I just came twice

Washington (ANI): Robert Downey Jr has reportedly been roped in to play Playboy boss Hugh Hefner in a big-screen biopic. After impressing the legendary porn mogul with his 'Iron Man' act, the star's name has been suggested for playing Hefner in the film, aptly titled 'Playboy'. The philandering Playboy boss liked the former hellraiser's portrayal of wealthy playboy Tony Stark in 'Iron Man', so much so that he just wants Downey Jr to play himself on celluloid.

Reports from Illinois newspaper the Chicago Sun-Times, have suggested that Hefner wants the Golden Globe-winner to start shooting the movie in summer 2009. In fact, the 43-year-old star is also keen to, if in case the script fits the bill, reports Contactmusic. Apollo 13 filmmaker Brian Grazer has reportedly been roped in as the film's producer.

O Rly?

I don't doubt that the split is coming.....but this seems odd:

Oh, the drama! Whilst a gossip blog of questionable repute allegedly has airtight evidence that maverick filmmaker Madonna has hired Paul MacCartney’s divorce attorney to sever her ties to Guy Ritchie, at the same time rumors are spreading that the soon-to-be 50 pop star is reteaming with director Alex Keshishian to make a follow-up to his 1991 tour doc Truth or Dare (known overseas as In Bed With Madonna).


Source & more info: http://blog.spout.com/2008/06/10/madonna-divorcing-making-sequel-to-truth-or-dare/

*"She lives to be on camera" LOL, Truth or Dare*

EZ Blind item!

you know this one from Lainey yesterday:

Post Partum Flirtation

Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.

Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.

She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.

Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?

From ONTD....

"Maybe there's a reason behind Christina Aguilera's constant partying lately. Apparently there's trouble in paradise between her and husband Jordan Bratman. These two are such an odd coupling but they seem to work so this surprises us.

Word is Xtina has been shamelessly flirting with another man who was a former associate of her husband. Jordan has retaliated by firing the dude and telling him to stay the f**k away from her. But the smarty pants that this guy is, he saved the email and is threatening to sell it to a tabloid. Scandalous!"

*Is this one of those things where after a woman has a baby she feels (not that it's necessarily true but she feels this way) like she's no longer attractive and questions her babeness to the point that she oversteps her bounds? She'll flirt with anyone who gives a half a glance, just to try to find her groove again? Just curious*

Tori Spelling pops a girl!

Wasn't she pregs for forever? anyhow, since they all seem to be popping at once this week:

It’s a girl for Tori Spelling!

The former 90210 star gave birth to a daughter on Monday, June 9.
Stella Doreen McDermott arrived at 3:13 p.m. PT and weighed 6 lbs 8 oz.

Tori's rep tells OK!, "She's here! She's a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably."

Stella, whose middle name Doreen is after Dean's late mother, is the second child for Tori and her husband, Dean McDermott. The pair, whose Oxygen reality show Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood launches its third season on June 17, are already parents to Liam, 1.

Although having two children under the age of 2 will be a challenge, Tori and Dean do believe parenthood will be easier the second time around.

"You're a little more laid-back with your second child," he told OK! last month. "You're not as anxious. You're not as frightened. They trip and fall, and you're a little more laid-back about it and realize they don't break."

As for his wife, the 35-year-old actress was definitely looking forward to seeing their little girl.

"[The pregnancy's] been amazing, but I'm ready to see her," she said.



OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - OK! Exclusive

Jessica Alba Popped a Girl!

How I wish I had her $$$...not her body, I want her $$$. And supposedly they are naming the girl "Honor"....WTF...From OK!

Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl.

She was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Alba's father was overheard saying "she's beautiful." Warren -- in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap -- was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday.

Her rep had no comment.

Alba, 26, and Warren, 28, announced they were expecting last December. (See more surprise pregnancies here.)

During her pregnancy, Alba admitted, "anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying. That’s not something I’m used to.”

Her one fear about mommyhood: Breastfeeding.

She told Extra she had a dream, and "it had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”

She and Warren got engaged after announcing their baby news.

They quietly wed in the Beverly Hills courthouse's ceremony room on May 19.

They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.

"It's a lot of stress to buy a house, have a baby and get married in six months," she recently told USA Weekend. "It's a lot of life-changing decisions. I'm really, really secure and happy in my relationship."

Did the bitch think it was going to be easy?

Did no one explain to Asslee about the changes a woman's body goes through with pregnancy? LOL@ her Spongebob comment! From ONTD:



A pregnant Ashlee Simpson isn’t beaming with pride over her changing baby body. Ashlee recently confessed her fears about her expanding waistline and changing figure in a tearful phone call to her mom Tina, Life & Style spies say.

“Ashlee called me in tears the other day,” Tina reportedly told Ashlee’s big sister Jessica while mom and daughter were on a Memorial Day trip to Nashville last weekend. “She said, ‘Oh my gosh, Mom, did you see those pictures of me on the beach? My stomach looks like a rectangle. I look like Spongebob SquarePants!’”

