Spin Sycle for Tuesday May 10

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?

Lights
Bristol Palin got her own reality TV show. Gross. Will you be watching?

Mel Gibson's new movie The Beaver bombed hard at the box office.  I don't plan to see it either.


Lindsay Lohan expected to spend about 14 days in jail for necklace theft   


Darks
Whitney Houston is in rehab

Kelly Brook suffered a miscarriage.  I cannot imagine her pain.  Horrible.

Chelsea Handler can be a real bitch


Needs Bleach
Princess Catherine's sister Pippa has been offered $5 million to do porn.  Really.

WTF is Jessica Simpson wearing?  Does she dress herself in the dark after squirting her face with mace?

Enjoy Rihanna's latest release "California King Bed"......at least she doesn't sound like she's singing through her nose so much

Spin Sycle for January 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Are you having fun?

Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated.  I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image.  Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand.  Think about it!  Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy.  I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise.  He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around.  I'd watch that!  It's a good idea!  Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!

Pot, meet kettle  (Jenna vs. Chelsea)

Rupert Grint to change his haircolor?  Don't do it!!  It's what makes you unique and special!

Will Gayle King be pushed aside?

Spin Sycle for December 6 2010

Here's what's up Syclers!

Chelsea Handler tries to stay relevant by beating a dead horse

Liam Neeson shares his thoughts on Narnia, gets into trouble.  Jeezuz, it's just his thoughts, stop taking it so seriously

Take it with a grain of salt from this source....but is Kim K pregnant?

*point and laugh*  the Digital Death campaign for AIDS has been a dismal failure unless you look from the angle that those celebs that annoyed you are no longer tweeting/facebooking except for Usher

Spin Offs 4/28

If you live under a rock then you may not know that Sandra Bullock officially filed for divorce in Texas. This makes sense because you have to be married at least 10 years before a Texas court will even think  about spousal support and even then there's no guarantee.  Texas law pretty much allows each party to leave with what they came in with and are not fond of serial marryers.  So Sandra Bullock was pretty smart there.  Also, she adopted a baby.

Alexander McQueen had drugs in his system when he died.

Here's that rumor about someone, presumably a guy, coming out cinco de mayo

A Chelsea Handler sex tape?  Am I the only person left on the planet who doesn't have one?

TBH, Katie Holmes is not pretty or elegant enough to play Jackie Kennedy

Lindsay Lohan is turning into Tila Tequila

Hey twatlights Twihards, you can get engaged with the same style ring Bella has

Chelsa lately split!

Does this mean that her show will tank very soon? I'm getting tired of it anyway, she's just using it as a promotional tool for other comics, not for her own material...because she's just NOT THAT FUNNY. from digitalspy:

Comedian Chelsea Handler has split from her long-term boyfriend, according to reports.

The 34-year-old host of E! chatshow Chelsea Lately broke up with her TV boss and partner of three years Ted Harbert, says Contactmusic.

The pair reportedly shared a Los Angeles home for much of their relationship, while it is believed that the comic asked Harbert to move out into a Hollywood hotel.

A spokesperson for Handler declined to comment on the matter.