St. Valentine's Day Spin Sycle Edition!!!

Happy Love day, Syclers!!  I want you to know how much I appreciate you!  Happy hearts and joy to you today!

Lilo got a Valentine by getting a new judge for her possible probation violation hearing

See Cynthia Nixon and her fiancee's baby valentine

If you didn't watch the Grammys,  see who won here

Considering the source (MTO) take this with a grain of salt BUT  Jay Z and Beyonce separating?  You know it would be all about the kids issue.  Have the children, Bey!  Don't wait too long!  I'll tell you from experience that it's very very painful when you can't have children like the textbooks say you are supposed to!  Reproductive specialists are so full of shit! That's a huge issue Syclers!  work that out before you  tie that knot!  Not a happy Valentine.

Here's Lady Gaga's performance of "Born This Way" at the Grammys,  a song that Spin personally thinks she tried a little too hard with.  Maybe it's a Valentine for everybody else?  The new Gay National Anthem?  We shall have to see what Gaga does after this, methinks she has hit her peak , having got all of us to pay attention to her, now she shall have to work even harder to keep that attention musically, not with just cheap and cheesy theatrics:




 

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

Enjoy this awesome song "The Stroke" from Billy Squier:

The Spin Sycle for Friday February 11 2011

Ready for Valentine's Day Syclers?  Are you?

The Logan's Run remake is really happening!!!!I am so stoked!  Ryan Gosling has been cast as Logan 5.  Need to catch up?  Read the original book or rent the first movie.

Britney Spears says she's boring

Katie Holmes wants another baby and here's someone to bitch about it

John Travolta being obvious in front of Kelly?

Your blind item for today:  NewYorkPost – 
Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?

Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011

It's cold Syclers!!!  Hope you're warm wherever you are!!

Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming?  Who won the pool?

Lindsay Lohan went to court.  Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble.  It's that simple.  Be responsible for yourself.  Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus.  Not in the way you are thinking.

Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men

Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?

See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!

Just spreading the word

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Josh Brolin is awesome

Catholic?  Now you can have "Priest in a pocket"

Speaking of the C of $, read "The Apostate" here

Real Life Scene Wolf

And a treat for you if you missed it!  Some CDAN blind item reveals!

This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, "If she ain't f**kin' me, than she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight."

Bill Maher


I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a f**k buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 c**k ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'.

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake


This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.

Jessica Simpson

Happy Year of the Rabbit!

Happy Bunny Year, Syclers!!  Are you a rabbit?  Personally, I love bunnies....but I could never have one as a pet, the fur makes my sinuses crazy  :(  Here's hoping for a great year in fortune, work and health!

Where I am is covered in ice today plus my water heater blew.  Great way to start Year of the rabbit, amirite?  But bonus: No work!  Everywhere is closed.

Of course Charlie Sheen is furious about being told that he has to go to detox.  He's Charlie Sheen!  (Dude, not trying to rain more on you.....but you're starting to get that elderly look...)

Our favorite idiots, Beavis & Butthead are returning to TV!  That's right!  get ready for more huh-huh-huh-huh-huh  snort    CORNHOLIO!!!

Lady Gaga to duet with Muse?  EPIC

For your LULZ Texans try to pronounce Wisconsin city names:

Spin Sycle for February 2 2011

Did you watch the groundhog this morning?  supposedly it's an early spring!  wouldn't know it right now though, with it so damm cold!

Is Lindsay Lohan about to be busted for stealing?

Craigy Ferg has a new son

Terrance Howard soon to be back on the market

Poor Anderson Cooper got punched by an angry mob of Egyptians...so did Katie Couric and Christine Amanpour

*NSFW* Tila Tequila has a sex tape.  I know, I know, what took so long?

your blind item for today:

NewYorkPost – Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly addicted to laxatives?

Spin Sycle for February 1 2011

Happy February Syclers!!!

WTF happened to Cyndi Lauper's face??? Bad chemical peel?

Mariah Carey is having the dream....a boy and a girl

"W" says Kim Kardashian should STFU.  Especially since porn isn't anything new to the bitch.  How did she get famous again?  oh yeah....

Joaquin Phoenix to return to moviemaking in a weird role?

Here's Rihanna's latest video, S & M:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hope you're having a great time Syclers!

The man who started Renaissance fairs in the U.S. in 1963, died at 80 years of age.

another boybander came out of the closet.  does anyone care anymore?

A Batman 4?

A new Superman has been chosen

Jennifer Aniston enjoys knitting.  Don't all spinsters?

Britney Spears acts as bridesmaid

He's Charlie Sheen, Bitch!!

