Spin Sycle for November 1, 2013 and weekend edition!

How was your Halloween, Spinions???  are you ready to be bombarded by Christmas now??

I found this funny as hell, Mama June and Honey Boo Boo's family dressed as the Kardashians for Halloween.  Just imagine the hilarity if the two families ever actually meet:



And Neil Patrick Harris's family was perfect as usual:




It seems that even the gods are tired of Kanye's shit

I'm pretty sure that by this point, Khloe is in it for the $ now.....your friend Spin heard something about Khloe getting most of Lamar's $ if he died....which would be more than a divorce would bring.  Obvious choice is obvious?

Finally, if anybody cares, Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant with #2

Weekend update:  Love is dead, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison split up.  Then again, quelle surprise.  Will she become the next Pari$ Hilton? And I mean in regards to the annoying overexposure for nothing.  Wait, how much do you want to bet that there's a sex tape being shopped around (barf)?

Spin Sycle for October 30, 2013

Let's get back to it with a soft open, shall we, Spinions?  How about a blind item?

[Blind Gossip] This popular male singer is completely reckless and out of control.

We believe that there are many reasons for this: Dr*gs. Alcohol. Bad friends. Too much fame too early in his life. Too much money. Not enough people willing to say “No” to him. Too many girls who are willing to have unprotected sex with him.

One of the women with whom he has been having sex is a pretty young dancer who used to work at a very popular L.A. hotspot. He caught her act several times and soon asked her to join his tour.

She wasn’t just a dancer on his payroll. She was also his sexual partner in between his trysts with other girls. Yes, there are always lot of girls. Our guy has a voracious sexual appetite.

Very recently (within the past few weeks), our dancer discovered that she was pregnant by the singer. Oops.

His management team told her exactly what they expected from her. Baby? No! She would get an ab*rtion, and in return, she would get a lump sum of cash and she would get to keep her  job.

She initially refused the offer. The management doubled their efforts. They told her that if she didn’t get an ab*rtion, that she would be fired from the tour and that they would make sure that she never worked professionally again (No, we don’t know exactly how they were going to ensure that happened).

This is a young girl with no money, no higher education, and no job skills except dancing. She was up against a rich and powerful celebrity and his rich and influential management team. She took the deal. She had the ab*rtion just a few weeks ago… and went right back out on tour with him as one of his dancers.

Spin's guess:  Justin Bieber

October 29, 2013

Soon.

September 2013

still taking my time, folks

Spin Sycle

I'm sorry guys.  I've lost the most important person in my life and I don't feel much like writing about anything.  Maybe later.

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

hey Syclers, what's up?



Here's the real reason that Brooke Mueller lost custody of her babies with Charlie Sheen

Jeff Hanneman killed by a spider.

Lindsay Lohan in rehab, how long will this last?

and here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] So there’s a rumor going around that they are planning a wedding. We have just two words to describe this:

Holy. Sh*t.

You know that every event in this family’s life is plotted and planned and choreographed and filmed and packaged and sold, right? There is absolutely nothing spontaneous about any major life event. To even think that the family would not plan and capitalize on the engagement process is ridiculous.

After all, engagements are all about romance and rings and proposals and announcements and parties and publicity and endorsements! The family has absolutely no interest in skipping over that major life event and going straight to a wedding with no gifts and no press and no camera crews and no hoopla.

We found out that someone has gone way off the reservation, and the family is frantic! There are lots of negotiations and contract renegotiations and arguments and attempts at manipulation and blackmail going on right now. The family’s attempts to contain and control the source are actually backfiring on them. It’s quite the mess, and if all the parties can’t start playing nice together, this fake marriage is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the last one.

Couple:

Family:

Spin Sycle Special Edition

They caught him!!!  Maybe now some answers can be found out

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If anybody cares, Kim K and Kris Humphries are now divorced.  Maybe the judge felt they were both losers and just needed to get over it.

and of course, Kim doesn't feel like Kanye is doing enough for her

If anybody cares.

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, April 2 2013

Hey Syclers, what's up!!!

You know, it was just a matter of time before one of those fools from Buckwild turned up dead.  If your deathpool landed on April Fool's day, please come forward to collect your prize.

If you hate Kate Gosselin, you're about to be outed

Weight Watchers?  But of Kourse

Mike Tyson to have his face tat removed

This is for Kimye:

Spin Sycle Easter Edition

Happy bunnies and eggs day, Syclers!!!  Some funny ish that is going on!!

Kanye West may be the most magnificent troll in history.  Who else would name their baby Khrist?

Don't forget that Game of Thrones is back tonight!!

Wish I could afford it!

Justin Bieber is disgusting

Jeremy Renner is father to a little girl

There's a Wonder Woman porno.