According to the tab, Tina tried reassuring her youngest daughter that she is still very beautiful, but to no avail:

“I told Ashlee, ‘Aww, honey, no, you’re beautiful-you’re pregnant ...’ She said, ‘but I look so fat!’”

*Cue the 'she should kept her legs together/then just get an abortion/she only did it for attention' comments in 3, 2, 1...*

Well yeah, he's trying to escape!!

And good for him....that will make him grow up pretty quickly and maybe he'll see how stupid Jamie Lynn is & ditch her dumb ass.



Apparently Jamie Lynn Spears’ fiancé Casey Aldridge doesn’t want her to be the only one who brings home the bacon. Aldridge plans to contribute some pork of his own earning, by joining the National Guard. Right now the 19-year-old works as a day laborer. Probably not the kind of guy Jamie Lynn’s parents had in mind for her. But it appears Aldridge isn’t content to live off of Jamie Lynn, despite all the speculation to the contrary. So he’s decided to join up, even though one third of Mississippi’s National Guard gets deployed to Iraq.

Casey Aldridge wants to be all that he can be - by joining the Army National Guard after Jamie Lynn Spears delivers their baby, sources say. The strapping 19-year-old day laborer has met with an Army recruiter several times, but he’s terrified to tell his 17-year-old fiancée, insiders tell the Enquirer.
“Casey wants to enlist in the National Guard after the baby is born. But he’s kept his plans secret from Jamie Lynn - and there’s no doubt she’s going to blow sky-high when she finds out,” a close source said.
“Joining the military has been a dream of Casey’s since long before Jamie Lynn came into the picture.” With “Zoey 101″ star Jamie Lynn’s acting career up in the air, Casey thinks the National Guard is a good career choice, according to insiders.
“Joining the National Guard appeals to Casey’s sense of adventure and patriotism,” said the close source.

[From the National Enquirer, June 16, 2008 print ed.]
A couple of thoughts here. First, if you’re terrified of telling your fiancée, you’re probably not ready to get married. And if you’re terrified of a 17-year-old girl, you’re probably not going to make the greatest soldier. Lastly, if you’re terrified to tell aforementioned 17-year-old pregnant fiancée because she’s “going to blow sky-high,” waiting until she finds out from the National Enquirer is a great way to get yourself locked out of the house and all your clothes set on fire. At least that’s the route I’d be going.

Jaime Lynn has managed to stay away from the cameras lately – header photo is an older picture of Jamie Lynn and Casey pre-pregnancy.

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I love this commercial!!! Ah, college....good times, good times! If only it could last forever!

Paris Hilton pregnant?

PLEASE SAY NO!!! I was hoping with all the diseases she's accumulated that she'd be sterile by now. Then this pic pops up:



Is it a huge fart forming or true evil brewing?

However, as Lainey points out: Ebola’s rep has denied that it’s expecting although it has certainly been a happy day so far for the virus since she made headlines for the first time in a month, welcome sustenance just in time to feed a voracious appetite for attention.

Having said that… it’s only a matter of time. Word is she’s doing everything she can to make it happen. Because of course she wants to pitch a reality show chronicling her pregnancy, aware now that she’s tapped out all other famewhore avenues previously available to her.

But then there's this pic, so it may have just been the angle:


I'm not sure.....but I almost want to put a bullet in my brain if Pari$ite is pregs, we don't stand a chance!

Brad Pitt in Houston?

In my neck of the woods? I know he's been shooting a movie in Austin....I have sent out the word, if he is, I'll get pics for you!

from Lainey:

There were reports earlier this week that he’d been sighted in Houston. Several LaineyGossip.com readers have written to say that he was still in Houston as of yesterday, with Sean Penn, friendly with fans, and at one point joking around on a smoke break.

So if he’s confident enough to travel, it would mean Angelina’s due date is far enough away… right? But far enough away to make it 8/8/8?

RoHo or SamHan?

Which names sounds better for the couple that is Sam & Blohan?


somehow I imagine the two of them having sex is something like this:

Yeah, but what is up with her dress?

I mean, the whole getting drunk thing and then apologizing publicly for it...TACKY! But that dress takes away from whatever it was the Lily Allen was writing....whut? is that a bunch of cats throwing up blood? From ONTD:

Last time i wrote here , I was defending my honor and dignity , explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing. This time i'm putting my hands up , i got very drunk last night , too drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk , i feel awful and I have to thank my little brother alf for getting me home safely.
Kids , drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this , not pretty ! Was quite fun though , from what i can remember. need fry up now .

