He's Charlie Sheen, Bitch!!

Charlie the MaSheen checked into rehab....again.  I don't know why i stan for you, Charlie.....you don't even know that I exist!  But it's ok. I don't believe much of what an attention Whore says and porn stars are just glory whores.  I don't want to marry you, just hang out.  anyway, This is for you, you crazy beast:

Spin Sycle for January 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Are you having fun?

Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated.  I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image.  Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand.  Think about it!  Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy.  I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise.  He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around.  I'd watch that!  It's a good idea!  Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!

Pot, meet kettle  (Jenna vs. Chelsea)

Rupert Grint to change his haircolor?  Don't do it!!  It's what makes you unique and special!

Will Gayle King be pushed aside?

Spin Sycle for January 26 2011

Tell me what you think of this, Syclers!!

Troy Aikman is getting divorced.  Who wants to start the pool on how long before he comes out?

Penelope Cruz is a mother

You'll never guess what Lady Gaga's fragrance draws from.  Lady GagGag indeed.

Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that she is not adopting a child.

Trent Reznor has an Oscar nomination for best musical score.  Guess he's down in it now.

Jack Lalanne

Dead at 96.  My mother used to do these workouts when they ran on tv and i'd do them with her or at least try to....a small child bores easily!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

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Posh is the total picture of glowing imminent motherhood

Ke$ha is a liar?

Oprah is making a huge announcement on her show Monday about some personal secret.  Does anyone care?

Madonna is no longer funding or supporting the $15 million school in Malawi that she proposed.  Cheap bitch?

George Clooney was married once, found it full of fail

Kevin Smith's film "Red State" to be picketed at film festival

Spin Sycle for January 20 2011

Here you go, Syclers!  Be sure to tell me what you think!

Sasha Baron Cohen to play Saddam Hussein.  This is a pretty brave role to take on.

Sandra Bullock knew all about Jesse James and Kat Von D. engagement.

Beyonce wants you to believe her BS

Kim Kardashian says being a Teen Mom is bad and if you really want to be popular, get taped while having sex....twice....then cry that those tapes were "accidentally" leaked online.  U mad u didn't think of it, Kim?

Another Kardashian, to follow in Kim's footsteps, is about to become a whore.

Don't forget your Starburst


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The Spin Sycle for January 19 2011

What's happening Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Anne Hathaway to play Catwoman in the new Batman movie.  Gross.  Bad choice.

Lamar Odom wanted a "classy relationship".....I say he tossed that out the window once he hooked up with the giant troll

Owen Wilson named his son something normal.

Is Justin Timberlake looking for greener pastures?  When is he releasing a new album?

The Spin Sycle for January 18 2011

Can you believe that it's already halfway thru January in 2011 Syclers???

Pink on the beach with her baby belly

Regis Philbin is leaving Live!  and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining

Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?

Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest

Surprise!  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby

OctoMom is now a porn star.

Stayin in bed today

don't feel too well



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Hey Syclers!

Just for fun, you thought you knew your astrological sign, right?  Well, you're wrong!  see, that was based on how it was set over 2000 years ago and the stars have shifted since then.  You can read the details here.  Really though, I thought we got over this once it was figured out that the sun was the center of our system, not earth.  But whatever.  (Your ol' pal Spin would be a Gemini then instead of a Cancer.  I'm supposed to be charming and witty?  Too much pressure!)  This is called sidereal astrology and here's how it breaks down according to astronomers:

• Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
• Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
• Pisces: March 11-April 18.
• Aries: April 18-May 13.
• Taurus: May 13-June 21.
• Gemini: June 21-July 20.
• Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
• Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
• Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
• Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
• Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec.17*.
• Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

*Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.  this is where this sign would be except it got thrown out since there can't be 13 signs.  13 is unlucky.  Instead, this would be the new and improved Scorpio dates. 


I would guess that this shift must have come into more modern play say around 1000 to maybe 500 years ago.....so it's a good bet that what you thought you were born under was wrong because the system was never updated from 2000 years ago.  Enjoy your new sign!  Giggity.

