Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Britney still playing with Adnan?

So his paparazzi company picked him back up and started paying him again to see Britney?

from gossip rocks:

Brit Brit just can't stay away from Adnan's irresistible landing strip. TMZ claims that Brit Brit and Adnan have been meeting on the down low at her Beef Jerky Palace. A source said they have also been texting back and forth. Text sexy times! Brit probably texts, "yo knows yo wanna rub dat lanin strip aginst mah hairy azz cheeks."

Daddy Spears is not happy about Brit Brit and Adnan bumping bushes and is trying to stop them from seeing each other. They are a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Doucheo and Frappilet: Cheeto-crossed lovers.

Brit Brit's doctor also told Daddy Spears that it's probably not such a good thing for her to be hanging out with Adnan and his moobs again. DUH! Is Brit Brit being treated by Dr. Obvious?

Liv Tyler reuniting with estranged hubby?


from janet charlton's hollywood:

Liv Tyler separated from her musician husband Royston Langdon because she was tired of being the breadwinner and felt like she had all the responsibility in the relationship. We hear that after weeks of being single, she realized it wasn't that much fun and wants to give their marriage another try. She missed her husband. Their little boy Milo is happy too. So are we.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

80's Blast from the Past!

Human League and Fascination!




I miss the eighties....overdressing in black with high heels.....I sooo miss it!

Monday, June 30, 2008

OK, all...

I've had a shit day and I am making it my mission to find a new job ASAP....It is such bullshit what I have to put up with!!!! So since I had to suffer, you must suffer with me!!!

Here's Dethklok with their Duncan Hills coffee jingle:



Ok....I apologize for being a ToonHead. But It was a pretty crappy day.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Pete Doherty

Here's his youtube link...

http://www.youtube.com/user/1waytikt2tickletown

Be sure to check out Bohemian love, a song he just posted recently, which has a lot of hidden love messages for Kate Moss, his old girlfriend. It's really sad that he really is very talnted and writes good music but drugs himself up so badly. He's endearing yet impossibly fucked up.

Dethklok Love


If you havn't seen Metalocalypse(?) on adult swim, you are missing something! They totally make fun of death metal but at the same time, they are pretty good at it! Created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha (Home movies, you may remember that show, i still enjoy it), the band is made up but in totally irony, an album has been released and they are on tour this summer! Anyhow, after reading a few of their interviews, you can make dreams come true.....it gives me hope that I could still be an extra in a movie someday playing a zombie, I always thought that would be the coolest cuz I could totally show up hungover and STILL play the role with no problem....And it alos gives me vague hope of being a voiceover actress! Because that would just ROCK! It would be ther greatest to just be able to wear jeans and not care about makeup at all and just voice act. Totally cool. So anyway, check out the show, it's fun!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Creepy or Just Gross?


I'd be running away screaming in the other direction if some old guy who tried to convert me to his craziness tried to pair me up with one of his sons, regardless if they had done rehab or not.

Mel Gibson has twin sons who turn 26 this year, Edward and Christian, who both have stints in rehab. Ed was out of rehab late last year for an alcohol and cocaine addiction, and Christian got a DUI in 2006 and checked into rehab in late January of this year. Mel, who has also has a well publicized DUI under his belt, has recently befriended pop singer Britney Spears, 26. Britney has spent time at Mel’s estate in Costa Rica and has been seen out to dinner with him and his family.
While some speculated that Mel wanted to help Britney with her personal problems, and others wondered if he was trying to convert her to his unique brand of Catholicism, Mel may have had another motivation for spending time with Britney. The National Enquirer reports that Mel tried to set Britney up with the less messed-up twin her age, Edward, but that Britney wasn’t having that. Mel’s son Edward is working his recovery program and the Enquirer says Mel believed he would be a good influence on her.
[Mel Gibson] believed his son Edward - who was in rehab last year for cocaine and alcohol addition - had turned his life around and could help Britney do the same, an insider told The Enquirer.
“Mel felt Ed would be a great influence on Brit, and if the relationship turned to romance, all the better,” said the insider.
So Gibson arranged a meeting between the pair at Britney’s home in the Hollywood Hills last March, said the source.
“He sincerely believed that his son could help Britney stay on the straight and narrow and that they might hit it off as a couple as well,” the insider explained.
But Britney, 26, gave the cold shoulder to Mel and Edward…
“She hid from them most of the night,” revealed the insider. “Mel and his son spent most of the evening talking to her bodyguards.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, July 7, 2008]
There must have been no hard feelings between Britney and Mel after she tried to avoid the set up with one of his sons. She was seen at his Costa Rican getaway in mid-May. Britney also brought along a man with whom she’s been romantically linked in the past, agent Jason Trawick. Maybe Britney and Jason were already dating at that point and she wasn’t open to meeting Mel’s son or maybe she just wasn’t interested in the guy. Can you imagine thinking it’s a good idea to set up Britney Spears with a member of your family, though? At that point it had only been two months since she had that big melt down and was hospitalized.
In related news, OK! Magazine reports that Britney and Kevin had a “secret meeting” with their lawyers over the custody of their two boys. It is thought they are working to avoid having to go to trial to hash out custody issues. The talks were said to be unsuccessful, though, with neither of them willing to compromise. Britney went back home and then had a massage at the Ritz Carlton


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the Netherlands cave

And it's the fault of a damm religious government that has to stick its nose where it doesn't belong!

from yahoo news:

By TOBY STERLING, Associated Press Writer Sat Jun 28, 6:58 AM ET

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - This city's famed marijuana bars have weathered many challenges over the years and are still smoking. But now they face an unwelcome blast of fresh air: On July 1, the Netherlands will be one of the last European countries to ban smoking in bars and restaurants in compliance with EU law.

The Health Ministry says the ban will apply to cafes that sell marijuana, known as coffee shops. But this being Holland, which for centuries has experimented with social liberalism, there's a loophole: The ban covers tobacco but not marijuana, which is technically illegal anyway.

