NO WAY!

from MediaTakeOut.com, so take it with a grain of salt:

November 11, 2008. You knew it was coming. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that AT LEAST one (and likely more than one) of the celebrity weeklies coming out tomorrow will feature an article claiming that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown's child.

And it gets better. According to one of our snitches at the mag, Rihanna is reportedly planning on keeping the child.

Well, we're reluctant to believe all these pregnancy rumors ... but who knows.

FYI - a MediaTakeOut.com snitch in Rihnana's camp tells us that the two are set to go to Barbados next week - to visit Rihanna's parents.

Could they be making an announcement???

Blind Item!

RUSH & MOLLOY
Which proud new papa isn't much of a family guy? The handsome actor, notorious for having a roving eye, was spotted leaving a downtown hot spot with the beautiful bartender.

O Rly?

Mel apparently thinks he can make his own rules. from OneIndia.com:

Melbourne (ANI): American actor Mel Gibson, 52, has shot down rumours of a romance blossoming between him and a glamorous Russian musician. His spokesman Alan Neirob says the reports suggesting that Gibson is going around with the musician Oksana are false.

"Oksana is merely one of the artists on Mel's recording label Icon and is currently in the US recording a new album. She's a musician," the Daily Telegraph quoted him as telling the publication. His comment comes after the publication of reports that Gibson became close with the Eastern European lady while filming his new movie Edge Of Darkness.

The publication, Women's Day, brought out many occasions when the two have been seen together in Gibson's trailer, claiming that their relationship has been a hot topic on the set.

Don't We All?

Had to share!

And Knowing is Half The Battle

Blohan is almost there!

A coy Lindsay Lohan insists that she isn't a lesbian and barely cops to being bisexual - but admits that she's dating a "wonderful" woman with whom she's madly in love, according to a new interview with the starlet. "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing," Lohan told Harper's Bazaar magazine. Nonetheless, she pointedly refused to name her lady love, LA DJ Samantha Ronson. When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, "Maybe. Yeah." But she was adamant that she wasn't a lesbian, giving an emphatic, "No," when asked.

HERE'S THE LO-DOWN- New York Post

Mighty Virus, U so Stoopid

Miley Cyrus says she's "never" getting married.

The Hannah Montana star, 15, is currently in a relationship with underwear model Justin Gaston.

But Miley has vowed never to tie the knot - because she hates sharing a bathroom with the opposite sex.

She says, "I'm never getting married because I can't take sharing a bathroom! There were five of us on the tour bus recently and we all shared one bathroom. I shared it with three boys, included my dad. It was horrible.

"I'd have all my make-up out and someone would put their toothbrush on top of it - that's disgusting! Then my brother used my toothbrush to comb his eyebrows one day. I was like, 'This is getting seriously ridiculous. I'm getting my own bus because I can't handle this!'"

Miley Cyrus: 'I Won't Get Married' | Showbiz Spy

Miley gets the "FAAAAKE" seal of approval from Tyra:

Oh what a Shock

Honestly, what was the point in the first place? Come on now. From SheKnows.com:

It’s so weird when quickie Vegas marriages between near-teenagers who met on MySpace don’t work out, isn’t it? Peaches Geldof, 19, who wed 24-year-old Max Drummey in Sin City three months ago, already wants out.

“She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on,” said a friend. “To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend. Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”

But a spokesperson for Peaches says the couple are still together. “Like most couples, Peaches and Max have their ups and downs, and things might be said in the heat of the moment. But they are still together and they are not divorcing.”

Peaches is the daughter of singer Bob Geldof. Drummey is the frontman for band Chester French and a Harvard grad. The couple lives in Brooklyn.

Is it just me....

Or does Lindsay Lohan just not look like herself? A little face work done maybe? Face work she shouldn't have done and now over the years she'll become less and less recognizable? You can tell who she is here:
What, no leggings, Lindsay? I thought you were high on those.


But do you recognize her here?


She barely looks like herself here. WTF Lindsay? And here's a pic with her main squeeze Sam, since they were at Pure on Friday night. Seems the only way girly can get any attention or keep the checks coming in anymore is to resort to whore herself out this way.


OK, Sam, we get it, you're not a guy. Quit it with the ugly face, unless, of course, you got snapped at a moment when you're trying to dig out that Lindsay pube stuck to your tooth with your tongue.

For the Weekend....

Lady GaGa with Just Dance....I've been addicted to this song for a week now

And Another Split

Wow, didn't see this one coming. Maybe I did. From INO:

Jaime Pressly and fiance, DJ Eric Cubiche, have reportedly split. The couple were friends for 9 years and dated for a year and a half before getting engaged in October 2006. They also have a 18 month-old son together. Jaime told Access Hollywood,

"We are taking a break from our relationship but we are together every day with Dezi and still love each other very much...[we] remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life"

Fed Up

oh well, I don't feel too sorry for Brian Warner.

Blood is obviously thicker than water for Evan Rachel Wood. She dumped live-in boyfriend Marilyn Manson on Oct. 23 after he tried to kick her brother Ira out of their guest house.

"Evan owned the house and didn't want her unemployed sibling living on the street," a source tells Star. "It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was."

The actress-singer, 21, started dating the 18- years-older goth rocker in December 2006, as his marriage to Dita Von Teese was collapsing.