Spin Sycle for January 10 2011

So how is the new year treating you so far?

Jared Lee Loughner, the guy who's made himself famous by shooting people, looks like Uncle Fester.  No, really.

Owen Wilson to become a father, so you can stop feeling sorry for him now.

From Panache Report:  After Diddy’s dad passed, his ma and Loon’s ma, besties, were drug runners for major NY ballers. They also boosted as a tag team and worked at this after hours joint, lots of shit went on at this after hours joint, gambling, pros, drug deals, live strip shows.
Tupac’s mama is married to a white chick, she down with the kitty kat.

Jay-Z’s mama always been gay, he tries to keep this shit on the low cause he don’t want other rappers dissing him over it and shit.

Victoria Beckham wants a girl

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  


In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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What's happening , Syclers!

If you ever suspected it, cats are assholes.  But cute, furry assholes.

Howard K Stern is a free man.  Remember him?  He's the guy who used to be with Anna Nicole

and here's a not so blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter.  She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.

Hey Syclers! It's January 5 2010!

Get ready for the latest edition of $citards on Ice!  No really, a new book about the inner workings of $cientology is due out, you'll want to get a copy.  Just be sure to pay cash.

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally.  While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.


Autism/vaccinations study deemed a fake.....suck it Jenny McCarthy


Does Eva Longoria have a new man?

Welcome to the New Year, Syclers!

What's going on:

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have split after being together for 8 years

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab

and here's a solved blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This actor is in more than a bit of trouble. There’s a reason for his cheating and other bad behavior. It’s the bottle. He’s always had a problem, but now it’s out of control. His wife (who is also a big celebrity) will stand by him as long as he agrees to go to rehab, which we hear will happen soon. The plan is to have him disappear over the holidays when everyone will simply be too busy to notice that he’s gone. Personally, we hope the wife will go with him. Rehab can be so romantic.

SOLVED!

It’s David Arquette! Source: BG and LATimes

David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. You already know that Courteney Cox is his celebrity wife. The mistletoe clue was supposed to lead you to the  “Never Been Kissed” and “Kiss & Tell”.  Hey, it was the holidays and we just couldn’t come up with a good clue that included the phrase “Eight-Legged Freaks”.

When their split was first announced in October, they released a statement reading , “We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.”

Blah, blah, blah. The statement should have read, “We split up and are limiting David’s visitation to Coco because David is a drunk, he’s making everybody miserable, and he refuses to go rehab.”

So, now you know the real story.

Happy New Year!

Here's DJ Earworm's latest, Unites States of Pop 2010:

Happy New Year's Eve, Syclers!!!

Here's what Katy Perry looks like when she wakes up in the morning....per Russell Brand and Gawker



Discuss in the comments!

Spin Sycle for December 29 2010

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!

Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there.  Is everyone  using the same jeweler?

and a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.




*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*

Spin Sycle for December 28 2010

What's up, Syclers?  Are you ready for a new year?

Elton John is a father

Unsubstantiated Rumor: Hollywood is still in shock over the unexpected death of Teena Marie.

People are also whispering: "Will Eddie Murphy attend Teena's funeral?"

Allegedly, Teena and Eddie had a brief fling after she broke up with Rick James and Teena was heartbroken that she was "kept a secret" in regards to the fling.

Allegedly, she fell in love with Eddie and the song "Midnight Magnet," was dedicated to him. (Panache Report)

Rihanna is no longer seeing Matt Kemp

Ne-Yo is a father too

Porn might save OctoMom from losing her house

The Spin Sycle for Dec. 27 2010

Hugh Hefner is engaged to Crystal Harris! U mad, Holly?

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged. I'm sure there's a blind item that this answers.

Alanis Morisette (remember her?)  gave birth to a boy

Teen Mom Amber charged with 3 class D felonies.  Bitch, you dun goofed!!

RIP Teena Marie