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The Church raided!

the St. James strip club here in Houston, (known by some as the Church) got raided! Frankly, I'm surprised that any strip clubs here in Houston get raided, it's huge business for the city. Seriosuly, there are a lot of businessmen, local and international, who frequent the spots and spend a loooooot of money at these places. Usually the local cops just turn their heads, since they are pretty corrupt as well. I wonder what the owner did to piss the cops off! Did he forget their payoff?

from the smoking gun:

Sheriff's sting operation nets 18 arrests at Texas gentlemen's club

JUNE 2--Proving again that it's legally perilous to work at a Texas gentlemen's club, police last Thursday arrested 18 employees of a Houston strip joint on a variety of charges, including prostitution and violating the city's strict regulations governing sexually oriented business. The May 29 raid at St. James Cabaret was carried out by Harris County Sheriff's Office vice officers following a weeklong undercover operation. On the following pages you'll find mug shots of 15 of the women caught up in the law enforcement sweep, which was triggered by citizen complaints about operations at the club. This is at least the fourth time in the last 18 months that a Houston strip club has been raided. Previous cases, which are detailed here, here, here, and here, netted 32 arrests. In most instances, dancers were busted for improper contact with customers, a violation of the "three-foot rule" governing how close a dancer can get to a customer. (15 pages)

No, just no, no, NO!!

I love good anime and I am a fan of Death Note but for the love of shrimp, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A LIVE ACTION MOVIE!!! I do not like live action movies of anime, it ruins everything!!! I thought this was resolved when the world gave a resounding "HELL NO" to a Cowboy BeBop live action movie!!! Also, I have heard on the net that three Death Note movies are possible. From ONTD:

Another American remake of an Asian franchise
Vertigo Scribbling Death Note Remake

Within Universal's production notes for The Strangers it has been revealed - under producer Doug Davison's bio - writers Vlas and Charles Parlapanides are penning an American remake of Death Note for Vertigo Films. The brothers are currently overseeing the development of CW's upcoming television series Undercover, directed by John Stockwell (Turistas).

Death Note, Shusuke Kaneko's adaptation of the popular manga, has become a cult hit and spawned a sequel Death Note: The Last Name. The story concerns a student, Light Yagami, who discovers a notebook that gives him the ability to jot someone's name down within its pages and kill someone.

Vertigo, in addition to producing Strangers, is also at work on a remake of Anguish.

*what do you think? Zac Effron as Light? Srsly, could Zac pull off being a moody and dark genius, like Light is supposed to be?*



Here's the trailer for the first Japanese movie:

Blind Items!

Cuz i know u love them!

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01
That marriage didn't last long. You know the B+ list actress on the hit network drama who got married and said it would last forever. Heck, the fake marriage from the same show is going to last longer than this real one. How long do you have to stay married in order not to return wedding gifts?

TED CASABLANCA 05/01
One Girlie, Gonzo Blind Vice: As I’m off to get hitched, thought it would be terribly appropriate to give you a little salacious het-on-het action. I mean, why not, more straights than fruits get married, right? Oh, but could that just be because it’s only legal for you guys? Never mind. This isn’t a political soap bitch; it’s a Blind Vice, and as intent as I was to bring on the hetero horniness, Vadge Fly-Trap interfered. Or at least her gal-hungry paws did. Vadge, really, is just as ballsy as most of the guys she’s simply clobbered in the Biz. More so, I’d say. She’s sorta like that Spitzer dude in fact—so obviously gunnin’ for the girls, while (stupidly) thinking nobody’ll notice. Hardly! While Ms. VFT rakes in the major dough for her TV and movie appearances, much of the world may indeed have fallen in love with her, but I’m tellin’ ya, those worshippers certainly don’t include some rich-ass Bev Hills babes. "She was sitting next to me, and her hand kept brushing up against my leg!" revealed one 30ish, single, Chanel-suited gal (who doesn’t like gals, at least, not in that way), regarding a luncheon party she attended with Ms. Fly-Trap. "She was actually squeezing my thigh at one point," continued the guy-lovin’ lady, "and I, very directly, just had to ask her to stop it." How very polite. What’s the matter with a good ol’ bitch-slap to the overly painted puss, huh? I mean, if a guy had done that to some broad who didn’t want it, it’s safe to assume his pucker would be sucker-punched, essentially. Oh, completely forgot. People dare not cross Vadge Fly-Trap, that’s why. She is, in T-town, what Tom Cruise used to be: megapowered and poop-proof. But not for very much longer. AND IT AIN’T: Paris Hilton; Scarlett Johansson; Martha Stewart

POPBITCH 05/08
Which two LA-based superstars have started jogging together. Beverly Hills neighbours are enjoying gossiping about what they do to warm down.

