Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, what's up?

I don't really feel sorry for Willow Smith and yet this path has been chose for her.  Girl is gonna grow up dumber than a bag of hammers.

Could Mel Gibson be the sperm donor for Jodie Foster's children?

Blind Item!
[Blind Gossip] We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.

The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.

Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.

This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.

Popular guess:

Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris martin
Beyonce
Jay-Z

Enjoy Rihanna's latest, Right Now

Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 10

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?

Lights
Bristol Palin got her own reality TV show. Gross. Will you be watching?

Mel Gibson's new movie The Beaver bombed hard at the box office.  I don't plan to see it either.


Lindsay Lohan expected to spend about 14 days in jail for necklace theft   


Darks
Whitney Houston is in rehab

Kelly Brook suffered a miscarriage.  I cannot imagine her pain.  Horrible.

Chelsea Handler can be a real bitch


Needs Bleach
Princess Catherine's sister Pippa has been offered $5 million to do porn.  Really.

WTF is Jessica Simpson wearing?  Does she dress herself in the dark after squirting her face with mace?

Enjoy Rihanna's latest release "California King Bed"......at least she doesn't sound like she's singing through her nose so much

Thursday Edition of Spin Sycle

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Cameron Diaz says marriage is dead.  ok then.

Really Mariah?  Really?  Those are the names you chose?

Spencer Pratt got his ass beat and I bet you wish you had done it


Darks
Andy Dick just can't stop dickking around

Oksana dropped her case against Mel Gibson.....maybe she ran out of $

If you didn't know, here's Britney's day to day life since the conservatorship


Needs Bleach
The White House won't release Bin Laden's death pics....BOOOOO....expect to see them pop up on Wikileaks or Rotten.  But you can see three dead guys from his compound here


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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Let's see what's on the line. Syclers!  Don't forget to donate to the Red Cross for Japan's earthquake and all the other disasters happening around the world.

Darks
Alec Baldwin needs to STFU and read some Hunter S Thompson.  He's clueless.

Charlie Sheen hires 24/7 security after a crazy asshat tries to get into his house

Mel Gibson pleads "no contest" to battery charges, will not serve time

Justin Timberlake finally makes public with his split from Jessica Biel.  Let the ZOMG BRITNEY & JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER screams start now.

Lights
Victoria Beckham finally having the girl she always wanted.  Didn't I tell you this already?

If anybody cares, Scarlett Johansson is getting banged by that dirty looking, creepy Sean Penn

Beyonce wants to troll Lady Gaga, u mad Bey?

Delicates
Here's a solved blind item for you:


SOLVED!

BlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.

Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.

SOLVED!

Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Source: BG and Everywhere

Now that Justin’s big movie role in The Social Network and the Academy Awards are over, so is Justin and Jessica’s relationship. Yes, it was all PR, people! The two of them never even liked each other, but got a lot of publicity mileage out of their four-year relationship.

Macaulay and Mila were a real couple, but they broke up in December. This happened after Justin and Mila made a movie together and started taking their love scenes off screen as well as on-screen.

Spin Sycle for March 1 2011

what's shakin Syclers!!  Here's what's on the line:

Lights
In case you missed it, like me, here are the results of the 2011 oscars.  Highlights included no real surprises, Best actor went to Colin Firth for The King's speech, Best Actress went to Natalie Portman for Black Swan, Best Animated film went to Toy Story 3, Best Director went to Tom Hooper for The King's Speech and The King's Speech took Best Picture.  The Social Network won best writing/adapted screenplay.

Here's Brad Pitt wearing the pendant that Angelina designed for him

Darks
Mel Gibson is about to be charged with domestic violence

watch the end of John Galliano's career here

Needs Bleach
I don't care if this was posted earlier, I need more bleach.  Will.I.Am and Britney Spears collaborating on a song together is either tracktastic or gross.  Not sure which.

Hand Wash
Here's Lady Gaga's latest video, Born This Way:

Spin Sycle for October 21 2010

What's up, Syclers?  See what's happening!

Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing.  That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.

So Xtina was gettin beat or not?  I'm confused

Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?

Dr. Dre's son died

Deanna Favre talks about Brett

Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$

Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead

Spin Sycle for 08/08/10

Nicolas Cage flip flops with Trespass

Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean should just hash it out in a death match already.

