quelle surprise.  Will she become the next Pari$ Hilton? And I mean in regards to the annoying overexposure for nothing.  Wait, how much do you want to bet that there's a sex tape being shopped around (barf)?

Spin Sycle for October 30, 2013

Let's get back to it with a soft open, shall we, Spinions?  How about a blind item?

[Blind Gossip] This popular male singer is completely reckless and out of control.

We believe that there are many reasons for this: Dr*gs. Alcohol. Bad friends. Too much fame too early in his life. Too much money. Not enough people willing to say “No” to him. Too many girls who are willing to have unprotected sex with him.

One of the women with whom he has been having sex is a pretty young dancer who used to work at a very popular L.A. hotspot. He caught her act several times and soon asked her to join his tour.

She wasn’t just a dancer on his payroll. She was also his sexual partner in between his trysts with other girls. Yes, there are always lot of girls. Our guy has a voracious sexual appetite.

Very recently (within the past few weeks), our dancer discovered that she was pregnant by the singer. Oops.

His management team told her exactly what they expected from her. Baby? No! She would get an ab*rtion, and in return, she would get a lump sum of cash and she would get to keep her  job.

She initially refused the offer. The management doubled their efforts. They told her that if she didn’t get an ab*rtion, that she would be fired from the tour and that they would make sure that she never worked professionally again (No, we don’t know exactly how they were going to ensure that happened).

This is a young girl with no money, no higher education, and no job skills except dancing. She was up against a rich and powerful celebrity and his rich and influential management team. She took the deal. She had the ab*rtion just a few weeks ago… and went right back out on tour with him as one of his dancers.

Spin's guess:  Justin Bieber

October 29, 2013

Soon.

September 2013

still taking my time, folks