But that still leaves coffee shops and their customers in a bind. Dutch and other European marijuana users traditionally smoke pot in fat, cone-shaped joints mixed with tobacco.

"It's the world upside down: In other countries they look for the marijuana in the cigarette. Here they look for the cigarette in the marijuana," said Jason den Enting, manager of coffee shop Dampkring.

Shops are scrambling to adapt. One alternative is "vaporizer" machines, which incinerate weed smokelessly. Another is to replace tobacco with herbs like coltsfoot, a common plant that looks like a dandelion and that smokers describe as tasting a bit like oregano.

But most shops are just planning to increase their sales of hash brownies and pure weed — and are hoping the law isn't enforced.

Michael Veling, owner of the 4-20 Cafe and a board member of the Cannabis Retailers' Union, said he expected a small decline in sales as smokers are forced to separate their nicotine addiction from their marijuana habit.

But he expects the long-term effects to be minimal. "It's absurd to say that coffee shops will go bankrupt in the second week of July. Nonsense," he said.

Veling is instructing his staff to send tobacco smokers outside, but he doesn't expect all coffee shops to do the same. He said some owners will ignore the ban — and will probably get away with it, at least for a while.

But "if obeying the smoking ban becomes a condition of renewing your business license, just watch how fast it will happen," he said. "That's the way things work."

Chris Krikken, spokesman for the Food and Wares Authority, charged with enforcing the ban, said his agency won't be targeting coffee shops in particular.

"For the first month we'll just be gathering information about compliance in a wide range of hospitality businesses. Depending on what we find, we may focus more squarely on a sector that's lagging," he said.

But he said individual businesses caught allowing customers to smoke will be warned and definitely checked again. "Repeat offenders will face escalating fines," he said.

Marijuana possession is illegal in the Netherlands, but smokers are not prosecuted for holding up to 5 grams. Around 750 cafes — half of them in Amsterdam — are licensed to have up to 500 grams in stock at any one time.

The Dutch "tolerance" policy recognizes that some people will smoke pot regardless of laws, so it might as well happen in an orderly way. Critics complain this encourages substance abuse.

But cannabis abuse in Holland ranks somewhere in the middle compared to other nations and is lower than in the U.S., France and England, according to statistics compiled by the United Nations' Office on Drugs and Crime.

At the same time, the levels of THC — the main active chemical in marijuana — have soared in the past decade and are now at 16 percent in Dutch weed.

The U.S. government sounded the alarm earlier this month because THC in American marijuana has doubled to 9.6 percent since 1983, and it warned of recent scientific findings linking the drug to mental problems.

The Dutch government, currently led by a conservative coalition with a religious bent, is slowly squeezing back the number of coffee shops by not renewing licenses when shops close.

Growers are arrested, leaving coffee shop owners struggling to obtain their main product.

"The rules are being set to pester us out of business one by one, slowly but surely," said Richard van Velthoven, manager at The Greenhouse, who said he feared being shut down for tobacco violations.

"I've taken the cigarette machines out, I'm putting Coltsfoot on the tables, I've bought extra vaporizers, the staff is watching out — what more can I do?" he said.

German tourist Lars Schmit said lamented the possible end of an era.

Without coffee shops, he said, "a little bit of Amsterdam will die."

Friday, June 27, 2008

Rose McGowan to play Red Sonja

Come, on, this will be the third incarnation of this movie.....isn't it enough? From E!online:

Red Sonja, Rose McGowen. MGM/Verase Serabande

Rose McGowan has been the go-go dancer with the machine-gun leg, and now she's going to be the She-Devil With a Sword.

The titian-haired former Charmed star has signed on to play the titular mythical comic book hero in Red Sonja, to be produced by fiancé Robert Rodriguez and directed by Highland: Endgame helmer Douglas Aarniokoski, Millennium Films and Nu Images announced Friday.

"This is an amazing property and film for our company," studio exec Avi Lerner said. "Working with the talented Robert Rodriguez, having Rose McGowan as Red Sonja and Douglas Aarniokoski directing is a fantastic combination. We could not be happier."

Inevitable?

From the Sun:

GUY RITCHIE and MADONNA’s marriage has been thrown deeper into meltdown after he told her he’s quitting Kabbalah.

Madge has become increasingly involved with the mystical Jewish religion, but her film director husband is a step closer to hitting the road after losing his faith.

Friends say his recent revelation has widened the gap between the pair, who are leading separate lives despite officially remaining man and wife.

Yesterday I revealed how they barely spent any time together during a three-day break in the romantic Italian city of Milan.

Now a source close to the couple has revealed: “Guy has turned his back on Kabbalah once and for all.

“He has gone hot and cold on the religion in the past, but now he’s given up on it altogether. It has always been her thing and is more a part of her life than ever.

“Guy threw himself into it at first and even filled his movie Revolver with obscure references to the faith.

“He was genuinely into it and it helped the bond between them. But then he backtracked a little with his gestures of public backing, like wearing the bracelet, because he didn’t like being such a high-profile follower.

"He also became suspicious of all the Kabbalah crowd living off her money.

“But he always told Madonna he had kept his faith — until now.

“A few weeks ago he told her he doesn’t want anything else to do with it. It didn’t go down well.”
In March the Snatch director was snapped at his wife’s side at the Purim Jewish Festival at London’s Kabbalah Centre.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

He's in it for the $$$!

From ONTD:



HEATHER MILLS has a hunky new toyboy, the News of the World can reveal.


Sir Paul McCartney's 41-year-old ex-wife—who landed a £24million divorce deal in March —met beefy holiday rep Jamie Walker, 36, when she stayed at the Tenerife hotel where he works.

She fell for him after she saw him caring for daughter Beatrice at the kids club. The couple have been out on dates there and in her hometown Brighton.

Last night Jamie told us: "I'm under strict instructions not to talk about this."

