a place for dirty laundry, hand washings and delicates....
All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
Just for clarity's sake, the photos used here are from other sources and are not mine unless otherwise noted. To have a photo removed, kindly email me and I shall gladly oblige.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
If this is you, I'm sorry....
Monday, November 17, 2008
She Looks Good....

Frankly, I can't believe she's still doing this. Stephanie Seymour retired long ago with her brood. Not Heidi. She's going to flaunt herself in front of the rest of us who are flabby, fat and work in an office all day long until one of us rises up and stabs her in the eye. But that wouldn't stop her, she'd still prance about with a terribly stylish eyepatch, her abs taunting us all.
Here's Heidi talking to Us Magazine:
Heidi Klum's tip for losing that pesky baby weight?
Be realistic.
“I always think, 'Look at how people were before they were pregnant,'" Klum, 34, says in June's Marie Claire. “If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again."
Klum rocked a bikini two months after welcoming her second child, Henry, in a 2005 Victoria's Secret fashion show.
"A lot of people come to me, and they’re like, ‘Will I look like you after I have the baby?’" she added. "And I say, ‘Well, how were you before?’" she says. "You can’t kid yourself.”
"I don’t want to be wondering about how skinny I am, wondering what I’m going to eat because I don’t want to gain and I want to look hot and young, always and forever," she adds.
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You make beaucoup $$ off your body!!! Whatever bitch.
Circus Leak!
Fun with Engrish!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
WTF...
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Sick....
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
NO WAY!
November 11, 2008. You knew it was coming. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that AT LEAST one (and likely more than one) of the celebrity weeklies coming out tomorrow will feature an article claiming that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown's child.
And it gets better. According to one of our snitches at the mag, Rihanna is reportedly planning on keeping the child.
Well, we're reluctant to believe all these pregnancy rumors ... but who knows.
FYI - a MediaTakeOut.com snitch in Rihnana's camp tells us that the two are set to go to Barbados next week - to visit Rihanna's parents.
Could they be making an announcement???
Blind Item!
Which proud new papa isn't much of a family guy? The handsome actor, notorious for having a roving eye, was spotted leaving a downtown hot spot with the beautiful bartender.
O Rly?
Melbourne (ANI): American actor Mel Gibson, 52, has shot down rumours of a romance blossoming between him and a glamorous Russian musician. His spokesman Alan Neirob says the reports suggesting that Gibson is going around with the musician Oksana are false.
"Oksana is merely one of the artists on Mel's recording label Icon and is currently in the US recording a new album. She's a musician," the Daily Telegraph quoted him as telling the publication. His comment comes after the publication of reports that Gibson became close with the Eastern European lady while filming his new movie Edge Of Darkness.
The publication, Women's Day, brought out many occasions when the two have been seen together in Gibson's trailer, claiming that their relationship has been a hot topic on the set.
Monday, November 10, 2008
And Knowing is Half The Battle

Blohan is almost there!
A coy Lindsay Lohan insists that she isn't a lesbian and barely cops to being bisexual - but admits that she's dating a "wonderful" woman with whom she's madly in love, according to a new interview with the starlet. "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing," Lohan told Harper's Bazaar magazine. Nonetheless, she pointedly refused to name her lady love, LA DJ Samantha Ronson. When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, "Maybe. Yeah." But she was adamant that she wasn't a lesbian, giving an emphatic, "No," when asked.
HERE'S THE LO-DOWN- New York Post
Mighty Virus, U so Stoopid
The Hannah Montana star, 15, is currently in a relationship with underwear model Justin Gaston.
But Miley has vowed never to tie the knot - because she hates sharing a bathroom with the opposite sex.
She says, "I'm never getting married because I can't take sharing a bathroom! There were five of us on the tour bus recently and we all shared one bathroom. I shared it with three boys, included my dad. It was horrible.
"I'd have all my make-up out and someone would put their toothbrush on top of it - that's disgusting! Then my brother used my toothbrush to comb his eyebrows one day. I was like, 'This is getting seriously ridiculous. I'm getting my own bus because I can't handle this!'"
Miley Cyrus: 'I Won't Get Married' | Showbiz Spy
Miley gets the "FAAAAKE" seal of approval from Tyra:
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Oh what a Shock

Honestly, what was the point in the first place? Come on now. From SheKnows.com:
It’s so weird when quickie Vegas marriages between near-teenagers who met on MySpace don’t work out, isn’t it? Peaches Geldof, 19, who wed 24-year-old Max Drummey in Sin City three months ago, already wants out.
“She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on,” said a friend. “To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend. Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”
But a spokesperson for Peaches says the couple are still together. “Like most couples, Peaches and Max have their ups and downs, and things might be said in the heat of the moment. But they are still together and they are not divorcing.”
Peaches is the daughter of singer Bob Geldof. Drummey is the frontman for band Chester French and a Harvard grad. The couple lives in Brooklyn.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Is it just me....
What, no leggings, Lindsay? I thought you were high on those.
But do you recognize her here?

