The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

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Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

Spin Offs

For all you Twihards, Kristen and and RPat are in fact dating and he even proposed

Justin Timberlake is a free man

If you care, Kim and Reggie are done for good

Charlie Sheen doesn't give a fuck

Suri Cruise looks like her mother.  Her father, not so much.

New Moon parody!!!

Sums it all up pretty well I think, so you can save your $$