Saturday, November 6, 2010

Spin Sycle: Your Weekend Edition

Here's what's up, Syclers!

Kendra walked on Hank? Why, didn't he make enough $....that's pretty dumb, girl!  He's the only person on this planet willing to put with with your stupidity!

Failed Xtian singer Katy Perry makes a big career mistake and  no 1 curr

Weezy already violated his parole?  Too bad that money couldn't be donated to people who really need it...you know, like in Haiti.

Jessica Simpson sad about Nick getting married again.....but at least this time, Nick won't have a nosy father in law.

From Michael Jackson's secret vault

Approved by his mother, Katherine.  I guess this is in retaliation for the tracks that Sony has.  Whatever.  Enjoy and tell me what you think in the comments below!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Blind Item!

This one (or two, depending on how you want to look at it) is pretty awesome, it's all about losing IT...you know, the virginity thing!


1. "How he lost it. What's "it"? What else? He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time was certainly not conventional, at least not when I was growing up, but then again, maybe that's what they do at summer camp now: losing your virginity through the backdoor...? Like he doesn't have enough to swagger about these days, he also gets to boast about the fact that he's already tried what so many boys to men and grown men want to try so badly. Now that's a story that he can tell forever, and probably will, in a few years, when everyone stops caring." [Lainey Gossip]
2. "This is a little different than what I normally do, but it is still good. So, yesterday many of you were speculating about the Lainey blind regarding a guy who lost his virginity through the back door of a an older woman. Last night I got an e-mail from my most reliable source. The way this person heard the story is as follows: It was not the back door, but was oral sex. Also, the person many of you speculating as the woman is not the correct woman. The person who gave the oral sex has been in the news a lot in the past few days and is much more age appropriate, although it would still be illegal in some states which is why the tabloids have been hesitant to publish. The person everyone is guessing for the recipient is correct." [CDaN]

Spin's guesses:  1) Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian    2) Justin Bieber & Demi Lavato

maybe it was both?  Guess the Bieb has some stories to tell for say, forever!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Spin Sycle for November 02 2010

Let's get on with it Syclers!!

So it seems the reason Billy Ray Cyrus and his Groupie Slut wife are divorcing is because Groupie Slut just can't let go of her groupie ways and cheated with none other than ManWhore Bret Michaels.  Let us please take a moment to remember that ManWhore Bret is good buddies with Charlie Sheen.

When they keep saying she's not in rehab for drugs, how much do you want to bet that it is?

Courtney Love did a three way.  You've been warned.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Spin Sycle for November 1 2010

Where does the time go, Syclers?

TI has gone back to prison.  dumbass.

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke are divorcing.  See? 'tis the season.

In a twist of irony, Courtney Cox will not divorce her goofball.

and a blind item for your lulz:

CDAN – This so called pious reality star must have found somewhere in the Bible that allows c*ke use because she was going at it this weekend like she was competing against Charlie Sheen for who can use the most in one night.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 28 2010

Here's what's happening Syclers!!

Howard K. Stern held accountable for Anna Nicole's death

Mariah Carey is actually pregnant

Billy Ray Cyrus tired of wearing his wife's panties, opts to wear new panties

Bitches who got knocked up as teenagers then get their own reality show make a person want to shoot themselves in the head.

If Blohan is really that broke, all she has to do is go vegan and PETA will pay for her rehab.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 26 2010

Here's what's happening, Syclers!

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, I love your crazy ass, Charlie Sheen.  Keep shining, you crazy diamond

Enrique thinks marriage is just too much

Madonna is going totally commercial so you can have arms just like hers

and a blind item for you!

A global pop star was left feeling “vulnerable and isolated” after a blackmailer tried to extort thousands of pounds from her in exchange for “highly sensitive” photographs that were stolen from her home.

The “instantly recognisable” celebrity received a series of threatening letters from the blackmailer demanding cash in exchange for 27 images stored on one of two Apple Mac laptops which were taken in a burglary at her London home.

read more here

Monday, October 25, 2010

Sorry syclers....technical difficulties in the form of a broken down car. Should be ab.e to let you know tomorrow what's happening!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Your weekend Spin Sycle edition

Having a good weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Celene Dion gave birth to her twin boys

Matt Damon welcomes another baby girl,  I wonder if he really wants a boy

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now married, please India, keep them

Giulianna &Bill Rancic talk about their miscarriage, she really needs to gain weight

Helena Bonham Carter defies aging

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 21 2010

What's up, Syclers?  See what's happening!

Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing.  That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.

So Xtina was gettin beat or not?  I'm confused

Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?

Dr. Dre's son died

Deanna Favre talks about Brett

Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$

Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 20 2010

Let's get to it, Syclers!!

Is Beyonce pregnant? or another great hoax? How many times has she been rumored to be pregnant now, 6? 7?

Micheal Lohan uses the media to say...He'll no longer use the media.  If he actually shuts up i'll be impressed.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is pregnant too?  Is all of Hollywood pregnant?

Teen Mom Amber pregnant again?  Or is she being manipulative?

Here's your troll Zen for the day:

Yahoo Answers Troll - Thanks Obama
see more The Art of Trolling

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 19 2010

Run for the hills Syclers!! It's Halloween season! Don't look back!