Lonely Heather swooned over toyboy Jamie when she saw the 6ft 2in muscleman playing gently with her daughter.

Jamie took four-year-old Beatrice, Mucca's daughter by Sir Paul McCartney, under his wing while acting as kids' rep at the hotel.

And our exclusive pictures show how close Jamie has now become to Heather and her daughter.In pictures taken in Tenerife he looks on attentively as Heather talks to Beatrice and helps the youngster negotiate some steps.

He is also pictured chatting intently to Heather at a cafe on a recent visit to Brighton. Beatrice was playing nearby, looked after by a bodyguard. Last night Jamie told us:

"I'm under strict instructions not to talk to you about this.But I guess you already know it all then. Just be nice about me."

Last night a friend revealed: "Heather is completely infatuated with Jamie. He is a gym junkie and Heather has been boasting his body is so much fitter than Paul's.

"She likes the way he is with Beatrice and his gentle manner towards her. That has played a major part in their blossoming relationship.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

*Points & Laughs*


From ONTD and totally why children should'nt have babies:

The birth of Jamie Lynn Spears' new daughter, Maddie Briann, wasn't without complications... to say the least.

In the new issue of Star, on newsstands now, we have all the details about Jamie Lynn's delivery room drama — including her life-threatening decision, emergency surgery to save the baby, Britney's jealous episode, Lynne Spears fighting with everyone and the brouhaha over a paternity test.

"The baby's heart rate dropped every time she tried to push," a family insider tells Star. "They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short." But despite the doctors' dire warnings, the 17-year-old "was adamant about having a natural delivery."
Everyone in the room at Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss., pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors — including big sister Britney. Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. "But she got mad," says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to "just have a damn Caesarian," as she did. "Britney then ran out in tears because she couldn't bear to see what was happening."

The girls mother, Lynne, only added to the tension. "Lynne was already angry because her daughter didn't want her in the delivery room at all," says the source. "But she had insisted on being there, along with Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn's boyfriend. Jamie Lynn cussed and yelled at her mom, and told her to get out. She cursed Lynne for bringing her into the world to bear such pain."

Madonna Single Come November?


BTW, I got a copy of Hard Candy...and just to let you know, they have new codes on the CD that prevent you from moving music around to different media....I loaded a copy onto one computer to put it on my mp3 player then to another computer and nope! won't let me! I couldn't load it to the intended computer by CD because mine doesn't have a CD/DVD player in it. Bastards.

from Digital Spy:

Madonna and Guy Ritchie will end their seven-year marriage in November, say reports.

According to The Mirror, the pair have decided to delay the announcement until Madonna's Sticky And Sweet world tour finishes.

A source said: "Although the marriage is coming to an end, they don't want to say anything until the tour is over.

"They live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife and thought it best to call it a day. There's been speculation about them having furious rows, but they have just grown apart.

"They've decided they are better off as friends. It's sad, but they're determined to keep it amicable."

The pair recently denied rumours they were splitting, despite reports that Madonna has hired divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn QC.

See What I'm reduced to?

Fucking Paris Hilton posts. I'm reduced to that skank talking about how the puppy incident didn't happen. Thanks for nothing, Hollywood. From digital spy:

Hilton hits out at puppy reports

Rex Features

Paris Hilton has responded to media reports that she attempted to buy a puppy to accessorise a photoshoot.

The US socialite hit out at accusations that she tried to a buy a Yorkie dog at the Melrose Avenue Puppy Store earlier this month.

Hilton claimed that she was with partner Benji Madden when the incident was reported to have occurred.

"I wanted to let you know that I've been getting messages and reading stories about an incident that supposedly happened with me and a pet store," she wrote in her official blog.

"I was catching up on news last week only to read a story about me walking by some puppies for sale, and demanding that I be given a Yorkie puppy to be an accessory for a photoshoot.

"These stories have gotten out of control and I want to clear some things up. I wasn't looking for a new pet, I wasn't even at a photoshoot that day."

She added: "I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly - I treat them as if they were my children.

"So it is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would 'go with my outfit'."

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Disturbing Blind Item

from CDAN:

You might want to cover your eyes for this one. It is pretty rough. B list actor. A list name recognition. Award winner for sure. (Not Ben Affleck lol) He's been married before. Films. All the time. Serious roles. No comedies for this guy. Not married now, but in a relationship with a non-celebrity. She's pregnant. Apparently she has told a few of her close friends that our B list actor rapes her often. She is afraid to go to the police because he is a celebrity and she is pregnant with his child and of course even though he rapes her almost every night, she of course still loves him.

Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin Dead

from fox news:

LOS ANGELES — George Carlin, the frenzied performer whose routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died.

Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. He was 71.

"He was a genius and I will miss him dearly," Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

'Member that "Lost Tribe?"


well, it was all bullshit! From Gawker:

Our own Alex Pareene was so money when he called bullshit on that supposedly unknown tribe photographed in the Amazon. It was all a ruse by a concerned environmentalist! "[I]t has now emerged that, far from being unknown, the tribe's existence has been noted since 1910 and the mission to photograph them was undertaken in order to prove that 'uncontacted' tribes still existed in an area endangered by the menace of the logging industry. The disclosures have been made by the man behind the pictures, José Carlos Meirelles, 61, one of the handful of sertanistas— experts on indigenous tribes—working for the Brazilian Indian Protection Agency, Funai, which is dedicated to searching out remote tribes and protecting them."

"In his first interviews since the disclosure of the tribe's existence, Meirelles described how he found the group, detailed how they lived and how he planned the publicity to protect them and other tribes in similar danger of losing the habitat in which they have flourished for hundreds of years.

"Meirelles admitted that the tribe was first known about almost a century ago and that the apparently chance encounter that produced the now famous images was no accident. 'When we think we might have found an isolated tribe,' he told al-Jazeera, 'a sertanista like me walks in the forest for two or three years to gather evidence and we mark it in our [global positioning system]. We then map the territory the Indians occupy and we draw that protected territory without making contact with them. And finally we set up a small outpost where we can monitor their protection.' [...]