She barely looks like herself here. WTF Lindsay? And here's a pic with her main squeeze Sam, since they were at Pure on Friday night. Seems the only way girly can get any attention or keep the checks coming in anymore is to resort to whore herself out this way.

OK, Sam, we get it, you're not a guy. Quit it with the ugly face, unless, of course, you got snapped at a moment when you're trying to dig out that Lindsay pube stuck to your tooth with your tongue.
Friday, November 7, 2008
For the Weekend....
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
And Another Split

Wow, didn't see this one coming. Maybe I did. From INO:
Jaime Pressly and fiance, DJ Eric Cubiche, have reportedly split. The couple were friends for 9 years and dated for a year and a half before getting engaged in October 2006. They also have a 18 month-old son together. Jaime told Access Hollywood,
"We are taking a break from our relationship but we are together every day with Dezi and still love each other very much...[we] remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life"
Fed Up

oh well, I don't feel too sorry for Brian Warner.
Blood is obviously thicker than water for Evan Rachel Wood. She dumped live-in boyfriend Marilyn Manson on Oct. 23 after he tried to kick her brother Ira out of their guest house.
"Evan owned the house and didn't want her unemployed sibling living on the street," a source tells Star. "It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was."
The actress-singer, 21, started dating the 18- years-older goth rocker in December 2006, as his marriage to Dita Von Teese was collapsing.
Star Magazine | News | Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn Manson, Split
WTF

Ummm...it's Charlie Sheen....I thought we all knew how he is.....this whole married thing just doesn't sit with him too well, it seems. from gossip rocks:
With twins on the way, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller should be excitedly preparing for their boys' arrival. Instead, the newly married couple have been fighting relentlessly. In the Nov. 17 issue of Star — on sale Wednesday — we report that the notorious "reformed" playboy fled to Las Vegas on Oct. 25 to blow off steam — leaving his pregnant wife at home alone. And he certainly wasn't looking like a married man with twin sons on the way as he surrounded himself with pretty young women, partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman at Privé and got lap dances at the strip club Spearmint Rhino.
"He's still carrying on and boozing," a source tells Star.
His weekend away from Brooke did more harm than good for his marriage. When she got wind of what Charlie was up to in Las Vegas, "she went off the deep end," says an insider. And upon his return to L.A. on Oct. 28, "the fighting picked up right where it left off."
Except this time Brooke upped the ante. She told her husband of only five months basically to shape up — or she's going to ship out. "She's expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family," says a source. "She's got the trump card, and they both know it."
For the full story — including Brooke's difficult pregnancy and how she thought she'd change Good-Time Charlie — pick up the new issue of Star.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Spin Says....
I voted for the cocktail party!
Update 9:00 CT: Foxnews channel is HIGH.....BOTH candidates came to campaign in Texas. I can vouch for that. They really need to put down the pipe, they have no idea of what they are talking about.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Cuz Strippers Need Love Too...
The rumors are true: Rock of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya is set to head her own dating-show spin-off (of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off) and she’s turning to the Internet to find her dudes. If you’re interested in competing for Daisy’s heart or know someone who is, hit up DaisyOfLoveCasting.com for your chance to rock her world and make her flail her hands. For more info, check the full press release below:
Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy, is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is on a quest for true love and this time she is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009.
Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love. Online users can log on to VH1’s new Daisy Of Love dedicated site at daisyoflovecasting.com. The site will serve as the ultimate spot for fans of the show. Viewers can upload profiles for consideration and vote for their favorite potential candidates. Casting submissions must include an uploaded profile with videos, photos and blog entries. Deadlines for first round submissions are November 14. For more information visit daisyoflovecasting.com.
VH1’s Daisy Of Love is created and executive produced by Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego for 51 Minds Entertainment, LLC. an Endemol Company, who also produce the record-breaking series Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Charm School, I Love New York, The Surreal Life and My Fair Brady. The production teams’ programming launched VH1 into their highest ratings ever. Ben Samek also executive produces for the series and the company.
*When does the live broadcast of roller derby to the death begin? I mean, since any idiot off the street can get a show, why not just go the whole way with death entertainment? Producers, contact me for ideas! Honestly, I'll sell my vadge for pregnancy if VH1 will sponsor the whole damm thing*
The Winner of the Celebrity Halloween contest for 2008 is....
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Blind Item!!
*Spin's guess: Posh & Becks*
Friday, October 31, 2008
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
EW.
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are rumoured to be in talks to star in a sitcom together.
US TV network HBO, which brought us Sex and the City, are reportedly keen to sign up the blonde trio to appear as flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood.
Hilton, Spears and Lohan were once close friends and were regulalry seen together on the party circuit in 2006.
The proposed show has been described as a cross between Friends and Ugly Betty.
"The chemistry between them will be electric," a source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper.
"They were very close and have had their ups and downs in the Los Angeles party world but they have overcome those problems now. They can draw from their experiences for the sitcom."
Show chiefs are said to have approached Extras star Ricky Gervais and Desperate Housewives creator Mark Cherry to pen the script, which would see the trio playing characters inspired by themselves.
"Paris will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed," the source said.
"Britney's character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time.
"Lindsay will be a little like Joey from Friends.”
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Y So Sexxxy BB

