Spin Sycle for Thursday, August 30 2012

Are you ready for some shit, Syclers?  Are you ready?

Holly Madison is to become the MILF she always wanted to be.She isn't having Hef's baby, but she's having a baby.

Kris Humphries wants us all to know that he does not burn.  (Herpes)

Courtney Stodden wants us to believe that she turns 18 today *cough* and is ready for porn

Charlie Sheen is Winning:  Anger Management gets order for 90 episodes.  I have watched this and it's not bad.  Spin recommends.

[Blind Gossip] This bachelor is quite the catch. He is handsome, talented, and always has his pick of the best projects and the most beautiful women. While he always seemed content dating the same type of girl over and over again (even sometimes going back to the same girl more than once), it looks like he is ready to pop the question! He is quietly having a mind-bending engagement ring made for the lucky lady, and will propose before the end of the year.

*Leo DiCaprio*

Enjoy No Doubt's new track Push and Shove

The Spin Sycle for Thursday, August 23 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin?

This gets top spot for it's awesomeness and for making me laugh.  Also, "tittie sprinkles"



Seriously, do people still care about the whole Kristen Stewart thing?

Yawn, Avril Lavigne is engaged, not Adam Levine.  Got it?

Taylor Swift is a dick

Relax, the weekend is coming!

Spin Sycle for Monday, August 20 2012

Sad, sad day, Syclers!!!  An idol of mine, Phyllis Diller, has died.  I need a moment.

Spin Sycle for Monday, August 13 2012

Beware Monday the 13th, Syclers!!

So is Jennifer Aniston finally happy?  Has she gotten what she wanted?

Actually, I like Miley's new hair.  She's at the right age for this sort of thing and she's trying to distance herself from her younger image.  Spin approves.

Crystal Harris must be broke, went crawling back to Hef



see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, I've been caught up in Olympimania and before I get too trashed, here's what's happening:

Geek hearts everywhere are broken when David Duchovny's rep says that Mulder and Scully are not happening IRL

Jada Pinkett Smith is sick of your shit about a divorce happening

Rihanna, honey, your best friend doesn't beat the crap out of you.  Learn.  Also. Rihanna is stupid

Using the Olympics as a distraction, Brad & Angie may get married this weekend

Good luck with that, ya midget

Kim Kardashian feels the press of time, wants Kanye's babies

Experience LaStephy Noir.....you need this in your life

Spin Sycle Olympics Edition!!!

Here's the U.S. Swim Team with Call Me Maybe!!!



I missed opening ceremonies, sorry, gotta pay the rent!!!

But let's see what's up

The Jackson family seriously needs its own reality show.  I'd watch.

Lady Gaga to be in a movie.  It's all she has left.

Yay!  It's Olympics time!!!

Spin Sycle OMG Edition

Hey Syclers!  Lots of drama with Robert and Kristen, formerly known as KStew

First off, let's be clear: Kristen Stewart says she never had sex with Rupert Sanders.  You believe her, right?

Robert is said to be devastated and is moving his stuff out of their house.  WTF?   Ididn't think they were a couple, right?

But Kristen is sure she'll get her man Rob back.  So they were a thing after all?  Well honey, YA DUN GOOFED.  It might be over.

But Spin has to wonder.....is this all a publicity stunt?

BuzzFoto – We’re not even sure why the magazines keep pushing it, but this couple who are said to be romantically involved, are actually [anything] but. Sure, they’re having fun playing with the press, but it’s mostly because they are told it would be a good marketing strategy for their careers. Everyone around them knows however, that they are just good friends, not lovers. One in all the media buzz is actually rumored to swing the other way. Not Chace Crawford.

SOLVED!

It’s Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! Source: BuzzFoto

Boy, these Twilight kids are stealing all the press right now  from every other wannabe and faux couple! The Twilight Twitterverse practically had a meltdown over the death of their beloved RobSten.

Kristen Stewart got caught sucking face with her married, twice-her-age Snow White director, Rupert Sanders. This guy was not only her director, but the husband of the actress who played Kristen’s mother in the film, Liberty Ross. Ewww.