Mel Gibson has left the country.

Jennifer Aniston looks good as Babs

Montana Fishburne lives in a fantasy world

Spin Sycle for August 2nd, 2010

Lindsay leaves jail, goes to rehab against her wishes....meaning Dina didn't get her photo op.

"Mad Men" women don't work for their figures which is funny because even in the 1960's, women did some crazy diet and exercise stunts, just like today.

Lady Gaga is odd, knows it and relishes it.  Good for her.

Lethal Weapon 5?  Really?  

How long until Angelina begins to look elderly?

Mel Gibson Leaving the States?

Bye! don't let the door hit you on the ass!

Mel Gibson is poised to quit the US after selling his mansion near New York.

The disgraced Lethal Weapon star, who faces allegations of violence from his Russian former girlfriend, sold the mock Tudor property, known as Old Mill Farm, for £16 million – £10 million less than the asking price.

Gibson has also put his Malibu home, Lavender Hill Farm, on the market for £10 million, according to a property newsletter.

He has told friends that he will move back to Australia - where he grew up after moving from America when he was 12 - with his ex-wife Robyn, who still supports him.

A source close to the family said: ‘Oksana’s allegations have united Mel and Robyn and this move is her idea.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1295658/Mel-Gibson-leaves-States-selling-mansion-cut-price.html#ixzz0u3KaYn5U

Spin Sycle for July 14 2010

Are you ready for the stupidity that's gone on? Here we go!

Teenagers are stupid when they have babies and/or get married. SPOILER: this won't end well for Levi or Bristol.

Another Raging Mel Coke Rant was released.

CraigyFerg's wife is having a baby!

Ryan Reynolds is playing the Green Lantern,  hurt himself in the process

Penelope Cruz snuck a wedding

Mel's phone calls released!!

from gawker.com, warning NSFW, lots of profanity:

follow this link
 
Final Rinse:  *I want to blow you, Ari Emanuel*  From the Hollywood reporter:

Mel Gibson has been dropped by William Morris Endeavor Entertainment.

Earlier this week, the agency's Patrick Whitesell informed the actors' representatives that he would no longer be represented by the agency.

Gibson's longtime agent, Ed Limato, died July 3, and a funeral will take place in New York next week.

WME partner Ari Emanuel had previously expressed hostility toward Gibson after the actor made anti-Semitic remarks and made remarks implying skepticism about the Holocaust.

News of Gibson being dropped from WME came as audio of Gibson berating Oksana Grigorieva surfaced on Radar Online.

Update 7/12:  Listen to the latest release here.  Frankly, it isn't funny any more.  Mel is an abusive psychopath.

Mel Gibson needs to be beat

He fucking deserves it and he needs a fucking beating.  It doesn't matter if Oksana is a golddigger, NO ONE should be treated this way. 

Mel Gibson is caught on tape admitting that he hit the mother of his love child, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

It’s another bombshell development, following our world exclusive when we revealed that Mel was taped spewing a vile, racist rant, telling Oksana Grigorieva, "You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."

Now, RadarOnline.com is revealing even more content from the tape and this time Mel admits to hitting Oksana twice in the face while she was holding their baby daughter Lucia.

On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.

The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”

RadarOnline.com has heard the tape.

Mel’s sickening “you f**cking deserved it” admission sheds new light on the he-said, she-said battle that has been raging between Oksana and Mel for the past several weeks.

His legal team has insisted Mel did not hit Oksana and that they had only a loud argument. The disputed event apparently took place January 6 in his Malibu mansion.

But sources close to Oksana claimed she was left bloodied and bruised and had her two front teeth knocked out during the violent confrontation.

Mel Gibson has become a cliche

Are you surprised?  I'm not.  I was surprised with the "Sugartits" episode but not now.  It comes out more, how much of a racist, misogynistic asshole he is.  From Radaronline:


In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape,Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

It's a shocking and blockbuster development in the couple's bitter legal battle, and Mel's disgusting words are on audio tape. His racist, misogynist statement is one of the secrets lurking in his war with his former girlfriendOksana Grigorieva.
RadarOnline.com has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.

Drunken Mel previously shocked the world with his anti-Semetic comments when busted for DUI. Now, the new racist outburst has taken the Oscar winner to an even deeper low.

His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks.