Um, what?

are they trying to show a united front or something? Like, 'we really do get along for reals' ? I can't really tell who is who in this vid...can anybody else?

from TMZ:

Posted Jun 2nd 2008 5:00PM by TMZ Staff

Little boys like big toys, so Tom Cruise took his P-51 Mustang on a Scientolo-test drive with Steven Spielberg and Ben Stiller.

click here to watch

Tatum O'Neal is just another sad story

from
TMZ and Xonline:

Tatum O'Neal was just arraigned in Manhattan Criminal Court for her crack and coke bust last night -- she's facing one misdemeanor charge of criminal possession of a controlled substance.

O'Neal was released on her own recognizance and she's due back in court on July 28.

Our spies say she looked a total mess in court, wearing a gray T-shirt -- and her purple bra strap was showing. She was "clearly distressed" and even had court officers blocking the view of onlookers.

As you've probably heard, the actress/daughter of Ryan O'Neal/ex-wife of John MacEnroe was busted for buying cocaine and crack last night near her Lower East Side apartment!

And here was the excuse she gave the cops, according to the New York Post:

"You know who I am, right?" Then she said, "I'm researching a part - I'm doing this for a part as a junkie. Can't we just forget about this?" !!!!

Personal Update!

maybe you're sick of these, but here's another one!

I am doing a lot better, my abdomen swelling has gone down greatly and it feels more normal. I have lost (I figure from tissue loss and fluid that I am finally getting out) now about 8 pounds in the last week. I still have an appetite, but it is no longer the ravenous, angry hunger that I was experiencing. I like that a lot better, I was tired of being dominated by my appetite!

I just still get very tired very quickly and have to lie down for a bit each day. I wish I could do more, I'm not allowed by my doctor to drive yet so I am still pretty house-bound. Maybe I should find a work from home job! ^_^

Anyhow, I am better, I feel better, just very tired still. Can't wait to be able to pick the weights back up and have a martini!

Siouxsie Sioux is 50 and HAWT

She could teach Madge a few things....Lady doesn't age

Update! They are, they aren't. they have, they havn't....

I guess the twins have not burst forth into the world yet, from Lainey:

Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly.

These two immortals are creating a frenzy and they haven’t even arrived yet. This is why they are the Chosen Ones – the world awaiting their birth with more anticipation than a cure for Ebola.

On a more intriguing note… if Angie is indeed still pregnant, it would be that Entertainment Tonight got it WRONG. Star Magazine getting it wrong is one thing. In Touch and Life & Style f&cking up is pedestrian.

But ET getting it wrong?

Monumentally embarrassing, non?

Oh I do love how the Pitts own the spotlight. And they love it too!

As for whether or not People is on top of it… word is, they’re opening up their coffers for the first photos which would suggest that the Pitt publicists would be more inclined to speak to them before anyone else.

The Second Coming has arrived!

The twins arrived! From ONTD:

The Insider" breaks news that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins! Details coming soon!

Source

I'll update when new information is released. If anyone else finds something, feel free to leave a comment and I'll edit the entry.

--

eta:

"In a statement to OK!, Entertainment Tonight claims to have confirmed reports of the birth of the Jolie-Pitt twins with a source close to the quickly expanding family.

According to the rumors from this morning, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. No further details have been provided."

Source

Thanks rescueme_fromme.

--

eta:

UPDATE FROM ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT:

ET breaks news that ANGELINA JOLIE has had her twins!

A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. "Babies are great and so is mom," we're told.

ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) MARCHELINE (after Angie's mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad's mom) JOLIE-PITT.

The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2.

Keep checking back here for more on this breaking story...

Source

and from popsugar:

ET has confirmed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their twins into the world on Sunday night, May 25th. Angelina supposedly gave birth in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. We're also hearing buzz that the twins were both girls named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. It's earlier than we expected to hear but ET says, "Babies are great and so is mom." More good news — Angie has apparently made amends with her dad, Jon Voight, and they're back on speaking terms. Congrats to the happy family, and we definitely can't wait to see the brand new party of eight (if they really are here already - stay tuned for more)!

Oh No!!!

Harvey Korman has died. I loved him, he was sooo funny! RIP.


Harvey Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to "The Carol Burnett Show" and was seen to hilarious effect on the big screen in "Blazing Saddles," died Thursday. He was 81.

Korman died at UCLA Medical Center after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago, his family said in a statement released by the hospital.

A natural second banana, Korman gained attention on "The Danny Kaye Show," appearing in skits with the star. He joined the show in its second season in 1964 and continued until it was canceled in 1967. That same year he became a cast member in the first season of "The Carol Burnett Show."

*courtesy of ONTD*

Gayken to be a daddy??!!!?

from TMZ:

TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.

We're told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. We're told she's in her late 40's, though we could not confirm her exact age. Aiken is 29.

We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child.

No immediate word from Aiken's rep.

*the little bitch actually reproduced? but without touching ladybits with a chick who has a guy name. Gay.*

Shirley Manson appearing on your TV!

The Hollywood Reporter says that Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson has landed a regular role next season on Fox's "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles."

