Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  How's it going?

Sean Penn is a world class douche, in case you didn't know

Is Orlando Bloom about to become single?

Kristen Stewart is built like a boy.  There, I said it

This is the official marker for the end of days.  Welcome to rock bottom, everybody.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 12 2012

Happy 12/12/12 Syclers!!!

Imagine my shock....Madonna's tour sold better than Gaga's

OF COURSE STORAGE WARS IS FAKE WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT???

Johnny Depp as Tonto.....Good idea or tasteless?

Here's a blind item for you
[Blind Gossip] This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.

There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.

The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way.

America’s Good Girl:

America’s Biggest Jerk:

Spin's guess: Taylor Swift

Spin Sycle for December 4th 2012

Hey Syclers!! Hope the holidays are treating you well!  I'm back for a moment

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting their first child.  She has severe nausea and is in a London hospital for treatment

Supposedly Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are actually going to get married this time

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts.

Kim Kardashian = herpes, as if you didn't know that

Get your Game of Thrones fix here (March, Syclers!)

Spin Sycle Hiatus

I'm tired, Syclers.  Very tired.  I'm going to take a break for a little bit.  Don't be sad, it's not forever.  Just need to recharge.





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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Another weekend already, Syclers?

Lady Gaga is just high as fuck. You know it, I know it, we all know it.


Mila Kunis is having Ashton Kutcher's baby??  Wow. Not surprising though, I think we all knew deep down that they were going to be together.

Blind items!
[Blind Gossip] He is her fiancé in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid a very handsome salary to keep her in sight at all times so that there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, dr*gs, unseemly friends). He takes his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement, but for now, it’s necessary.

Although you see her with their kids constantly, you don’t see him with the kids more than once a month… and he rarely looks happy about it. Lately though, he’s everywhere with them, and each moment has been captured on film. Why the sudden change?

It’s all because of his famous ex. Given that he and his ex haven’t worked together in years, and given that he’s married, you would think that he’d be smart enough to stop talking about the ex. Nope. He’s been flapping his gums lately about how he’s been keeping in touch with her, and that has really ticked off his wife!

So, even though he has a project to promote, he is now spending much of his time doing penance in the form of family outings: to the park, to the store, to the restaurant, to kiddy-friendly activities. Plus a romantic vacation with his wife.

For each of these outings, the paparazzi are notified in advance, and each outing is captured on film with him posing as the dutiful father and husband. Well, except for the fact that he still looks absolutely miserable. We’d be willing to bet that, as a result of all this fun and togetherness, instances of him talking about his ex will be dramatically decreased in the future.

Husband:

Wife:

Husband’s Ex:

Here is No Doubt's latest, Looking Hot:

Spin Sycle: Hurricane Sandy Edition

For all you Eastcoasters, take care!  This is for you:



A couple of tips you may not have heard about: fill up your bathtub with water.  There's no nice way to put this, you're going to have to go to the bathroom and in the storm you'll lose water pressure.  You'll use the bathtub water to pour into the toilet to flush.

Also, be aware that when you lose power that you won't be able to make phone calls, either land line or cell phone.  You will be able to communicate by text though.

I survived Hurricane Ike, so I pass this info along to you.  Stay safe!

Spin Scyle for Monday, October 29 2012

Somebody explain to me WTF this is:



Seriously, WTF?  I'm giving Kanye West the official Spin Sycle Troll of the Decade award for pulling of the best trolling done on another human being, that being making Kim Kardashian a laughing stock of style.  Now I am confused as to whether I want to kiss him for his work or kick him for being an asshole.  Here's some more of his stylishness for this AW.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!  Be sure to check back, there may be updates all weekend!  Also, don't forget to follow me on FaceBook..... Spin Sycle

Great, Taylor Swift will be making another crappy song about a breakup

Lindsay Lohan's publicist finally walked away from the crazy

Funny, I thought Jessica Simpson's parents were already divorced

Why, Adam Corolla, Why???

Here's a lovely Blind Item for you:

[Blind Gossip] She is pregnant! No, they haven’t announced it yet. She looks great, but she isn’t showing.

No, we don’t know if she got pregnant before or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told his friends thatalthough they got along, he really didn’t see her as the girl he wanted to marry.

Did she know that? His friends think she did… and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different choice.

In any case, it’s a good thing that they both love kids. Their first one will arrive the middle of next year.

Enjoy 2NE1  with I love you:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, October 25 2012

Come share some wine with me, Syclers!!

I like Britney's father more and more

So it seems Papa Joe is out and has a twink....my guess is that he's always been jealous that Jessica has those Tig ol' bitties

Are Justin and Jessica assholes?

here's your LOL for the day:

Spin Sycle for Monday October 22 2012

Hey Syclers!  Coffee is brewing, let's get on the gossip!!