"You're an embarrassment to me," Mel tells her at one point.

"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."


Mel's attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel's publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him.

Mel's profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a "whore" and "c**t".


In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."


The tapes do not make it clear what the couple was arguing about.

But Mel tells Oksana, "Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... f**king fake... f**king fake.

*time to retire from life, Mel.*

Spin Offs for Sunday, June 27 2010

Oksana & Mel Gibson's split is very ugly.  Color me thrilled because I knew it wouldn't last.

Beyonce and her father had a huge falling out

Kristen Stewart left school early and is glad she did

Even teh gheys love having babies, like Ne-Yo

Kindle Wireless Reading Device (6" Display, Global Wireless, Latest Generation)

Spin Offs for the weekend

Why yes, Kristen Stewart does in fact look sad.

Feeling left out of the Cheaters' Club, it seems Mel Gibson did the nasty with a porn star.

Prince is picky about who he associates with.  Frankly, I don't blame him.

Kendra is a dirty dirty whore out to sell her sex tapes.  Yes, plural.

HTMLcomics shut down.


Comedy Central to develop cartoon called "JC" where jeesus is just a guy.


Tom Cruise ridiculed by leader of the $citards prolly can't do jack about it cuz he's in the closet

Spin Offs for Cinco de Mayo

Pathetic Mel Gibson is lonely and wants his old wife back.

Bret Michaels got scared enough that he might want to marry.

Even Lady Gaga gets stage fright

Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves dating?

That's soo Seinfeld!

I want to have Aaron McGruder's babies:

Mel Gibson's Ex Speaks

This is very interesting, how she says it:

Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, shared a little bit about her recent split at a press conference in Moscow for "Give A Life" charity.

"I can tell you that..we have split up, suddenly and recently," Grigorieva said. "Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon."

She continued:

Here is the official version: We split up by mutual consent and we will raise our daughter together. She is currently with my mother in my Los Angeles home."

Oksana also confirmed that she is removing the communist symbol tattoo that she got on her ankle at Mel's suggestion.

*Why do you think they split?*

*points and laughs*

They split up!!! Ha Ha Mel and his rebound split up!!! courtesy of radaronline:

A year after his wife of thirty years filed for divorce, Mel Gibson is now parting ways with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

*is this the answer to the blind item of the dick who was telling the mother of his child she had recently had that she was fat and to just suck it up and stop crying?*

Douchebag has baby

If anyone cares, Mel Gibson has spawned offspring yet again. Out of wedlock and against all that is his holier-than-thou catholic crap. He's so full of shit. from digital spy:

Mel Gibson's partner has reportedly given birth to the couple's first child together.

According to Radar Online, the filmmaker's Russian fiancée Oksana Grigorieva delivered Gibson's eighth child, an as-yet-unnamed girl, on Friday.

The new mother and baby are reportedly resting at home.

The 53-year-old has seven children with ex-wife Robyn Gibson, who filed for divorce from the actor earlier this year.



and in a twist of irony, from Nikke Finke:

Mel Gibson has always been better known as a movie star and film director than as a Hollywood mogul. Yet he has been at the head of LA-based Icon Group with partner Bruce Davey since 1989. Today
(Nov. 1) they announced the sale of the UK operations of their film and entertainment business to the US-based industrial group, Access Industries. The deal includes Icon’s international sales company, the distribution operation based in the UK, and the Majestic Films & Television library. (But not the LA operation Icon Productions, which Gibson still owns outright with Davey who relocated to Australia.) The UK business will continue to operate under the Icon name but former UK Film Council chairman Stewart Till will be appointed Icon UK’s new CEO as well as an equity holder in the business.

*alimony maybe?*

So...

Douchebag stepped out with his skank, I guess she needed to air out for a bit....and this is from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

The REAL Oksana finally stepped out with Mel Gibson and it turns out Oksana Grigorieva, 38, is a professional opera singer signed with Icon - a label supposedly owned by Mel. She is also apparently, a lingerie model. It's rumored that this Oksana is pregnant with Mel's child, and THAT'S what caused Mel's wife Robyn to finally file for divorce. Oksana already has an 11 year old son with Timothy Dalton.

*I wouldn't be surprised for a second is she is. I hope his genitals shrivel up. BTW, doesn't she sorta resemble the craziness that is Octomom?*