Here's some Peter Frampton for your day:

Spin Sycle Special edition

For my father who left the toils of this life last week:

When your journey is over
And your days are done
Rest back, smile
remember that you are loved


My father was loved and he loved.  He was the best father that a person could ever have. He will be greatly missed.

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 1 2013

How's your March going so far, Syclers?  Is it Spring yet where you are?

This is so gross and unfair, Syclers.  How is it that this douchebag can become a father, yet I am infertile?  and people wonder why I am a nonbeliever.

Rick Springfield is returning to General Hospital, in case any of you actually watch that soap.

Holly Madison looks pretty good pregnant, with that new hair color

Is Kanye West losing his mind?  People are starting to wonder

Jennifer and Justin are going to do the deed


Remember the Girls Gone Wild videos?  Well, now GGW is bankrupt.  LOL

Enjoy Casablanca by Low Deep T

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, hope everything is going well for you and that you are enjoying life!!

Ron Jeremy is ready to get back to boning

Lindsay Lohan is desperate for $$$, PitBull is still ugly

Lourdes Leon is developing her own mind, doesn't want to do what mom Madonna wants.

Kim Kardashian is a fucking liar.  Know how I know?  Her mouth opens.
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Just in time for the Oscars, here's what's in the $45k SWAG bags.  Do you know what I could do with $45,000.00?

[Blind Gossip] Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.

OK first off, is LeAnn Rimes looking puffy these days?  Second, you do not have to be "OLD" to need fertility treatments.  There are plenty of women in their twenties with low ovarian reserve and the ovaries of a 50 year old, who have to have fertility treatments to have a baby.  SO sick of the ignorance of fertility.  EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

Here's some Cazette to enjoy over the weekend:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday. February 20 2013

Jeeez Syclers, everybody's pregnant or just had a baby.  I can't deal with it.

Have some smooth tunes with Heart Stop from WaxTailor

Spin Sycle for Monday, February 18 2013

Sad news, Syclers....Mindy McCready has committed suicide at the age of 37.  She leaves behind three children.  She had a troubled life, it is heartbreaking that it ended this way.

Spin Sycle for St. Valentine's Day

Happy love day, Syclers!!  Here's my valentine to you:
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Tiger Woods has a type

Eve says Britney Spears didn't sing on "Scream & Shout".  Do you believe her?

If you haven't heard, Lady Gaga needs hip surgery and has cancelled the rest of the Born This Way Ball

Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones) is joining the new XMen film

Are you surprised that Ke$ha drinks her own urine?

Beyonce really wants you to think she was pregnant
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Enjoy your Valentine's Day!  Do something special for that Sycler in your life!!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 13 2013

Are you ready for St. Valentine's day tomorrow, Syclers?  Don't worry if you are not having anything to do with it I still have love for you! Valentine'S Day Plaid Heart Tablecloth (Google Affiliate Ad)

This news makes me so happy!  I am sure that Steve Martin shall be a fun and excellent father!  Send him some love, he seems like he needs it. Baby Jogger Summit XC Jogging Stroller - Red/Black (Google Affiliate Ad)



Lady Gaga is in chronic pain with joint inflammation, has to postpone shows.  How long do you think she'll be down?

UpDate: The rest of the Born This Way Ball has been cancelled due to Lady Gaga needing surgery

Enjoy Justin Timberlake's latest offering. Mirrors

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 12 2013

Judge this hard, Syclers.  Johnny Depp is beginning to look like a desperate middle aged woman

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Spin Sycle for Thursday, February 7 2013

Hey, Syclers!!  What's going on?

Because nothing else is going on in her life, you can see Jessica Simpson's new baby bump.

Nothing else is going on in her life, so here's Jessica Simpson with a retouched photo shoot.

Justin Timberlake has released his track list for 20/20.  Squeeee!

Miley Cyrus is busy designing her wedding ring

Lamar Odom wants Khloe to pack up with him and go to Italy.  Why not?

If you still care, here are the pictures that Beyonce's team want taken down for being unflatterring



And nobody is allowed to have any fun at the Grammys, most especially if you are a female sort of person.
Here, for your amusement, are some of the scandalous attire of Grammys past so you can judge for yourself.

Enjoy Think Twice by Donald Byrd
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Spin Sycle Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Prince has blessed us, Syclers, with some new purple music!!  He still has his groove, and all the funk! Bless his Purpleness!

Check out Breakfast can wait:

Spin Sycle Special Announcement!

I'm going to try a new format, Syclers, just for a temporary change!  See, since I'm now gainfully unemployed, I can devote just a little more time here!  Just remember that this is a temporary change, that is unless I get picked up to do it full time.

Beyonce has announced her Mrs. Carter Show tour.  Not the Blue Ivy's Momma Show? I find it almost amusing that she made Kelly and Michelle have to go through makeup and wardrobe just to be onstage with HerSelf  at the SB Halftime show for about five seconds.  Hilarity.