On "Sarah Connor," produced by Warner Bros. TV, Scottish musician Manson will play Catherine Weaver, the CEO of a cutting-edge high-tech company.

The sci-fi series, an offshoot from the "Terminator" feature franchise, is returning for a second season in the fall after launching in midseason as the highest-rated new scripted series of the 2007-08 season.

It stars Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as her son John Connor and Summer Glau as terminator Cameron Phillips.

We Already Knew, Genius!!!!

from msn.com:

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz say they are expecting a baby.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child," read a statement Wednesday on Wentz's blog. "This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Simpson, 23, and Fall Out Boy bassist Wentz, 28, exchanged vows earlier this month at Simpson's parents' Los Angeles-area home. Sister Jessica was the maid of honor.

The couple began dating in fall 2006 and announced their engagement April 9.

*so it really was a shotgun wedding!*

Um, what?

In Touch Weekly is claiming that George Clooney and Sarah Larson have called it quits!

According to a friend of Sarah's, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings. "George is relieved to be single again," says an insider. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her."

As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. "The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.”

So...

Surgery really takes a lot out of a person! I am so tired today. I expect I'll spend most of the day dozing to HGTV reruns unless I find a movie I want to snooze to. My abdomen is still pretty swollen. I tried too hard to move around and do a lot yesterday and today I am beat. Sorry. But at least there's nothing (knock on wood) terribly wild going on right now.....Vicodin is my friend.

but a few tidbits:

Just how much can a gold-digging wife take? Kobe Bryant has allegedly participated in yet another scandalous affair and was stepping out on his wife Vanessa with another Vanessa, no relation.

Vanessa Curry was a Laker girl but recently "quit" the squad to pursue some "hosting" opportunities. Rumor has it the suits wanted to get rid of her because the affair was a major distraction and the Lakers are close to getting coach Phil Jackson the all-time record for rings this season.

***

Buzz up!Internet supermodel Cindy Margolis and her husband Guy Starkman have called it quits after 9 years of marriage, she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

"The end of any marriage is very sad, however, I feel blessed that Guy and I remain very close, we are truly the best of friends and the most devoted parents," she tells Us.

Margolis, 42, and Starkman, an L.A. businessman and entrepreneur, are parents to Nicolas, 5 and 2-year-old twin girls Sabrina and Sierra.

***

Reese Witherspoon has reportedly refused to move in with her partner Jake Gyllenhaal.

The actress will not live with Gyllenhaal until they are married, according to Now magazine.

Witherspoon is apparently a believer in strong family values and doesn't want her children, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4, to change home unless she is wed.

Is that her dick hanging out?

Mel B in a bikini

Horse Lips says what?

What not-so-innocent tween superstar was smoking out (yes, the 420) with her half- brother, backstage before the Z100 Zootopia concert this past weekend???

*I'm not crediting where this came from!*

Since it's legal in Cali now...

If this shit is true, this will be the greatest celebrity wedding of all time! The Daily Star reports that Lezzy Lohan has been telling friends she will marry Samantha Ronson. Just for the record, Lohan's bitches have denied she's bumping coochie lips with Ronson.

Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger this past weekend in Cannes sparking rumors that she's engaged. Lohan reportedly said she's planning a partnership ceremony at Dollywood in July. Yes, Dolly Parton's theme park.

*courtesy of dlisted*

yeah, but Blohan runs her mouth all the time, so who knows?

and:

Michael Lohan isn't playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay's close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson.

Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false."

His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."

Michael — who volunteers for a Christian-based rehab organization — couldn't help but take a swipe at his ex Dina (who just debuted her new E! reality show).

"Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't," Michael says. "I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids.

Update!

The surgery went well, my doctor and the hospital staff took good care of me! The doctor said he not only took out the two fibroids but also removed the endometriosis he found. I was released around noon on sunday and I am currently relaxing comfortably at home because as I told my dealer, I'm too mean to stay down long. Vicodin is a wonderful thing for the healing process, btw. Anyhow, I am feeling better, i just get tired quickly, because surgery does take a lot out of a person. I do expect to get back to snarking mercilessly quite soon.

Yay for Memorial Day Weekend!

And for my surgery tomorrow, I give you the Ramones, I wanna be sedated. Enjoy, see you when i get back from the hospital!

Jodie Foster cheated?

Jodie Foster cheated on her lesbian partner of 14 years with a younger, prettier woman who is now her new girlfriend!

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that the Oscar winner’s new love is brunette Cindy Mort, a producer and screenwriter she met on the set of her 2007 film The Brave One.

The 47-year-old star’s new squeeze is the former partner of thirtysomething actress Melanie Mahron -- with whom she has two children!

Meanwhile, 55-year-old Cydney Bernard is still living with Jodie but their romance is over, say sources.

No Way!!!

Britney Spears dropped a bombshell on ex-hubby Kevin Federline, calling him to announce she was pregnant — with his baby, NW reports!