The bottom line is that although the couple RobSten was a marketing fabrication, Rob and Kristen had become genuinely good friends. They had an agreement, they shared a house together, and she made him look bad. In private, Pattinson’s not about to put up with this embarrassment. But he’s going to have to in public! It sure will make for an interesting dynamic when they have to promote Twilight: Breaking Up a Marriage later this year. Will they really be able to pull off a realistic faking of a reconciliation of a faux relationship when the really big bucks are at stake? That last sentence just hurt my brain. The point here is that you shouldn’t believe anything this couple tells you about their relationship in the future. This is about money and legal contracts and movie marketing and the destruction of a friendship, and not about the destruction of a real couple. Well, except for the Sanders couple, of course.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 25 2012

I'm very tired, Syclers.  tired tired tired.

Her iPhone Makes Us Grin

SOLVED!

BlindGossip – A paparazzo from a website with high internet traffic was peering into this b-list TV and movie actress’s car a few days ago and snapped a photo of her iPhone. The front screen had the name of her ex-boyfriend and the rehab facility where he is currently staying. So, despite pretending that she is no longer in contact with the ex, her phone seems to tell a different story.

Of course, she doesn’t want her contact with the ex to get in the way of her divorce settlement with her husband – nor does the website want to find itself on the other side of a lawsuit with the very litigious husband – so it looks like everyone will simply keep quiet about this one for now. Just knowing that this relationship is coming to an end is enough to make us grin.

SOLVED!

It’s Katie Holmes! Source:BlindGossip.com

The name on the iPhone was that of her ex-boyfriend Chris Klein. We now know that at the time this item was originally published, Chris was in rehab at Cirque Lodge.

Katie Homes and Chris Klein were engaged to be married. Just six weeks after ending their relationship, Katie began dating Tom Cruise.

UsMagazine recently ran an article about Chris:

Katie Holmes’ Hunky Ex Chris Klein Steps Out

Back in the early aughts, Katie Holmes only had eyes for one Hollywood hunk: Chris Klein.

Now 33, the American Pie actor — now appearing on FX’s hit show Wilfred with Elijah Wood — stepped out in Los Angeles last week. Casual in a deep-V neck shirt, jeans, and baseball cap, Klein (who successfully completed a rehab program in 2010) looked hunkier than ever.

This past Saturday, Klein was spotted in the Big Apple — having dinner with pals at hotspot Catch.

As it happens, this was also the first time Klein has been photographed in the midst of his former fiancee’s global-headline-making split from Tom Cruise.

Klein and Holmes, now 33, met in 2000 and got engaged in late 2003. They called off their engagement and their relationship in March 2005. Just a few months later, Holmes and Cruise, now 50, embarked on an epic romance; in November 2006, the couple (parents to newborn Suri, now 6) married in Italy.

Chris lives in Los Angeles and works in Los Angeles but he has been spending lots of time New York City recently. Lots.

When they say "it's not about the money" then IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY

Christian Bale is forgiven of any previous wrong-doing.

Let's make fun of Angry Scottish People!

Spin Sycle weekend

I am so sick of the collective orgasm that the media is having about the BatMan shootings.  All Fucking Day. Unneccesary.  They are just having a sensationalistic orgy over it all.  Media whores everywhere. Stop.  "If it bleeds, it leads"

The discussion that needs to be happening here is greater funding for mental illness.  There needs to be much better treatment and more funds available.  This is the rational discussion that needs to happen.

Spin Scyle for Friday, July 20 2012

What would you do if you were being bullied at work, Syclers?  tell me in the comments below

Here's an anthem to my youth:



Seems Tom Cruise may already have wife #4 picked out, she's perfect: A $citard princess, unknown actress and 26 years old.  VIVA la 5 year contract!!

Somehow I didn't realize that Seth Rogen was married.  Go figure.

Boycott Chik-Fil-A (I don't eat there anyway)

What teenage girl isn't embarrassed by her mother?  it's ok Lourdes, you're no different than anyone else, even your mother.