In case you have not heard, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy!  Start your pools as to how long you think this will last.

Will Lindsay Lohan end up under a conservatorship?  I hope it would be under a third party and not one of her useless parents.

Fake relationship is fake, will Kanye troll us all and marry Kim Kardashian?

According to Sandra Rose and the Panache report, Rihanna might be having Chris Brown's baby.  An Announcement to be made soon?  Now I know I said I put a ban on these two, but this is pretty huge if it's true.

Adele gave birth to a boy

Blue Ivy cannot be trademarked.

NEWS FLASH: Kristen Stewart actually smiles

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Here is the funkiest song that ever did funk:

Spin Sycle exclusive for Saturday, 10-13-2012

This image has been on Spike TV for about four hours now.  Check your TV to see if Orgasm Woman is in your area and let me know if spike TV is trolling!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 12 2012

How you doing, Syclers??  Looking forward to the weekend?

Why is Ben Affleck still emailing Jennifer Lopez?

Lohan trainwreck is a trainwreck.

Nelly, don't bring that sh*t to Texas

Uma Thurman doing porn?

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina is engaged.  wtf.

Blind item reveal!!

SOLVED!

BuzzFoto – These two exes who recently started talking again secretly after about 6-7 years of silence, are still playing emotional games with one another.

They both have others in their lives, and their successes mirror one another’s, but because the male was hurt by the breakup, he purposely waits weeks in between responding back to her emails and phone calls. Our source says he is either scared or trying to see how much power he has over her. We think it’s just a little silly and immature.

We’re not sure what the recent contact is all about for the two, but we hope it means teaming up professionally again. The two could be unstoppable!

No one from the Jennifer Aniston situation.

SOLVED!

It’s Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake! Source: BuzzFoto

Awww! Weren’t they the cutest couple ever? A lot has transpired since this photo was taken: Marriages, divorces, children, concert tours, albums, films, dicks in boxes, breakdowns, and comebacks.

Both are now engaged to other people. Britney is engaged to her former agent, Jason Trawick. Justin is engaged to actress Jessica Biel

Spin Sycle for Monday, October 8, 2012

 O Syclers, sad news.
I reject this reality of Danny DeVito and Rhea Perman splitting.     

Is this the face of Ms. Marvel (for the Avengers 2)?

So somebody else puked onstage.  Is there a stage sickness going around?

David Cross got married

Kelly Osbourne lets her old lady vibe shine through

Have a peek at the new Robocop

Let's Groove!

Spin Sycle for October 05 2012

How are you, Syclers?

Read this: This is the last time I shall mention Rihanna or Chris Brown, since they are back together and Rihanna has decided she wants to be beat to death.  I shall not mention them, they are dead to me.  The only time I shall lift this ban is in the event of Chris actually beating Rihanna to death.  I am done with them. No more support or mention from me. (MTO)

Chelsea Clinton wants meaning in her life.  Bitch, become a doctor, midwife, teacher or women's advocate.  You have to think of someone else, you know.

How stupid is Amber Rose?

No, Jessica Simpson is going to milk Weight Watchers for all she can.

Enjoy Adele's Skyfall (new James Bond theme)

Spin Sycle for Thursday, Sept. 27 2012

What's up, Syclers!!

Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger?  Let them!  They deserve each other!  

Tom Cruise leaving $cientology? If only this were true.

I think Russell Brand is trying to say that they were just too different.

I think Ke$ha is high all the time

The Internet thinks Beyonce is pregnant again.

Here's Rihanna's latest, Diamonds:

Happy Autumn!!

I hate giving this bitch any attention, but Pari$ opened her mouth and more crap fell out

LMFAO split 

So.....Ashton and Demi were never legally married

Lady Gaga blazes onstage....is this all she has left?

Life is hard, Gwyneth Paltrow

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, Sept. 19 2012

Here, Syclers, is your moment of Zen:

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Hey Syclers, what's going on!!

Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively over the weekend.  WOW, Surprise!  They might just work.

If media jackasses would quit it with Prince Harry, then maybe this crap wouldn't be out there

Kanye West is the Ultimate Troll, ever.

Eurythmics reunion?  MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!

get your GoT fix:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Here's the real version of Gangnam Style



Love is dead, we have no hope

Wonder Woman to come back to TV

Beyonce really doesn't like Kim K

I'm distraught over Amy and Will.....a few drinks over the weekend ought to help

A-POP!!!

I need more of this in my life

GUNDAM STYLE!!

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