Britney tells Kevin Federline: 'I'm pregnant ... and it's yours!'

Although it's only been a few months since Britney Spears and her former hubby secretly reconciled, the singer shocked the wannabe rapper when she excitedly confessed she's expecting a sibling for their sons Sean, two, and Jayden, 20 months.

"Brit's desperate for a baby girl and she always wanted Kevin to be the daddy," says a friend.

"She wants her daughter to have the same father as her sons and for them all to be one happy family.

Already?

No! You don't say! Who had the call on this?



Well what do we have here? Extremely reliable sources close to Mr. Raymond himself have confirmed to TheYBF.com that Usher has indeed filed for separation from his wife of only 9 months Tameka Raymond. I’m told he actually filed three weeks ago. And Usher is torn on whether he will be making an official announcement or not as he wants to save face and just let it “leak”. How convenient that his album releases in exactly 6 days, his second video hit the net today, and his album leaked yesterday. We’ve been here before with the pre-album release publicity stunts (remember the Chilli breakup right before Confessions?). So I’m really not surprised.

But it is interesting that Mrs. Raymond was just on set with Usher for his MTV snippet tapings on Sunday. At the very beginning of their relationship almost a year ago, sources were screaming left and right that this whole relationship was a sham and Tameka was strictly a pawn. And their relationship was all for publicity for his soon to be released album. And clearly this may not have been as far fetched as people thought.

At this time, it’s unclear as to what reason–if any–Ursh is going to give for their separation. But I have two guesses…both of which fit the classic Usher-pre-album-release-publicity stunts he has pulled before with previous album releases. Either the beef between the Mrs. and Mama Ursh is too much for Usher to handle, or he found out baby Usher V is not his. Regardless, Urshmeka is chillin’ on Splitsville Lane right now and time will only tell how this is all about to play out.

TheYBF

*Points & Laughs*

from Celebslam:

Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail

According to Nick Hogan’s friends, he is not doing well in jail. Earlier this month, Nick started serving an 8 month sentence at the Pinellas County Jail in Florida for a street-racing crash that left his friend John Graziano permanently disabled. Hogan’s friend told the New York Post:

“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is
until now.” (Source)

In Nick’s defense, it is difficult to “form a sentence” when your cellmate’s given you lock-jaw. Burn!

Cash Warren sompletes his evil plot....

Jessica Alba tied the knot! People Magazine is reporting that Jessica's rep has CONFIRMED the wedding. It was a quiet ceremony on Monday. The couple is expecting their first child this summer.

from INO

Well kids....

Surgery is Friday at 2:30 central! Relief is on the way!

So....

Asslee and Pete got hitched. Anybody wanna start a pool for how long it will last? I'll take 18 months cuz I'm generous. And OF COURSE she's pregnant! Who isn't these days?
from OK! magazine:

In a sunset ceremony at the home of her parents, pop star Ashlee Simpson, the little sister of Jessica Simpson, walked down the aisle with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz.

Around noon on Saturday, the groom arrived via limo at the Encinco, Calif., home of Ashlee's dad Joe Simpson, who also officiated over the non-denominational ceremony under white tents.

Big sis Jess, who arrived with on-off beau Tony Romo before noon in the Employee of the Month star's Range Rover, was maid of honor. According to reports, Pete's bulldog Hemingway served as ring-bearer.

Also in attendance were Nicole Richie and her rocker babydaddy Joel Madden. Wearing jeans to the event were the other members of Fall Out Boy. Scrubs star Donald Faison along with girlfriend, Jess' former assistant CaCee Cobb, were there for the blessed event.

Sources inside the wedding say the bridesmaids wore Vera Wang gowns, while Ashlee wore an ivory gown by Monique Lhuillier.

The event was catered by celeb chef Wolfgang Puck, whose staff began to arrive on the scene around 3pm PT.

Around 5:30pm PT, the approximately 150 guests enjoyed a cocktail pre-wedding party. And shortly before 10pm, shuttle buses began to leave the Simpson house for those guests unable to party through the night.

One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception. Weeks ago, OK! was the first to report that the couple were expecting a baby — a story that both Ashlee and Pete danced around on talk shows and in interviews.

*WTF is Nicole wearing? I'm not sure if I love it or hate it.....I know there was supposed to be a "fantasy" theme to the wedding so they wanted guests to wear dark clothes but who knew it was Renfest?*

Also, from People the ass-kissing magazine:

The pop-star little sis of Jessica Simpson and the Fall Out Boy bassist tied the knot Saturday night at her parents' Los Angeles-area home with an "Alice in Wonderland" theme, according to People magazine.
Simpson, 23, and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows at the property in Encino, a bedroom community in the San Fernando Valley. Joe Simpson, her father, performed the non-denominational ceremony and sister Jessica was the maid of honor, the magazine said.
People also reported Saturday that the couple is expecting a child together, which both Simpson and Wentz have long denied.