I Still love Trent...I still believe that we belong together... shall stalk him and find him and have him......and prolly serve time fo rit but it would soo be worth it. I still love you, Trent, you sexy beast. I understand you better than u could know.
To be Fair
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Blind Item Time!

From Underground Buzz:
1. A big scandal is brewing for a top Hollywood Star. He is successful, charismatic and appears to be a loving father and husband. There are rumors that he likes to spend time with male escorts. If the scandal comes out, look for him to turn to religion to quell the controversy.
2. This young actor signed on a TV series thinking he was going to be the star of the show. Well his co-stars are outshining him by winning awards and acclaim. The Actor is not happy about the situation, but, since he needs the money, he’s staying put.
3. Sometimes it doesn’t pay to listen to your mother. This singer is trying to downplay his marriage to help salvage his career, but his very pregnant wife isn’t going anywhere. She plans to stay married to the singer despite his mother’s publicity machine.
*Spin's guesses: 1) Woll Smoth, 2) Adrian Grenier 3) Usher*
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Blohan blows it again
Who was the real Mean Girl on the set when Lindsay Lohan resumed her Ugly Betty run — the tabloid mainstay, or series lead America Ferrera?
The New York Post's Page Six column claims that after some indecent behavior — including, perhaps, the forgoing of bloomers for a scene in which Betty tugs down her high-school nemesis' trou — Lohan was abruptly cut loose from her guest-star turn, which this season was to last six episodes.
A pal of Lohan's, however, argues that Ferrera, drunk on power, "was mean to Lindsay" and "got her kicked off" the last two episodes she was supposed to film. A spokesperson for Ferrera would only tell the Post, "America is grateful to have had [Lindsay] on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes [resuming this Thursday at 8 pm/ET] are."
Other online accounts of the alleged on-set squabble claim that not only was Lohan's visit truncated, but that she is being edited out of anything that already had been filmed.
Well-placed sources tell TVGuide.com that such "editing" rumors are completely untrue, but confirm that Lohan's run will end early — though strictly for "storyline purposes." Summing up the rash of Thursday-morning gossip, one setsider tells us, "It's all so silly."
Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, has yet to respond to our request for comment.
*Snoop Dogg does not approve*
Chef gets the last laugh
The last will and testament of the late superstar Isaac Hayes’s is being probated right now. And guess what? Hayes left nothing to the Church of Scientology.
This news must sting something awful, as numerous well-known Scientologists attended not one but maybe four different funerals and memorial services for Hayes in August after he died.
But according to sources who know the inner workings of Hayes’s estate, the "Shaft" composer divided his will in thirds. Portions go to his 11 elder children; his widow and young son; and his charitable foundation.
There was no provision for the Church, which ordinarily requires its celebrity members to pony up while they’re alive. Big donors include usual suspects Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Kelly Preston, and so on.
Preston, who knew Hayes only slightly through the church, carried on at both Memphis funerals, crying on cue and blubbering to anyone who’d listen about how much she "loved" Hayes. This amused to no end the Memphis musicians who’d known Hayes for 40 years.
According to insiders, the big question now is how to handle the third going to the Isaac Hayes Foundation. Because the organization is not now terribly active, some legal moves may be made to redistribute that part of the estate to the other heirs.
Hayes’s eldest daughter, Jacqueline, is said to be in the forefront of trying to settle all matters. Certainly Hayes’s heirs are keeping a keen eye on their father’s copyrights. Many of them were renewed beginning in 1995-96 for a second 28 year term. But when those start expiring in 2024, the family will come into a fortune thanks to the Songwriters Act of 1927:
Rights to previously sold catalogs revert to songwriters’ heirs once they have died, as soon as copyrights are up for renewal. Thus, Hayes’s half of songs he wrote for Sam Moore & Dave Prater with David Porter in 1965-68, like "Soul Man" and "Hold On I’m Coming" will go to Hayes’s grandkids and great grand kids. By 2028, the biggest Hayes copyright, "Theme from Shaft," will come to them as well.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Upgrade!