I love Suri's Burn book

Jessica Simpson is losing one pound per week

Blind item!
[Blind Gossip] This woman is one of the top-earning celebrities in the world, and has all the fame and fans anyone could ever want. She is also on track for a breakdown. Away from the cameras and the cheering crowds, she has been ingesting tons of drugs and booze. Other celebs (even her competitors) have quietly tried to intervene, but she is ignoring their pleas. If she keeps going this way – and continues to refuse to go to rehab – insiders fear she will meet the same fate as Amy Winehouse.

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 19 2012

Ready for Sycle time?

Let's start with a blind item:
BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.

Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.

We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision.

Actress:

Mom:

Best Friend:

Paris Jackson calls Randy Jackson out publicly

Here's Beyonce with Blue Ivy.  Please tell me that poor girl doesn't favor her father

Madonna will not be going down under

Is Katie Holmes seeing Chris Klein again?

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 18 2012

What's up, Syclers?  Having fun?

I think we all already knew that Katy Perry was a walking load of ass pain

Tom gets to see Suri for a bit

EWW Michael Lohan has reproduced again

[Celebzter] So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?

But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.

As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”

And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood

*Spin's guess - Ed Norton*

Spin Sycle Birthday Edition!

One more year down, Syclers!  One more year closer to death



Lainey compares Tom Cruise to Chris Brown.  Really.

Katie Holmes is truly clever

Suri Cruise is now Scout?

Remember Kendra Wilkinson? She wants your attention by trying for another baby with Hank

Penelope Cruz is pregnant again?

I'm off to get shitfaced for my cake day, enjoy!

Spin Sycle Free Katie Edition!

Hey Syclers, looks like Katie won the Game of Tom!!

They've already reached a settlement

Seems Katie used the $citards own strategy of "Attack, don't defend" to get her way.  It was super effective!!

Katie even got primary custody of Suri!  I'm going to go out on a limb here that Tom gave Katie whatever she wanted so she wouldn't spill beans.

[BlindGossip] When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.

Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.

She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret.

Good for you , Katie! This is for you:

Spin Sycle Special Edition!

KatieGate 2012!!

Seems C of $ is having a defector meltdown!  Katie really did time her escape well!  I wonder if these people planned together.  I wonder if Nicole Kidman or Lisa Marie Presley will help her.

Tom Cruise might be stupid.  What do you think?  Tell me in the comments!

Plus:

A Chip in Her Pocket for The Trial

SOLVED! (Partially)

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the couples rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op – this is the reason.

SOLVED!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

Was “I promise to look the other way while my spouse entertains guests in bed” part of their marriage vows or part of their contract?

Sigh. What a mess. Let’s remember the happier days. Here’s Katie’s first day of voluntary servitude:

We’re not quite ready to name the family friend. It could have been a male or a female athlete. Suffice it to say that witnessing such an event must have felt like a real kick in stomach to Katie.

Oh yeah, Anderson Cooper came out, if you didn't know already

Spin Sycle BIG WEEKEND July 2012

Hey Syclers!!  There's gonna be a lotta updates happening, ok?  it's like the gossip world exploded!  My gossipin' fangs have popped out, my gossip lust is strong and must be fed!!

If you haven't heard, Tom Cruise has lost his beard Katie Holmes, maybe due her contract being up.  rumors, rumors, rumors!!  Will she get primary custody?  Will there be a huge fight?  Did she catch Tom in the act?  WHAT HAPPENED!!! WILL TOM AND JOHN EVER HAVE FOOT MASSAGES TOGETHER??

per blindgossip.com:

The Five Year Mark

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] They have passed the five-year point, so the marriage is over! They are living separately, their public appearances as a couple are down to once or twice a month (tops), and any time together is as much about keeping the child/ren connected to the whole family as it is to be seen together for the paparazzi.

Here’s the timing for the announcement of the split: He has two big projects this year. She has already agreed to chip in and help promote the first project with red carpet appearances and positive interview mentions. If that occurs (and we believe it will), the official split will be announced during the summer lull. If she takes an additional payout and waits until after the second release, the announcement will be made approximately New Years 2013.

SOLVED!