Star Magazine | News | Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn Manson, Split

WTF

Ummm...it's Charlie Sheen....I thought we all knew how he is.....this whole married thing just doesn't sit with him too well, it seems. from gossip rocks:

With twins on the way, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller should be excitedly preparing for their boys' arrival. Instead, the newly married couple have been fighting relentlessly. In the Nov. 17 issue of Star — on sale Wednesday — we report that the notorious "reformed" playboy fled to Las Vegas on Oct. 25 to blow off steam — leaving his pregnant wife at home alone. And he certainly wasn't looking like a married man with twin sons on the way as he surrounded himself with pretty young women, partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman at Privé and got lap dances at the strip club Spearmint Rhino.

"He's still carrying on and boozing," a source tells Star.

His weekend away from Brooke did more harm than good for his marriage. When she got wind of what Charlie was up to in Las Vegas, "she went off the deep end," says an insider. And upon his return to L.A. on Oct. 28, "the fighting picked up right where it left off."

Except this time Brooke upped the ante. She told her husband of only five months basically to shape up — or she's going to ship out. "She's expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family," says a source. "She's got the trump card, and they both know it."

For the full story — including Brooke's difficult pregnancy and how she thought she'd change Good-Time Charlie — pick up the new issue of Star.

Spin Says....

GO VOTE!!

I voted for the cocktail party!

Update 9:00 CT: Foxnews channel is HIGH.....BOTH candidates came to campaign in Texas. I can vouch for that. They really need to put down the pipe, they have no idea of what they are talking about.

Cuz Strippers Need Love Too...

And because as a society, we are culturally bankrupt anyway, so why shouldn't another trainwreck of a Ho with no talent or real skills, just like Tiffay "New York", have her own spin off and show the rest of the world how vapid and retarded she really is.....Yes, that's right, VH1 has announced that Daisy of Love is go and the Stripper/Tranny look is vogue:

The rumors are true: Rock of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya is set to head her own dating-show spin-off (of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off) and she’s turning to the Internet to find her dudes. If you’re interested in competing for Daisy’s heart or know someone who is, hit up DaisyOfLoveCasting.com for your chance to rock her world and make her flail her hands. For more info, check the full press release below:

Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy, is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is on a quest for true love and this time she is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009.

Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love. Online users can log on to VH1’s new Daisy Of Love dedicated site at daisyoflovecasting.com. The site will serve as the ultimate spot for fans of the show. Viewers can upload profiles for consideration and vote for their favorite potential candidates. Casting submissions must include an uploaded profile with videos, photos and blog entries. Deadlines for first round submissions are November 14. For more information visit daisyoflovecasting.com.

VH1’s Daisy Of Love is created and executive produced by Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego for 51 Minds Entertainment, LLC. an Endemol Company, who also produce the record-breaking series Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Charm School, I Love New York, The Surreal Life and My Fair Brady. The production teams’ programming launched VH1 into their highest ratings ever. Ben Samek also executive produces for the series and the company.

*When does the live broadcast of roller derby to the death begin? I mean, since any idiot off the street can get a show, why not just go the whole way with death entertainment? Producers, contact me for ideas! Honestly, I'll sell my vadge for pregnancy if VH1 will sponsor the whole damm thing*

The Winner of the Celebrity Halloween contest for 2008 is....

Heidi Klum as Shiva.....nobody could top this, kids!

Blind Item!!

She thinks that she can never be too thin. He does. He has tried to get her to gain a few pounds for her appearance, her health, to set a good example. He stands by her in public, but confesses to friends in private that he is repelled by her appearance. There have been a lot of screaming matches over the weight topic, so they have been spending more time apart, punctuated by the occasional very public appearance together. She is a valuable asset to his own career, so he may not leave her, but he has been quietly scoring the digits of normal-sized girls who catch his eye. (Blind Gossip)

*Spin's guess: Posh & Becks*

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

from icanhascheezburger.com:

EW.

The unholy triumverate together again? And on tv? yuck. Do we really want them flashing their vages on tv? From ONTD:

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are rumoured to be in talks to star in a sitcom together.

US TV network HBO, which brought us Sex and the City, are reportedly keen to sign up the blonde trio to appear as flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood.

Hilton, Spears and Lohan were once close friends and were regulalry seen together on the party circuit in 2006.

The proposed show has been described as a cross between Friends and Ugly Betty.

"The chemistry between them will be electric," a source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper.

"They were very close and have had their ups and downs in the Los Angeles party world but they have overcome those problems now. They can draw from their experiences for the sitcom."

Show chiefs are said to have approached Extras star Ricky Gervais and Desperate Housewives creator Mark Cherry to pen the script, which would see the trio playing characters inspired by themselves.

"Paris will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed," the source said.

"Britney's character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time.

"Lindsay will be a little like Joey from Friends.”

Y So Sexxxy BB

I Still love Trent...I still believe that we belong together... shall stalk him and find him and have him......and prolly serve time fo rit but it would soo be worth it. I still love you, Trent, you sexy beast. I understand you better than u could know.

To be Fair

Because I have such a huge concentration of britney that goes on here, it's only fair to feature Christina Aguilera's new song "Keeps Getting Better"...Enjoy