Spin Sycle for Friday, March 9 2012

Syclers!!  Are you ready for the time change this weekend? I'm not!!!

PAY MY BILLS FOR ME BITCH!!

Enjoy Neon Hitch's latest "Fuck You Betta"



Here's a promo pic for The Lone Ranger where Johnny Depp is playing Tonto


Stacy Keibler to be gone in 3....2...

Eva Longoria is single again

Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant again?

Oscar Blind Item!
[StarMagazine] Which Hollywood couple of nearly 10 years are headed for Splitsville? Hint: He arrived at the Oscars alone, while she stayed home with their two kids.


See you over the weekend!

The Spin Sycle for April 8 2011

Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers!  That is the furthest thing from the truth!  I have been really tired.  Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering:  As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older.  To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.

Lights
Mariska Hargitay becomes a mommy

Tina Fey to become a mommy again

Charle Sheen wants to give his torpedo of truth to Mila Kunis

Eva Longoria bit by the baby bug

Darks
The Judds are all about really bad memories now

Kate Gosselin surprised by lawsuit

Britney Spears has no control over her life?  Is this news?

Needs Bleach
Your dream has come true, there is such a thing as 3D porn

Now a word from Hipster Kitty:


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Hey Syclers! It's January 5 2010!

Get ready for the latest edition of $citards on Ice!  No really, a new book about the inner workings of $cientology is due out, you'll want to get a copy.  Just be sure to pay cash.

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally.  While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.


Autism/vaccinations study deemed a fake.....suck it Jenny McCarthy


Does Eva Longoria have a new man?

Spin Sycle for November 30 2010

You forgive me for having a cold, don't you Syclers? I'm all nose. Here's what's up:

Kardashian card cancelled. It was a rip off. Surprised?

Tony Parker lost his lawyer

An Aquaman movie?  Really?  REALLY?

The Spin Sycle for November 17 2010

Ok Syclers!

So Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are really getting divorced.  Publicists are asses.  Honestly, who thought they would last, anyway?

Avril Lavigne is on the divorce bandwagon

Dina Lohan is still an attention whoring bitch

Spin Sycle for November 16 2010

Let's get to it Syclers!

Tony Parker, Eva Longoria splitting up?

A Prince proposes to a commoner

John Travolta and Kelly Preston get ready for the new son who will rip his way out of his mother

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Wut?

I'm gonna go slit my wrists now or something, like maybe Evil Longwhoria's neck. From digital spy:

Eva Longoria: "I just got fat"

Eva Longoria has claimed that rumours that she is pregnant only started because she recently got "fat".

The Desperate Housewives actress made the remarks following fresh reports that she is expecting her first child with husband Tony Parker.

Longoria was spotted turning down raw fish sushi and alcohol during a recent night out.

She said: "I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I'm a size one."

Longoria and Parker have both previously stated that they are looking forward to starting a family.