"What he was looking for was not only proof of life, but firm evidence that the tribes in this area were flourishing—proof in his view that the policy of no contact and protection was working. On the last day, with only a couple hours of flight time remaining, Meirelles spotted a large community.

"'When I saw them painted red, I was satisfied, I was happy,' he said. 'Because painted red means they are ready for war, which to me says they are happy and healthy defending their territory.'" [Guardian via Dana]

BLIND ITEM!!!


And this one...could it be? I have a hard time imagining that Tiny Tom would slip up so much at this point so I don't think it's him. I also don't imagine TC going around to bars....but who could it be?

NY DAILY NEWS/FULL DISCLOSURE
Which A-list actor, who yells from the rooftops that he is straight, approached a male Off-Broadway star in a bar and offered to pay him big bucks to watch him and another dude get it on in the rest room?

NSFW: Sporn

Click on the headline to experience the best of Sporn.

From io9....they probably explain this best:

Why does Spore, the new evolution game from EA/Maxis, give us hope for the future of humanity? Because the first thing everybody did with the "creature creator" editor was create a bunch of, shall we say, genitally-oriented organisms. Call it Sporn. EA is unlikely to let you share these creatures with other Spore players, and every time somebody posts footage of a new one on YouTube it gets taken down. That's why we've put together this happy music video, featuring the vocal stylings of Peaches' "Tent in Your Pants," celebrating the very best of Sporn. There are some things in here that even I can't identify. Ah, evolution.

Amy Winehouse diagnosed with TB!


from ONTD:

As Amy Winehouse remains hospitalized, the embattled singer's condition may have taken a turn for the worse, as it's being reported that the 24-year-old has a case of tuberculosis.

According to London newspaper The Sun, sources from the London hospital say, doctors now believe Winehouse has tuberculosis and are performing more test to be certain.

The troubled crooner is suffering a chest infection and has been having severe coughing fits and hurling up blood. Despite her refusal to be examined, doctors are trying to control her irregular heartbeat.

As SOHH previously reported, after being rushed to the hospital earlier this week following a fainting spell, which could have been caused by a massive overdose she suffered last year, Winehouse received a dire warning from her doctor to quit using drugs or eventually her addiction will cost the British soul singer her life.

Winehouse's battle with drugs and alcohol coupled with her massive weight loss, have doctors concerned as well.




Saturday, June 21, 2008

Courtney Love, WTF?


Is she back on the hoss? shootin the smack? I mean really, how else would she be so damm skinny AND pale like death? She honestly looks like she's ready to step right into her grave.

from Mail Online:

Halloween may be months off, but Courtney Love did a good job of frightening onlookers with her ghoulish appearance in LA yesterday. (6/19)

The singer's deathly pale skin drew gasps as she stepped out for a shopping trip in Malibu in a 1920s see-through lace dress, as did her painfully frame.

Her once Rubenesque figure has been reduced to just skin and bone, sparking concerns over her health.

Love's weight has long been the focus of attention - she lost 52 pounds last year on a strict diet of shakes combined with minimal fish and vegetables.

She denied reports gastric bypass surgery and liposuction aided her initial transformation.
Now it appears emotional strain is to blame - Courtney recently revealed she was feeling suicidal after the ashes of her husband, Nirvana's Kurt Cobain disappeared from her home.

Is 'Fencing' gay code for buttseks?

from digital spy:

Beckham, Smith fence with Cruise

Rex Features

Will Smith has revealed that he and David Beckham have taken up a new hobby with Tom Cruise.

Speaking at the premiere of his new film Hancock, Smith explained that he had started fencing with the pair.

He told The Mirror: "Tom has a room for training. We don't get enough time to hang out, just us three guys, so this is his way of getting together and bonding. David and I go to his home and just do fencing. It's a lot of fun.

"We wanted an activity that was strenuous, but we're getting older - we have to think about slowing down."

Smith joked: "We've got to watch our joints. Especially my knee."

So....


Jamie Lynn Spears spawned another Spears girl. *yawn* Teen pregnancies are so boring. Somebody should slap her for the name choice, Madison Brianna would have been better.

from Ass-kissing, kneepad wearing People:

There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning.

PEOPLE confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann

"Just the family was there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy."

Jamie Lynn's sister Britney, father Jamie and brother Bryan flew in Wednesday to be with her for the birth; her mother Lynne had been with her helping her get ready for the baby.

Since announcing her pregnancy in December, Britney’s little sister has retreated from the bright lights of Hollywood, opting for the comforts of her hometown of Kentwood, La.

and in other boring Spears news, from handbag gossip:

A shocking new book claims Britney Spears has tried to kill herself twice in the last 18 months.

A shocking new book claims Britney Spears has tried to kill herself twice in the last 18 months.Britney Spears attempted suicide twice in the last 18 months, a shocking new book claims. Award winning journalist Ian Halperin spent the last year and a half undercover posing as a paparazzo to "get close to Spears and her inner circle of managers and friends". Halperin told Life And Style Weekly of the singer's two apparent suicide bids and claims her problems are fuelled by drugs and the company she keeps. "I saw a lot. I partied with her and was able to really monitor what type of stuff she was using. It's very concerning," he explains. "But the book is mainly about her handlers, how sleazy and destructive they are towards her. The people around her are like vultures. She's on major medications. And she's being micro-managed and controlled to the extreme by her parents, the courts and a huge team of doctors and handlers. I think she's in danger of a catastrophic relapse." It's not all bad though, the journalist, who's written books on Kurt Cobain and Celine Dion, did say, "She's basically a good person. She's actually a very caring mom."

*why are all books promoted as being "shocking".....none of this really surprises me*

and from digital spy:

Britney Spears's mum has revealed that her popstar daughter wants to leave California and "return to Louisiana".