Guy has a new girl already! And she's cute! And of course, much younger than Hag Madge. Get the popcorn, Mary! This is gona get fun! From ONTD:
The New York Daily News is reporting that Guy Ritchie has a shoulder to cry on. She is 31-year-old Kelly Reilly, a sultry blue-eyed, fiery red-head who is starring in the director's new "Holmes" flick.
From the UK Telegraph:
"Reilly has been building up a care-fully chosen portfolio of film work, including the monstrously snobbish Caroline Bingley in Joe Wright's Pride and Prejudice, a lead dancer in Mrs Henderson Presents – Stephen Frears's real-life story of wartime at the Windmill Theatre and Romain Duris's love interest in Cédric Klapisch's art-house film, Les Poupées Russes (for which she won Best Newcomer Award at the 2005 Cannes Film Festival)".
Monday, October 20, 2008
One of the BEST SONGS EVER
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Great Discretion....
IUC has learned actor Will Smith has swung both ways for years. According to a notorious Hollywood Madame, Smith was a client of hers for years before she packed up shop and moved her operation to Manhattan earlier this year. She remembers the first time she ever spoke with Smith. “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”
Could Smith’s proclivities account for his recent apparent conversion to Scientology, a religion that’s chief appeal in Hollywood appears to be its promise to turn gay people straight. At least according to long-time Scientologist Michael Pattinson, who sued the Church for failing to keep that promise after he shelled out $500,000 in auditing fees over a 25-year period but was never “cured” of his homosexuality as promised.
Smith has been palling around with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for over a year, although his publicist has denied that he has converted to the religion whose most famous adherent is his friend Cruise. But, according to the New York Daily News, Smith attended the wrap party for his recent film, Hancock, and handed out gifts to the crew members that consisted of a free personality test at their local Scientology center. Last December, in an interview with Access Hollywood, Smith addressed his apparent infatuation with Scientology. “I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.”
We know that Scientology has at least one thing in common with most of the world’s major religions - rabid homophobia. The religion’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard, believed homosexuals should be quarantined from society because he considered gays to be “quite ill physically” and homosexuality a “mental aberration.”
*If he had really studied Buddhism, like for even 5 minutes, he'd realize that it doesn't recognize any supernatural external force running the universe or people's lives....thus very different from the bible....also different is that the buddha never claimed to be divine, of the divine, from the divine or of any divine nature....so suck it Will. I think you already do.*
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Halloween Time

If you are looking forward to Halloween like I am but have no idea what costume to wear, try Halloween Costumes. The site is well organized to help you find a costume for that big party you're going to. You know this year is going to be huge for Halloween since it falls on a Friday, so you need to impress!
I am torn between finding a costume in the traditional sense of it being something in direct contradiction to my personality, which might be this:
But then I want to wear something really hip and cool, I'm not really sure what, maybe like this:

But I'm torn! However, at Halloween Costumes, it is so well organized that you could just about pick a mood and find something that would make you happy. The prices are reasonable and competitive as well.
If I picked something that complimented my personality, it might be one of these two:


Mainly because, well, I do have Viking ancestry so that would be cool, I'd need to complete the look with a blond braided wig and viking horns.....and everyday just about feels like a battle, so a Gladiatrix would be appropriate, especially if I put a briefcase with her.
What I would probably go with , though, is this one, because I am addicted to that Kirsten Dunst movie, "Marie Antoinette."