*Does that mean that Pete dressed as the white rabbit?*

Blind Item time!!!

from Lainey:

Photo Negotiation

She says she is free and fabulous, embarking on a new chapter in her life, and recently went in for a little touch-me-up in the chest area. Some changes leave things super saggy and the sagging never stops. Which is why she opens up the scar between her tits once a year – a scar that is visible in person but oddly enough, never in photographs.

What she does, you see, is she barters with the paps. She wheels and deals and offers to give it up for them if they go home and click away her breast scabs. So they shake on it and she does something outrageous to guarantee they sell her pictures with what looks like baby’s skin on her chest, and everybody’s happy.

Protecting oneself against bad pictures is one thing…but what about arranging bad pictures for your enemy? There’s another celebrity who not only works with the paps to pimp out herself, she also works with them to make sure those she detests are not only photographed badly but also touched DOWN to look especially horrid. She’ll either give up exclusive tips or exclusive shots on herself in exchange for a photographic smear job on those she hates. Like doctoring images to reveal unflattering body parts, receding hairlines, pimples, and especially fat.

The paparazzi aren’t the real scum…

*Spin wants to guess Pam Anderson for the first and Pari$ite for the second*

......

Well, the past two days have been total hell with the period from hell. I have been to the doctor's office and it's official, I have a big ass fibroid that is the cause of all my misery and I'm going to have to have surgery to have it removed. Yay. I wish I could muster more enthusiasm, but I am so wiped after bleeding for a week now, heavily, and having to endure pain that makes me wish for a bullet to my head.

I have to encourage anyone who has weight gain that can't really be explained and won't come off, has incredibly painful periods to the point of throwing up and messes up life, please go see a doctor, somebody who specializes not just in gynocology but in disorders and demand what is called here in Texas, a "well woman exam." You might have fibroids or even polycystic ovarian syndrome. Don't let your life be made unlivable. Get checked on the inside, get an ultrasound or even a SIS. Take care of yourself!!!

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No, Brit! Not with the SugarTits man!

I swear he's trying to take advantage by converting her to his craziness or something. Mel is UP. TO. NO. GOOD. Don't fall for it Brit! Find your strength and believe in yourself! you don't need crazy mad Mel!!

from INO:

Talk about an odd pairing! Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are said to be jetting off to Costa Rica together as we speak! They left on a private plane, along with Britney's dad Jamie, this morning. Mel has a home in Costa Rica where they will all be staying.

It seems so random, but since Britney and Mel are neighbors in Malibu, maybe they have gotten to know each other over the years. Either way, it's probably good for Britney to get away for a little bit, although her kids aren't able to go along since she needs a special permit to take them out of the country.

And don't come back!

from INO:

Mischa Barton has packed up and moved to Paris! When asked what she was doing at Cannes, she said that she has always wanted to live in France and decided to finally do so. People Magazine reports:

"I'm living in Paris right now so I thought I would come down for a few days," the British-born actress told PEOPLE at the Chopard and Alberta Ferretti Opening Gala on Wednesday night. (She has two movies at the festival, including You and I.)

So why Paris? "No reason," the 22-year-old said, shrugging her shoulders, "I've just always wanted to move there. I'm enjoying some time off."

How amazing is that!!

*she moved cuz she's going broke and nobody in the States gives a rat's ass about her cellulite-stained self!*

Blohan N Sam cuddlin it up in Paris

Source JJ's Dirt

and from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Does Lindsay Lohan know that her father Michael Lohan has been actively asking people around Hollywood if anyone knows who is supplying his daughter with drugs? Apparently Michael is convinced that Lindsay has resumed indulging in cocaine and more, and HE wants to root out the supplier. Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose.

Blind Item!

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which hot US musician is kidding no-one with his string of showmances? Everyone in the business knows he'd rather a hunk to a gorgeous leading lady...

in what i am sure is unrelated irony, from defamer.com:

Whatever’s going on between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer has thus far had all the standard Summer Fling ingredients: making out in pools, sunset dinners, word that psychopathic ex-girlfriends are drowning in tears and booze, and so on. But last night, the cougar and cad took their lovey dovey tour to New York, doing the double date thing at celebrity haunts and hiding out in cloudy cigar bars, leading onlookers to believe the new Demi and Ashton are having more than just fun in the sun. However, reports that John is “bored” already, combined with Jennifer’s alleged “clingy” and starstruck groupie behavior at one of his gigs have us worried that Aniston will be yet another tear-soaked ex on the crooner’s widdled down bed post.

also case in point from pretty boring:

Jess, Jess, Such A Mess: Tony Sends The Pillow Biter Home, She Decides To Binge-Drink Instead

Submitted by Lisa Voglesonger on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 07:25.