Bloggers and members of the press are asked to properly credit and hyperlink to BlindGossip.com for this blind item. Thanks!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

The situation is exactly as we described to you back in April 2012:

1. The five-year contract is up

2. They were already living separately

3. Their public appearances were down to once or twice a month

4. The timing of the announcement is taking place after they have finished promoting the first big project (Rock of Ages)

5. The timing of the announcement is during the summer lull (Announcing on a Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend is also a nice touch)

She rejected the additional payout to stick around for the promotions for Jack Reacher. Katie Holmes is out of there!

More later! Your initial thoughts?

From People Magazine:

Adele is having a baby!  Spin is depressed.

stay tuned!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

aww yeah!



Ann Curry has a broken heart

Matt Lauer's wife has a touch of crazy

Johnny Depp is dating Amber Heard?  upgrade?

Anna Paquin is having twins.  Spin is depressed.

Later Syclers!!

Spin Sycle Weekend post!!

Do you have any chocolate, Syclers??  I NEED CHOCOLATE!!

This is truly the best, most fabulous lawsuit ever filed

So JLo's boytoy is really teh ghey and is only in it for the $$?  color me shocked

So Lady Gaga has become fat

Shakira may be pregnant

how about some blind items for your weekend?

[NationalEnquirer] This newly married Hollywood couple never settled their religious differences before walking down the aisle – and now it’s become a HUGE issue! The laid-back newlyweds didn’t give it too much thought, but his family is insisting that their future grandchildren must be raised Jewish! Who are they?

[The Morton Report] Liz Jones, a British journalist who writes for theDaily Mail and has a weekly diary in Sunday’s Youmagazine, has given the biggest hint yet about the identity of a rock star who is cheating on his glamorous wife.

Liz, who is herself dating a mysterious, single rock star, informed readers of her diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to famous people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his backing singer’.

Shocked, Liz mused: “No! Why would he do that, when he is married tosomeone so rich, so famous, so beautiful, and the mother of his children?” The friend replied: “That’s what men do. They are incapable of saying no. They are threatened when a wife is too perfect, too famous, too powerful, on the cover of Vogue just once too often. They want you to be in awe of them.”

Wow, wow, wow! Almost too much information.

There are several stars reputedly entertaining women who are not their wives.

Just about everyone in showbiz knows who the errant men are, but the papers avoid naming them for fear of lawsuits. Only the vaguest hints are usually made, but Liz’s comments must have raised a few eyebrows. The clues are there – ‘uber-famous wife’ being the biggest.

This story has been rumbling along for some time, with slight variations. Like the other cheated wives, this one plays the Edwardian wife- i.e. one who ignores the situation and keeps up a public profile of unity. This particular Mr. Rock Star knows which side his bread is buttered. Mega-millions must play a big part in his reckoning. And Mrs. Rock Star doesn’t want to lose face. She had a previous life and doesn’t want the press poking around again in her past. So, expect a carefully staged, heart-warming, ‘so in love’ interview any time soon. Unless the ‘backing singer’ runs to the tabloids first.

UPDATE: There are two celebrity couples apparently with equal claims to be the Mr. and Mrs. Rock Star in that report. One possible Mrs. Rock Star has recently taken pains to show that she is really devoted to her husband ‘s family. Of course she is.

*Spin's guess - Goopie and Chris Martin*

[NationalEnquirer] Everyone likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided thather young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Who are they?

Younger Diva:

Older Diva:

Here's a great summer song:

Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 64.....is 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 14 2012

Hey Syclers!! Miss me?

Miley is supposed to be engaged, right?

Look, Madonna, everyone in the world has already seen your nipples and your labia, so you can stop it now.  Also, I'm tired of your Catholic religion schtick

Coutrney Cox don't need no stinkin lawyer

Hugh Laurie in the new Robocop.....good idea?

Are they saying that Duchess Kate is pregnant?

Khloe K has begun fertility treatments.....insert your joke here

Blind items!
[BuzzFoto] This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. 


[NationalEnquirer] What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable s*x party with multiple male esc*rts? The actor is known for his wild partying and ho*ker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.