But they have a great selection, many choices and even the accessories that will help you to win that Halloween costume contest. Check them out! Halloween Costumes
Madonna Madness
The moment Maddona fell off that horse, her marriage was doomed
MADONNA’S marriage began sliding towards divorce after her hubby’s “unsympathetic” reaction when she tumbled from a horse, friends say.
The agonised Queen of Pop felt GUY RITCHIE showed a “complete lack of love and sympathy” after she snapped eight bones in the horror fall.
Sources say the aftershocks from the 2005 accident sparked the rows that ended their 7½year marriage and saw the pair confirm The Sun’s exclusive that they will divorce.
‘ This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category - God knows I do ’
Madonna, now 50, spent several days in hospital after crashing from the polo horse on her Wiltshire estate on her 47th birthday.
She broke four ribs, her collar bone, scapula and her left knuckle in the accident, which she later described as “the most painful experience of my life”.
In an interview with The Sun shortly after the fall, film director Guy said he remained calm following the incident because he knew his wife was “too tough” to die.
But we can reveal that the truth behind the episode was that Madonna felt 40-year-old Guy “abandoned her emotionally”.
*So basically, Madonna just wants a guy who kisses her ass 24/7. Can't believe I used to worship her.*
The family friend said: “Madonna was in a huge amount of pain and expected Guy to drop everything to be at her bedside.
“Instead of smothering her with sympathy he said, ‘Come on darling, you’re a tough bird. You’ll be back on the horse in no time’.
“Guy’s approach was that a few broken bones is no big deal – and that there was no point in making a drama out of a crisis.
*yes, she could have died, but she didn't. She didn't snap her neck. Stop being a whiny baby.*
The gossips at Cannes were agog this spring at the news that Madonna had installed twin treadmills in her hotel suite, apparently so she and Guy Ritchie could work out side by side.
Things in the world's most talked-about marriage, it was reasoned, must not be so bad if they were at least continuing to share a passion for gym.
But that second treadmill was in fact for personal trainer Tracy Anderson who, for the past year, has been living in Madonna's London home and playing far more of a role in her life than her soon-to-be-ex-husband.
Steak-and-kidney pie made her leave the room in disgust: Madonna was a domestic tyrant
Guy and Madonna slept in separate rooms on that break, as had become usual, and were by then communicating only via their personal assistants. The treadmills are a neat metaphor for the way Ritchie has been excluded from Madonna's life.
Her irrational food fads and increasingly bizarre attempts to hold back time - via surgery, exercise and every therapy going - certainly helped to doom their marriage.
How could anyone expect Ritchie, a macho man who is fond of the pub and likes to shoot pheasant, to dine contentedly every night on quinoa grains and organic vegetable dumplings?
Guy apparently used to complain that she was giving her children an unhealthy
attitude towards food: she banned sugar entirely, which made biscuits, ice creams and cakes objects of almost otherworldly fascination for her daughter Lourdes and their son Rocco. She also banned cheese, cream, salt and preservatives.
One in Guy's camp suggested to me that Her Madgeness had to be talked into permitting Rocco to have a birthday cake last year.
Even when the pair went out for 'romantic' meals - and in the final two years of the relationship this was one of the few activities they shared - Madonna would generally refuse to eat anything.
One associate said she doesn't 'trust' the kitchens, even in Claridge's and Nobu, to prepare food to her exacting standards.
'If you were to use the word controlling, you would not even be coming close to describing the way she is about food.'
So she would sit with a glass of water as Guy wolfed down his meal. The topic of discussion, chosen by Madonna, was generally the kabbalah, or an earnest exposition about President Bush. It wasn't fun.
No wonder Guy bought himself a pub in February. And, sources insist, the food was not even the worst of Guy's daily miseries as Mr Madonna.
Her exercise routine, never less than two hours a day, six days a week, rules her life.
She went to the gym the day her adopted son David Banda arrived from Malawi, and spent nearly four hours honing her body. She worked out on her birthday this summer, and on Christmas Day and New Year's Day. Guy's entreaties to her to do less, and spend some time with him and the children, were ignored.
'I'm not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat,' she told a magazine.
*and*
Madonna is building an extraordinary divorce case against Guy Ritchie, claiming he was a cruel and verbally-abusive husband who would belittle and ridicule her in front of others. *Liar, there's no way she'd put up with that shit*
Lawyers for the singer, who was widely believed to be the dominant partner in the marriage, are putting together a dossier of incidents.
They include allegations that he told her she 'looked like a granny' on stage compared with her younger backing dancers. He is also alleged to have declared that she could not act, and was 'past it' after she turned 50.
Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage. *Sorry, she did it to herself with her obsessive workouts and crazy dieting*
'Outwardly she's the material girl and bursting with confidence, but turning 50 really hit her hard. Madonna says Guy never said the right things to get her over that hurdle. She says he basically let her know that he thought she was over the hill. She said he had a subtle indifference towards her. *bullshit*
Ritchie is currently fighting to get residence of their eight-year-old son Rocco with him in London.
*TEAM RITCHIE*
No WAY!
Naomi Foner – the mother of Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal – has filed for divorce from their father, Stephen Gyllenhaal, Los Angeles court papers show.
Married for 30 years, Foner – a Golden-Globe winning screenwriter with credits including Running on Empty and Losing Isaiah – cites irreconcilable differences. She says the couple has been separated since Jan. 1.
Foner isn't seeking spousal support, and she also asks the court to deny Gyllenhaal – a film director – any support.
The papers were filed Wednesday.
*And this is brought to you by this freakout*
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Another SPAHLIT

Is there something in the air? From Janet Charlton's:
Jermaine Dupri is in the doghouse. Not only did he reportedly puke on Janet Jackson's lap at his birthday party, his contributions to her career have been disappointing. He gave Mariah Carey lots of hits but hasn't done the same for his girlfriend Janet.
He created the concept for her tour and also arranged parties for Janet after every show. She's been exhausted by the rigorous show and the partying is too much for her. She's just not as young and energetic as she used to be. Janet cancelled tour dates and took a rest in Atlanta at a health spa recovery place. Janet's management disagrees with Jermaine (they blame him for many of her failures) and they stopped him from visiting her. Jermaine was told "You're not her boyfriend any more." Jermaine took off for New York and he and Janet are speaking on the phone. Where their relationship stands, no one knows for sure.
Time for something different...