I'd like a small burger and a large drink, please

Did Jessica Simpson walk under a lot of ladders when she was a kid? Maybe break a thousand mirrors? That girl can't catch a break to save her life. I think it might have something to do with her stunning lack of intellect: she's about as sharp as a bowl of hair.

She's also kind of f***ed up in the head. While Jess has been calling Tony her "future husband", apparently she's been holding a torch for John Mayer, who so unceremoniously dumped her last year. Huh?!? That's what I said! When news broke of John's new fling with Maniston, Jess was said to be inconsolable, as if John dumped her just yesterday and Tony didn't exist. Tony didn't like that, and promptly retaliated by dumping her and hitting the clubs with his teammates, where he was photographed getting a round of tonsil hockey in with a hot, curvy blond that wasn't Jess. Not to be undone, Jess went out drinking with her buddy Cacee Cobb. The two got so hammered that Cacee vomited under the table and Jess had to call her mother for a ride home. At least she had the sense not to drink and drive.

GolfKill?

It might be that all the GMD did was kill golf for both father and daughter. from handbag gossip:

Tom Cruise has bought wife Katie Holmes membership to an exclusive golf club to impress her dad sources claim.

Tom Cruise has reportedly spent £75,000 on wife Katie Holmes to impress her golf mad dad Showbiz Spy reports. Sources say Tom bought Katie membership at Los Angeles' Bel-Air Country Club so they can all play with her father, Martin Holmes. “Katie’s father is not crazy about Tom, but Tom is really determined to win him over," a source said. "Mr. Holmes golfs a lot, and now Katie is learning to play. Tom is a member at Bel-Air, and he’s in the process of adding Katie to his membership so Katie can take her dad to play with her.”

Ummmm...whut?

Madonna’s backstage antics at this year’s Radio 1 Big Weekend threatened to overshadow her onstage performance sources claim. Her 37-mile helicopter ride from London to Maidstone was the first bone of contention. “Madonna caused her share of backstage ructions when she jetted in for her 20-minute set,” a backstage source told the Mirror. “As well as her own VIP area, she had a 70-strong entourage and three dressing rooms. Her security was so tight. She had special Kabbalah water shipped in and demanded bouquets of white roses that remained unopened. While she only ate fresh fruit, the same can’t be said of her friends. They arrived early and wolfed down free food and booze reserved for the artists.” Fratelli’s front man Jon Fratelli wasn’t impressed, “I’m not into all this - we’re all here to perform together. What happened to rock’n’roll? Why is she even here? Everything has been changed around just for her and her ridiculous entourage,” he moaned. “Those people also ate all the food, so we had to order 18 pizzas from Domino’s. Who does Madonna think she is?” Well, erm Madonna actually.

*from handbag gossip*

So She says, it didn't happen

Kate Hudson’s spokesperson has spoken out to rubbish yesterday’s rumours that the Fools Gold star was engaged to Owen Wilson. “She’s definitely not engaged,” the rep told Us Weekly. “She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring.” Rumours of the pair’s romance began in January when a ‘friend’ said the couple were “are at a good place with each other,” and Kate herself told Vogue, “Owen is such a lovely person, and I love him dearly. I wish him beautiful things - health and everything that he desires in life.”

Another blow to the Cof$!!!

Looks like some of the Scientology cash flow may have just dried up.

Yep, one of the cult, er religion's, richest members, James Packer, has decided to distance himself from the group.

The timing couldn't be better for his wife Erica, who it seems will now be able to scream and yell as loud as she wants when she goes into labor next month.


Still on the silent front, and pal Tom Cruise must be seething on the inside, after introducing his pal to Scientology way back in 2002.

Apparently, our Aussie billionaire feels he no longer "needs it."

Friends however, claim that James' growing casino empire might have had something to do with him leaving.

Scientologists believe "an obsessive gambler is a psychotic just like a drug addict or an alcoholic."

Sure.

Sounds like a reason to me. [Trash Talk, Melbourne Age, 12 May 08]

*Good for him! Maybe James and his wife can find a reasonable semblance for their family life!*

I want Kim Cattrall's Mother for my own

The mother of Sex & The City star Kim Cattrall loves her daughter’s racy role in the hit show - because she “looks fabulous” on-screen.

The star is famed for her portrayal of maneater Samantha Jones in the beloved series, and returns to the character in the upcoming big-screen extravaganza, Sex And The City: The Movie.

And the 51-year-old is comfortable showing her sexual side on-screen - and has the support of her adoring mum Shane, who thinks her daughter is an inspiration for older women everywhere.

She says, “Kim is a role model for 50-something women. Much has been made about her nudity in the film, but I think she looks fabulous.”

And proud mom Shane, 79, insists people who criticise Cattrall’s on-screen antics are just jealous of her well-preserved body.

She adds, “Anyone who knocks that is jealous. All this fuss about a bit of nudity is ridiculous.”

*ONTD*