Charlie the MaSheen checked into rehab....again.  I don't know why i stan for you, Charlie.....you don't even know that I exist!  But it's ok. I don't believe much of what an attention Whore says and porn stars are just glory whores.  I don't want to marry you, just hang out.  anyway, This is for you, you crazy beast:

Spin Sycle for January 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Are you having fun?

Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated.  I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image.  Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand.  Think about it!  Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy.  I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise.  He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around.  I'd watch that!  It's a good idea!  Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!

Pot, meet kettle  (Jenna vs. Chelsea)

Rupert Grint to change his haircolor?  Don't do it!!  It's what makes you unique and special!

Will Gayle King be pushed aside?

Spin Sycle for January 26 2011

Tell me what you think of this, Syclers!!

Troy Aikman is getting divorced.  Who wants to start the pool on how long before he comes out?

Penelope Cruz is a mother

You'll never guess what Lady Gaga's fragrance draws from.  Lady GagGag indeed.

Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that she is not adopting a child.

Trent Reznor has an Oscar nomination for best musical score.  Guess he's down in it now.

Jack Lalanne

Dead at 96.  My mother used to do these workouts when they ran on tv and i'd do them with her or at least try to....a small child bores easily!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

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Posh is the total picture of glowing imminent motherhood

Ke$ha is a liar?

Oprah is making a huge announcement on her show Monday about some personal secret.  Does anyone care?

Madonna is no longer funding or supporting the $15 million school in Malawi that she proposed.  Cheap bitch?

George Clooney was married once, found it full of fail

Kevin Smith's film "Red State" to be picketed at film festival

Spin Sycle for January 20 2011

Here you go, Syclers!  Be sure to tell me what you think!

Sasha Baron Cohen to play Saddam Hussein.  This is a pretty brave role to take on.

Sandra Bullock knew all about Jesse James and Kat Von D. engagement.

Beyonce wants you to believe her BS

Kim Kardashian says being a Teen Mom is bad and if you really want to be popular, get taped while having sex....twice....then cry that those tapes were "accidentally" leaked online.  U mad u didn't think of it, Kim?

Another Kardashian, to follow in Kim's footsteps, is about to become a whore.

Don't forget your Starburst


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The Spin Sycle for January 19 2011

What's happening Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Anne Hathaway to play Catwoman in the new Batman movie.  Gross.  Bad choice.

Lamar Odom wanted a "classy relationship".....I say he tossed that out the window once he hooked up with the giant troll

Owen Wilson named his son something normal.

Is Justin Timberlake looking for greener pastures?  When is he releasing a new album?

The Spin Sycle for January 18 2011

Can you believe that it's already halfway thru January in 2011 Syclers???

Pink on the beach with her baby belly

Regis Philbin is leaving Live!  and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining

Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?

Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest

Surprise!  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby

OctoMom is now a porn star.

Stayin in bed today

don't feel too well



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Hey Syclers!

Just for fun, you thought you knew your astrological sign, right?  Well, you're wrong!  see, that was based on how it was set over 2000 years ago and the stars have shifted since then.  You can read the details here.  Really though, I thought we got over this once it was figured out that the sun was the center of our system, not earth.  But whatever.  (Your ol' pal Spin would be a Gemini then instead of a Cancer.  I'm supposed to be charming and witty?  Too much pressure!)  This is called sidereal astrology and here's how it breaks down according to astronomers:

• Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
• Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
• Pisces: March 11-April 18.
• Aries: April 18-May 13.
• Taurus: May 13-June 21.
• Gemini: June 21-July 20.
• Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
• Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
• Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
• Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
• Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec.17*.
• Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

*Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.  this is where this sign would be except it got thrown out since there can't be 13 signs.  13 is unlucky.  Instead, this would be the new and improved Scorpio dates. 


I would guess that this shift must have come into more modern play say around 1000 to maybe 500 years ago.....so it's a good bet that what you thought you were born under was wrong because the system was never updated from 2000 years ago.  Enjoy your new sign!  Giggity.

Spin Sycle for January 10 2011

So how is the new year treating you so far?

Jared Lee Loughner, the guy who's made himself famous by shooting people, looks like Uncle Fester.  No, really.

Owen Wilson to become a father, so you can stop feeling sorry for him now.

From Panache Report:  After Diddy’s dad passed, his ma and Loon’s ma, besties, were drug runners for major NY ballers. They also boosted as a tag team and worked at this after hours joint, lots of shit went on at this after hours joint, gambling, pros, drug deals, live strip shows.
Tupac’s mama is married to a white chick, she down with the kitty kat.

Jay-Z’s mama always been gay, he tries to keep this shit on the low cause he don’t want other rappers dissing him over it and shit.

Victoria Beckham wants a girl