Time for a grown up Muppet Movie!! from ONTD:
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - The Jim Henson Co. has picked up a spec script that may signal a daring turn into adult territory for the company behind Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear.
"The Happytime Murders" is a film noir murder mystery that will fall under the company's Henson Alternative banner, a division that develops projects not intended for children.
Brian Henson, co-CEO of the Jim Henson Co. and one of the late puppeteer's sons, is on board to direct.
The story takes place in a world where humans and puppets co-exist, with the puppets viewed as second-class citizens. When the puppet cast of an '80s children's TV show called "The Happytime Gang" begins to get murdered one by one, a disgraced puppet LAPD detective turned private eye -- with a drinking problem, no less -- takes on the case. The script was written by Todd Berger from a story he worked on with Dee Austin Robertson.
This would not be the first time that Henson is delving into more adult fare. In 1982, the company made "The Dark Crystal," which featured a dark tone and, in one scene, nudity. But "Happytime" will also have an absurdist and comedic quality to it, comparable to Broadway's "Avenue Q."
R U surprised?

I'm not....I'd be in shock if they had survived his serial cheating plus rehab. Tis the season for breakups, huh? From Peoplemag:
David Duchovny, who recently left rehab for sex addition, and wife Téa Leoni released a statement Wednesday saying they have been separated for some time.
"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months," the statement says. "The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."
Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.
The actor voluntarily entered rehab last summer "for the treatment of sex addition," he said in a statement issued in August.
Earlier this month, Duchnovny had "successfully completed the rehab program," his lawyer said. Duchovny was then spotted with Leoni at the Czech Street Festival in Manhattan.
*Ladies, the line forms to the left*
We Knew This!
LONDON - Madonna and filmmaker Guy Ritchie will end their marriage after nearly eight years, the couple said in a joint statement Wednesday.
The couple asked the media to "maintain respect for their family at this difficult time," said the statement, e-mailed to The Associated Press by Liz Rosenberg, Madonna's publicist.
A financial settlement has not been agreed by the wealthy couple, who must also decide child custody issues.
In London, Ritchie's mother, Lady Amber Leighton, told reporters that the family wouldn't be making any statement.
Lawyers said the couple would likely try to come to an agreement before heading to court.
"The judgment of the court would be to try and assess what they came in with and divide what they built up fairly equally," said David Allison, a lawyer with Family Law in Partnership, a London firm.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
WTF!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Interweb is being a bitch
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Travis Barker is NOT in love
Travis Barker just updated his fans on his recovery from the horrific airplane crash last month -- and he added in a nice slap to the face to Shanna Moakler.
His MySpace reads, "Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, I've been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and an Georgia. The hospitals I've been treated at are THE BEST."
Travis goes on the say he's now able to move all the fingers on his right hand, and he'll undergo his 7th surgery on Monday.
Transformation complete
Saturday, October 11, 2008
In case you missed it....
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Tainted Donuts
and because this one is EPIC funny, Here's Trigun AMV to Kid Rock's Cowboy
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Annnd SPLIT!

you knew it was coming....she wasn't going to get dick when he dies anyway, time to move along. from digital spy:
Hugh Hefner's relationship with Playboy model Holly Madison is over.
Madison told a TMZ cameraman that she does not have any "pull anymore" at the Playboy Mansion, explaining: "Hef and I aren't together."
However, she will continue to appear in the sixth season of E! reality show The Girls Of The Playboy Mansion with Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt.
"We're having fun," she said. "It's going to be even better. We love season five, but I think every season gets better."
Hefner recently denied the split, telling reporters: "It's all rumours without question."
In September, he told Us magazine: "[Madison] is still my girlfriend. Now will that last? I don't think anything lasts forever.
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn't very much in the cards for me. So there has to be a certain reality there."
I don't know how I feel about this :\
Edina and Patsy are ready to take on L.A.Fox is developing a redo of Jennifer Saunders' enduring Britcom "Absolutely Fabulous," to be exec produced by Mitch Hurwitz, Eric Tannenbaum and Kim Tannenbaum for Sony Pictures TV, Tantamount and BBC Worldwide America.Christine Zander ("Saturday Night Live") is set to write the script and will exec produce along with the BBC's Ian Moffet and original series creator Saunders.
Fox has given Sony a script order with hefty penalty attached.The latest attempt at a U.S. rendition of "Ab Fab" will be transplanted to L.A. but retain the basic template of the original, revolving around the friendship of two boozy, over-40 best friends who are desperate to stay hip and youthful and who carry on under the disapproving eye of Edina's teenage daughter, Saffy.
More than a decade ago, Roseanne Barr worked on developing a U.S. version of the show with Carrie Fisher for ABC. CBS' 1995-98 Cybill Shepherd comedy "Cybill" had an "Ab Fab" flavor to it. Another short-lived 1995 sitcom, CBS' "High Society," starring Jean Smart and Mary McDonnell, was a thinly veiled imitation.Original series starred Saunders and Joanna Lumley.
It was a big hit in Britain and successful import for Comedy Central. In the U.K., "Ab Fab" ran as a regular series from 1992-95, with a two-part finale airing in 1996. Saunders and Lumley reunited for further adventures with fresh segs produced in 2001 and 2003.
Monday, October 6, 2008
She's just better than the rest of us!

from digital spy:
Angelina Jolie has revealed how she got her figure back after giving birth to twins.
The actress and husband Brad Pitt welcomed Knox and Vivienne into the world in July, but Jolie wasted no time in losing her baby weight.
Speaking at the New York premiere of Changeling, the 33-year-old remarked that she shed the pounds simply by being a mum.
"[Running] around with all the kids, and breastfeeding, which I think is part of your body's natural way of losing weight," she said.
Blind Items!!!
I'm running a few here togetherI think you'll be pleased with this one! From Holy Moly!
I always get asked the same two questions - well actually one question, but just about two different extremely famous movie stars.
My answer is always that I'm the wrong person to ask (based on the fact that I have never met the fellows and will always err on the side of the best story). Your best bet is to track down a lovely man called Marcus who is a young, blond, South African model...
Next week we'll talk about the hairdresser. And the mobile phone pictures... and how much these pictures would cost (i.e. a fucking shitload).
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WHICH wife of a rock superstar has been punishing him for going to strip clubs without her? The spouse has spent about $30 million on a house they don't really need to get back at him for not including her in his adventures . . .
WHICH boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet?
JUST ASKING- New York Post
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Which LA-based Brit celebrity has had so much botox and restylane filler around the mouth, she's got dozens of tiny but noticeable pin-holes above her lips?
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Britney News...
Now that Britney Spears has seemingly been free of drugs and scuzzy males for a little while, her parents are hoping to make the rebirth stick by banning her from having sex for the next six months. Spears (left, in another life) has never been romantically linked to a decent man in her adult life, and that might have something to do with her parents' crap treatment of her as a fleshy commodity when she was still a kid, so one could imagine their happiest daydream lately is a celibate, childlike Britney in the body of a grown woman.
A friend tells Now, “Jamie and Lynne feel she’s so close to cracking the big time again that they don’t want anything to get in her way.
“They’re desperate to ensure that it won’t happen again. Their worst nightmare is that she gets involved with someone else who’s just trying to use her for her money or to further their own career.”
[Entertainmentwise via OhNoTheyDidn't]
In other Spears news, Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn, 17, reportedly just broke up with the father of her four-month-old daughter.
*and here's the Jamie Lynn story......wasn't there something recently about her moving to L.A. to be closer to her sister?*
By Christi Hall
Oct 3, 2008
It has been a turbulent time for Jamie Lynn Spears. Less than four months after the birth of their daughter, Maddie, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are calling it quits, reports Life & Style Weekly. "Romantically, there is nothing left between them," says a Spears family insider. "Jamie Lynn hoped that having Maddie would settle Casey down, but the cheating scandal finally hit home."
As previously reported by the weekly entertainment magazine complete with pictures of a woman named, Kelli Dawson and she claimed she had a fling with Casey while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Casey said that is wrong and he has denied he's cheated, the magazine reports.
And though Casey's pals tell Jamie Lynn, 17, that he does love her, they say his feelings are "not enough for him to commit to being a husband," adds the insider. Will they patch things up and ever make it to the altar?
The magazine claims that Casey, 19, is no longer living in the couple's Liberty, Miss., home. "He's welcome to see Maddie whenever he wants, but that's it," says the insider. "Her family isn't unhappy about it. Everybody on Jamie Lynn's side is tired of making excuses. They had to do it for years with Kevin [Federline, Britney's ex]!"
*Jamie Lynn is still a dumbass, even if the little fucktrophy isn't Casey's*
Thursday, October 2, 2008
You'd think one day Brit would learn....
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
The Rachel Zoe Project
Somehow watching it, I got the sense that this is the kind of person that women in ancient Rome used for styling. Women who were of the elite, the upper crust that could only be imagined and envied by everyone else. At least, Rachel looks like she may have been around that long. Cheap shot, I know.
Anyhow, the first thing that strikes me watching this program is that the woman does not SHUT UP. Even with her own husband, her mouth just goes and goes and no one can get a word in. What is especially annoying are the phrases she uses, "It's like..." "It's like I was thinking...." and it all revolves around Rachel. I almost wonder how she is with clients, if she's so self indulgent with them.
The other thing that strikes the viewer right in the face is her obsession with '70's vintage couture. Yuck. Maybe there is something waaay deep in the bottoms of the leftovers that might be interesting but the 70's were bad enough the first time around.....
Yes, it's impressive all the people she knows, all the people she styles, all the designers she hangs out with. But somehow it is all so boring. I actually appreciate my my boring desk job and my terrible plain fashion. I would mind doing AP or AR for her but the rest just seems so mundane.
Maybe as I've gotten older I've become immune to such glitter and eyeliner. I don't know. I can see only watching a few episodes before writing it off as yet one more lame reality attempt at trying to capture someone's attention. I'm not sure if they are trying to convince people that they might be able to aspire to her achievements if they went to community college as a fashion merchandising major....or if they should just throw the money out of a window and hope for the best. I can't quite list it as a guilty pleasure and yet there is an odd fascination. I suppose I shall watch until I get bored with it. I'm sure it wont' take long.
What would be entertaining would be for Tyra and Rachel to co-host a show together.....That could be interesting if done in a cage match style! I'd be hooked! Rachel, throwing Oscar De La Renta bracelets to fend off Tyra's lizard rage hair attacks!
Monday, September 29, 2008
WTF Is Victoria Beckham wearing?
Valkyrie Doomed?
Tom Cruise's Hitler Flick: 'No Audience'
The first opinions are in on Tom Cruise’s Christmas Day release about the failed assassination attempt on Adolf Hitler.
The movie in question is "Valkyrie," a project now exceeding $100 million and maybe the cause of the end of this chapter in the life of United Artists.
Not since UA gave birth to "Heaven’s Gate" in 1980 and capsized as a result has a studio’s future been so tied to one title.
It doesn’t help that since UA went into business with Cruise and Paula Wagner, the longtime business partners broke up and Wagner left. To make matters worse, Merrill Lynch, which organized the $500 million credit line for Cruise/Wagner, has now also vanished. They were bought by Bank of America two weeks ago.
Luckily, Merrill didn’t hand the full amount over so fast.
Now, several industry insiders have been to a couple of screenings of "Valkyrie." What do they say? They agree that it’s a well-made movie, and even an absorbing thriller. But what matters more is that they’re telling me "it’s not an Oscar movie, there’s nothing Oscar about it."
Even awards aren’t the total problem, however. "You sit there and say, 'Who am I selling this movie to? Who’s the audience? And the answer is, No one.'"
Indeed, the marketing problems for "Valkyrie" are huge. Dec. 26 is already pretty crowded with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in "Revolutionary Road," the wide release of Ron Howard’s "Frost/Nixon" and John Cusack in the highly anticipated "Shanghai". That would cover the intellectual upscale audience.
That leaves family drama — Forest Whitaker in "Hurricane Season," Jennifer Aniston in "Marley and Me" — plus Adam Sandler in "Bedtime Stories."
And it’s not like there won’t be big box office stars in theaters that week. Brad Pitt, Will Smith and Jim Carrey all have releases out one week earlier.
That, compounded with the obvious: watching Hitler kill off his would-be assassins isn’t exactly holiday fare. The movie ends with the most evil person who ever lived murdering the "good guys." There’s no happy ending, that’s for sure.
"You just don’t know which set of bad Germans to root for," one source told me. "There are no heroes, that’s for sure."
Sunday, September 28, 2008
I like them together!

They are cute! The age difference doesn't bother, me, look at Demi & Ashton...for whatever reason, they are still together. Granted, Scarlett can't sing to save her life, but I like Scarlett and Ryan together, they just seem to fit. I hope their marriage lasts! Congrats, you two! From E!Online:
Sorry guys and gals, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are officially off the market.
Ryan, 31, and Scarlett, 23, quietly tied the knot on Saturday in an intimate ceremony outside Vancouver in the groom's native Canada, E! News has confirmed. This is the first marriage for both.
The newlyweds began dating in February 2007 and announced their engagement just four months ago.







