a place for dirty laundry, hand washings and delicates....
All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Did Guilt Make Him Do It?
The father of a boy who sued Michael Jackson and accused him of sexual molestation died by committing suicide, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Evan Chandler, formerly a Beverly Hills dentist, shot himself in the head. He was found dead in Jersey City, N.J.
Jersey City Police Department spokesman Stan Eason told RadarOnline.com: “Evan Chandler’s body was found at 5.35 pm on November 5 by the concierge at his luxury apartment building in Jersey City. We have ruled it as suicide because he was found with a gun held to his body and had a single bullet wound to the side of his head. Mr. Chandler was 65.
“There was no note found in the apartment but officers did find medication in keeping with a serious medical condition. A doctor based at Colanta Hematology in Bayonne, NJ, had called the concierge, asking him check on Mr. Chandler’s apartment as Mr. Chandler had missed an appointment. It was thanks to the concierge’s actions that Mr. Chandler’s body was discovered. Mr. Chandler’s body has now been returned to his family.”
In the early 1990s, Chandler reported Jackson to authorities in both Los Angeles and Santa Barbara, charging the King of Pop with molesting his son, then 13.
But the case never went to trial because the boy received a civil settlement for “personal injuries arising out of claims of negligence” from the superstar.
Both parties signed a confidentiality agreement, promising not tot talk about the case or the multi-million-dollar settlement.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Playboy For Sale!!!
from reuters.com:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Playboy founder Hugh Hefner changed American pop culture, one centerfold at a time.
With his Playboy Enterprises Inc in talks to be sold for about $300 million, the 83 year-old Hefner will be giving up control over the iconic adult entertainment empire he founded that was instrumental in shaping society's opinions on nudity, sex and free speech.
Playboy magazine also showed men how to enjoy stylish clothing, good liquor, sports cars and other luxuries, and became a standard bearer for that lifestyle -- real or imagined.
"All that kind of stuff just piled up issue after issue -- promoting that idea of consumer abundance as being synonymous with the good life in this country -- and Hefner is very important in promoting that idea," said Steven Watts, author of "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream."
But as Playboy's fortunes waned, some of the symbols of wealth that surrounded Hefner became harder for him to hang on to.
Playboy Enterprises Inc is in talks with Jim Griffiths, a former entertainment president at Playboy, and private equity firm Golden Gate Capital, to sell itself for about $300 million, a source familiar with the matter said Friday.
Playboy declined to comment. Golden Gate Capital, which is in joint talks with Griffiths, were not immediately available for comment.
The company is also in separate talks with Iconix Brand Group to sell itself, sources told Reuters on Thursday.
The company has been looking for a buyer for months, even before the appointment of a new chief executive in June, when Scott Flanders replaced Christie Hefner, the daughter of the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner.
Al Bundy is distraught:
Adult Swim Fans!!
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Adult Swim, the raunchier side of Cartoon Network, is letting its fans design their own DVDs.
Starting Monday, visitors to AdultSwimShop.com can choose 110 minutes' worth of TV episodes, some artwork for the DVD case and disc face, as well as create a menu and title, and Adult Swim will mail the finished product to them for $20.
Adult Swim's Build a Custom DVD launches with 100 episodes of those shows and others. By year's end, its entire originals library of more than 1,000 episodes from more than 30 series will be available.
Adult swim also distributes its content digitally via iTunes, Xbox Live and PlayStation Network.
The initiative is similar to Warner Archive Collection, whereby Warner Bros. lets consumers select classic film titles online for DVDs that are "manufactured on demand" and mailed. Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network share the same parent, Time Warner.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
The Kardashians are Ovah
Paris Hilton is declaring war on her former best friends, the Kardashian sisters, for becoming more famous and earning more cash than she does.
The hotel heiress is fuming that Kim and her sibs, who got their first big break by hanging out on the Hollywood scene with Hilton, have eclipsed her in the fame and money stakes. Sources say she's hatched a plan to boost her brand by pushing a new beauty line and make herself more likable by playing down her lavish lifestyle.
A source told Page Six: "Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her -- and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals.
"She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl -- and they aren't friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney's baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe's wedding brought in record ratings for E!
Sources close to Hilton said she's carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she'll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side.
And she's keen to play up her more stable relationship with Doug Reinhardt and talk about the possibility of marriage and babies.
courtesy of ~Page Six~
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Hrmm..
Black Eyed Peas star Fergie has credited Kanye West with broadening hip-hop's audience by making his music "gay-friendly".
The singer insisted that the 'Heartless' star has always pushed the boundaries of rap with his experimental sounds and stylish dress sense.
She told MTV: "Kanye West really did a great thing for hip-hop and made it very mixed and open."
Fergie also spoke highly of her bandmates will.i.am, apl.de.ap and Taboo, adding: "They're completely gay-friendly, [too]. Are you kidding me? Look at how they dress!"
Carrie Prejean can't take the heat
What a bitch.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Blind Item!!

