Friday, July 2, 2010

But Paris said she doesn't do drugs!!

I believe her, don't you? I mean, Paris Hilton would never ever lie about anything! You know, there comes a point in time when the whole drug thing is just pathetic and it's not funny anymore, you're just an addict.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa -- Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa, according to reports.

South Africa's News24 reported that it had confirmed that the celebutante was arrested on a "drug related charge."

The news appeared to have broken on Twitter after several people at the game claimed she was arrested at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, where the Netherlands vs. Brazil game was held. It was claimed Paris had been caught smoking pot.

A rep for the reality star was not immediately available for comment when contacted by Access Hollywood on Friday afternoon.

Update:  charges against Pari$ were dropped.  This is why you have a drug bitch to take the rap for you.RecoveryRecovery

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Spin Offs for Thursday July 1 2010

CRY MOAR BITCH.  Seems Chris Brown faked it.

Kelsey Grammer is soon to be single.

Megan Fox's father is glad she married her B.A.G.

Enjoy this cat fight:

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Mel Gibson has become a cliche

Are you surprised?  I'm not.  I was surprised with the "Sugartits" episode but not now.  It comes out more, how much of a racist, misogynistic asshole he is.  From Radaronline:


In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape,Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

It's a shocking and blockbuster development in the couple's bitter legal battle, and Mel's disgusting words are on audio tape. His racist, misogynist statement is one of the secrets lurking in his war with his former girlfriendOksana Grigorieva.
RadarOnline.com has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.

Drunken Mel previously shocked the world with his anti-Semetic comments when busted for DUI. Now, the new racist outburst has taken the Oscar winner to an even deeper low.

His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks.


"You're an embarrassment to me," Mel tells her at one point.

"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."


Mel's attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel's publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him.

Mel's profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a "whore" and "c**t".


In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."


The tapes do not make it clear what the couple was arguing about.

But Mel tells Oksana, "Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... f**king fake... f**king fake.

*time to retire from life, Mel.*

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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Spin Offs June 30 2010

Top Gun 2?  DO NOT WANT

Those royals sure know how to cat fight

Tom Cruise is over but Movie execs just don't want to admit it

Tank Girl, a personal fav movie, is being remade but Pink isn't playing her


CRY MOAR Chris Douchebag Brown

Friday, June 25, 2010

Fergie is pissed

Fergie is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas permanently as tension in the band has become intolerable for her, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.


The band has a full tour schedule for the summer and is planning a tour for early 2011. But Fergie won’t commit for that part of the tour, we learned, and the reason is she’s talking about leaving the band for good.

Fergie can’t stand Will.I.Am and that is one of the main reasons she wants to leave the band, a source close to them told RadarOnline.com exclusively. The other reason is she’s decided she wants to have a baby!


“Fergie is saying she wants out of the band and the second half of the tour isn’t confirmed for early next year,” the source said.

“Things have gotten really bad with Will.i.Am. And it’s not just Fergie who is clashing with him. So is the rest of the band. His ego is out of control.

And she really wants a baby with Josh,” the source said, referring to Fergie’s husband Josh Duhamel. “Between that and the bad blood with Will, it looks like the 2011 tour is in big trouble and she’s saying she’s going to split for good.”
 

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Spin Offs for June 17 2010

Spencer Pratt is sleezy. Spencer Pratt may not have wife Heidi Montag by his side — but even in separation, he could still make money off her. The Hills’ star is starting his own paparazzi agency, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Snoop Dogg has been banned from a free festival in the Netherlands, it was confirmed this afternoon. BBC News reports that police barred the rapper from appearing at Parkpop in The Hague because it wanted an "open and friendly character".

British journo Piers Morgan will start his takeover of Larry King's CNN show in October, sources tell Page Six. The former newspaper editor has a deal to host an hourlong interview program which will start in the fall four days a week as CNN phases King out.

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

They did it!

Han Solo got married!! *SQUEEEE!*

TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.

We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.

We're told the couple was married in the Governor's mansion in Santa Fe.

Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and they got engaged over Valentine's weekend in 2009.

Harrison is filming "Cowboys and Aliens" in New Mexico right now.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Spin Offs for June 15 2010

Al Gore is separated because he was dipping his leaf into another pond.  I need brain bleach.

Charlie Sheen is almost a free man who can rent hooker cheerleaders again!

How much did Sarah Palin pay Levin Johnston to get back together with her daughter?

Enjoy this version of California Gurls:

Monday, June 14, 2010

Twilight Homage

This was so funny, I had to share.  Found it on ONTD.  I'm still giggling tears.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

WTF

There will be a Bollywood movie about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. It's a romance! Obviously Dear Friend Hitler will talk about how he was a bad person and how she was pretty awful for marrying such a bad person, but there will also be romance. And Hitler and Eva will be played by Indian people. It is not a musical, which is too bad. But yeah. Bollywood Hitler Movie. Not coming soon to an American movie theater near you. [Times, via Vulture]


*In other celeb news*


Joe Jackson is a POS

Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.

Peaches Geldof  is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg.  Never mind the granny pants.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Spin Offs for June 10, 2010

Reggie Bush is BUSTED, costs USC 2005 national championship.  what a dick.

Angelina Jolie to play Cleopatra.  This puts her in the ranks with Liz Taylor, doesn't it?

Lindsay Lohan to blow your mind as a porn queen but can't keep an assistant.

Michael Lohan's douchey new club is in trouble already and it hasn't even opened yet.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Spin Offs for June 9, 2010

Sorry for the lack of posts, it's been a rough coupla days.

Jesse James is still a douche

Somehow Giuliana and Bill will still be on the air.

If you havn't seen it, here is Lady Gaga's Alejandro.  Be sure to tell me what you think.


Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Spin Offs for June 2, 2010

Mariah Carey dropped out her film project because she's pregnant.

Gary Coleman was actually divorced when Shannon Price told doctors to pull the plug?

Don't hold your breath about Reggie Bush ever marrying nasty ho Kim.  Seriously.

The giant troll Kardashian might be pregnant.  Might be.

Enjoy Kylie Minogue's All the Lovers video: