Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!  How's your new year?

So Beyonce is 10 months pregnant?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Can she not count?

Is Johnny Depp about to get put back on the market?  DIBS!!!!



Harry Connick Jr to guest star on Law & Order: SVU

Sienna Miller is pregnant.

Angelina Jolie: Maleficent?

Lady Gaga to release a new album this year.  Please don't let it suck.

Enjoy some David Guetta



**UPDATE**  Beyonce finally had the baby?

[BlindGossip] The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.

The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.

She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health.

The baby’s name is still a mystery. She was originally referred to as Casey (possibly KC?), but we’ve also heard her called DJ (possibly TJ?). However, we don’t have any reason to believe that this is her actual name or initials.

The mother is resting comfortably, and the parents are thrilled. They are expected to keep things quiet for a few more days. Congratulations to all!

This is a BlindGossip.com exclusive report. We appreciate media outlets and bloggers properly crediting and linking to BlindGossip.com when discussing this story. Thank you!

And as of Today, January 8th 2012, Jay Z and Bey finally announce the birth of Blue Ivy (really?)

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy



Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino:

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition!!!

Big stuff going on, Syclers!!  I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!

Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!!  What was she thinking, that she could change him?  I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows!  Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?

oh and here's a solved blind item:

[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.

Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.

If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.

SOLVED!

It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

Beyonce may have given birth to Tiana May Carter.  Please don't let the child have Jay Z's face.

This must be said:  Snooki looks like ass


Cat fight to start at the Globes between Angelina and Madonna?  HMMMM!!!

The economy sux but I should get what I want!!  Enjoy this musical version of twitters bitching about xmas gifts (What the fuck, I wanted an iPhone)

Spin Sycle for Thursday December 29 2011

It's getting to the end of the year, Syclers!!  have any plans for the new year?

Beyonce is ready to birth that baby?

Katy Perry had a huge Xmas fight to where they spent the holiday apart.  Not good, guys.

Steven Tyler, Aerosmith frontman, got engaged and no one was happy about it

Owen Wilson takes his son to the playground

Robert Downey Jr is a big ol' softie

Blind Items!
[CDAN] This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.


*Spin's guess - Jessica Simpson*

(Panache Report)-

There is a surrogacy trend in Hollywood.  Allegedly, a certain couple hired a "donor concierge" a year ago.  This particular donor concierge caters to celebrities who value secrecy.  She also has access to an "elite" egg donor database (worldwide).  She can find any surrogate who closely fits your requirements.

Surrogates are usually paid between $50,000-$100,000 dollars. This particular couple paid a staggering $1 million dollars plus medical expenses.

The donor concierge (acting as an fixer) makes the money exchange and is responsible for discretion.

Who is the couple?

She's delusional with no self esteem.  Her non-single man doesn't live with her but she pays the rent on his residence.  Despite this, he refused to give her a key.

Women come and go.

If his baby mama gets out of hand, he plans to play a tug of war with the bundle of joy via a bitter custody battle.  The only way he will agree to give her full custody?  A cash settlement (allegedly).

Who is she?

Spin Sycle Holiday Edition

Hey Syclers, have you survived the holidays??  I've finally shaken away my death sickness! Don't forget, if you're gonna buy that fake engagement ring, put clear nail polish on the inside to keep her finger from turning green! Let's see what's happening:

Matthew McConaughey got engaged

He's also to appear as a stripper in "Magic Mike".  will you watch?

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner fight over a dog.

Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing AH-nold?

Selena Gomez tweets after her mother's miscarriage

Here's DJ Earworm's mix for 2011 (be sure to click on the snowflake for extra holiday goodness):



Song List:
- Adele – Rolling In The Deep
- Adele – Someone Like You
- Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough
- Bruno Mars – Grenade
- Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
- Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
- Cee Lo Green – F* You
- Enrique Iglesias – Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
- Foster the People – Pumped Up Kicks
- Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor
- Jeremih feat. 50 Cent – Down On Me
- Katy Perry – Firework
- Katy Perry – E.T.
- Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
- Lady Gaga – Born This Way
- LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
- LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It
- Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On
- Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger
- Nicki Minaj – Super Bass
- OneRepublic – Good Life
- Pink – Raise Your Glass
- Pitbull – Give Me Everything
- Rihanna – S&M
- Rihanna – We Found Love

Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:

[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!

2050th Post!!!

Hey Syclers!  I'm still sick!  Have to go to the bathroom with facial tissue stuffed up into my nose.  What the fuck is that about?  Anyway, it's not the holidays til there's Mr. Hanky

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Get More: SOUTH
PARKmore...

Good Night, Christopher Hitchens

Balls out

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 14 2011

Hey Syclers!  I am really sick right now, so what I have to offer you is this not so blind item.  Can you guess who it is?

[BlindGossip] She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby that is a genetic combination of the soon-to-be Mom and Dad.

The Surrogate is currently living on the Lower West Side of Manhattan with her first child in a very nice apartment. She is not married, and does not really know anyone in New York, but she does want to stay here once the birth is over.  The apartment is being paid for by the Couple. The Surrogate is well-cared for by a full-time staff person and there is always a doctor or nurse on call. She looks like she is approximately eight months pregnant, and is clearly much bigger than the Mom, who is simply playing pregnant.

By the way, the Mom was physically capable of bearing her own child, but she didn’t want to “ruin” her body.

Spin Sycle Weekend!

What's up Syclers?  Here's a blind item to get you going:

[Lainey Gossip] Would you still love him if you knew that he stomps around the set, holding up production, when his tea is brought to him at not the right temperature?  Would you still love him if you found out he delayed filming, and an entire crew, for several hours, because he had to have hislunch from a place that was off site so they had to drive there to get it and come back, only it was missing an ingredient and he sent it back? Would you still love him if he refused to report to set after visiting wardrobe and found out someone else had been joking around with his hat and he insisted it wasn’t sitting right on his head anymore?


*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr.*


This translates as "I got more $ for blow"


I guess 4th time's a charm?  With shaved head and all


Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, Khloe and Lamar are coming to Dallas.  KHLOE SMASH


Wait, I'm confused.  First Mitch Winehouse wants Lady Gaga to play Amy in a biopic then says there will never be a movie about Amy.  Which is it?


Ashton's StepDaughters hate him now for lying

Vivien Leigh was a modern woman

Enjoy this video; Heinz Automato 2:

Spin Sycle Friday, December 9 2011

Syclers, let me turn you on to Jonte`if you aren't acquainted yet.  Jonte`  is my first ever member of Spin Sycle Royalty.  Thanks, Tiff J!  Jonte` is an exquisite dancer and a pennacle performer.  Here's a few videos for you to enjoy, Ya Rude and High Kick Pow!











Needless to say, I'm a huge fan now.

Spin Sycle Flashback

What do you think this song is about Syclers?  It's from 1971....I somehow used to think that lime and coconut produced a narcotic effect.....Tell me in the comments!




and here's Little Green Bag:

Holiday Spin Sycle

Since the Holidays are here, Syclers, why not give the gift of gossip!!!  Here's some ideas:





    

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Keeping busy?

Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again.  Get a score card, this will be messy.

Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?

Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth.  Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.

HA HA  Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession

Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters

The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH

Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again

Here's Chris Lake's Sundown:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 1 2011

Happy December, Syclers!

Kris Humphries fires back by filing for annulment, claiming fraud

Former Colorado Sheriff arrested in meth for sex trade.  So typical.

Since Kourtney Kardashian has nothing better going with her life, she may as well have another baby.

Is Beyonce full of crap?  First she's supposed to give birth in February, now it's said she's due in December.



DELIBERATE PHOTO OP ALERT:


Is Britney getting engaged again?

Is Jennifer Aniston getting married again?  Maybe a beach theme?

It's the holiday season so expect a bunch more crap to be working it's way out Syclers!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, November 30 2011

Hey Syclers!!  How are you?

Wyclef Jean's charity is too shady

Kris Humphries hates bad editing

Those pregnancy rumors about Rihanna are not dispelled with stuff like this

Patrice O'Neal has died at the age of 41



Conrad Murray is headed to prison

I, for one, am glad to see Lucy Liu working again!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin?

As we all expected to hear sooner or later, Miley Cyrus is a stoner.

Really, T I?  I don't even....

Selena Gomez's mother is pregnant, yawn

Michael Lohan will finally shut up for a little while

And yet I can't squeeze out one. 

Kate Moss is too fucked up to get pregnant.  I thought most of the time it happened because she was too fucked up

Madonna has gone full circle, embarrasses her daughter Lourdes now.  What teen daughter isn't embarrassed by her mother?

Rest peacefully Andrea True, you helped to color my childhood....This song was a big part of my summers, hearing it at roller rinks, at amusement parks and playing miniature golf

Spin Sycle Thanksgiving!

Hey Syclers, I'm thankful for you!

The Karda$hian spin machine is at work, saying that Kris called Kim all kinds of things like "fat ass"...i know, right?



Watch out, Courtney Stodden, you're beginning to get a little thick in the middle!

Sharon Tate's engagement ring is going up for auction

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are re-engaged.  How sweet, they can share Summer's Eve together

Jessica Simpson has preggo porn tits

Here's a game for you to play!


see more Memebase and check out our Troll Face lols!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Just for you Syclers!!

Spin Sycle: OWS Edition

I've thought about this for a little while, Syclers and this is the support that I offer for OWS.  These three videos I picked out carefully. You're having too many kneejerk reactions to police and media.  Slow it down and think things through more.  You'll get more support if you use your heads not your fists.  Make people listen but speaking softly and thoughtfully. Listen closely.



If you really really want media attention to come to you and really want the center spot of news, you need to do a hunger strike.  This gets your point out a lot faster and is more poignant with your message of social injustice and economic inequality.  Plus it will add a massive guilt factor.



Do you understand?  Put more punch into your message and stop with the violent outbursts.  Show that you mean it.  finally, This:  beware of the cult of personality.  You may need to unlearn what you've learned.  Think instead.



I hope you understand what I'm telling you and listen.  Good luck to you with your endeavors.  I support your right to peaceful assembly.

Oh yes, before I forget:  Monkey Crotch, monkey crotch, Jesus Christ, MONKEY CROTCH