Since rising to fame a decade ago, Spears has spent most of her time away from her Kentwood, Louisiana hometown.

According to Us Magazine, a declaration from Lynne Spears to the LA Superior Court said: "Britney has spent a majority of her time over the last five years in the state of California due in part to work but primarily with respect to a custody dispute currently ongoing."

Spears's ex husband Kevin Federline currently has primary custody of their two sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Tom Cruise out of MI:4!!!

from ONTD:


It appears that Tom Cruise isn't putting all his eggs into the Valkyrie basket. Valkyrie, you'll recall, is the Bryan Singer-directed thriller in which Cruise plays a German officer who tried to assassinate Hitler. That project has hit some bumps on its way to theaters. Meanwhile, Cruise is also making an attempt to go back to his roots. But making that happen isn't simple: It seems that the Cruise camp recently reached out to Paramount about making Mission: Impossible 4 and got seriously disavowed.

Paramount's response was to ask whether Cruise would like to produce the film—as in, produce but not star in. And, since he's contractually guaranteed the right to produce such a film at this point, it wasn't much of an offer. This tells us not to read too much into that supposed rapprochement between Cruise and Sumner Redstone. And it suggests that the fighting between Cruise and Paramount studio chief Brad Grey over the deal for M:I3 was a lot more rancorous than we knew at the time.

We don't want to keep you in suspense: Cruise's answer was no. Our source tells us that Paramount met this with a shrug, since in the not-too-distant future the studio expects that it will be free, contractually, to make the movie without involving Cruise's production company. Some film executives say they think Paramount is being foolish, because they believe there is an avid audience for Cruise in this role. After all, the last one grossed about $400 million worldwide. (Maybe M:I4 could pair Cruise with Shia LaBoeuf as the young successor.) But Paramount seems to think it could relaunch the franchise with a young star and leave Cruise out of the equation.

*Tiny tom: PWND!*

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Update!

Ok, so I know this is posting about my period and WTF, right? Who posts about her period? Well, it's been three weeks since my surgery and this is my first post-op period. The best part is, I have NO pain! None at all! I am a little bloated, tired and slightly cranky, but there is NO PAIN and I am so happy!!!! Yes, Virginia, I'm having a happy period! I'm not so heavy on my flow and I've had a terrible sugar craving yesterday which may have been from being very tired, but I have no pain! That makes it all worth while!!!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

And Captain America to be played by.....


Leo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt??!! Actually, I can't think who I would want to play Capt. America....or Thor for that matter! from the Tipster:

If you're gonna dream, dream big, as Marvel Studios is reportedly doing with its wish list for its upcoming Captain America. According to Latino Review, the two names topping the studio's most wanted list as potential Cap'ns: Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. DiCaprio, who earlier this week signed on to play Atari founder Nolan Bushnell in a biopic, seems unlikely to step up for the project, especially since he reportedly turned down the offer to play Spider-Man when that franchise launched, with DiCaprio pal Tobey Maguire, in 2002. Pitt, meanwhile, has been rumored for months to be the top choice for an adaptation of the Thor comics, but he's also, according to Latino Review, the number-two pick for Captain America. Both stars already have fully packed schedules, with DiCaprio also committed to Martin Scorsese's Teddy Roosevelt biopic, the thriller The Chancellor Manuscript and historical drama Freedom Within the Heart, while Pitt is attached to the Terrence Malick-directed sci-fi adventure Tree of Life, the boxing drama The Fighter and the Watergate drama Dirty Tricks.

*Here's an update on more Marvel movies to be released:

Iron Man 2 in 2010
Thor in 2011
The Avengers in 2011
Captain America in 2011

and this I just found out....X-Men origins: Wolverine to be released May 2009

SO STOKED!!!*

Get the Lube ready!


You're about to take it hard in the ass for internet access, it seems! From gawker.com:

Well, the Internet was fun while it lasted, but now three of the nation's largest service providers are going to shut it down and throw us all back to the dark ages of telephones and postage stamps. "Some people use the Internet simply to check e-mail and look up phone numbers. Others are online all day, downloading big video and music files. For years, both kinds of Web surfers have paid the same price for access. But now three of the country’s largest Internet service providers are threatening to clamp down on their most active subscribers by placing monthly limits on their online activity."

"One of them, Time Warner Cable, began a trial of 'Internet metering' in one Texas city early this month, asking customers to select a monthly plan and pay surcharges when they exceed their bandwidth limit. The idea is that people who use the network more heavily should pay more, the way they do for water, electricity, or, in many cases, cellphone minutes.

"That same week, Comcast said that it would expand on a strategy it uses to manage Internet traffic: slowing down the connections of the heaviest users, so-called bandwidth hogs, at peak times.

"AT&T also said Thursday that limits on heavy use were inevitable and that it was considering pricing based on data volume. 'Based on current trends, total bandwidth in the AT&T network will increase by four times over the next three years,' the company said in a statement.

"All three companies say that placing caps on broadband use will ensure fair access for all users. Internet metering is a throwback to the days of dial-up service, but at a time when video and interactive games are becoming popular, the experiments could have huge implications for the future of the Web [...]

“'As soon as you put serious uncertainty as to cost on the table, people’s feeling of freedom to predict cost dries up and so does innovation and trying new applications,' Vint Cerf, the chief Internet evangelist for Google who is often called the 'father of the Internet,' said in an e-mail message.

"But the companies imposing the caps say that their actions are only fair. People who use more network capacity should pay more, Time Warner argues. And Comcast says that people who use too much—like those who engage in file-sharing—should be forced to slow down."

The Incredible Hulk


I just saw this movie today, just got back and here is Spin's Official review (WARNING, spoilers):

Save your money and rent the DVD. I was very disappointed. Like other reviews have pointed out, the CGI for the Hulk itself and the abomination were just too cartoony, more realism would have been better.