Have fun with this one! *wink*
BlindGossip – He’s a movie star, he is married, and he is gay. Out of respect for his wife, though, he only allows a boy in his bed when either one of the couple is traveling. Thoughtful, right? Well, it’s rather creepy, because the last couple of guys he has been with bear a strange resemblance to his wife. So is he picking the boys because they resemble his wife, or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes? Hard to say, but in either case, he has no intention of coming out of the closet any time soon. Oh, and yes, they are practically boys. He likes them young, but is pretty careful about them being of legal age.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Lady Gaga's Bad Romance
Monday, November 9, 2009
Hello Britain! London restaurants and pubs of London!
When I was a child long ago, my parents took me with them on a trip to London. If I were ever to make it back, I would be totally lost, not knowing where to even start. Trying to find a good place to eat would probably be a disaster that I don't even want to imagine. So if you were going to visit, say, London if you haven't been for a very long time, or maybe you are taking your first trip there and want to know where to go, what would you do? would you trust a site that was pushing tourism or would you want the opinions of people who live there or have been where you plan to be?
Your friend Spin has a great answer for you, at QYPE! For instance, click on restaurants to see what's available in the UK. If you want to see London restaurants, click here. If you want to plan a pub crawl in London, you could plot out from start to end your route.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Rachel Zoe post!!
People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”
Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."
Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.
Chupa Fired Taylor! | Dlisted
Friday, November 6, 2009
Poster boy for Birth control to be a father again?
Kevin Federline is going to be a father for the fifth time, tabloid reports have claimed.
The ex-husband of Britney Spears, who was recentlyconfirmed to appear in VH1 series Celebrity Fit Club, is allegedly having a baby with his current girlfriend Victoria Prince.
According to the National Enquirer, Federline was unhappy when Prince broke the news to him.
"The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn't seem happy to hear the news," a source said.
"Under no circumstances does he want another kid now. He's not even acknowledging the possibility.
"He's awful when it comes to birth control. Kevin thinks it's the woman's responsibility."
Federline has sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, with ex-wife Britney Spears, as well as Kori, 7, and 5-year-old Kaleb with former girlfriend Shar Jackson.
The 31-year-old has been in a relationship with volleyball player Prince since last December.
*WTF is he thinking? Another Federline will walk the earth?*
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
CARRIE PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE.

Allow me to repeat that, CARRIE "Miss Ima Christian up in hurr" PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE. Splain that up to your christian peeps, miss thing. You amemba her, she's the one who used to be Miss California then got all anti-gay as the new chrsitian poster child. What's really retarded is this, off of ONTD:
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.
We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.
*You know Harvey "I'm a lawyer" Levin doesn't give a shit, he's been waiting for the right moment to spring this puppy out. She's a greedy l'il bitch ain't she? Sit down, ho*
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
What did Rihanna really say?
Digitalspy reports:
Speaking to Glamour, she said: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day.
"The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn't heard."
*But she's not really saying anything here....What voice? What does that voice say, RiRi? Does it say it's wrong for a woman to be beat like that by someone she loves? Mixed message. I hope she becomes more vocal about standing up against domestic violence.*
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Douchebag has baby
Mel Gibson's partner has reportedly given birth to the couple's first child together.
According to Radar Online, the filmmaker's Russian fiancée Oksana Grigorieva delivered Gibson's eighth child, an as-yet-unnamed girl, on Friday.
The new mother and baby are reportedly resting at home.
The 53-year-old has seven children with ex-wife Robyn Gibson, who filed for divorce from the actor earlier this year.
and in a twist of irony, from Nikke Finke:
Mel Gibson has always been better known as a movie star and film director than as a Hollywood mogul. Yet he has been at the head of LA-based Icon Group with partner Bruce Davey since 1989. Today
(Nov. 1) they announced the sale of the UK operations of their film and entertainment business to the US-based industrial group, Access Industries. The deal includes Icon’s international sales company, the distribution operation based in the UK, and the Majestic Films & Television library. (But not the LA operation Icon Productions, which Gibson still owns outright with Davey who relocated to Australia.) The UK business will continue to operate under the Icon name but former UK Film Council chairman Stewart Till will be appointed Icon UK’s new CEO as well as an equity holder in the business.
*alimony maybe?*
Friday, October 30, 2009
Kim K. to get married too?
Inspired by sister Khloe's extravagant "wedding", Kim Kardashian has secretly started planning her own wedding to BF Reggie Bush, say sources. Kim and the New Orleans Saints running back - who split in July amid charges they had both cheated - are back together and happier than ever after rekindling their love affair in August, say friends of the couple. "Kim and Reggie haven't looked back since reuniting," said a friend of the couple. "They're already making wedding plans." Kim is the one who popped the question - sort of. "After they got back together, Kim was determined to pin him down on marriage," explained the friend. "So while visiting him in New Orleans following Khloe's wedding, Kim brought up the subject of walking down the aisle. "She was totally surprised when Reggie said, 'Yes, let's do it!'"
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The video...well, on the plus side, Britney looks better, her costumes are alright and she's trying to work it more like Old Brit. Oh and she's totally using her videos for product placement, a little self promotion.
On the con side, the pace of the video is too slow, the shots are boring, her hair is STILL a ratted mess and once again, she falls flat. There was so much potential to make this an awesome piece and it just doesn't work. She takes threesomes and makes them stale, mundane and boring. I watched this and thought, who cares? I am looking forward to remixes of the song and hopefully more interesting remixes of the video. Judge for yourself:
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
France is my hero!
Read the joy here.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Just in time for Halloween!
Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1