Pari$ wants to procreate. As much as her vag has been pounded, I assume any offspring would be able to walk right out of that birth canal.

This is probably why Tom Bosley died.  He didn't want to be in a world with Pari$ brats running about.  I shall miss him, I've always equated him to my real father.

Speaking of dead, West Coast Choppers is no more.

Seems Julia Roberts has passed the Lola Granola flame to Hilary Swank

Lance Armstrong's one nut busted out another one....a new daughter

John Mayer dipped his pen in this bitch?

Didja see Machete?  You didn't see Jessica Alba naked, sorry.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Willow Smith's Whip My Hair

Tell me what you think in the comments!  I didn't want to like it....but I guess you can't go wrong if you have a father who is loaded out the ass like Will Smith.


I am a little surprised he would let his child do this, after all, Snoop Dogg has said he will not let his children get into music because the business is so dirty.  Makes me wonder.  Anyway, here's the video of Will Smith if he were a nine year old girl:


Saturday, October 16, 2010

Become a Minister!!

Want to?  I totally did it!  That's right Syclers, your Spin is a registered minister!  You can do it too!  No special training is required, name your faith, even $ is not required.  Donations are nice, but if you aren't able to pay, then you aren't able.  But for small, reasonable fees, you can buy a nice certificate and wallet ID for yourself!

Follow this link:

http://www.universalministries.com

and 


You can make a difference, so why not add "minister" to your repetoire?

Friday, October 15, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 15 2010

Happy Friday Syclers!

Homewrecker Alicia Keys gave birth to a boy.

TI goes back to prison

and a treat....Blind Items!!

She's non-black but she's married to a black athlete. Very recently, she was given the impression (due to her husband's actions) that he was completely whipped.   She was even bragging to family and friends, he has really proven his love for me and we will all benefit. Little does she know, he's cheating on her with a Latina mistress he met last year. Not only does he spoil his mistress, he also gives her family money. (Panache Report)


*Spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*


This celebrity is pregnant, but her SO wants to hold off on the announcement. Why? Because, while he really, really wants this baby (even more than she does), he is very concerned that she is obsessing about her weight. She is not eating enough, and she is on the scale several times a day fretting about her weight gain. If she can’t stick to a healthy eating plan, it will be difficult for her to sustain a healthy pregnancy. He doesn’t want them to make a public announcement only to have to retract it a few weeks later. (BlindGossip)


*Spin's guess - Bill & Giulianna Rancic*


This former A list reality star and now just a celebrity with some kids has been complaining publicly about paps. What she has not said is how the other day she hid from the paps and would not let them take her photo until she did her makeup, changed clothes and then and only then just “happened” to show up right where the paps were. (CDAN)


*Spin's guess - Nicole Richie*




Thursday, October 14, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 14 2010

Just for you, Syclers!

at last, animal abusers can finally be held accountable to everyone.  A county in New York is starting something like a sex offender's registry, but for animal abusers for all to see.  On top of that list should be Michael Vick and those assholes in upstate NY who run that whore farm.  Yes, they whore out animals for pervs and sickos to have sex with.

Xtina has officially filed for divorce

Lady Gaga bought back her old demos

Just say NO to Top Gun 2

Linda Evangelista wants in on the hot couple splitting action too

snooki smoosh

Monster Snooki thanks you for your time

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 13 2010

Here you go, Syclers!

Men in Black 3 on hold, according to Panache:

Feuding between Will Smith on one hand and director Barry Sonnenfeld and the producers on the other has resulted in production of Sony's" Men in Black III," being halted in New York.




Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is now free to marry her




Heidi Klum to be the new face of Ann Taylor


Old news:  Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's husband, admits to gay fling as a teen.  no1curr


Lamar Odom is a dumbass letting his monster-in-law Kris manage him


Ashlee Simpson-Wentz actually looks cute with short hair.  I figure she got sick of her child getting his hands on it and pulling.  Hard.


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Tis the season for splitting!

Seems like autumn is a big split up time, before the holidays and Spring is the next big split up time, after the holidays.  So what is up with these splits?  Are they related?  What's the connection!  Maybe we'll find out in the next few days!

In case you lost track, here are the major splits, which happened a few days of each other:

Laura Dern and Ben Harper

Christina Aguilera and Jason Bateman

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

are they related, Syclers?  Tell me what you think in the comments!!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 11 2010

Courtney Cox & David Arquette to divorce?

Are Ashton & Demi next? or are they really renewing vows as an expression of love?

I would totally do this for $1 mill.

Awesome kitteh leap is awesome:

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Spin Sycle for October 9 2010

Here you go Syclers! Links for your interestz

Eminem, despite having a Marine's mouth in his music, is an awesome single father to 3 girls.

Michael Lohan just cannot shut the hell up, looks stupid again.  I swear, ever since he got out of prison, all he's done is attention whore himself.

Pari$ Hilton now eats children.  Gotta keep that youthful glow somehow, I guess.

Jay Z loves his Granmama

So Kevin Jonas got married just so he could have sex?  This will end well.

Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend miscarried.