All of the cast gave a great performance, except Ed Norton. His delivery was just plain flat and he never convinced me that he was, in fact, Bruce Banner. Everyone else was quite good. With Liv Tyler as Betty Ross, she played a great love interest, although there were times when Betty had quiet moment with Bruce or the Hulk, where I thought she was going to start speaking Elvish. Tim Roth, I love him so. I was so glad to see him in an action film. He never disappoints me.

The story was not outstanding and even the fight scenes were boring. It was very predictable and lackluster. Many parts just seem too dragged out. I could not connect with any of the characters in the story.

Things that bothered me about the plot: 1) If everyone who fired at Bruce while he was the Hulk figured out that their bullets and bombs didn't work on him, why did they keep firing? Why not wait until he's no longer the Hulk and kill him then? 2) Why is it that when Betty and Bruce were trying to figure out how to get away without being tracked, they talked about how they couldn't use the credit cards. Um, yes you could, but only once....you'd have to hit an ATM and take out all the money. Then it's cash only after that, duh. 3) What the hell happened to the abomination after the ending fight? That was left waaaay too open.

It's not worth paying the extra money just to see it on the big screen I recommend waiting to watch it on DVD. Or on the net for free, if you know how. It's boring, not nearly entertaining as I would like. It certainly didn't leave me with the feeling of "WOW" as I watched it. I couldn't wait for it to end. It was a nice breath of air at the end though, where the general is at the bar drinking and Tony Stark makes his appearance. Yes, everything is being set up to get S.H.I.E.L.D. put together. And, unlike Iron Man, there is no clip at the very very end, after all the credits, so don't bother staying. Your treat is Tony Stark coming into the bar to talk to the general.

The Incredible Hulk isn't so incredible and gets a frowny face. :(

One extra note from the LA times:

The character: Mild-mannered scientist Bruce Banner, who turns into the eponymous muscle-bound, green-hued monster in Marvel's new $150-million adaptation of its beloved comic book character.

Stickler for details: During the last four months, Norton and director Louis Leterrier lobbied for a longer, nuanced film with more in-depth exposition while the studio has stood firm, insisting on traditional slam-bang, action-movie pacing and ultimately refusing Norton the power of final cut.

Back story: The actor-writer hasn't done much to promote "Hulk" outside of issuing a terse 257-word statement to Entertainment Weekly. It recasts the so-called "dispute" between Marvel/Universal and himself and Leterrier as a media misrepresentation that's really a "collaboration" in which the principal parties have simply agreed to disagree. Thanks for clarifying, Ed.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Tim Russert, We hardly knew ye

Goodbye to a truly great journalist and a man who loved his work. His shoes will be hard to fill.

from msnbc.com, some of his last thoughts just a couple of hours before he died:

Russert on Politics
NBC News
updated 11:50 a.m. CT, Fri., June. 13, 2008

Tim Russert is NBC News’ Washington bureau chief and host of Meet the Press. He regularly offers MSNBC.com’s readers his insight and analysis into questions about politics past, present and future.


Tim Russert
Washington bureau chief
Msnbc: Tim, www.fightthesmears.com is a web site launched by the Barack Obama campaign to combat potentially damaging rumor about the candidate and his wife, Michelle. Is this necessary? How big of a problem is this really?

Tim Russert: It’s amazing how much the Internet has changed our lives. People get emails that make accusations without foundation and they are circulated around the country within seconds and suddenly become topics of conversations around water coolers or in lunchrooms.

I remember being in Indianapolis covering the Indiana primary and a man came up to me and said he wasn’t going to vote for Senator Obama because he was very concerned about the comments made by Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s pastor. I said, “That’s interesting. As a reporter, I’m curious what comments particularly bothered you?” He said, “Well, I can’t think of any that come to mind, but I also read on the Internet that he’s a Muslim.” And I said, “Now wait a minute. You can’t have both. You can’t be offended by his Christian minister and then say he’s a Muslim. You’ve got to pick one.”

But that just underscores what we’re dealing with in this modern era.

Now I’m told there’s a counter organization with a very similar name that is going to be positioned and posted to spread the rumors, so that people that go to the Internet to get clarification will go to the wrong web site and get confused.

Tim Russert
Washington bureau chief
Msnbc: Tim, www.fightthesmears.com is a web site launched by the Barack Obama campaign to combat potentially damaging rumor about the candidate and his wife, Michelle. Is this necessary? How big of a problem is this really?

Tim Russert: It’s amazing how much the Internet has changed our lives. People get emails that make accusations without foundation and they are circulated around the country within seconds and suddenly become topics of conversations around water coolers or in lunchrooms.

I remember being in Indianapolis covering the Indiana primary and a man came up to me and said he wasn’t going to vote for Senator Obama because he was very concerned about the comments made by Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s pastor. I said, “That’s interesting. As a reporter, I’m curious what comments particularly bothered you?” He said, “Well, I can’t think of any that come to mind, but I also read on the Internet that he’s a Muslim.” And I said, “Now wait a minute. You can’t have both. You can’t be offended by his Christian minister and then say he’s a Muslim. You’ve got to pick one.”

But that just underscores what we’re dealing with in this modern era.

Now I’m told there’s a counter organization with a very similar name that is going to be positioned and posted to spread the rumors, so that people that go to the Internet to get clarification will go to the wrong web site and get confused.
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It’s a virus. You have bloggers on both sides, liberals and conservatives, Republicans and Democrats all trying to utilize this vehicle without any kind of fact checking and without any kind of editorial control.

Msnbc: Given the way people use the Internet, do you wonder if there are going to be some things said or done during the course of this campaign that will be very unsettling?

Russert: That’s what we have to be conscious of and vigilant against, particularly at the end of the campaign as things are put out there. We’ve already had a few fake videos with different words dubbed in and people say, “This must be true because I saw it on the Internet.”

What we hope to do in this campaign is recognize there are big differences on big issues between John McCain and Barack Obama – the war in Iraq, Iran, Social Security, taxes. You don’t need to get into this other stuff. If it does surface, then I think the mainstream media has an obligation not to just instinctively put it out there without vetting it. Or, if it is something that is manufactured as a virus, report on that – who did it and why. But sometimes it’s very hard to trace it back to its original source.

Msnbc: Who do you have coming up on Meet the Press?

Russert: We’re going to talk big issues with a debate: Obama vs. McCain. Joe Biden will represent Barack Obama; Lindsey Graham will represent John McCain.

Msnbc: Do you think Lindsey Graham might be on the ticket with John McCain?

Russert: I think he’s on the list. South Carolina is a solid state, but McCain really likes his passion and his ability to be on the attack against the Democrats on these foreign policy issues. I think Biden is someone who’s very much on Obama’s list because of his wealth of foreign policy experience, his knowledge of the Iran and the Iraq. It’ll be interesting. They’re both coming into the studio. It could be an vice presidential audition. A Meet the Press audition, coming your way Sunday, on Meet the Press!
© 2008 MSNBC Interactive

*Sorry guys, I have great love for this guy, like a lot of people right now. I hate to see him go.*

In honor of a verdict being reached in the R. Kelly case:

And this is also why I love Riley ("That's a bitch move, Santa"):




and of course:



and after one day of deliberations, R. Kelly is ACQUITTED....which means not guilty. The jury was not convinced beyond a reasonable doubt, the girl didn't testify and kept saying it wasn't her on the tape. Was she too scare to say anything? Plus R. Kelly exercised his right to stay quiet. That's probably why he was let go. The prosecution just could'nt prove it. Wow.



"If R. Kelly go to jail, I'll piss on yo cat!"

Wow, I had no idea that Sam Ronson had a twin sister!

Here's Sam with her twin Charlotte:

Goldigger (Kanye West) uncensored version

sorry but this song is STUCK in my head. It makes me laugh every time I hear it! The video isn't that great, but here you go:

Billy Bob Thorton weighs in on Brangelina


I've been waiting for him to speak up! from digital spy:

Billy Bob Thornton has said that Brad Pitt is part of a "high school phase" for Angelina Jolie.

Thornton hit out at his former wife, claiming that she would probably want to get back together with him in the future.

Speaking at a press launch for his new album with The Boxmasters, he said: "She's just going through a high school phase.

"You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time.

"Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."

Thornton married Jolie in 2000 after meeting her on the film set for Pushing Tin. They divorced three years later.

*Brad and Angie do seem like the golden quarterback and the hot goth chick in high school*

Thursday, June 12, 2008

*Points & Laughs*


Paris Hilton's night club "Club Paris" is now CLOSED
*like you even noticed*

from ONTD:

Paris Hilton's night club "Club Paris" in Orlando, FL ended its barely-three-year-run last summer (see, nobody noticed anyways did they?); making way for DOLCE to take its place.

*Paris herself probably didn't even go there*

oh and in related news: Paris has been closed for ages... in fact, Dolce already took over and closed just as quickly.


Well, duh!


All teens seem to think that a real relationship and even marriage is all lollipops and puppy dogs....They can't understand that it's work, a lot of commitment involved from both sides and a lot of learning to understand and compromise. So of course, Jamie Lynn and her man are fighting. Of course, he wants to get away. Of course, it is eventually doomed to fail unless there is a miraculous realization and growing up an both their parts. When one is so young, maturity hasn't had a chance to blossom yet:

By Ree Hines
MSNBC contributor
updated 9:34 p.m. CT, Wed., June. 11, 2008

It looks like the pre-baby wedding bells won’t ring for Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge. According to Star, the teenage parents-to-be are having such a hard time getting along, they may never wed.

“Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner,” a source told the magazine. “And now she's called off their wedding plans.”

Though the couple allegedly bought a house earlier this month, another Star source calls the “Zoey 101” star’s relationship with Casey “in and out,” and claims Jamie Lynn’s packed up and moved back into the Spears’ family home.

$citards hate Dr. Drew!


Don't mess with my Dr. Drew, I luurrvs him! Don't be scuured tiny tom! Dr Drew is there to help!

from ontd:

Drew Pinsky is downright respectable, at least by TV doctor standards. Unlike "Dr. Phil," he has an actual medical degree, practices medicine and even teaches psychiatry. His reality show, Celebrity Rehab, is both more gripping and responsible than other celebrity "reality" vehicles. But Tom Cruise has allowed his lawyer to compare "Dr. Drew" to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels, because the doctor told Playboy the following about movie star Cruise's fevered devotion to the Church of Scientology:

A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.

Cruise's high-powered attorney, Bert Fields, a frequent client of convicted wiretapper and racketeer Anthony Pellicano, called Pinsky an "unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety," adding, "The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels."

Cruise has already spoken on record about his abusive father. Strange, then, that he would snap so viciously over speculation he was neglected.

Perhaps the megastar interprets Pinsky's statements as a slam against his mother, the presumptive neglector. More likely, it was the line about Scientology's "cultish" environment that sent Cruise, a church bigwig, into attack mode.

But a slam this over the top only makes Cruise look more crazy while drawing attention to his own deep involvement with the sect.

weird dream!

My brain took a huge, massive crap last night (since that's what dreams have to be, your brain taking a dump). Because hollywood is desperate for storylines, just to protect both of us (I know hollywood doesn't read this site but just in case), if this ends up in a screenplay or movie, I will sue!! ^_^

So the dream was this:

I got a job looking after this enormous, beautiful tudor style mansion at night. It seemed like a sorority house, with a lot of young female residents. It was grey stone, the estate was huge, green and lush, it had one of those large circular driveways. The entryway doors were enormous and of heavy wood. There was stained glass to greet you.

The pay was pretty good and just looking after a house at night seemed easy work, so I took it.

Of course, things can't be as they seem after dark and the weirdness in my dream starts when night falls and all the residents have gone to bed. There were three bizarre mutant creatures that would come out and they were not friendly. I had to fight them or try to get away and hide because they could be killed. Not they there was a rule to not kill them, more like, they don't die. They just come back and try to kill you again.

So after a few crazy nights of fighting these things and being totally exhausted, I have to ask somebody what the deal is. I get invited to some sort of initiation ceremony. There's a huge marble circular setup behind the house, with a podium and carved marble thrones that make up the circle. The girls sit in these.

I get told to walk around the circle on the outside and when I finally reach the top of the circle where the podium is, with the lead girl's seat, I am told to slit her throat by this man in a black suit who is supposed to conduct this ceremony. I say "what?" because I'm not going to do that.

He tells me that the girls choose to be there, they are not forced. It is an honor for this girl to be killed as a sacrifice for the mutant things. The other girls get raped by the things, this is how they reproduce. Just to be sure, I ask if the girls really are by there because they want to be and after he says yes, I decide that I'm leaving, it's all just too weird. It's not a sorority but some kind of cult. I walk through the house, disguising my intentions to leave, like maybe I'm just trying to get to the bathroom.

It starts raining outside and i call my husband to come get me, please hurry. I try not to have a mental breakdown, I have to keep it together to get out. I finally reach the entryway and get outside to meet him. There are a few girls out there smoking and laughing. When they finish smoking, they go back in. I'm not going to try to save anybody, I figure fuck it, they can choose to leave. finally my husband pulls up and I jump into the car telling him to drive away fast but don't draw attention. Of course, he wants to ask what is going on, so I tell him, all while going through my purse and my clothes to make sure I don't have anything on me to track me.

Then I wake up.

My brain took a huge dump last night.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Girl has Skilz!

Make a bikini out of an old T-Shirt in two minutes. From Break.com:


Chick Turns Old T-Shirt Into Bikini - Watch more free videos

Did Mark Ronson out his sister?

you be the judge! Is RoHan finally outed? From JJ's Dirt:


Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have not been hiding their love and affection for one another as of late in the public eye, but they have also never confirmed to the world they are a couple either.

So, leave it up to their friends and family to do that job. Samantha's studly and uber talented brother Mark Ronson had this to say to the media about the two,
"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"

No, Brit Brit, NO!!

Stay away from the crazy! Stay AWAAAYYY!!!

From IDLYITW:


Already having spent time together in Costa Rica, Britney Spears and Mel Gibson met again last night at the Grand Havana Room, an exclusive Beverly Hills cigar bar. People reports:

For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met in what was confirmed to PEOPLE as a more of an ongoing guidance session than a business pow-wow."
Two-and-a-half hours? Really? Britney can't pay attention for five minutes. I have a feeling this is gonna take a lot of work if he plans on teaching her how to hate the Jews.

OMG, David Spade is gonna be a daddy!

WTF is up with hollyweird? Did something get slipped into the water supply? All these celebs are popping out babies, getting pregnant, getting somebody pregnant....what the hell?? It seems David Spade spilled some seed during a one night stand but at least he's willing to own up to it.

Is it just me or does this chick resemble David? Will the baby then just be a little david clone? Did David imagine doing himself when he was with her? Ew, I'm making myself want to puke now. David's baby is going ot be a girl, does that make it more creepy?

From CDAN:


First of all I have a tough time swallowing that David Spade actually has sex with women. More correctly I should say I have a tough time saying that women are allowing David Spade to have sex with them, and apparently unprotected sex at that. Former Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace confirmed she is having David Spade's baby. David who basically had a one night stand with Jillian has been reluctant to confirm he is the father and I can see why.

Anyone who has sex with David Spade will obviously have sex with just about anyone and therefore if I were Spade I would be cautious. That, combined with the fact that he probably didn't even know what to do when he was given the opportunity to have sex makes this that much more surprising.

According to In Touch, the pair don't even speak to each other but are trying to come to some type of child support agreement before the baby is born in late summer. In case you were curious or just love traffic accidents, Spade is 43 and Jillian is 22. Jillian is expecting a daughter.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Johnny Depp is 45!


Ponder that for a moment...Johnny Depp is 45! He sure looks awesome, no matter the age. From PopSugar:

Johnny Depp had his 45th birthday yesterday, but he didn't take a day off to celebrate. Instead, he was back on the set of Public Enemies in Chicago with a gun under his arm and a glare on his face. We're enjoying all the glimpses of cleaned-up Johnny while they last, since he might get back to looking creepy playing a vampire in his rumored next movie with Tim Burton, an adaptation of Dark Shadows.

She wants her hands deep in Tony's pockets, huh?

from CDAN:



So last night I heard the news I was dreading almost as much as Paris Hilton being knocked up. The level of pain in this one goes more personal though. I can feel the horror unleashing in my body. Also, due to the 99% Paris ban on this site, I could have probably got through 9 months relatively pain free of a Paris pregnancy and I would have been busy waiting for the seven signs of the apocalypse to be fulfilled so that would have been interesting.

The phone call last night was a bunch of me asking, "are you sure?" Wondering aloud if it might be some child she ate as a sacrifice, or the indigestible food from her restaurant creating some kind of Besos Beer Belly. Then I asked if it was Tony's. Apparently it is, and the question was not found amusing. At least she could have got knocked up by Mario Lopez and made this thing more interesting.

Site wise I can get through the Eva Longoria pregnancy because, well it is not like she is on the site everyday. Personally it will be much tougher as the person who told me was so excited that I know it will be 9 months of hearing her friends screaming and happy and just being, well friends. The fact that we share a set of friends will just further add fuel to my misery. I may take up drinking absinthe. Maybe then I could just zone out until sometime during the baby shower, or its graduation from high school.

This is the only time you will hear me say the words, so, enjoy them. Congratulations Eva. Damn, that was harder than passing a kidney stone.